Messages In This Digest (30 Messages)
- 1.
- 51 Days....(Prishi) From: Prishi
- 2.
- Smile Please... From: I am the Best
- 3.
- Babies or flowers From: ashwini
- 4.
- Celebrity Photo Hunt From: ashwini
- 5.
- What does Love mean? From: I am the Best
- 6.
- Baccho Wada karo From: ashwini
- 7.
- Dear Friends I am Like This A Balloon From: Rajkrishna Verma
- 8.
- Manul Cat(Prishi) From: Prishi
- 9.
- Office Office Office.......... From: Anil Kumar
- 10.
- Secrets of Love From: Anil Kumar
- 11.
- doctor ke nuskhe From: Naushad Khan
- 12.
- Tadap kya hoti hai ? From: sailee
- 13.
- Million dollar garments made of gold coins From: Varsha Sanyal
- 14.
- Rare Prehistoric Shark In Japan From: Varsha Sanyal
- 15.
- Fwd: Hello From: harish vashishth
- 16a.
- A Friend From: Vinay Malhotra
- 17.
- THINGS ONLY A MOM CAN TEACH From: ashwini
- 18.
- Accidental shooting prank ( Funny ) From: Varsha Sanyal
- 19.
- Why we are forwarding mails???? From: hindi_jokes
- 20.
- COOL PICTURES From: hindi_jokes
- 21.
- DOSTI SMS From: hindi_jokes
- 22.
- Dosti sawan nahin From: sailee
- 23.
- Berukhi... From: sailee
- 24.
- GANESH KUMBLE KE ONLINE GAMES From: hindi_jokes
- 25.
- yahoo@microsoft _bully.com From: glassnost
- 26.
- Hindi Joke From: bhavini domadia
- 27.
- Wo pyar jo haqekat From: TARUNESH CHIKATE
- 28.
- Aapke shahar From: TARUNESH CHIKATE
- 29.
- Beautiful Heart touching Inspirational and Motivational Quotation Wa From: Hassan Ali
- 30.
- Dilday badlay dil phadaa day zid na kar , From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
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51 Days....(Prishi)
Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com prishi_pari
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:40 pm (PDT)
A bartender is sitting behind the bar
on a typical day, when the door bursts
open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up
to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten
glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large
table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled
and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days,
51 days, 51 days!"
Soon, three more blondes arrive, take
up their drinks and the chanting
grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more
blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in
raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
Finally, the tenth blonde comes in
with a picture under her arm. She walks
over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and
the table erupts.
Up jump the others, they begin dancing
around the table, exchanging high-fives,
all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
The bartender can't contain his
curiosity any longer, so he walks over to
the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed
child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster.
When the frenzy dies down a little
bit, the bartender asks one of the
blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration
about?"
The blonde who brought in the picture
pipes in, "Everyone thinks that
blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we
decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together,
bought that puzzle and put it together. The side of
the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51
days!"
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Smile Please...
Posted by: "I am the Best" verygood101@yahoo.com verygood101
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:41 pm (PDT)
IF I SENT YOU A SMILE
YOU WOULD THINK IT WAS NICE..
[0]
BUT YOU ARE JUST TOO GOOD OF A
FRIEND TO GET JUST A SMILE.
I COULD ADD SOME KISSES.
BUT STILL YOU DESERVE MORE.
MUCH MUCH MORE !
SO I DECIDED TO DO THIS !
DID I MAKE MY POINT ?
SEND THE SMILES
TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS...
SEE HOW MANY SEND THEM BACK TO YOU.
Send it back to me......
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Babies or flowers
Posted by: "ashwini" sweetawni@gmail.com sweet.awni
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:41 pm (PDT)
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Celebrity Photo Hunt
Posted by: "ashwini" sweetawni@gmail.com sweet.awni
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:42 pm (PDT)
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What does Love mean?
Posted by: "I am the Best" verygood101@yahoo.com verygood101
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:43 pm (PDT)
What does Love mean? Touching words from the mouth of babes.
