Tuesday, April 29, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1865

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Messages In This Digest (27 Messages)

1.
Is group ke saare users ko Owais ka Aadaab From: owais85
2.
BEST SUICIDE NOTE EVER WRITTEN ........ From: glassnost
3.
R They 12 0r 13 ? From: Siya ....
4.
Some shayari From: bhushan_hwk
5a.
Don't drink and come to office From: pravin kote
6.
If celebrities were beasts From: Rahul Verma
7.
Good Life From: Basant Sain
8.
Dosti Ghazal hai From: TARUNESH CHIKATE
9a.
Dost From: Basant Sain
10.
SO SAID GEORGE BERNARD SHAW ............. From: glassnost
11.
SO SAID GEORGE CARLIN ............... From: glassnost
12a.
FRIENDSHIP From: pravin kote
13.
Mein Ne Us Ko Salam Likh Bhejja, From: Vinay Malhotra
14.
Sisterhood From: faisal zafar
15.
DUA  BY  SHAKEEL  BHATTI From: shakeelbhatti786
16.
LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 004 ) From: glassnost
17a.
*WALLPAPERS*_* From: TUNA
18.
LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 003 ) From: glassnost
19.
Let's see if you reply From: Jennifer Beyer
20.
Tumse doori ka From: TARUNESH CHIKATE
21.
Luv All From: Basant Sain
22.
New Alarm Clock. From: *\/**Shan**\/*
23.
Lion Bajar From: sameer
24.
I'm Searching for .................................................. From: ganeshkumble
25.
How to impress a woman From: ganeshkumble
26.
How to forward any email?"STEPWISE GUIDE" DONT MISS From: ganeshkumble
27.
ABC's of parenting From: ganeshkumble

Messages

1.

Is group ke saare users ko Owais ka Aadaab

Posted by: "owais85" owais85@yahoo.co.in   owais85

Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:56 am (PDT)

"Dukh kam nahi hota muskurane se
Aansoo dil par hi girte hain chupane se
Wo aur honge jinhe manzil mil gayi hogi
Hame to sirf badnami hi mili is fasane se
Main kyu teri bewafai ka charcha karoon
Gum to kam nahi hota dikhane se
Bhuladenge, bhuladenge, bhuladenge tujhe
Yaad karte hain ab bhi tujhe iss bahane se."

"Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai
Koi kisi se mil jata hai
to koi kisi se bichad jata hai
Jise hum mangten hai apni duaon mein
Wo kisi ko bina mange mil jata hai."

"ISHQ or DOSTI meri zindgi ka guman hai
ISHQ meri rooh DOSTI mera imaan hai
ISHQ pe kar du fida apni sari ZINDGI
Magar DOSTI par mera ISHQ B QURBAAN hai."

2.

BEST SUICIDE NOTE EVER WRITTEN ........

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:01 am (PDT)


GLASSNOST

3.

R They 12 0r 13 ?

Posted by: "Siya ...." siya_zindagirocks@yahoo.co.in   siya_zindagirocks

Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:07 pm (PDT)


PLEASE WAIT UNTIL THE GROUP CHANGES POSITIONS.

IS IT TWELVE OR THIRTEEN??



Wait 4 1 Minute






This will drive you crazy!

WHERE DOES THE EXTRA MAN COME FROM? don't ask me; I haven't
figured it out yet
4.

Some shayari

Posted by: "bhushan_hwk" bhushan_hwk@yahoo.co.in   bhushan_hwk

Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:10 pm (PDT)

Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hai,
Jindagi Maut Ke Pahloo Me So Rahi Hai,
Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho Meri Maut Ki Wajah,
Wo To Bus Jamane Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Ro Rahi Hai

Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake,
diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake,
aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo,
phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake

Woh Keh Gaye Ki Mera Intezaar Mat Karna,
Main Kahu Bhi To Muj Pe Aitbaar Mat Karna,
Wo Kehte hai Ke Mujhe Tumse Mohabaat Nahi,
Par Tum Kisi Aur Se Pyaar Mat Karna…..!!!

