Friday, April 11, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1840

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

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Hugs for You From: Vikash kedia
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Hiiiiiiiiii guys check it out From: abhishek sharma
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Two Noughty Rats & Elephant From: mubeen
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Thinking Of You From: Vikash kedia
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DOSTI  KA NAAM JINDAGI From: kukretivikash
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What's hope? From: amit goyal
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go away from girls From: Sameer Masalawala
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Gudhi Padhavyachya Hardik Shubhechya!!!!!!! From: anita solanki
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HARBHAJAN SINGH IS DEAD From: glassnost
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ONLY FOR YOU From: sania seher
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zindagi tujh bin ulfat si lagti hai From: jindalasha
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LOO LOO MOBILOOS !!! From: glassnost
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AMI KI BAATAIN....... From: sania seher
14a.
so Kute From: faisal zafar
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so Kute From: faisal zafar
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MICROSOFT'S  YAHOO DEADLINE : FAIR OR UNFAIR ???? From: glassnost
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Pain, Pity, Brotherhood From: Vikash kedia
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Nice Stuff From: ganeshkumble11
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Kitabon Mein From: ganeshkumble11
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Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies From: ganeshkumble11
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devdas doll From: ganeshkumble11
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FUNNY PICTURES From: ganeshkumble11
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rules of chocolate From: ganeshkumble11
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Friends From: ganeshkumble11
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BiharDriving License... From: ganeshkumble11

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Hugs for You

Posted by: "Vikash kedia" kedia_vikash@yahoo.com   kedia_vikash

Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:40 am (PDT)

Bear Hug...

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I couldn't resist..

I had to send you
a big bear hug today...

because I want you
to know that someone
cares about you...

and thinks you're special!

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Hiiiiiiiiii guys check it out

Posted by: "abhishek sharma" abhishek_sharma105@yahoo.com   abhishek_sharma105

Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:44 am (PDT)

"Ussay Kehna....."
Mukammal Kuch nhi hota!
MILAN b na-mukammal ha!
JUDAAYI b adhoori ha!
Yahaan ek MOUT poori ha!

"Ussay Kehna....."
Udasi jab RAGON me
KHOON ki maanind utarti ha!
Boht Nuqsaan Kerti ha!

"Usaay Kehna....."
Bisaat-e-Ishq pe jab MAAT hoti ha!
Dukhon k shehr me jab RAAT hoti ha!
Mukammal bus..........


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Two Noughty Rats & Elephant

Posted by: "mubeen" mubeen_ibm@yahoo.co.in   mubeen_ibm

Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:44 am (PDT)

Ek jungle Mein Do Chohai Thae,
Bohath hi Shararathi thae ek din
paed par wo khel rehthae utne mein waha
se ek hathi paed ki neeche se guzre,
dono choho mein se ek choha paed pe se
hathi ke opar girgaya, paed par jo choha thae
usne apne sathi ko kaha ki
khundal sale ko kundal
badh mein wo choha paed par akar kehtha hai ki
sala akela thae bolkar choddiya.

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Thinking Of You

Posted by: "Vikash kedia" kedia_vikash@yahoo.com   kedia_vikash

Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:44 am (PDT)



Thinking of You...

I've been thinking about you.
And I know I don't say it often enough,
but I appreciate all you do.
I've never known anyone
as giving as you.
You always go that extra mile
to inspire and encourage me.
You make me want to try harder;
you make me want to succeed.
You've made me
believe in me.
For this and so much more,
I'm sending good wishes
to your door.

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DOSTI  KA NAAM JINDAGI

Posted by: "kukretivikash" kukretivikash@yahoo.co.in   kukretivikash

Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:46 am (PDT)

DOSTI KA RISTA KABHI PURANA NAHI
HOTA .ISSE BADA KOI KHAJANA NAHI HOTA .
DOSTI TO PYAR SE BHI PAVITRA HAI.
KYUNKI ISME KOI PAGAL KOI DIWANA
NAHI HOTA.

JINKI YAD MAIN HUM DIWANE HO GAYE
WO HUMI SE BEGANE HO GAYE
SHAYAD UNHE TALASH HAI
NAYE DOSTI KI KYUNKI
UNKI NAJAR MAIN HUM PURANE
HO GAYE

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What's hope?