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of
4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could
have imagined. See what you think: 1) "When my grandmother
got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails
anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his
hands got arthritis too. That's love."
Rebecca- age 8 2) "When someone loves you, the way they say
your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."
Billy - age 4 3) "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a
boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each
other."
Karl - age 5 4) "Love is when you go out to eat and give
somebody most of your French fries without making them give you
any of theirs."
Chrissy - age 6 6) "Love is what makes you smile when
you're tired."
Terri - age 4 7) "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for
my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make
sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7 8) "Love is when you kiss all the time. Then
when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and
you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross
when they kiss"
Emily - age 8 9) "Love is what's in the room with you at
Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."
Bobby - age 7 (Wow!) 10) "If you want to learn to love
better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"
Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet) 11) "Love
is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it
everyday."
Noelle - age 7 12) "Love is like a little old woman and a
little old man who are still friends even after they know each
other so well."
Tommy - age 6 13) "During my piano recital, I was on a stage
and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw
my daddy waving and smiling.
He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."
Cindy - age 8 14) "My mommy loves me more than anybody.
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."
Clare - age 6 15) "Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best
piece of chicken."
Elaine-age 5 16) "Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and
sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."
Chris - age 7 17) "Love is when your puppy licks your face
even after you left him alone all day."
Mary Ann - age 4 18) "I know my older sister loves me because
she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new
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Lauren - age 4 19) "When you love somebody, your eyelashes go
up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an image)
Karen - age 7 20) "Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the
toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.."
Mark - age 6 21) "You really shouldn't say 'I love you'
unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot.
People forget."
Jessica - age 8 22) And the final one -- Author and lecturer
Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge.
The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.
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an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.
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Baccho Wada karo
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:45 pm (PDT)
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Dear Friends I am Like This A Balloon
Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in rajkrishna_rajkrishna
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:46 pm (PDT)
Dear Friends I am Like This so I send U , so that U lnow about me.
Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason.. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it. Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you can't get them back. So I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you. Send this to all your friends including me and see how many you get back.
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart,And can sing it back to you when you have fogotton the words"
Thanks & Regards
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Manul Cat(Prishi)
Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com prishi_pari
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:46 pm (PDT)
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Office Office Office..........
Posted by: "Anil Kumar" anilkumar_engr5@yahoo.co.in anilkumar_engr5
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:48 pm (PDT)
I'm sad.
Sad like butterflies pinned to cardboard boxes.
Sad like books with torn pages, ocean shores empty of bathers.
I am sad like unfinished stories ...
With Best Regards,
AniL
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Secrets of Love
Posted by: "Anil Kumar" anilkumar_engr5@yahoo.co.in anilkumar_engr5
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:48 pm (PDT)
Secrets Of Love
The First Secret - The Power Of Thought
Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think about. Loving thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships. Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about others and ourselves. If we want to love someone, we need to consider their needs and desires. Thinking about your ideal partner will help you recognize her when you meet her.
The Second Secret - The Power Of Respect
You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain self-respect asks yourself, "What do I respect about myself?" To gain respect for others, even those you may dislike, ask yourself "What do I respect about them?"
The Third Secret - The Power Of Giving
If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of yourself freely and unconditionally. Practice random acts of kindness. Before committing to a relationship ask not what the other person will be able to give to you, but rather what will you be able to give them. The secret formula of a happy, lifelong, loving relationship is to always focus on what you can give instead of what you can take.
The Fourth Secret - The Power Of Friendship
To find a true love, you must first find a true friend. Love does not consist of gazing into each other's eyes, but rather looking outward together in the same direction. To love someone completely you must love them for who they are, not what they look like. Friendship is the soil through which love's seeds grow. If you want to bring love into a relationship, you must first bring friendship.
The Fifth Secret - The Power Of Touch
Touch is one of the most powerful expressions of love, breaking down barriers and bonding relationships. Touch changes our physical and emotional states and makes us more receptive to love.
