Monday, April 7, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1834

Messages In This Digest (19 Messages)

1.
Tere bin Tanha From: TARUNESH CHIKATE
2.
When summers have passed From: Vinay Malhotra
3a.
hindi jokes From: sgnr_dinesh
4.
SO SAID CHARLES WADSWORTH ...... From: glassnost
5.
Orange Mix From: Neha Parikh
6.
I bet u can't stop laughing, after reading this From: Aasutosh Thakkar
7.
Badaa hee pyaar bhariya see mera dil, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
8.
Interesting to See If You Send this Back From: hindi_jokes
9.
Cool Cartoons........ From: hindi_jokes
10.
How gymnastic people go to toilet... From: hindi_jokes
11.
your life..... From: hindi_jokes
12.
what it feels when....(Nice One) From: hindi_jokes
13a.
Best friend for all eternity!!!!! From: hindi_jokes
14.
for your sweeteeee........z From: hindi_jokes
15.
BABIES IN HAND AND BABY'S HAND. From: hindi_jokes
16.
ABSOLUTELY FREE SMS WEBSITE From: abhilashssnair
17a.
Bed Rooms for Kids From: hindi_jokes
18.
THE SCENE IN AHMEDABAD .................. From: glassnost
19.
SO SAID MARY SCHMICH ......... From: glassnost

Messages

1.

Tere bin Tanha

Posted by: "TARUNESH CHIKATE" babuchikate@yahoo.co.in   babuchikate

Sun Apr 6, 2008 9:30 am (PDT)

Tere bin Tanha
---------------------------------
Mahek kya hoti hai fizao se pucho,
Pyar kya hai mere dil se pucho,
tadap kya hai meri diwangi se pucho,
hum kitne tanha hai tere bina ye,
bhari mehfil se pucho.

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2.

When summers have passed

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Sun Apr 6, 2008 9:31 am (PDT)

When summers have passed beyond
my fingers on both hands
When the color of my hair matches
the color of the full moon

When my body takes a different shape
and the pounds are easily seen
When the excitement felt from my
touch seems to lose its magic

Will you see me in a different way?
will your love for me change?
Or will you whisper each morning I
am still the love of your life?

Will you look upon me with the eyes
that adore and cherish me then?
Reminding me why you chose me to be
the one you share your life with?

Will your voice of reassurance when
I am blue, be a measure of your love?
Cradling me in your loving arms when
you see a tear escape my eye

All of these questions and many other's
wander through my mind as I say
Hold me close my darling and let me
feel your heart beat against mine

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3a.

hindi jokes

Posted by: "sgnr_dinesh" sgnr_dinesh@yahoo.com   sgnr_dinesh

Sun Apr 6, 2008 9:31 am (PDT)

TUM PAGAL HO
ARREE GUSSA KUON HOTE HO?

MY MEANS IS THAT

P - PYAARE
A - ATTRACTIVE
G - GENIUS
A - ACTIVE
L - LOVELY


AB TO KHUS HO.

4.

SO SAID CHARLES WADSWORTH ......

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Apr 6, 2008 9:37 am (PDT)


GLASSNOST

5.

Orange Mix

Posted by: "Neha Parikh" me.neha1221@gmail.com   me.neha1221

Sun Apr 6, 2008 9:42 am (PDT)

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6.

I bet u can't stop laughing, after reading this

Posted by: "Aasutosh Thakkar" aasutosh24365@yahoo.com   aasutosh24365

Sun Apr 6, 2008 9:45 am (PDT)

I bet u can't stop laughing,
after reading this
A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked,'Boy. what is your problem?'

Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!'

Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

the Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Boy.: '9'.

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Boy.: '36'.

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the 4th grade.'

Madam says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?' The principal and Boy both agreed.

Madam asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'?

Boy, after a moment 'Legs.'

Madam: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

Boy.: 'Pockets.'

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum

Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy.: Shake hands


Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy.: Arrow

Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy.: Fire truck

Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork

Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Boy.: SURNAME.

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

'Send this Boy to
IIM AHMEDABAD,
I got the last ten questions wrong myself!'.

AasutoshThakkar
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7.

Badaa hee pyaar bhariya see mera dil,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Sun Apr 6, 2008 9:46 am (PDT)

Badaa hee pyaar bhariya see mera dil,
Jo nafrat daa nishaanaa ho gaya hai,

Badaa bhaidaa zamaanaa ho gaya hai,
Jo apna see begaanaa ho gaya hai,
Wafaa dee aas rakhda be-wafaa ton,
Mera dil eh divaanaa ho gaya hai,
Bhulaa day tun guzaaray pall suhaaunay,
Mohabbat hun fasaanaa ho gaya hai,
Badaa hee pyaar bhariya see mera dil,
Jo nafrat daa nishaanaa ho gaya hai,
Jadon da husan hai magroor hoya,
Subhau kuchh haakimaana ho gaya hai,
Jihday ton vaarday saan jaan assin,
Osnu miliyan zamaanaa ho gaya hai,

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8.

