Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)
- 1.
- My heart you've captured (SO DEEP) From: Vinay Malhotra
- 2.
- EK LAMBI JOKES (WHEN LUCK FAVOURS YOU THE CHANCES YOU CAN SUCCEED) From: RAJIV CHAUDHARY
- 3.
- TWO JOKES From: RAJIV CHAUDHARY
- 4.
- Sazaa From: vikas wadhwa
- 5a.
- friendship From: swami.shankarayya
- 6.
- Bharkaien meri pyaas From: sania seher
- 7.
- samandar From: imran ahmad
- 8.
- Get Inspired ! From: ganeshkumble11
- 9a.
- GREAT AWARD WINNING PAINTINGS................ From: ganeshkumble11
- 10.
- ANY GUESS ? WHAT WOULD BE MAN'S FATE ..... From: glassnost
- 11.
- WILL YOU BLINDLY OBEY WHATEVER I SAY ??? From: glassnost
- 12.
- Tomato Story(way to be billionare) From: Chauhan.Amit@iflexsolutions.com
- 13.
- Can U Beat This .......... From: Neha Parikh
- 14.
- Thank You God..! From: <~ Aarti ~>
- 15.
- Fw: CUTEST TWINS IN THE WORLD From: saima shaikh
- 16.
- TO PREVENT CORROSION & RUSTING .......... From: glassnost
- 17.
- Funny error messages...... From: Abdul Aziz
- 18.
- WHAT A SON MEANS TO A MOTHER From: glassnost
- 19a.
- Santa Singh's Interview From: <~ Aarti ~>
- 20.
- Thanks hindi jokes From: geethajv_sunkari
- 21.
- pasand na pasand From: mina_oza75
- 22a.
- 3D Brush ( Hi-Tech) From: bhola ram
- 23.
- Fastest painting of Bruce Lee (Cool) From: nisha friend
- 24.
- STANDING TALL SURGICALLY !!! From: glassnost
- 25.
- BEWARE : SMOKING IS LESS DANGEROUS From: glassnost
Messages
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My heart you've captured (SO DEEP)
Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com vinay79malhotra
Sat Apr 5, 2008 9:22 pm (PDT)
My heart you've captured
My mind you've seduced
In my hands I hold closely
Your heart so ever tightly.
Your passion, so ever deep
Felt within your every kiss
Your heart, is my doorway
Felt within your sweet lips.
Your touch, is so desirable
So tender with every stroke
Your heart plays me a song
So beautiful with every note.
Your eyes, are my windows
I see the beauty deep within
With open arms I will await
For you to fall so deeply in.
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EK LAMBI JOKES (WHEN LUCK FAVOURS YOU THE CHANCES YOU CAN SUCCEED)
Posted by: "RAJIV CHAUDHARY" rajiv_chaudhary_1@yahoo.com rajiv_chaudhary_1
Sat Apr 5, 2008 9:23 pm (PDT)
ek gaon mein ek budha aur budhi dampati tha. ek din dono ka bahut jagra ho gaya. to budha ne budhi ko bola "mein kaam dhanda dhunne ke liye yeh rajya se bahar ja raha hoon." to budhi ne ghuchhe ghuchhe mein budha ko kuch khane pine ka saman bandh di aur budha ko marne ke liye ush khane mein zahar mila di.