The Sixth Secret - The Power Of Letting Go
If you love something, let it free. If it comes back to you it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was. Even in a loving relationship, people need their own space. If we want to learn to love, we must first learn to forgive and let go of past hurts and grievances. Love means letting go of our fears, prejudices, egos and conditions. "Today I let go of all my fears, the past has no power over me - today is the beginning of a new life."
The Seventh Secret - The Power Of Communication
When we learn to communicate openly and honestly, life changes. To love someone is to communicate with them. Let the people you love know that you love them and appreciate them. Never be afraid to say those three magic words: "I Love you." Never let an opportunity pass to praise someone. Always leave someone you love with a loving word - it could be the last time you see them. If you were about to die but could make telephone calls to the people you loved, who would you call, what would you say and.. Why are you waiting?
The Eighth Secret - The Power Of Commitment
If you want to have love in abundance, you must be committed to it, and that commitment will be reflected in your thoughts and actions. Commitment is the true test of love. If you want to have loving relationships, you must be committed to loving relationships. When you are committed to someone or something, quitting is never an option. Commitment distinguishes a fragile relationship from a strong one.
The Ninth Secret - The Power Of Passion
Passion ignites love and keeps it alive. Lasting passion does not come through physical attraction alone; it comes from deep commitment, enthusiasm, interest and excitement. Passion can be recreated by recreating past experiences when you felt passionate. Spontaneity and surprises produce passion. The essence of love and happiness are the same; all we need to do is to live each day with passion.
The Tenth Secret - The Power Of Trust
Trust is essential in all loving relationships. Without it one person becomes suspicious, anxious and fearful and the other person feels wrapped and emotionally suffocated. You cannot love someone completely unless you trust them completely. Act as if your relationship with the person you love will never end. One of the ways you can tell whether a person is right for you is to ask yourself, "Do I trust them completely and unreservedly?" If the answer is "no", think carefully before making a commitment.
I'm sad.
Sad like butterflies pinned to cardboard boxes.
Sad like books with torn pages, ocean shores empty of bathers.
I am sad like unfinished stories ...
With Best Regards,
AniL
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doctor ke nuskhe
Posted by: "Naushad Khan" naushad2020@yahoo.co.in naushad2020
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:48 pm (PDT)
actully doston main peshe se doctor hoon aur Delhi k Sarkari hospital mein job karta hoon toh doston main aap logon ko kuchh badi bimariyon ke nuskhe mail karta hoon taki aap log satark rahein aur bimariyon se apna bachav ker sakein
1. Raat mein neend na aana
2. bhook kum lagna
3. kam mein munn na lagna
4. dimag mein azeeb se khyal aana
5. kisi baat ko bahut jaldi bhool zana
6. samne rakhe saman ke 2 dikhna
7. mammy papa ke samjhane per samajh mein na aana
8. padhhai mein munn na lagna
9.bike chalate samay speel limit ke dhyan na rakhna
10. red light hone per bhi gadi na rokna
11. zyada drink karke ladkhadana
12. bibi ko baat-2 per rob mein lena
actully inn lakshno se iss baat ka pata chalta hai ki aapko
bahut hi bhyanker bimari ho gayi hai ya phir hone wali hai
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Tadap kya hoti hai ?
Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in shaiprajapati
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:48 pm (PDT)
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Million dollar garments made of gold coins
Posted by: "Varsha Sanyal" varsha.sanyal@gmail.com varsha.sanyal
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:48 pm (PDT)
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Rare Prehistoric Shark In Japan
Posted by: "Varsha Sanyal" varsha.sanyal@gmail.com varsha.sanyal
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:48 pm (PDT)
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southwest of Tokyo. The huge eel-like creature, considered to be a living
fossil, was taken to Japan's Awashima Marine Park and placed in a seawater
pool. But the new environment was fatal and, only just a few hours after it
was moved, the unusual shark died.
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Fwd: Hello
Posted by: "harish vashishth" vashishth_harish@yahoo.com vashishth_harish
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:48 pm (PDT)
Note: forwarded message attached.
