Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)
- 1.
- COMBING OPERATIONS : INTERESTING From: glassnost
- 2a.
- PLEASE DON'T OPEN THIS MAIL From: glassnost
- 2b.
- Re: PLEASE DON'T OPEN THIS MAIL From: noor...
- 3.
- Pathan names born in different situations: From: Umsa
- 4.
- WHAT IS MULTI - TASKING ???? From: glassnost
- 5.
- You at Work (FUNY) From: Umsa
- 6.
- Beautiful Heart touching Inspirational and Motivational Quotation Wa From: Hassan Ali
- 7.
- WE DID NOT LEARN THIS IN SCHOOL From: Ankur Patel
- 8.
- hi frnzzzzz From: neelam vanjani
- 9.
- Doson ke liye.... From: sailee
- 10a.
- Re: MARRIAGE LIFE IS FULL OF EXCITEMENT From: ganesh kumble
- 11.
- Khushi ki lakir...... From: sailee
- 12.
- Gurlz From: Sameer Masalawala
- 13.
- IS A GIRL BABY SUCH A CURSE ??? From: glassnost
- 14.
- FINANCIAL PLANNING :SOME USEFUL TIPS From: glassnost
- 15.
- Fw: {funlok} : Divorce letters From: billoo brar
- 16.1.
- hi From: Amulya Kulkarni
- 17.
- FOR SOME WOMEN ..... OLD IS GOLD From: glassnost
- 18.
- B4 MARRIAGE & AFTER IT From: Siya ....
- 19.
- Duwa karna yaro juda ho rahe hai, From: Vinay Malhotra
- 20.
- Use your brains From: Ramiz Kazi
- 21.
- I Need Friend From: nikamma your
- 23.
- Dua... From: sailee
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COMBING OPERATIONS : INTERESTING
Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:03 am (PDT)
GLASSNOST
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PLEASE DON'T OPEN THIS MAIL
Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:08 am (PDT)
GLASSNOST
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Re: PLEASE DON'T OPEN THIS MAIL
Posted by: "noor..." noor_architect@yahoo.co.in noor_architect
Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:14 am (PDT)
hahahaha
yaar mushtalk bhai i seriously love your mails and sense of humour...keep it up dude :)
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Pathan names born in different situations:
Posted by: "Umsa" umsa80@gmail.com umsa80
Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:10 am (PDT)
Pathan names born in different situations:
Born in Jungle ..........Sher Khan
Born in summer ------- Sharbat Khan
Born during war ------- Barood Khan
Born near ocean ------- Samunder Khan
Born with abnormal features ------- Ajab Khan
Born premature ------- Masti Khan
Born near garden ------- Gul Khan
Born in anger ------- Ghazab Khan
Born in horror ------- Haibat Khan
Born funny ------- Nadia Khan
Born After Suicide Bom ------- Bhadur Khan
Born with talent but no brain ------- Shahid Khan Afridi
Born with Proud of Pakistan-------- Abdul Qadir Khan
Born in Pervaiz Musharaf Government ------ Bardasht Khan
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WHAT IS MULTI - TASKING ????
Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:13 am (PDT)
GLASSNOST
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You at Work (FUNY)
Posted by: "Umsa" umsa80@gmail.com umsa80
Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:13 am (PDT)
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Umsa Chaudhry
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Beautiful Heart touching Inspirational and Motivational Quotation Wa
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Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:15 am (PDT)
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WE DID NOT LEARN THIS IN SCHOOL
Posted by: "Ankur Patel" aankkurr@gmail.com aankkurr
Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:15 am (PDT)
*
* *WE DID NOT LEARN THIS IN SCHOOL*
'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'. *? (Are you
doubting this?) *
[image: []]
Our eyes [image: []] are always the same size from birth, but our nose[image:
[]] and ears [image: []] never stop growing.
The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every
letter of the alphabet. *(Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for
accuracy, right?) *
[image: []]
The words 'racecar,' [image: []] 'kayak' and 'level' [image: []] are the
same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes) ..
(Yep, I knew you were going to 'do' this one.)
There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous':
tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting
this, are you?)
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in
order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.' *(Yes, admit it, you are going to say,
a e i o u) *
TYPEWRITER [image: []] is the longest word that can be made using the
letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to
test this out)
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A goldfish [image: []] has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days
that's about what my memory span is.)
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. [image: []]
A shark [image: []] *is the only fish that can blink with both eyes*.
A snail [image: []] can sleep for three years. (I know some people that
could do this too.!)
Almonds are a member of the peach [image: []] family.
An ostrich's eye[image: []] is bigger than its brain.
*(I know some people like that also) **
*
Babies[image: []] are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the
child reaches 2 to 6 years of age..
