Thursday, April 24, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1858

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1a.

Lovely photos no one will resist to have some of them

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:45 pm (PDT)


Lovely photos no one will resist to have some of them

Lovely photos no one will resist to have some of them

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2.

FUNNY HAND BAGS

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:45 pm (PDT)

3.

winter pics....(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:47 pm (PDT)


winter pics....

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4.

Vintage Dollars(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:47 pm (PDT)

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5.

Long time in a company

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:48 am (PDT)

Long time in a company

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6.

PLZ DONT IGNORE.(.FOR EVERY FRIEND ).......TELL ME IF I M WRONG.....

Posted by: "tania bhatia" hiba_hashmi2008@yahoo.co.in   hiba_hashmi2008

Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:51 am (PDT)

dear...zulfikar..ye baat waqai gor karne layaq hai ki hum sabko
hamesha "SARDAR"JI ko hi nishana nahi banana
chahiye.............iss waqt off course hum log ne ye website
ENTERTAINMENT k liye use kar rahe hain lekin ye bat to fix nahi
hai na ki hum ek dusre ko roshni dikhain.achchi bato ko bhi
samjhen........main ek muslim ladki hu'S .....aur offcourse
muslims k khilaf jhooti,bekar.faltu,baat nahi sunn sakti.ki agar
unhe ek bekar faltu issue k sath jor diya jaye
to............mujhe takleef hogi...............aise hi feelings
sardar's ki bhi hongi....socho zara.aajkal...99%jokes sardars se
related banaye jate hain.jisme ek bhi sachch nahi
hota...........hum jaise log padh padh kar kuch pal ko hans kar
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7.

Telephone Conversations Recorded From Various Help Desks..

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:32 am (PDT)

True Telephone conversations recorded from various Help Desks around the U.K

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...
Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry ....

Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of ! the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!

Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: No.

Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A tedd! y bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It's not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening...

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!

Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in! Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?
Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over ! 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?

Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?

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8.

Cofee art..................Part-1

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:32 am (PDT)



Cofee art Part-1

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9.

NEELAM JI KE SAD SMS-1

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:24 am (PDT)

NEELAM JI KE SAD SMS-1
SMS ACHE LAGE TO SABI DOSTO KO BEJNA.....
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Jaruri to nahi jeene ke liye sahara ho,
Jaruri to nahi hum jenke hain vo hamare ho,
Kuch kashtiyan dub jati hain, jaruri to nahi
Ki har kashti ka kinara ho.
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Na karta Shikayat Zamane se koi !
Agar maan jaata manane se koi !!
Kisi ko kyuin yaad karta koi !
Agar bhul jata bhulane se koi .... !!
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Chaha to bahot tha lekin woh mila naahin
Lakh koshisho ke bawjood humare beech ka fasla meeta naahin
Is kadar majboor kar diya zamane ne hume
Ki woh meri kisi sada pe tehra hi naahin
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Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega !
Magar hamari tarah , tumhe kaun chahega !!
Jaroor koi chahat ki nazar se tujhe dekhega !
Magar Aankhein hamari kahan se laayega .... !!
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Mein tamam koshisho ke bawjood haar gayi
Woh use mil gaya jisne use maanga hi naahin
Har ek se poocha tera na milne ka subub
Har ek ne kaha woh tere liye bana hi naahin
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10.

Harry potter's beautiful friend

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:24 am (PDT)

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