Sunday, April 27, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1861

Hindi Jokes funny sms shayries pictures

Messages In This Digest (26 Messages)

1.
katputli From: drishti.banerji
2.
Akela dekh k tum ko humain ehsas hota hay From: sania seher
3.
~ Colorful Notebooks ~ From: &
4.
Beautiful Bird Wallpapers From: Ashish T
5.
shyre From: Vinay Malhotra
6a.
Re: Need Frinds like U From: iqbalhussain_1 kantewale
7a.
Koi dur ho From: TARUNESH CHIKATE
8.
wana say ! love yOu From: Anil Kumar
9.
jee rahe the From: Nisha 4 Friends
10.
Anime Art From: ashwini
11.
AYE JINDAGI ....... From: suraj_nitjsr
12.
__ wana say !  love yOu__ From: nilesh kumar shah
13a.
HI From: rambaisoya
14.
Nice Stuff..... From: sonia sabir
15.
*ART*_* By Satish Verma From: TUNA
16.
shayre From: Vinay Malhotra
17.
Falling in love with you, From: Vinay Malhotra
18.
Anti-drinking Ad Campaigns From: Ashish T
19.
kool  picture From: Vinay Malhotra
20.
My Beautiful and Heart touching Love SMS Shayaries Collections Part- From: Hassan Ali
21.
dil ki awaz From: Naushad Khan
22.
Some funny lines n quotes....!!! From: karan karelia
23.
Dil pe kisi ka raj From: Vinay Malhotra
24.
Sardar Jokes From: ganesh kumble
25.
LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 001 ) From: glassnost
26.
LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 002 ) From: glassnost

Messages

1.

katputli

Posted by: "drishti.banerji" drishti.banerji@yahoo.com   drishti.banerji

Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:24 pm (PDT)


Katputli

Gusse se ubli

Boli-ye dhage

Kyun hai mere peechhe-aage?

Inhe tod do

Mujhe mere paun par chhod do

Sunkar boli aur-aur

Katputliyan

Ki haan,

Bahut din huye

Hume apne man ke chhand chhuye

Magar...

Pehli Katputli sochne lagi-

Ye kaisi ichha

Mere man mein jagi?

2.

Akela dekh k tum ko humain ehsas hota hay

Posted by: "sania seher" saniaseher@yahoo.com   saniaseher

Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:17 pm (PDT)

joinus Akela dekh k tum ko humain ehsas hota hay
kabhi hum bhi akelay thay
ager cha sher main dil k liye lakhoon jhmelay thay
hazaroon rang melay thay
mager itny bhut si runaqoon main hum akelay thay
phir aik din hum nay en tanhayoon say dosty ker li
akelay reh k jeenay ka qareena agaya hum, ko
koi bhi rut ho ankh apni nam nahi rakhtay
ab tu yeh alam hay k tanhai ka bhi gham nahi rakhtay
mager nazer ata hay koi tanha tu yeh ehsas hota hay
kabhi hum bhi akelay thay
akela dekh k tum ko humain ehsas hota hay
kabhi hum bhi akelay thay

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~ Colorful Notebooks ~

Posted by: "&" &   kute_alishbaa

Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:24 pm (PDT)

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4.

Beautiful Bird Wallpapers

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:47 pm (PDT)



5.

shyre

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:02 pm (PDT)

Ek shaks ki yaad kitne roop badalti hy
Judai ki raton mai tanhai b machalti hy

Kyun diya muhabbat ka yeh ajeeb sa dukh
Na zindgi kat ti hy na jaan nikalti hy

Usko bhulane mai khud ko bhool bethay
Magar soch ki har rah usi se millti hy

Ajab rishta bandha hy dard ka dil se
Behtay ansoun se dil ki halat sanbhalti hy

Muhabbat ka yeh safar agay barhta b kaise
Nafrat ki sheedat mari muhabbat ko kuchalti hy

Kuch is terhan ghamoo ki daldal mai phansay
Khiltay pholon ko jis terhan khizan nigalti hy

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6a.

