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1.: Nature : Nevada Southern California From: Shiv@nsh

2.: Room in my heart From: Vinay Malhotra

3.: srdar ji joke From: Vinay Malhotra

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1.: Nature : Nevada Southern California

Posted by: "Shiv@nsh" shivansh9@gmail.com shivansh9

Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:17 am (PDT)

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2.: Room in my heart

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com vinay79malhotra

Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:21 am (PDT)

My heart was once just like a home
With many rooms and open doors
And I always let love in
It would change the rooms around and then
Leave them empty

'Till one by one I locked each door
And soon forgot what love was for
But I never gave up hopin'
So I left just one door open
In case you found me

So there's a room in my heart for you
If your trust has been stolen too
If you walk softly on this worn out wooden floor
And leave behind you the hurt you've had before
There's a room in my heart for you

We'll paint the walls from blue to white
And set the mood by candlelight
Together we'll keep out the cold
And I'll still be there when we're old
If you'll let me

So there's a room in my heart for you
If your trust has been stolen too
If you walk softly on this worn out wooden floor
And leave behind you the hurt you've had before There's a room in my heart for you

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3.: srdar ji joke

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com vinay79malhotra

Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:22 am (PDT)

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

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Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He
was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!

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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what? take an
umbrella and go.

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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 11cr after
deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else
return my 20 Rs back.!

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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it....

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Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screamin like all the
passengers in the car he was driving..
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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read
very fast.
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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in
punjab . Local
sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..

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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking
at evening not
in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan
is PM not AM".

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