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
[image: []]
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
[image: []]
If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never
end because of the rate of reproduction.
[image: []]
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors
[image: []]
Peanuts [image: []] are one of the ingredients of dynamite! [image: []]
Rubber bands[image: []] last longer when refrigerated.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE 2, [image: []]moves only six inches for each gallon of
diesel that it burns.
The microwave [image: []] was invented after a researcher walked by a
radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. * **(Good thing he did
that.) **
*
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls [image: []] froze
completely solid.
There are more chickens [image: []]than people in the world.
Winston Churchill [image: []]was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink [image: []]nearly twice as much as men.
Now you know more than you did before!!
I'm not the best
but I'm not like the rest
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hi frnzzzzz
Posted by: "neelam vanjani" neelu_vj2@yahoo.co.in neelu_vj2
Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:16 am (PDT)
HI ALL,
I M NEELAM 4RM SURAT..
WOULD ANY1 LIKE 2 B MY FRND????
AND I M VRY GREATFUL 2 JOIN DIS LUVLY GROUP..
BYE FRNZZZ
TAKE CARE..
THANX 4 UR NICE MAILS..!!!!
NEELAM..
(PLZ SEND ME HARRY POTTER IMAGES IF ANY1 HAVE..)
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Doson ke liye....
Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in shaiprajapati
Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:16 am (PDT)
Palbar me toot jai vo kasam nahi,dosto ko bhul jai vo hum nahi,tum hume
bhul jao is bat me dum nahi,kyunki tum hame bhul jao itne bure hum
nahi.love u all.....
Apki yadon k rehte hum tanha nahin.apko yaad na kare aisa koi lamha
nahi.apki yaad hi apka ahsas hai.her waqt lagta hai aap humare saath
hai.......
Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always
be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just
for a while!.........
r8 frends have a good day to all......
love
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Re: MARRIAGE LIFE IS FULL OF EXCITEMENT
Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com hindi_jokes_sms
Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:17 am (PDT)
ha ha ha
kya baat hai yaar
maja aa gaya
ganesh
Ganesh Kumble ki website
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On Sat, Apr 19, 2008 at 4:33 PM, Gopi Chand Dogra <dogra.71gopi@yahoo.co. >in
wrote:
> kisi ko kisi ki judai mar gayi
>
> kisi ko kisi ki tanhae mar gayi
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> Ravan bhi bura aadmi nahin tha
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> usko to Ram ki lugai mar gayi
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> and
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> ist year husabad is Pran Nath
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> 2nd year husband is Nath
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> 3rd year husand is anath
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> *hindi_jokes <ganeshkumble11@gmail.com >* wrote:
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> MARRIAGE LIFE IS FULL OF EXCITEMENT
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> MARRIAGE LIFE IS FULL OF EXCITEMENT
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Khushi ki lakir......
Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in shaiprajapati
Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:17 am (PDT)
Likh sakte kisi ki takdir agar hum,
aapki takdir me har khushi likh dete,
jo mod dilaye aapko kamiyabi,
har lakir ko us taraf mod dete.....
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Gurlz
Posted by: "Sameer Masalawala" sam_200391@yahoo.com sam_200391
Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:17 am (PDT)
"Friendship is the bridge between earth and heaven"
1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.
2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology.
3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship' s over.)
4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.
5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.
6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react to them.
7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?
8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.
9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.
10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals).
11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway.
12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.
13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news.
14. A smile means a lot to a girl.
15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.
16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.
17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.
18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.....
19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.
20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.
21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories.
22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.
23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.
24. Girls love having fun!
25..... A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.
26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.
27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.
28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.
29. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and care for them.
30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.
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IS A GIRL BABY SUCH A CURSE ???
Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:19 am (PDT)
GLASSNOST
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FINANCIAL PLANNING :SOME USEFUL TIPS
Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:19 am (PDT)
GLASSNOST
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Fw: {funlok} : Divorce letters
Posted by: "billoo brar" fikernot525@yahoo.com fikernot525
Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:21 am (PDT)
Divorce letters
Dear Wife,
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for
good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have
nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your
boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that
was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten
a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand
new pair of silk boxers later that night.
You came home, nibbled at your food for two minutes, and went
straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't
tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or
anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me.
Whichever is the case,,,,I'm gone.
Signed,
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to
West Virginia together. Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more enjoyable than receiving your
letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven
years, although a 'good man' is a far cry from what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant
whining and griping. It's just too bad it doesn't work.
Yes, I did notice when you got a hair cut last week,,,and
actually the first thing that came to my mind was "You look just
like a girl",,, but my mother raised me not to say anything at
all if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my
favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER,
because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on
because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was
just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars
from me that morning and your silk boxers were $49.99...