Re: Need Frinds like U

Posted by: "iqbalhussain_1 kantewale" iqbal_222557@yahoo.com   iqbal_222557

Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:55 pm (PDT)

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7a.

Koi dur ho

Posted by: "TARUNESH CHIKATE" babuchikate@yahoo.co.in   babuchikate

Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:59 pm (PDT)

Koi dur ho kitna hi kya gam hai?
Magar vo apna hai ye kya kam hai?
Chahe na ho bat na ho mulaqat kya gam hai?
Yad hume vo karle ye kya kam hai.
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8.

wana say ! love yOu

Posted by: "Anil Kumar" anilkumar_engr5@yahoo.co.in   anilkumar_engr5

Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:59 pm (PDT)

~*~ :: Love :: ~*~
 
Your love
Your touch
Your loving kiss
A moment like this
I don't want to miss.
Some people wait a lifetime
Some people search forever
For a moment like this
With you, I've found happiness
I've never known
You're more than I ever knew existed.
More than I ever dreamed of
This world can be so hard but,
With your love I know things can change
And no longer will I feel the sadness
Nor loneliness and the pain
Feeling your embrace,
my heart begins to race.
With you, I found what I was looking for
Behind me, I shut the door
Knowing deep inside
I have to search no more
For you, my love is everlasting forevermore.
Every breath that I take
Every moment I'm awake,
I think of you
It's all I want to do.

 
 I'm sad.
Sad like butterflies pinned to cardboard boxes.
Sad like books with torn pages, ocean shores empty of bathers.
I am sad like unfinished stories ...
 
 
With Best Regards,
AniL

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9.

jee rahe the

Posted by: "Nisha 4 Friends" nishi4friend@gmail.com   nishi4friend

Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:04 pm (PDT)

jee rahe the

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Wo gujarte the hamara salaam lekar,

Ek din wo keh gaye bhula do humko,
Humne pucha kaise?

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10.

Anime Art

Posted by: "ashwini" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:14 pm (PDT)

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11.

AYE JINDAGI .......

Posted by: "suraj_nitjsr" suraj_nitjsr@yahoo.co.in   suraj_nitjsr

Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:14 pm (PDT)


Aye zindagi yuu mujhse daga na kar.......

main jindarahun uske bina ye dua na kar,

koi dekhta hai usko to hoti hai jalan ......

aye hawa tu bhi usko chhua na kar.

12.

__ wana say !  love yOu__

Posted by: "nilesh kumar shah" nilesh_shah2008@yahoo.co.in   nilesh_shah2008

Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:23 pm (PDT)

joinus ~*~ :: Love :: ~*~


Your love
Your touch
Your loving kiss
A moment like this
I don't want to miss.


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With you, I've found happiness
I've never known
You're more than I ever knew existed.
More than I ever dreamed of




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Every breath that I take
Every moment I'm awake,
I think of you
It's all I want to do.


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This world can be so hard but,
With your love I know things can change
And no longer will I feel the sadness
Nor loneliness and the pain
Feeling your embrace,


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my heart begins to race.
With you, I found what I was looking for
Behind me, I shut the door
Knowing deep inside
I have to search no more
For you, my love is everlasting forevermore.


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13a.

HI

Posted by: "rambaisoya" rambaisoya@yahoo.co.in   rambaisoya

Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:24 pm (PDT)

I AM A NEW JOINERS OF THIS GROUP
PLEASE SEND ME SOME GOOD JOKES

14.

Nice Stuff.....

Posted by: "sonia sabir" pu.sonia@yahoo.com   pu.sonia

Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:42 am (PDT)


Nice Stuff.......























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15.

*ART*_* By Satish Verma

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:56 am (PDT)



16.

shayre

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:58 am (PDT)


Mehak teri aaj bhi meri sanso me hai,
Har 1 ada teri meri aankhon me hai,
Bhale mita de apne Dil se mera Vajud,
Magar teri jagah aaj bhi meri Aankhon me hai.