5a.

Don't drink and come to office

Posted by: "pravin kote" pravin2k2002in@yahoo.com   pravin2k2002in

Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:46 pm (PDT)


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6.

If celebrities were beasts

Posted by: "Rahul Verma" verma_rahul31@yahoo.co.in   verma_rahul31

Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:47 pm (PDT)


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7.

Good Life

Posted by: "Basant Sain" basant_sain@yahoo.co.in   basant_sain

Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:48 pm (PDT)

Love yourself,
Flirt with your Understanding,
Romance with your Dreams,
Get engaged with Simplicity,
Marry Genuiness,
Divorce the Ego...
Thats Good Life...

With Regards

Name : Basant Sain
ID : basant_sain@yahoo.co.in

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8.

Dosti Ghazal hai

Posted by: "TARUNESH CHIKATE" babuchikate@yahoo.co.in   babuchikate

Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:48 pm (PDT)


Dosti Ghazal hai
gungunaane ke liye
Dosti nagma hai sunaane ke liye
yeh vo jazba hai jo sabko milta nahin
kyunke hosla chaahiye DOSTI nibhaane ke liye

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9a.

Dost

Posted by: "Basant Sain" basant_sain@yahoo.co.in   basant_sain

Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:48 pm (PDT)

Dosti duniya ki wo khushi hai,
jiski jarurat har kisi ko hui hai,
gujaar ke dekho kabhi akele zindagi,
fir khud jaan jaoge ke dosti ke bina zindagi bhi adhuri hai.......

Name : Basant Sain
ID : basant_sain@yahoo.co.in

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10.

SO SAID GEORGE BERNARD SHAW .............

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:54 pm (PDT)



GLASSNOST

11.

SO SAID GEORGE CARLIN ...............

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:00 pm (PDT)



GLASSNOST
12a.

FRIENDSHIP

Posted by: "pravin kote" pravin2k2002in@yahoo.com   pravin2k2002in

Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:01 pm (PDT)



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13.

Mein Ne Us Ko Salam Likh Bhejja,

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:05 pm (PDT)




Mein Ne Us Ko Salam Likh Bhejja,
Haal-e-Dil Tamaam Likh Bhejja..

Mein Ne Poocha Tere Hont Kaisey Hain,
Us Ne Ik Lafz Jaam Likh Bhejja..

Mein Ne Poocha Tere Baal Kaisey Hain,
Us Ne Qudrat Ka Inaam Likh Bhejja..

Mein Ne Poocha Kab Ho Gi Mulaqaat,
Us Ne Qayamat Ki Sham Likh Bhejja..

Mein Ne Poocha Itna Tarpaati Kyon Ho,
Us Ne Jawani Ka Intiqaam Likh Bhejja..

Mein Ne Poocha Tere Khad-o-Khaal Kaisey Hain,
Us Ne Husn Tamaam Likh Bhejja..

Mein Ne Poocha Tujhey nafrat Kiss Se Hai,
Us Ne MERA Hi Naam Likh Bhejja


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14.

Sisterhood

Posted by: "faisal zafar" s_fzafar@yahoo.com   s_fzafar

Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:05 pm (PDT)

15.

DUA  BY  SHAKEEL  BHATTI

Posted by: "shakeelbhatti786" shakeelbhatti786@yahoo.com   shakeelbhatti786

Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:07 pm (PDT)

DUA QALAM KO GAR MERE JAZBON KEE SHIDAT
DAAN MEIN MILTI

AGAR
KAAGHAZ PE DIL
ALFAAZ KEE SOORAT

BIKHAR SAKTA
TAKHAYUL KA SAFAR GAR
SARHADON SE MAWARA HOTA

KABHI
JO

KAR NAHIN PAYA

SUKHAN MEIN

WO BHI

KAR SAKTA

TO PHIR
EN SAB KARISHMON KO
MILA KAR

EK JAGA DARTA

PHIR AISE MEIN KAHIN JAA
KAR

TUJE KOI DUA DETA

POET : SHAKEEL BHATTI

16.

LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 004 )

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:20 pm (PDT)



GLASSNOST

17a.

*WALLPAPERS*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:27 pm (PDT)



18.

LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 003 )

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:28 pm (PDT)



GLASSNOST

19.

Let's see if you reply

Posted by: "Jennifer Beyer" charmed_one69@hotmail.com   whitewolf6887

Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:32 pm (PDT)


If God brings you to it - He will bring you through it!

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20.

Tumse doori ka

Posted by: "TARUNESH CHIKATE" babuchikate@yahoo.co.in   babuchikate

Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:33 pm (PDT)

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Nigahen aapki
pehchan hai hamari,
Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,
Karna hifazat tum apni,
Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari...
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Sitaro ki bheed se
churaaya hai apko
Dil se apna dost banaaya hai apko
Iss dil ko tootne na dena kabhiâEUR¦
Kyun keâEUR¦Iss dil ke kone mein chupaaya hai apko
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Tum kya milley
har khushi mil gayi
teri dosti har andhere ko ujaale mein badal gayi
yunhi nibhaate rehna dosti sath dena har kadam pe mera
teri dosti kya mili hamein toh duniya ki har cheez mil gayi
kadam kadam pe
hawaon se taaluk rakhna
dosti ke daur pe dosti ka aasra rakhna
hamari yaadon ki khushboo zaroor aayegi
aap bas apne dil ka darwaaza khula rakhna
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Badi muddat se
chaaha hai tujhe
Badi duao se paaya hai tumhe
Tujhe bhoolne ki soche bhi toh kaise dost
Kismat ki lakeeron se churaaya hai tumhe
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ruuth kar tum humme bhulane lage,
itne duur hue ki bahut yaad aane lage,
kaise bhula doon tumhe ek pal mein
jab dost tumhe paane mein mujhe zamane lage
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Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga?..
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21.

Luv All

Posted by: "Basant Sain" basant_sain@yahoo.co.in   basant_sain

Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:51 pm (PDT)

Hiiiiiiii

Saans lene se teri yaad aati hai,
Teri yaad aane se meri jaan jaati hai,
Kaise keh doon k sirf saans se zinda hoon,
Saans bhi to teri yaad k baad aati hai.


If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me.
If u save it thats bcoz u desire me
& if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?

Name : Basant Sain
ID : basant_sain@yahoo.co.in

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22.

New Alarm Clock.

Posted by: "*\/**Shan**\/*" shan1zx@gmail.com   shan1x

Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:51 pm (PDT)

*A new generation of Alarm Clock now in the Markets...*
*A New technology coming from Japan...*

*Alarm Clock *
* * *Wake Up !!!*

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23.

Lion Bajar

Posted by: "sameer" vasimpadhiyar@yahoo.co.in   vasimpadhiyar

Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:52 pm (PDT)

Sher market bhi kya zamana laya hai,
Aajkal savera hote hi

Biwi

Secretery

GirlFriends

Kamwali

sawal puchti hai ki.....
....
..
.
.
.
Aaj Upar chadega kya ?

Reply

24.

I'm Searching for ..................................................

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:54 pm (PDT)

I'm Searching for .................

I am on a journey to find...
Happiness Peace Serenity Compassion
Comfort Humor Strength Integrity
Trust Gentleness Gratitude Wisdom
Acceptance Beauty Forgiveness Joy
Unity Justice Courage Perserverence

Thank you for helping me find these qualities.
Send this page to all your friends to remind them of your journey.

If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on to your friends
keep spreading the cheer!

Send this page to your friends!

I'm Searching for .................
ganeshkumble11@gmail.com
25.

How to impress a woman

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:54 pm (PDT)


How To Impress..
A Woman?