chalte chalte bhudha ko sandaas(Latrine) jane ko ho gaya. Budha ne woh khane pine ki saman ko zheel ki kinare rakh kar thore door sandaas ke liye chala gaya. ushi waqt ek jungli hathi jo ki ush ilaaka mein apni utpat se hahakar macha rakha tha; ah gaya aur budha ka zahrile khana kha kar mar gaya. budha ne sandaas se ah kar dekha hathi ushka khana kha kar mara para hua hai. budha ko bahut ghuchha aiya aur mara hua hathi ko ushka mitti-pani se gili pao se do lath zor diya. ushi waqt udhar se gujarne wale logo ne dekha ki hahakar machane wale hathi ko woh budha ne do hi lath se mar dala aur ushki praman, hathi ke upar budha ka pao ka nishani sukha hua mitti laga hua hai. budha ka itna danka baaj giya ki ushki gunj ush rajya ka raja ka kano tak pahuch gaya. to raja ne ushe bula liya aur bahut sare dhan-daulat, heera moti de kar rajya ka ek ganya manya vyakti ke tor par ginti suru kar diya
ek var padosi rajya se khabar aiya ki wohe budha ka rajya ke upaar aakraman karnewale hai. To raja ne budha ko bulaya aur basne ke liya budha ko ladne ko kaha. budha ab fas gaya.
jaise hi ladai ka din aiya budha ne unshi unshi heel wala joota pehen liya. apni sharir mein bahut sare kapra mod kar (wrap) dekhne ke liya bahut hi pahalwan jaise kar diya aur ushke upaar visesh rup se silaiya dua poshak pehen kar super natural human ban gaya. jaise hi budha ne talwar hilaiwa padosi rajya ke sipahi ke hosh ud gaye aur wohe bhag khade hue.
to ishi prakar ushi din bhi budha ne apni raja ko sankat se bacha liya. Budha ka aur naam ho gaya aur wohe pradhan sena pati pana diya giya.
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TWO JOKES
Posted by: "RAJIV CHAUDHARY" rajiv_chaudhary_1@yahoo.com rajiv_chaudhary_1
Sat Apr 5, 2008 9:24 pm (PDT)
ek admi apni family doctors ke paas ja kar bola:
"doctor saab, bibi ke liye jukam ka, bete ke liye khansi ka, beti ke liye bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye"
doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na?????????"
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do dost the. ek garib ek aamir the. jab bhi kehi ghumne jana hota ho to garib dost ne aamir dost ka shirt pehen kar jata. magar aamir dost ka maan mein kuch hota hai aur bato bato mein dushro ko kehne lagta hai, " mere dost ne jo shirt pehenkar aiya hai na woh mera shirt hai."
garib dost ko aise bato mein zora apman mehsoos hota aur woh aamir dost ko kehta, "yaar, tere ko woh tera shirt hai, yeh sab bolne ka kya zaroori thi?"
aamir dost ne bola,"thik hai aisa nahi baloonga."
phir aagle ek din jab dono dost ne ghumne giya, phir garib dost ne aamir dost ka shirt pehen kar giya. ghumne wala jagah pahunch ne ke baad, aamir dost ke maan mein phir se kuch kehne ko dil aiya apni shirt ke bari mein, to ushne bato bato mein bolne laga, "mera dost jo shirt pehen kar aiya hai na woh mera nahi hai"
phir garib dost ko ghuchha aiya. aur bolne laga,"kya zaroori thi ki jo main shirt pehen kar giya woh tera shirt nahi hai bolne ke liye." phir aamir dost ne kaha,"thik hai aisa nahi kahoonga"
aur aagle ek din jab dono dost ghumne ke liye giya wohi phir garib dost ne aamir dost ka shirt pehen liya aur gantabya sthan pahunch kar, aamir dost ka maan mein phir wohi kheyal aiya. ush din aamir dost ne bao bato mein suru kiya,
"woh jo shirt mere dost pehen kar aiya hai na ushka bari mein aaj main kuch bhi nahi kahoonga."
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Sazaa
Posted by: "vikas wadhwa" vick_rav@yahoo.co.in vick_rav
Sat Apr 5, 2008 9:24 pm (PDT)
Tanhaai Mein Apne Dil Ko
Hum youn hi Sazaa Dete Hain,
Naam Tera Likhte Hain
Or Likhkar Mita Dete Hain.
Vikas Wadhwa
Zindgi Gamo Ka Pulinda Hai,
Khushiyan Aaj Kal Chuninda hain,
Dushmano Ki Duaaon Ka Asar Hai,
Ki ye Shaks Abhi Tak Zinda Hai.