U want & U get that is Luck,
U want & U wait that is time,
U want but U compromise that is Life
& U want but U sacrifice that is LOVE.

Din bit jat hai suhani yaadein banker,
Bate rah jati hai kahani bankar,
Par Pyar to hamesha Dil K karib rahega,
Kabhi Muskan to Kabhi Ankhon me Pani bankar.

Wo roye to bahot Pr Mujhse Muh Mod Kr Roye,
Koi majburi hogi jo Dil tod k Roye,
Mere Samne Kr diye Meri Tasvir K Tukde,
Pata laga mere pichhe wo Unhe Jod Kr Roye.

Love means too see Sumone with closed eyes,
To Mis Sumone in Crowd,
too Find Sumone in every thought,
To Live for Sumone,
But sure that Someone is Only One.

Mere khwabo me aana aapka kasur tha,
Aapse dil lagana hamara kasur tha,
Aap aaye the zindagi me pal do pal ke liye,
Aapko zindagi samajh lena hamara kasur tha.

Kitna hasin Chand ka Chahera hai,
Us pr Sabab ka Rang Gehra hai,
Khuda ko Yakin na the Wafa pe Uski,
Tabhi to ek Chand pe Hazaro Taro ka Pahera hai…

Aap ki yaad me murjaye phool,
Par bahar wahi hai,
Aap dur rahte ho magar mera pyar wahi hai,
Jante hai mil nahi pa rahe aapse,
Magar in aankhon me Intzar wahi hai.

Dil se roye magar honto se Muskura baithe,
Uhi hum kisi se Vafa nibha baithe,
Vo hume 1 lamha na de paye apne pyar ka,
Or hum unke liye apni Zindagi gava baithe.


If U love Someone put their name in a circle,
Instead of a Heart,
Bcoz hearts can break,
But Circle go on 4 ever.



Dictionary is the only place where Death comes Before Life,
Success before Work,
Divorse Before Marriage
& d best things is that Friend also Comes Before GOD.



Rose is famous for Grace…
Advocate is famous for his Case…
Horses are famous for Race…
But U r famous 4 "SMILE" on your Face.



Kuch to jite hai jannat ki tamanna lekar,
Kuch tamannaye jina shikha deti hai,
Hum kis tamanna k sahare jiye,
Ye zindagi har tamanna thukra deti hai.



A wellwisher is not one who meets U everyday n talks with U everyday.
A wellwisher is 1 Who may or may nt meet U,
But Always thinks of U & Ur Happiness.



15. Aap hamare dil me base ho….. Wah,Wah….. Aap

hamare dil me base ho…..
Thoda side me ho jao,

BLOOD wali Pipe me fase Ho….!

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17.

Falling in love with you,

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:58 am (PDT)

Falling in love with you,
No turning back,
Finally I feel
Like my life is on track.

Your love affects me
Like nothing I've seen,
Nothing will part us,
Let nothing between.

With you everything
Just falls into place,
Being with you,
I love to feel your embrace.

With you all time stops,
No cares on this earth,
I can never tell you enough
How much you are worth.

I feel your heart beat
With each breath that you take,
Each time you touch me,
My knees start to quake.

The light of the moon
And the stars can't compare
To my love for you,
To you only I'll share.

I think about you
Day in and day out,
I finally know now
What love is all about.

The moments I'm with you
I can not explain,
These feelings for you
I can not contain.

Please tell me you'll love me
Til the end of your days,
I want you to know
You set my heart ablaze.

You are the air that I breathe
And without you I'd die,
To be with you for always
Is on what I rely.

My heart wants to explode
From these feelings brand new,
It's covered in love
Like the fresh morning dew.

It's filled with desire
To love you forever,
It's want is to hold you,
And let go, I'll never!

I'll never stop loving you,
I'll never forsake,
Even the thought
Makes my soul start to ache.

I'll be here for you
Until all time will end,
My lover, my soul mate,
My very best friend.



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18.