HARISH
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A Friend
Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com vinay79malhotra
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:48 pm (PDT)
A Friend
Accepts you as you are
Believes in "you"
Calls you just to say "HI"
Doesn't give up on you
Envisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
Forgives your mistakes
Gives unconditionally
Helps you
Invites you over
Just because
Keeps you close at heart
Loves you for who you are
Makes a difference in your life
Never Judges
Offers support
Picks you up
Quiets your fears
Raises your spirits
Says nice things about you
Tells you the truth when you need to hear it
Understands you
Values you
Walks beside you
Xxoxoxoxxxoooxxoxo
Yells when you won't listen and
Zaps you back to reality
May we always be "good buddies"
May we always be good friends
and may our friendship be the kind
that never ends...
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THINGS ONLY A MOM CAN TEACH
Posted by: "ashwini" sweetawni@gmail.com sweet.awni
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:48 pm (PDT)
THINGS ONLY A MOM CAN TEACH
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My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
"Just wait until your father gets home."
My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:.
"You are going to get it when we get home!"
My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE:
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you... Don't talk back to
me!"
My Mother taught me LOGIC:
"Because I said so, that's why."
&
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."
My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD:
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
My Mother taught me ESP:
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"
My Mother taught me HUMOR:
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT:
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
My Mother taught me about SEX:
"How do you think you got here?"
My Mother taught me about GENETICS:
"You're just like your father."
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS:
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"
My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE:
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."
My Mother taught me about JUSTICE:
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then
you'll see what it's like."
My mother taught me RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next
week!"
My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me IRONY:
"Keep crying and I'll *give* you something to cry about."
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
"Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about STAMINA:
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."
My mother taught me about WEATHER:
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS: "If I yelled because
I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't Exaggerate!!!"
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION:
"Stop acting like your father!"
My mother taught me about ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have
wonderful parents like you
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Accidental shooting prank ( Funny )
Posted by: "Varsha Sanyal" varsha.sanyal@gmail.com varsha.sanyal
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:48 pm (PDT)
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Why we are forwarding mails????
Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com hindi_jokes_sms
Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:01 am (PDT)
Life is the first gift,
Love is the second,
Understanding is the third.
Sometimes, we think of why friends keep
forwarding mails to us
without writing a single word........
Maybe this could explain why..........
When you have nothing to say,
still want to keep contact,
guess what you do,
you forward mails.
When you have something to say,
but don't know what,
and don't know how,
guess what you do,
you forward mails.
When you have a lot to say,
and don't know why,
guess what you do,
you forward mails.
When you are still wanted,
when you are still remembered,
when you are still important,
when you are still loved,
when you are still missed,
guess what you get
A Forwarded Mail.
So dear friends and family
next time if I forward you a mail
don't think I have only sent you a mail
but I've remembered you in my heart
So why you are waiting friend?
Forward this email to every one you know.
And also to your friend who has sent you this
forwarded message.
Your best friend
Ganesh Kumble
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COOL PICTURES
Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com hindi_jokes_sms
Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:22 am (PDT)
COOL PICTURES
OK girls, just follow me ... I won't let anything happen to you
That was the funniest joke I ever heard ...
Look me in the eye & believe me when I say, I did not eat that mouse ...
Who us? We've been in the bed of the truck the whole time ..
Okay, now on three, say acorn ...
To think they took a rocket to get there ... it would have been so much easier by rail!
If you cross this line ... oh, will you be sorry!
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DOSTI SMS
Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com hindi_jokes_sms
Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:24 am (PDT)
Dost
Doston ki Dosti pe marta hoon mie,
Pee Sakta hoon Zehar,
sharab se darta hoon mie,
Dushmanon ki Bewafayi ki parva nahi,
Doston ki Wafayee se darta hoon mey.