Vicky
Milna Tha Ittefaq Bichadna Azeeb tha,
Wo itni Door Ho Gaya Humse Jitna Kareeb tha.
Vicky
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friendship
Posted by: "swami.shankarayya" swami.shankarayya@yahoo.com swami.shankarayya
Sat Apr 5, 2008 9:25 pm (PDT)
Hello Ganesh,
Thanks for your massege. It's so wonderful. Can you make with
friendship with me? You'r such a good friend in the world.
swami
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Bharkaien meri pyaas
Posted by: "sania seher" saniaseher@yahoo.com saniaseher
Sat Apr 5, 2008 9:27 pm (PDT)
Bharkaien meri pyaas ko aksar teri aankhien
Sehra mera chehra hai to samandar teri aankhien
Phir bhala kaun daad e tabassum inhen dega
Royengi bohot mujh se bichar kar teri aankhien
Khali jo howi sham e ghareeban ki hatheli
Kya kya na luta ti rahien gohar teri aankhien
Bojhal nazar aati hain bazahir mujhe laikin
Khulti hain bohot dil mein utar kar teri aankhien
Ab tak meri yaadon se mitaye nahi mit ta
Bheegi howi ik shaam ka mazar teri aankhien
Mumkin ho to ik taaza ghazal aur bhi keh loon
Phir oorh na lien khowab ki chadar teri aankhien
Main sang e sifat aik hi rastey mein khara hoon
Shayad mujhe dekhengi palat kar teri aankhien
Yun dekhte rehna ussey acha nahi MOHSIN
Woh kaanch ka pekar hai to patthar teri aankhien
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samandar
Posted by: "imran ahmad" imran2098@yahoo.com imran2098
Sat Apr 5, 2008 9:29 pm (PDT)
ImRaN AhMeD
samandar
samandar main utarta hoon to ankhen bhig jati hain
teri ankhon ko padhta hoon to ankhen bhig jati hain
tumhara naam likhne ki ijajat chin gayee jab se
koi bhi lafz likhta hoon to ankhen bhig jati hain
teri yadon ki khoosboo khirkio main raqs karti hain
tere gum main sulagta hoo to ankhen bhig jati hain
main hans ke jhel leta hoon judai ke sabhi rasme
gale jab us ke lagta hoon to ankhen bhig jati hain
na jane ho gaya hoon is kadar hasas main kab se
kisi se baat karta hoon to ankhen bhig jati hain
woh sab gujre hue lamhat mujh ko yaad aate hain
tumhara khat jo padhta hoo to ankhen bhig jati hain
main sara din bahut masroof rahta hoo magar juhin
kadam chokhat pe rakhta hoo to ankhen bhig jati hain
har ek muflis ke mathe par ilhm ki dastane hain
koi chehra bhi padhta hoon to ankhen bhig jati hain
bare logon ke unche badnuma aur sard mahlon ko
garib ankhon se takta hoon to ankhen bhig jati hain
tere kuche se ab mera taluk waajbi sa hai.............
magar jab bhi gujarta hoon to ankhen bhig jati hain
hazaron mousamon ki hukmarani hai mere dil par
magar main jab bhi hansta hoon to aankhen bhig jati hai
ImRaN AhMeD
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Get Inspired !
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com hindi_jokes_sms
Sat Apr 5, 2008 9:33 pm (PDT)
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GREAT AWARD WINNING PAINTINGS................
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com hindi_jokes_sms
Sat Apr 5, 2008 9:33 pm (PDT)
I am a jocker.And my work is to make others laughing.
I a ghost.If you fight with me i will eat you.
I am a monkey that s y i live at tree.
I am a puppy.
Hey sweety is my name.How are you?
I am chotu.I like to play whole day.
Meet me i am chunnu.I like my puppy.
I eat whole day.That s y i am fat.
hi i am preeti.i am member kumble's
hindi jokes group and forum.i luv u all.
