Messages In This Digest (27 Messages)
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- real life story... From: Ramiz Kazi
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- (no subject) From: TARUNESH CHIKATE
- 3.
- Best Maid Plans From: Ramiz Kazi
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- Zindagi Main Hai Dhoka From: Vinay Malhotra
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- HUMSE PUCHHIYE.... From: neelam vanjani
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- Sardarji's Mom's Letter From: nilesh kumar shah
- 7.
- The Olympic Logo 2008 [Brilliant Creativity] From: Pradeep Hadkar
- 8.
- Lovely Thoughts(Nice) From: hindi_jokes
- 9.
- AWESOME BLOW JOB : ADULTS ONLY From: glassnost
- 10.
- more cute sms From: suraj_nitjsr
- 11.
- SCARY HOSPITAL MAIL : THE REALITY From: glassnost india
- 12a.
- Hi, Friendship From: smita tigga
- 13.
- She who rides the tiger: From: Hassan Ali
- 14.
- ```~ midhUna :: soUth indian aCtress ~``` From: ~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~
- 15.
- Akela... From: sailee
- 16.
- SOME TIMES WE WONDER From: hindi_jokes
- 17.
- OUR LIFE From: hindi_jokes
- 18.
- MARRIAGE LIFE IS FULL OF EXCITEMENT From: hindi_jokes
- 19.
- IT GOD = Google Oriented Development From: Amit Kumar
- 20a.
- dilse From: vinay tm
- 21.
- You As A Friend From: Anil Kumar
- 22.
- CREDIT CARD FRAUD---- Be careful From: Anil Kumar
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- Unse roz milne ko DIL CHAHTA HAI. From: TARUNESH CHIKATE
- 24.
- good once.... From: sailee
- 25.
- Good Morning Dear... From: I am the Best
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- all good.... From: sailee
- 27.
- little johnny From: priti patel
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real life story...
Posted by: "Ramiz Kazi" ramiz_4u@yahoo.co.in ramiz_4u
Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:44 am (PDT)
There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one
minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot f! ollow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man
with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
say two Hail Marys!
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(no subject)
Posted by: "TARUNESH CHIKATE" babuchikate@yahoo.co.in babuchikate
Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:44 am (PDT)
Raat hogi to chand bhi duhai dega,
Khawabon main tumhe wohchehra dikhayee dega,
Ye mohabbat hai zara soch ke karna,
Ek ansu bhi gira to sunai dega.
C hup rehete hai ki koi khafa na ho jaye,
Humse koi ruswa na ho jaye,
Badi mushkil se koi apna bana hai,
Milne se pehele hi juda na ho jaye.
.
Zindagi kisiki mohataz nahi hoti,
Dosti sirf jazbaat nahi hoti,
Kuch to khayal aaya hoga khuda ko,
Warna yuhi aapki humse mulaqat nahi hoti.
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Best Maid Plans
Posted by: "Ramiz Kazi" ramiz_4u@yahoo.co.in ramiz_4u
Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:55 am (PDT)
Subject: Best Maid Plans
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Zindagi Main Hai Dhoka
Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com vinay79malhotra
Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:56 am (PDT)
Zindagi Main Hai Dhoka
Zindagi Main Hai Dhoka Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahi
Tamashaei Hai Yeh Dunya Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahi
Meri Zindagi Se Pochiye Zindagi Kia Hai
Zindagi Hai Aik Khuwaab Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahi
Khushiyan Hain Lakhon Is Dunya Main Magar
Udasi Hai Mere Dil Main Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahi
Mujh Se Jo Log Bhi Mile Hain Khush Hokar
In k Dilon Main Hai Nafrat Ke Siwa Kuch Nahi
Wade,Karte Hai Log Magar Jante Nahi Wafa Karna
Bewafai Hey Is Dunya Main Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahi
Pal Main Jisse Chaha Usse Pal Main Bhula Diya
Yeh Khel Hey Dunya Ka Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahi
Tum Ko Chaha Hey Magar Kuch Bhi Nahi Socha Ke
Dunya To Hai Eik Sarab Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahi
ab intni nafrat hai tumse iske siwa kuch bhi nhi,
tu sirf tu hai iske siwa kuch bhi nhi
shok tera hai dilon se khelna iske siwa kuch bhi nhi
kahti hai pyar jise ek dhoka hai uske siwa kuch bhi nhi
rakha jis apni aankh ka "Kajal" bana
itna rulaya usne ab aankh me aansu ke siwa kuch bhi nhi....
Regards,
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HUMSE PUCHHIYE....
Posted by: "neelam vanjani" neelu_vj2@yahoo.co.in neelu_vj2
Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:56 am (PDT)
DIL KI BERUKHI KI WAJAH HUMSE PUCHHIYE,
MOHABBAT ME MIL RAHI SAZA HUMSE PUCHHIYE,
KYUN UDAS HO MERE DOST TUM GAM KI TALASH ME...???
GAM KI HAR GALI KA PATA HUMSE PUCHHIYE..!!!!
NEELAM (NEELU)
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Sardarji's Mom's Letter
Posted by: "nilesh kumar shah" nilesh_shah2008@yahoo.co.in nilesh_shah2008
Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:58 am (PDT)
Sardarji's Mom's Letter
Dear banta
Vahe Guru !
I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there.
I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read
fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in
the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so
we moved 20 miles.
