Messages In This Digest (14 Messages)
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- Brain Teaser (Prishi) From: Prishi
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- Funny pics...(Prishi) From: Prishi
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- Rakha hai usee ko he tasawur main rakha hai....... From: sania seher
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- Thought of the day : Ek Gadha From: pran mitra
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- bhooke ho kya From: Naushad Khan
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- Re: KYA PER NE BHI NESADHARI LIQUOR PIYA HAI - JOKE From: Anil Kumar
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- Some Important notice for your health From: Anil Kumar
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- u r infected by Santa Virus From: Butterfly
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- JAB HUMNE PEHLI BAAR DAARU DEKHI....... From: ganeshkumble11
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- Ye hawa ka rukh anokha, sabhi aaj dekh lenge From: Vinay Malhotra
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- im all yours From: ~~SHWETA~~
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- i am Honoured From: ~~SHWETA~~
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- LOVEBIRDS SEEK REFUGE IN TEMPLE From: glassnost
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- Animals Photography From: faisal zafar
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Brain Teaser (Prishi)
Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com prishi_pari
Tue Apr 1, 2008 9:38 pm (PDT)
Brain Teaser
1. Some months have 30 days, some have
31; how many months have 28 days?
2. A man gave one son 10 cents and
another son was given 15 cents. What
time is it?
3. If you had only one match and entered
a room in which there was a kerosene
lamp, an oil heater, and a woodburning
stove, which would you light first?
4. There is a house with four walls.
Each wall faces south. There is a window
in each wall. A bear walks by one of the
windows. What color is the bear?
5. Is half of two plus two equal to two
or three?
6. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
7. How many animals of each species did
Moses take aboard the Ark with him?
8. How far can a dog run into the woods?
9. What is the significance of the
following: The year is 1978, thirty-four
minutes past noon on May 6th.
10. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add ten. What
is the answer?
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one
field and 4 haystacks in the other
field, how many haystacks would he have if
he combined them all in the center field?
12. What is it that goes up and goes
down but does not move?
13. I have in my hand only 2 U.S. coins
which total 55 cents in value. One is
not a nickel. What are the coins?
14. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9
died. How many did he have left?
15. Is it legal in California for a man
to marry his widow's sister?
1. All 12 have 28 days
2. 1:45. The man gave away a total of 25
cents. He divided it between two people.
Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
3. Light the match first.
4. White. If all the walls face south,
the house is at the North pole, and the
bear, therefore, is a polar bear.
5. Three. Well, it seems that it could
almost be either, but if you follow the
mathematical orders of operation,
division is performed before addition. So... half of two
is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.
6. Yes, and a 5th, a 6th, ...
7. I thought Noah brought 2 of each
animal, not Moses
8. Halfway, then he would be running out
of the woods.
9. The time/month/date/year of an
American style calendar are 12:34,
5/6/78.
10. 70
11. One. If he combines all of his
haystacks, they all become one big
stack.
12. The temperature.
13. A half-dollar and a nickel. (Only
one was not a nickel)
14. 9 sheep
15. No. You can't marry someone if
you're dead!
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Funny pics...(Prishi)
Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com prishi_pari
Tue Apr 1, 2008 9:38 pm (PDT)
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Rakha hai usee ko he tasawur main rakha hai.......
Posted by: "sania seher" saniaseher@yahoo.com saniaseher
Wed Apr 2, 2008 10:18 am (PDT)
Rakha hai usee ko he tasawur main rakha hai.......
rakha hai dill main usee ka he tasawur rakha hai......
dekha hai usee ko he sapnoo main dekha hai.....
manga hai usee ko he rab say manga hai.....
chaha hai bus sadyoon say usee ko he chaha hai....
mana hai bus,zindagi usee ko he mana hai....
aata hai bus khayal bhi usee ka he aata hai....
dill ke her dherkan main usee ko he basaya hai....
ab intazar hai tho bus usee ka he intazaar hai.....
kertay hain tho usee say he mohabbet kertay hain....
is rangoon ki duniya main usee ko he dekhina chaha hai....
ab aye ga tho wohi aye meri zindagi main mera hamsafer ban ker...
CHAHAY sarii umer kyun na beet jaey......
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Thought of the day : Ek Gadha
Posted by: "pran mitra" liberalpran@yahoo.co.in liberalpran
Wed Apr 2, 2008 10:22 am (PDT)
Ek Gadha:- Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai.