Is there any one who play with me?
I chotu's friend Motu.
Hi i am chunni.
Hey are you also interested to join ganesh kumble's
hindi jokes and forum then here is a link.
http://hindijokes.informe.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/ group/hindi_ jokes
ganeshkumble11@gmail.com
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ANY GUESS ? WHAT WOULD BE MAN'S FATE .....
Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Sat Apr 5, 2008 9:40 pm (PDT)
GLASSNOST
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WILL YOU BLINDLY OBEY WHATEVER I SAY ???
Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Sat Apr 5, 2008 9:45 pm (PDT)
GLASSNOST
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Tomato Story(way to be billionare)
Posted by: "Chauhan.Amit@iflexsolutions.com" Chauhan.Amit@iflexsolutions.com amitdotchauhan
Sat Apr 5, 2008 9:51 pm (PDT)
Thanks & Regards
Amit Chauhan
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You Will Know What Is Better When It Comes To
Earning Money
Tomato Story
A Jobless man applied for the position of
'office boy' at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him
cleaning the floor as a test.
'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail
address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date
when you may start.
The man replied 'But I don't have a computer,
neither an email'.
'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't
have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist,
cannot have the job.'
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know
what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the
supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door
round. In less than two hours,
he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated
the operation three times,
and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by this
way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his
money doubled or tripled everyday.
Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and
then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest
food retailers in the US
He started to plan his family's future, and
decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a
protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded the broker
asked him his email.
The man replied,'I don't have an email.'
The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have
an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine
what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a
while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'
Moral of the story
Moral 1
Internet is not the solution to your life.
Moral 2
If you don't have Internet, but work hard, you
can be a millionaire.
Moral 3
If you received this message by email,
you are closer to being an office boy/girl, than
a millionaire..........
P.S - Do not forward this email back to me,
I am going to sell tomatoes!!!
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Can U Beat This ..........
Posted by: "Neha Parikh" me.neha1221@gmail.com me.neha1221
Sat Apr 5, 2008 9:51 pm (PDT)
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Thank You God..!
Posted by: "<~ Aarti ~>" aarti.s.sharma@gmail.com sharmaaartishashikant
Sat Apr 5, 2008 9:54 pm (PDT)
Dear God,
I want to thank You for what you have already done.
I am not going to wait until I see results or receive rewards;
I am thanking You right now.
I am not going to wait until I feel better or things look better;
I am thanking You right now.
I am not going to wait until people say thay are sorry or until they stop
talking about me:
I am thanking You right now.
I am not going to wait until the pain in my body disappears;
I am thanking You right now.
I am not going to wait until my financial situation improves;
I am going to thank You right now.
I am not going to wait until the children are asleep and the house is quiet;
I am going to thank You right now.
I am not going to wait until I get promoted at work or until I get a job;
I am going to thank You right now.
I am not going to wait until I understand every experience in my life that
has caused
me pain and grief;
I am going to thank You right now.
I am not going to wait until the journey gets easier or the challenges are
removed;
I am going to thank You right now.
I am thanking you because I made it through the day's difficulties.
I am thanking you because I have walked around the obstacles.
I am thanking you because I have the ability and the opportunity to do more
and do better.
I am thanking you God..because you haven't given up on me.