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work
it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for twenty
million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to
Hawaii. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for
a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you've
always wanted.
My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won't get a
dime from me. So take care.
Signed: Rich As Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeee!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but my sister
'Carla',,,was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem for you.
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hi
Posted by: "Amulya Kulkarni" superstar_amul@yahoo.co.in superstar_amul
Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:23 am (PDT)
hi
i am amulya here
i am a member of the hindi jokes group
i love reading jokes which highly amuse me
i will be pleased to make friends with the members of the hindi jokes group
please respond to this mail immediately
bye for now
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FOR SOME WOMEN ..... OLD IS GOLD
Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:23 am (PDT)
GLASSNOST
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B4 MARRIAGE & AFTER IT
Posted by: "Siya ...." siya_zindagirocks@yahoo.co.in siya_zindagirocks
Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:25 am (PDT)
Before Marriage.
He: Yes atlast, it was so hard to wait.
She: Do u want me to leave???
He: No, dont even think about it.
She: Do u luv me???
He: Offcourse
She: have u ever cheated on me???
He: No, y u even asking???
She: Will u kiss me?
He: Yes
She: Wil u hit me???
He: No way, i am nt such a kind of a person.
She: Can I trust u?
He: Yes
She: Dear!
Now after marriage u read it from bottom to top
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Duwa karna yaro juda ho rahe hai,
Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com vinay79malhotra
Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:01 am (PDT)
Duwa karna yaro juda ho rahe hai,
rahi zindagi to fir aaker milenge.
ager mergaye to duwa karte rehna,
aansun bahane ki koshish na karna.
a duniya badi bewafa hai samajhna,
kahin dil lagane ki koshish na karna.
mere doston zindagi ek safer hai samajhna,
kahin thaher jane ki koshish na karna.
danishon ki duniya hai sari,
alfazon ka mydan hai sara.
zer aur zaber ko pehechan na pao,
to mydan me aane ki koshish na karna.
kashti ummidon ki ger sahil na paye,
to khud dub jane ki koshish na karna.
kadam pe andhera karegi ye duniya,
kahin dil jalane ki koshish na karna
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Use your brains
Posted by: "Ramiz Kazi" ramiz_4u@yahoo.co.in ramiz_4u
Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:03 am (PDT)
A man is driving along a freeway at a steady 50km/h with his wife when she suddenly looks at him and says in a clear voice:
"Darling I know we've been married for 20 years but I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing, keeps looking at the road and slowly increases his speed to 65km/h.
The wife says: "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it because I've been having an affair with your best friend and he's a far better lover than you are."
Again the husband says nothing but grips the steering wheel more tightly and increases the speed to 80km/h.
"I want the house," his wife says insistently, pushing her luck. The speedo goes up to 95km/h. "And I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat."
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete overpass.
This makes the wife a little nervous, so she asks, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The husband replies in a quite and controlled voice, "No, I've got everything I need."
Oh really, so what have you got?" asks his wife.
Just before they slam into the wall at 110km/h, the husband turns to her and smiles.
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"The airbag."!!!!!!
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I Need Friend
Posted by: "nikamma your" nikamma_your@yahoo.co.in nikamma_your
Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:09 am (PDT)
Hi!
Friends
I am Amit Gupta, an accountant, live in delhi
i feel along and very uncomfortable, I need some help any guy help me
Luv with regards:
amit
amit..............
waiting 4 ur reply,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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pyar
Posted by: "spe_surinder" spe_surinder@yahoo.com spe_surinder
Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:10 am (PDT)
pyar vo humko bepnah kar gaye,
phir zindgi main humko tanha kar gaye,
chahat thi unke ishq me fanna hone ki,
per vo lot kar aane ko b mna kar gaye,
humne rabb se pani manga to sagar dia,
ghar manga to mehal dia,
fool manga to bagicha dia,
maine rabb manga to usne aap jaisa dost dia.....!
- 22b.
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pyar
Posted by: "spe_surinder" spe_surinder@yahoo.com spe_surinder
Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:11 am (PDT)
maine rabb se pani manga to sagar dia,
ghar manga to mehal dia,
fool manga to bagicha dia,
maine rabb mang lia to aap jaisa dost dia,
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Dua...
Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in shaiprajapati
Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:10 am (PDT)
Khamoshi me jo sunoge woh aawaz meri hogi,
Zindagi bhar saath rahe woh dosti meri hogi,
Duniya ki har khushi ek din tumhari hogi,
kyunki in sab ke peeche dua meri hogi !
Good morning to all..
love
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