Posted by: "amit goyal" amitgoyal_pau@yahoo.com   amitgoyal_pau

Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:47 am (PDT)

What's hope?
Hope is knowing that a positive outcome awaits.
Hope is not only expecting a dream to come true,
but having a deep assurance that it's within
your reach.
Hope is saying you can.
Hope is knowing that you can improve and that you always get better with practice.
Hope is knowing that you can achieve your goals
through hard work and persistence.
Hope is looking to the future with joy and
having an expectation of better things to come.
Hope is the knowledge that life is everlasting,
and that miracles happen every day.
Hope is something that never abandons you.
Even when your life is filled with sadness
and disappointment, a spark remains inside
to help you get through the rough times.
Hope is one of God's greatest gifts to you,
because it's the magic that inspires you to keep
trying, learning, loving, and living.

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go away from girls

Posted by: "Sameer Masalawala" sam_200391@yahoo.com   sam_200391

Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:49 am (PDT)


"Friendship is the bridge between earth and heaven"

THE PROBLEM WITH GIRLS

If u TREAT her nicely,
she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't,
she says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely,
she says u are trying to LURE her;
If you Don't,
she says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with her,
she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET,
she says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her,
she'll Lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u,
she is GREAT.
If u don't Love her,
she Tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her,
she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love to her,
she says u don't Love her;
If u do! !
she says u are CHEAP.
If u tell her your PROBLEM,
she says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u Don't,
she says that u don't TRUST her
If u SCOLD her,
u are like a NANNY to her;
If she SCOLDS u,
it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE,
u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers,
she is FORCED to do so.
If u do WELL in your Exams,
she says it's LUCK;
If she does Well,
it's BRAINS.
If u HURT her,
u are CRUEL;

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Gudhi Padhavyachya Hardik Shubhechya!!!!!!!

Posted by: "anita solanki" anita_solanki07@yahoo.com   anita_solanki07

Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:50 am (PDT)

Gudhi Padhavyachya Hardik Shubhechya!!!!!!! IN ADVANCE Navin Varsha apalyala anandache ani sukhsamrudhiche jao!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wish you a happy new year,
which will bring excitement, achievement, fun, enjoyment
in your life!!!!


Kalave, Lobha aasava..............
Jay Hind, Jay Maharashtra





Regard's

Anita

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HARBHAJAN SINGH IS DEAD

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:51 am (PDT)



GLASSNOST

*THANK GOD HE WAS NOT ALIVE TO SEE THE HUMILIATING DEFEAT
OF HIS COUNTRY IN AHMEDABAD AGAINST SOUTH AFRICA.
INDIA LOST BY AN INNINGS AND 90 RUNS.
MAY WE ALL JOIN IN PRAYING FOR
HARBHAJAN SINGH'S SOUL
TO REST IN PEACE. AMEN.
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ONLY FOR YOU

Posted by: "sania seher" saniaseher@yahoo.com   saniaseher

Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:56 am (PDT)

"Kabhi rootha nahe kartay....
sono aissa nahe kartay....

jinay pana na ho aasan
aunhain soucha nahe kartay....

jinain shab bhar tarapna ho
kabhi soyya nahe kartay.......


zara se batt par ay..dost.......
youn he royya nahe kartay....!!!!!
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zindagi tujh bin ulfat si lagti hai

Posted by: "jindalasha" jindalasha@yahoo.co.in   jindalasha

Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:00 am (PDT)

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LOO LOO MOBILOOS !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:08 am (PDT)



GLASSNOST

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AMI KI BAATAIN.......

Posted by: "sania seher" saniaseher@yahoo.com   saniaseher

Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:09 am (PDT)

Mujhko ab bhi yaad hain wo saari ammi ki baatein
Daantna mujhko baat baat par, pyaar ki wo barsaatein

Khailna merey saath saath aur phir padney ko kahna
Meri khushiyon ki khaatir abbu se ladtey rahna

Meri gustaakhi pe unka zor se wo jhallaana
Abbu ke aaney par unko kuchh bhi na batlana

Thaam ke ungli meri mujhko bahar lekar jaana
Seedha rasta kya hota hai ye mujhko samjhana

Pyaar se mujhko paas bithaa kar sar pe tail lagaana
Phir kahna ki beta dekho kaam sabhi ke aana

Dekho beta geebat gussa achchi baat nahin hai
Ye sab kaam galat hain betey aur ye kaam sahi hai