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Fw: CUTEST TWINS IN THE WORLD
Posted by: "saima shaikh" saima_shaikh1234@yahoo.com saima_shaikh1234
Sat Apr 5, 2008 10:02 pm (PDT)
----- Forwarded Message ----
From: saima shaikh <australiapinksaima@yahoo.co. >in
To: ankita <ankita_gandage12@yahoo.co. >; love <saima_shaikh1234@in yahoo.com >; sadnya <barsinge@yahoo.co.in >; shabnam <shab_sk@hotmail.com >; sumayya <shaikh.sumayya@yahoo.com >; dipankar <barsinge@gmail.com >; preeti <pkt_1987@yahoo.com >; paras <hi2rhyme@yahoo.co.in >; manisha <gawlimansu@yahoo.com >; ujwala <mahajan444@gmail.com >
Sent: Tuesday, April 1, 2008 1:39:33 PM
Subject: Fw: CUTEST TWINS IN THE WORLD
----- Forwarded Message ----
From: mohd. ansari <ansarimohd84@yahoo.co. >in
To: saima sheikh <australiapinksaima@yahoo.co. >in
Sent: Tuesday, 1 April, 2008 6:24:18 AM
Subject: CUTEST TWINS IN THE WORLD
--- On Sun, 30/3/08, Nasreen Shaikh <nasreen_s19@yahoo.com > wrote:
From: Nasreen Shaikh <nasreen_s19@yahoo.com >
Subject: Fw: CUTEST TWINS IN THE WORLD
To: "ansari" <ansarimohd84@yahoo.co. >, "aisha" <aishamavani@in gmail.com >, "shabana" <shabana_blue@yahoo.co. >in
Date: Sunday, 30 March, 2008, 2:07 PM
----- Forwarded Message ----
From: almas fatma <almasf92@yahoo.co.in >
To: Amal <amal_13warne@yahoo.co. >; Amogh <au_hiremath@in yahoo.com >; Amogh <auhiremath@yahoo.com >; Anand <imagination_anandhp@yahoo. >; Camy <www.pinkcamy@com yahoo.co. >; Chaitali <chaitali.katole@in yahoo.com >; Durwa <durva_shastri@yahoo.com >; Farheen <nasreen_s19@yahoo.com >; Farah <shaikh_farah@yahoo.com >; Gayatri <gayatrismail@yahoo.co. >; Mrunmayi <mrunmayi_92@in yahoo.com >; Pavithra <metoo_v@yahoo.co.in >; Meraj <merajs@gmail.com >; Rubin Matthew <rubin_rulz@yahoo.com >; Rahul <rahul_neverstill2991@yahoo.co. >; Rashmi <rashmirockz92@in yahoo.co. >; saili <saili_genius@in yahoo.com >
Sent: Sunday, March 30, 2008 11:43:17 AM
Subject: CUTEST TWINS IN THE WORLD
Note: forwarded message attached.
Almas -
I Rock
Bring your gang together - do your thing. Start your group.
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TO PREVENT CORROSION & RUSTING ..........
Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Sat Apr 5, 2008 10:08 pm (PDT)
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Funny error messages......
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Sat Apr 5, 2008 10:08 pm (PDT)
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WHAT A SON MEANS TO A MOTHER
Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Sat Apr 5, 2008 10:09 pm (PDT)
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Santa Singh's Interview
Posted by: "<~ Aarti ~>" aarti.s.sharma@gmail.com sharmaaartishashikant
Sat Apr 5, 2008 10:11 pm (PDT)
Santa Singh's Interview Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.
Santa Singh: Bad.
Interviewer: Come.
Santa Singh: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly.
Santa Singh: P i c h l l i.
Interviewer: U G L Y?
Santa Singh: P I C H L L Y !!!!!!!
Interviewer: Shut Up.
Santa Singh: Keep Talking.
Interviewer: Get Out.
Santa Singh: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Santa Singh: Oh your Devil.
Interviewer: *You are Rejected*.
Santa Singh: *I am Selected*.
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(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ ~~~ Aarti ~~~
`·.¸.·´ <<< If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything >>>
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Thanks hindi jokes
Posted by: "geethajv_sunkari" geethajv_sunkari@yahoo.co.in geethajv_sunkari
Sat Apr 5, 2008 10:11 pm (PDT)
we are so happy to read your hindi shahari & jokes
thanks yahoogroups to join to your group
Thanks all
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pasand na pasand
Posted by: "mina_oza75" mina_oza75@yahoo.com mina_oza75
Sat Apr 5, 2008 10:29 pm (PDT)
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