Dusara Gadha:- To tu bhag kyu nahi jata.
Pehla Gadha:- Bhag to jata par yahan future bada bright hai ...
malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai,
"Teri shaadi gadhe se kar dunga...!"
Bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon........
Keeping Hopes may not improve your future, but it will certainly
reduce the pain of Today !!!
Good luck and wish you best of life.
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bhooke ho kya
Posted by: "Naushad Khan" naushad2020@yahoo.co.in naushad2020
Wed Apr 2, 2008 10:25 am (PDT)
Hi Friend my name is naushad khan from Delhi
actully doston aap log prishi and kumble ke jokes padhke khoob enjoy karte honge ker rahe hain aur karte bhi raheinge ab itna sab kuchh karne mein bhook toh jaroor lagi hogi to main aap ke kuchh khilata hoon....
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Re: KYA PER NE BHI NESADHARI LIQUOR PIYA HAI - JOKE
Posted by: "Anil Kumar" anilkumar143_2007@yahoo.com anilkumar143_2007
Wed Apr 2, 2008 10:30 am (PDT)
hai
dear
apki jock sunke mujhe ak jock yad ayay
ek admi saam ke samay daru pee kar chal rahah tha usi samy andhi tufan agya aor achank andhi ke jhoke se vah admi gir gya
tavhi achank bijli chamki to vah admi bolta hai
vah re bhagvan gira kar photo khichta hai
ah
RAJIV CHAUDHARY <rajiv_chaudhary_1@yahoo.com > wrote:
ek admi saam ke samay mast daru (alchoholic liquor) pee kar raste se chal raha tha ki usi samay andhi-tufan aane ki andesa ho gaya aur prasand hawao mein unshi unshi ped bhi khub tarah hilne jhulne laherne lagi. piya hua admi woh bhi heel-jhul kar chal raha tha. to madahi neche mein bolne laga ......
"sayyad aaj yeh ped ne daru pee li"
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Some Important notice for your health
Posted by: "Anil Kumar" anilkumar143_2007@yahoo.com anilkumar143_2007
Wed Apr 2, 2008 10:31 am (PDT)
HAI!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 FREINDS Some Important notice for your health that I like to share with all..
v Reduce volume of tea intake;
v Do not eat bread which has JUST been toasted;
v Stay a distance from your charger;
v Drink more water in the morning, less at night;
v Do not drink coffee twice a day;
v Reduce your volume of oily food;
v Best sleeping time is from 10 at night to 6 at the morning;
v Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm;
v Do not take alcohol more than a cup daily;
v Do not take capsules with cold water;
v Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping;
v Have 8 hours sleep. Lack of it will make a person stupid;
v People who get used to napping will not get old easily;
v If you can't get on early morning runs, 5-8 in the afternoon is a great time for jogging;
v When battery left last grid, do not answer the phone. The radiation is 1000 times more;
v Answer the phone with your left ear. It'll spoil your brain directly if you use your right ear;
v Do not use earphone for long time. Rest your ear a while after 1 hour.
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u r infected by Santa Virus
Posted by: "Butterfly" butterfly2401@gmail.com ibutterfly2008
Wed Apr 2, 2008 10:32 am (PDT)
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JAB HUMNE PEHLI BAAR DAARU DEKHI.......
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Wed Apr 2, 2008 10:32 am (PDT)
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Ye hawa ka rukh anokha, sabhi aaj dekh lenge
Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com vinay79malhotra
Wed Apr 2, 2008 10:34 am (PDT)
Ye hawa ka rukh anokha, sabhi aaj dekh lenge,
Ki idhar bhi dostana , hai udhar bhi dostana !
Kaun dil ke aayeene mein, tujhe roj-roj dekhe,
Wo ghani ghata si zulfen, bani jiski shamiyana !
Ankho me khwab kiske, hai lab par naam kiska,
Hai khushi se nachta dil sang kiske ye diwana !
Ye piya piya ki dhun me huyee kaun bawari si,
Teri rah takte naina huye kiske sangistana !
Tere dil me hai dhadakta, jo lahu ki tarango par,
Wo hai naam kis haseen ka jara "BooN" Ji bataana!!!!
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im all yours
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Wed Apr 2, 2008 10:34 am (PDT)
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i am Honoured
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LOVEBIRDS SEEK REFUGE IN TEMPLE
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Wed Apr 2, 2008 10:35 am (PDT)
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