Interesting to See If You Send this Back

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Sun Apr 6, 2008 9:46 am (PDT)

Interesting to See If You Send this Back

What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there?

What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness?

What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt?

So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference i n my life.

I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.

.

I'll Always Be There

In times of trouble,

In times of need,

If you are feeling SAD,

You can count on me.

I will give you a wink,

Until you smile,

give you a hug,

And stand by your side.

I'll be there for you till the end,

I'll always and forever, be your friend!

ganeshkumble11@gmail.com
9.

Cool Cartoons........

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Sun Apr 6, 2008 9:47 am (PDT)

Cool Cartoons........

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10.

How gymnastic people go to toilet...

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Sun Apr 6, 2008 9:47 am (PDT)

How gymnastic people go to toilet...

How gymnastic people go to toilet...
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11.

your life.....

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Sun Apr 6, 2008 9:47 am (PDT)

I'm ur life
im the 1 who takes u there

Hey ...
I'm ur life
im the 1 who cares
They
They betray
I'M FOREVER THERE

I'm ur dream, make u real
im ur eyes when u must steal
im ur pain when u cant feel
sad but true

im ur dream, mind astray
im ur eyes while u r away
im ur pain while u repay.........

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12.

what it feels when....(Nice One)

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Sun Apr 6, 2008 9:47 am (PDT)

Read Slowly...

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most?
Saying something and wishing you hadn't?
or
Saying nothing and wishing you had?

I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say.

Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them. If you do, they might
break your heart...if you don't, you might break theirs.

Have u ever decided not to become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what you already had with that person?

Your heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn't.

You can't tell your heart what to do.

It does it on its own.... when you least suspect it, or even when you
don't want it to.

Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other perso n was too afraid to let you?

Too many of us stay walled up because we are too afraid to care too much...for fear that the other person does not care as much, or even at all.

Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to handle?

We tell lies when we are afraid...

afraid of what we don't know,

afraid of what others will think,
afraid of what will be found out about us.

But every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.

Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump.

Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would< FONT lang=0 face=Tahoma color=#000000 FAMILY="SANSSERIF"> have done, or could have had.

*What would you do if every time you fell in love you had to say
good-bye?

*What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there?

*What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you
never got to tell them how you felt?
(even if it is that you don't care anymore)

*What would you do if you loved someone
more than ever and you couldn't have them?

*What would you do if you never got the chance to say I am friends with all of my family and they know I love them?

People live, but people die.
And I want to tell you that you are a friend.

If you died tomorrow (God Forbid), you wou ld be in my heart.
Would I be in yours?

If you care about me as
much as I car e about you, you will send this back.

We might be best friends one year,

pretty good friends the next year,

don't talk that often the next,

and don't want to talk at all the year after that.

So, I just wanted to say,

even if I never talk to you again in my life,

you are special to me and
you have made a difference in my life,

I look up to you,
respect you, and
truly cherish you.

Remember, every one needs a friend,

someday you might feel like you have
NO FRIENDS at all,

just remember this e-mail

and take comfort in knowing

somebody out there cares about you
and always will.

I LOVE YOU!!!!

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13a.

Best friend for all eternity!!!!!

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Sun Apr 6, 2008 9:47 am (PDT)



aithful
A friend is always faithful to you, even during the bad times.

eliable
A friend is reliable..you can count on them to always be there.

n touch
A friend stays in touch, even though it may not be as often as you'd like!

nduring
A true friendship is enduring, lasting even when friends lose touch for a while.

eeded
A friend is always there for you when you need someone to hug.

evoted
A friend is devoted to your friendship and will never do anything to destroy it.

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14.

for your sweeteeee........z

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Sun Apr 6, 2008 9:47 am (PDT)



You're the sweetest
Yes, you are
There's no one sweeter
Not by far!


You are sweeter
Than Froot Loops...

Or waffle cones
With vanilla scoops!

You are sweeter
Than red gum drops...


Or chocolate doughnuts
With soda pop!

You are sweeter
Than roses red...

Or yellow lilies
In a flower bed!

You are sweeter
Than ripe strawberries...

Or nectarines
Or plump bing cherries!

You're the sweetest
This is true
There's no one sweeter
Than dear, sweet you!



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15.

BABIES IN HAND AND BABY'S HAND.

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Sun Apr 6, 2008 9:47 am (PDT)

16.

ABSOLUTELY FREE SMS WEBSITE

Posted by: "abhilashssnair" abhilashssnair@yahoo.com   abhilashssnair

Sun Apr 6, 2008 9:47 am (PDT)

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17a.

Bed Rooms for Kids

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Sun Apr 6, 2008 9:49 am (PDT)

Bed Rooms for Kids

Bed Rooms for Kids

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18.

THE SCENE IN AHMEDABAD ..................

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Apr 6, 2008 9:57 am (PDT)



GLASSNOST

19.

SO SAID MARY SCHMICH .........

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Apr 6, 2008 10:00 am (PDT)



GLASSNOST

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