Haqeeqat
Tum mano na mano ye hakikat hai,
Dosti insaan ki jarurat hai,
Kabhi aayo haumari mahfil mein,
Ek acche waiter ki zarurat hai
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Dosti sawan nahin
Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in shaiprajapati
Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:24 am (PDT)
Dosti Sawan nahi jo Toot k barsey aur Tham jaye, Dosti Aag nahi jo
sulge, Kitni jaldi ye raat guzar jaati hai, pyaas bujhti nahi aur
barsaat Ho jaati hai....
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Berukhi...
Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in shaiprajapati
Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:24 am (PDT)
Aapki berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne, pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne,
Mat socho ke humne bhula diya aapko, Aaj fir aapse pehle aapko yaad kiya
humne..
[:(]
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GANESH KUMBLE KE ONLINE GAMES
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:15 am (PDT)
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Highscores
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Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:26 pm Click to Play! Collect all the apples
Apples
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Highscores
43 ravi
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Catch Dash
(Votes/Avg)1/5
Game Played: 17 times
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Highscores
48,960 Algerand
Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:45 pm 41,510
Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:57 pm Catch Dash and tickle him until hes out of breath
Catch roo
(Votes/Avg)2/2.5
Game Played: 16 times
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Highscores
1,413 ravi
Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:40 pm 505
Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:54 pm See in game
Fast and furious
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Highscores
24 _FooL_
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Fisherman Sam
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Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:22 pm 2,935
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Fishy
(Votes/Avg)1/4
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Highscores
1,914 ravi
Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:39 pm 882
Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:02 pm Swim the seas as a fish eating fish. Eat smaller fish to grow larger. Watch out for the bigger fish!
Fly Girl
(Votes/Avg)1/2
Game Played: 71 times
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Highscores
8,900 babu_simha1
Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:28 am 640
Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:17 pm Jump on the dorks and get their drinks.
Freaky Football
No votes yet.
Game Played: 16 times
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Highscores
582 admin
Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:20 pm 582
Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:20 pm Collect the beans and dodge the bad guys.
Golden Arrow
(Votes/Avg)1/4
Game Played: 36 times
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Highscores
1,808 Algerand
Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:05 pm Click to Play! Your an archer trying to win a tournament.
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Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:05 am (PDT)
GLASSNOST
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Hindi Joke
Posted by: "bhavini domadia" bhavini_d@yahoo.com bhavini_d
Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:05 am (PDT)
EK SARDAR AADHI RAAT KO APNI MOTI BIWI SE BOLA, SUNTHI
HO, SISAK SISAK KAR MARNA ACHA HAI YAEKDAM? BIWI NE
KAHA EKDAM. SARDAR NE KAHA TO FIR APNI DOOSRI TAANG
BHI MERE UPAR RAKH DO.
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Wo pyar jo haqekat
Posted by: "TARUNESH CHIKATE" babuchikate@yahoo.co.in babuchikate
Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:05 am (PDT)
Wo pyar jo haqekat mein pyaar hota hai,
zindagi mein woh sirf ek bar hota hai,
nigaaho ke milte dil mil jaaye,
yeh ittefaq sirf ek baar hota hai.
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Aapke shahar
Posted by: "TARUNESH CHIKATE" babuchikate@yahoo.co.in babuchikate
Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:06 am (PDT)
Aapke shahar ka har mausam suhana lage,
Ek shaam chura loon aapki agar bura na lage,
Aap chahe bhula de hume ek pal me hi,
Aapko bhulane me shayad hume jamana lage.
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Beautiful Heart touching Inspirational and Motivational Quotation Wa
Posted by: "Hassan Ali" hassanrazvi786@gmail.com hassanrazvi786
Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:06 am (PDT)
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Dilday badlay dil phadaa day zid na kar ,
Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com jessieriat
Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:06 am (PDT)
Dilday badlay dil phadaa day zid na kar,
Roz da jhagda mukaa day zidd na kar,
Dilday badlay dil phadaa day zid na kar,
Kiran meri aas dee bann kay kadi,
Zindagi nu jag-maga day zidd na kar,
Eh addika hai nazar day darmiyaan,
Eh dupatta vee hataa day zidd na kar,
Zindagi daa silsila hovay shuru,
Muskura day muskura day zidd na kar,
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