Anti-drinking Ad Campaigns

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:00 am (PDT)



19.

kool  picture

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:03 am (PDT)




























































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20.

My Beautiful and Heart touching Love SMS Shayaries Collections Part-

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" hassanrazvi786@gmail.com   hassanrazvi786

Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:04 am (PDT)

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21.

dil ki awaz

Posted by: "Naushad Khan" naushad2020@yahoo.co.in   naushad2020

Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:06 am (PDT)


toh doston arz kiya hai..................

jab woh pehli baar mile to kaha shayad maine kahin aapko dekha hai

aur jab akheer mein mile toh kaha..............
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Some funny lines n quotes....!!!

Posted by: "karan karelia" karan_25km@yahoo.co.in   karan_25km

Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:07 am (PDT)



 
 

 
1.Three ways to die....
    Take a ciger daily--you will die 10 years early
   Drink Rum daily-- you will die 30 years early
    Love someone truly--you will die daily
 
 
 
2.A foolish MAN tells a woman to STOP talking,But a wise man tells her that
    she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
 
 
 
3.One good way to REDUCE alcohol consumption.....
    Before marriage--Drink whenever you are SAD
    After marriage --Drink whenever you are HAPPY
 
 
 
4.Fastest means of transport......
   1.Tele-Phone
   2.Tele-Vision
  3.Tell  to woman
   Need still FASTER--Tell her NOT to tell anybody
 
 
 
5.Love your friends NOT their sisters,Love your sisters NOT their friends.
 
 
 
6.A man got 2 wishes from god. He asked for the BEST wine and BEST woman.
  Next moment, he had the BEST wine and MOTHER THERESA next to him.
 MORAL:Be Specific
 
 
 
 
7.If you doNOT have a friend--you are missing SOME thing in your life. girl
   If you HAVE a firend--ypu are missing EVERY thing in your life.girl
 
 
 
 
8.When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE??
    Ans: On Their MARRIAGE
 
 
 
 
9.Why government doNOT allow man to marry 2 woman?
    Bcoz, as per constitution, tou canNOT Be  Punished TWICE for the same mistake...!

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23.

Dil pe kisi ka raj

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:10 am (PDT)

Dil pe kisi ka raj

Mere dil pe kisi ka raj aj bhi hai
jitna tha pehle itna zalim samaj aj bhi hai

tum yeh samjhe ho k main aadi ho chuka hoon sitam ka
halan ke mujhe kal bhi tha ehtajaj aj bhi hai

mareez apni mualij ki sitam zareefi ka shikar hai
haan yeh ishq la ilaj aj bhi hai


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24.

Sardar Jokes

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:40 am (PDT)

Dear friends

We are enjoying good mails from our great group hindi_jokes.

It is our happyness that our group is
well ranked.

When we search by words "hindi jokes"
at yahoo it stands 3 number from 4780000 web sites.(1 - 10 of about
4,780,000 for *
hindi<http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geu632ORRIFHQAuBZXNyoA/SIG=12kupg8mr/EXP=1209371510/**http%3a//education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/search%3fp=hindi>
jokes<http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geu632ORRIFHQAuRZXNyoA/SIG=12kglnegk/EXP=1209371510/**http%3a//education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/search%3fp=jokes>
* (About this page<http://help.yahoo.com/l/us/yahoo/search/basics/basics-23.html>
) - 0.14 sec)

click here to see<http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=hindi+jokes&fr=yfp-t-501&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8&fp_ip=IN&vc=>

This is because we have support of thousands of members from all caste and
community.

I have already apologise for this mater.
Friend still i get mails from hundreds of people daily at group as well as
my email id.

Friends our group is for all caste/religion.
So we have not to create big issue or fight
on caste or religion.

Therefore i request you to please stop discussion on this mater.

Thanking You

Ganesh Kumble.

ganeshkumble11@gmail.com
25.

LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 001 )

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:44 am (PDT)



GLASSNOST

26.

LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 002 )

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:44 am (PDT)



GLASSNOST

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