In kaamon ko karke tum achchey insaan banogey
Is rastey par mat chalna warna beimaan banogey

Paisey ka izzat ke aagey koi mol nahi hai
Bhool na jaana ye baatein jo mainey aaj kahi hai

Mujhko ab bhi yaad hai wo saari ammi ki baatein..
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so Kute

Posted by: "faisal zafar" s_fzafar@yahoo.com   s_fzafar

Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:18 am (PDT)





























Email me
faisal_zafar22@hotmail.com

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so Kute

Posted by: "faisal zafar" s_fzafar@yahoo.com   s_fzafar

Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:35 pm (PDT)





























Email me
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MICROSOFT'S  YAHOO DEADLINE : FAIR OR UNFAIR ????

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:36 pm (PDT)



GLASSNOST

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Pain, Pity, Brotherhood

Posted by: "Vikash kedia" kedia_vikash@yahoo.com   kedia_vikash

Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:36 pm (PDT)





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Nice Stuff

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Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:20 pm (PDT)

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18.

Kitabon Mein

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:20 pm (PDT)

Kitabon Mein
"kitaabon mein mere fasaane dhoondte hain
naadaan hain guzre zamaane dhoondte hain

jab woh the....!! talaash-e-zindagi bhi thi
ab to maut ke thikaane dhoondte hain..!!

kal khud hi apni mehfil se nikaala tha..!!
aaj hue se deewaane dhoondte hain...!!

musaafir be-khabar hain teri aankhon se
tere shahar mein maikhaane dhoondte hain

tujhe kya pataa ae sitam dhaane waale
hum to rone ke bahaane dhoondte hain...!!

unki aankhon ko youn dekho na
naye teer hain...!! nishaane dhoondte hain..!!
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19.

Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:20 pm (PDT)

Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

MORAL:

Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies

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20.

devdas doll

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:21 pm (PDT)

devdas doll

devdas doll
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21.

FUNNY PICTURES

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:21 pm (PDT)

PICTURES OF AMERICANA...
(poor us)

Begging for Cash for Alcohol Research..
at least he's up front about it..lol..

why not take the sign Out OR make the bottom warning a BIGGER SIGN
it says the bridge is out at the bottom.. duh

DIAMONDS REALLY ARE A GIRLS BEST FRIEND.. REMEMBER THAT GUYS..

2 cemeteries, no hospitals.. hmmm Me thinks I'll drive VERY Careful.. lol

Nueter your pets, weird friends and relatives.. hmmm sounds right to me..

NO Trespassing here.. Not only will they be shot but if they survive
they'll be shot again..lol. .

Budget Rent a truck helpful hint # 48..
Don't use packing tape for practical jokes..lol
gotta see the pic to enjoy that one..lol

hmmm Steve STRAIT and Becky GAY are running for STATE HOUSE OFFICES..
SURPRISED? not me..

car crash - sign says thanks for driving carefully thru the village
ironic isn't it..

How many times has YOUR Teenage daughter said "LIKE" today?
WAY MORE THEN THE SIGN SAYS..lol

NOPE not gonna throw anything at that croc
or you will have to retrieve them.. good advice i'd say

Police Station Toilet Stolen
Police Have Nothing to Go ON..
classic headline

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22.

rules of chocolate

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:21 pm (PDT)




If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

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23.

Friends

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:21 pm (PDT)



Happy Being A Friends !!!!!!

Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.To handle yourself, use your head;

To handle others, use your heart.

Anger is only one letter short of danger.

If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;

If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.

Great minds discuss ideas;

Average minds discuss events;

Small minds discuss people.

He, who loses money, loses much;

He, who loses a friend, loses much more;

He, who loses faith, loses all.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

Friends, you and me......

You brought another friend .

And then there were 3 .

We started our group ..

Our circle of friends....

There is no beginning or end . ...

Yesterday is history.

Tomorrow is mystery.

Today is a gift.

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24.

BiharDriving License...

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:21 pm (PDT)

BiharDriving License...

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DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.

He will give you the licen.

If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason.

For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.

1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

2. phust name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ M _____(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:

(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

8. Number that are yourj: ___

9. Mather name: _______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leabe blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color

(Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson :

____________________________

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleaje do not copy thumb impression also. Pleaje

provide your own thumb impression.)

PELEAJE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have le pht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DERIVE.

WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS

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