Compliment her,

cuddle her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

stroke her,

tease her,

comfort her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

dance with her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her

***************
How to impress a Man?

Just give a sweet smile smile.

ha ha ha ha ha ha m i wrong????

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26.

How to forward any email?"STEPWISE GUIDE" DONT MISS

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:54 pm (PDT)



How to forward any email?"STEPWISE GUIDE" DONT MISS

Friends In fact it is easy to forward any email by clicking forward button.
Isn't it????Normally we people easily open any email from inbox and then click Forward button to send emails to our friends.
But do you know that if we send mails directely clicking forward button then it also add some lines like this before original message.
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: ganesh kumble <ganeshkumble@gmail.com>
Date: Mar 12, 2006 8:41 AM
Subject: Animated Fruits.......
To: ganesh kumble <ganeshkumble@gmail.com>
Animated Fruits.......

Email : ganeshkumble@gmail.com

And when it s forwarded many times then this lines are added more and more.
Like following email before originol email.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: ganesh kumble <ganeshkumble@gmail.com>
Date: Mar 12, 2006 8:41 AM
Subject: Animated Fruits.......
To: ganesh kumble <ganeshkumble@gmail.com>
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Use Photomail to share photos without annoying attachments.
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Deep C <deepchheda@yahoo.com>
To: uday0110@yahoo.co.in
Date: Sun, 26 Feb 2006 07:34:27 -0800 (PST)
Subject: [FullyFaltu] Bugatti Veyron (World's Costliest Car)

On 3/11/06, Ganesh <ganeshkumble@gmail.com> wrote:
Animated Fruits.......

Email : ganeshkumble@gmail.com

So when we send email clicking "forward" button then receiver also get
this type of forwarded lines which makes our email littele borring.

Therefore I will guide you stepwise that how can we avoid this lines
from our forwarded emails.

(1)Open your message that you want to forward others.
Select that part of email that you want to send with mouse.
(Select "words" as well "pictures" with mouse.)
(2)Click Ctrl+C to copy button to copy selected message.

(3)Click compose button.(Do not click Forward button.)
(4)Click Ctrl+V to paste selected message.
(5)Put email addresses in "To" field.
(6)Write something in subject line from message.
(7)Click send button.

If you forward your email in this way then your email will be clean without
Forwarded lines.Like this
Animated Fruits.......

Email : ganeshkumble@gmail.com

So you can try forwarding your email now.
Do the following.
(1) Select above message from "Animated Fruits" upto "ganeshkumble@gmail.com by mouse.(Text as well as pictures.)
(2) Pree "Ctrl+C" to copy message.
(3) Click compose button.
(4)Click "Ctrl+V" to paste this message in body of message.
(5) You can change last line ganeshkumble@gmail.com and put your email address in place of my.
(6) Add email address in to field you can enter my email address
ganeshkumble@gmail.com in to field.You can also add as many address as you want.
(7) In subject line write "Animated Fruits for you......."
(8) Click send button to send your email.

Now it is exam for you.
So Please send me this email "Animated Fruits for you......."
at ganeshkumble@gmail.com as i have just guided you stepwise.
If there will be any difficulty i will guide you.
You can also chat with me at yahoo messanger "ganeshkumble"

Bye take care
ganeshkumble@gmail.com

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ABC's of parenting

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:54 pm (PDT)


ABC's of parenting

lways trust your children to God's care.
ring them to church.
hallenge them to high goals.
elight in their achievements.
xalt the Lord in their presence.
rown on evil.
ive them love.
ear their problems.
gnore not their childish fears.
oyfully accept their apologies.
eep their confidence.
ive a good example before them.
ake them your friends.
ever ignore their endless questions!
pen your heart to their love.
ray for them by name.
uicken your interest in their spirituality.
emember their needs.
how them the way of salvation.
each them to work.
nderstand they are still young.
erify your statements.
ean them from bad company.
eXpect them to obey.
earn for God's best for them.
ealously guide them in Bible truth.

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