I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed
here took the house numbers with them for their new house so
they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next
week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here,
so that our address will remain same too.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine,
situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last
week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them
since.
The weather here isn't too bad.. It rained only twice last week.
The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a
little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal
buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is
cutting the grass at the cemetery.
By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is
really badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not
allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should
we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether
it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt
or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to
pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We
cremated him and he burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to
fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be
buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the
process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has
happened.
P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I
realized, I had already sealed off this letter.
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The Olympic Logo 2008 [Brilliant Creativity]
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:00 pm (PDT)
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Lovely Thoughts(Nice)
Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com hindi_jokes_sms
Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:00 pm (PDT)
Lovely Thoughts(Nice)
Lovely Thoughts(Nice)
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AWESOME BLOW JOB : ADULTS ONLY
Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:01 pm (PDT)
GLASSNOST
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more cute sms
Posted by: "suraj_nitjsr" suraj_nitjsr@yahoo.co.in suraj_nitjsr
Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:01 pm (PDT)
Kisi na kisi pe kisiko aetbaar ho jata hai,
ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai.
khubiyon se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa,
khamiyon se bhi kabhi pyar ho jata hai.
daulat hai mujhko zindagi se pyari,
daulat ke liye kar dun kurbaan yari,
daulat ke liye tod dun dosti tumhari,
ab tumse kya chupana dost tum hi to ho daulat humari.
hasarat hai to sirf usse paane ki,
aur koi khwasish nahi iss deewane ki,
shikwa muje usse nahi khuda se hai,
kya zarurat this mujhe usse milane ki
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SCARY HOSPITAL MAIL : THE REALITY
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:02 pm (PDT)
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Hi, Friendship
Posted by: "smita tigga" smita_tig@yahoo.co.in smita_tig
Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:02 pm (PDT)
HI NIKUNJ
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&
I AM INTRESTED IN YOUR COMPANY
ARE U INTERESTED ME IN FRIENDSHIP
THANKS
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She who rides the tiger:
Posted by: "Hassan Ali" hassanrazvi786@gmail.com hassanrazvi786
Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:02 pm (PDT)
* She who rides the tiger:
Women drive bikes precisely for the same reasons that men do. Why then are
on-road politics so different when a woman hits the road? asks AYESHA
MATTHAN
CROSSING BOUNDARIES Society looks at women bikers as having crossed a
feminine way of being
Every morning when I slip on the helmet, kick start my Yamaha RX 135, rev
up the engine and hit the roads, eyeballs dance, stare, gape, jeer and ogle,
heads turn, cameras are taken out, families grin, men discuss.
They look at me – a salwar-clad woman – kick-starting, manoeuvring in
bumper-to-bumper traffic, changing gears and speeding on a 'man's machine'.
If I don't let a bike cut lanes, it could turn out to be violent. The biker
caught up with me, tried to edge me off, and in the process I acquired few
minor scratches and bruises. If my bike stalls in the middle of traffic,
mechanics on a bike have told me that I've run out of petrol. Meghna Khanna
who started on her father's Bajaj scooter, learned how to ride a Bullet 350
cc when she was 15-years-old. She says there is slightly more respect
because of the size of the bike. "I guess a lot of men haven't ridden the
bullet, but you get the usual hassling once in a while – mainly overtaking
and racing."
She, like many other women motorcyclists, including Deepa Akhoury feel: "The
best way to deal with them is to let them pass – I try not to deal with male
egos as it is not worth it. Handling a bullet by a woman is as challenging
as it is for a man."
When they were in college, Deepa and Preethi Jayapati felt they were missing
out on long rides and started riding by taking equal turns.
Coming to good Samaritans, Meghna recalls: "Once an auto-driver turned out
to be an ex-Enfield mechanic and fixed my broken clutch cable when I was
stranded." Both Deepa and Meghna insist that one has to believe in the
general goodness of people. Meghna states: "Some women ride bikes because
they love them and some learn to do it out of necessity – so whether women
are walking, are on a cycle, scooter or motorcycle – it's them traveling
alone that has to be made safer in the city." Preethi who rode a Scooty for
seven years, started riding the Bajaj Discover 125 cc two years ago because
she wanted the freedom and speed to travel long distances on a sturdy,
fuel-efficient vehicle. Her father who had banned her from buying a bike,
told her bikes are not meant for girls.
She says: "In the city, many do a double take. But on the highway,
everyone's equal. Most travellers and bikers are fun, comfortable with women
and are glad about sharing a common interest in automobiles." She asserts:
"Riding is not to gain approval of people, but that it makes me happy."
Feminist Nivedita Menon says: "Since driving a vehicle is an index of
control and of power, everyday driving is in general a competitive display
of power among men – marked by a complex interplay of class relations. The
bus driver triumphantly edges out the fancy car, while a sahib driving his
own car stops the chauffeur-driven car that overtakes him, and so on."
She feels that women driving any sort of vehicle are a common target of
misogynist contempt, frustration and rage. "When they drive geared
motorcycles, which are successfully sold as 'male' and 'macho', it will not
be surprising that this reaction would be intensified."
Says bulleteer Yasmin Claire, "My choice of bikes is not because they come
with a tag that says 'macho stop, right here!' – that is incidental." What
appeals is the engine, the handling, the specs, the general quality of
everything, the stability, the durability and the 'coolness factor'.
On whether women need to drive a particular type of vehicle to prove they
are capable, Menon says: "Of course not, and I greatly doubt that any woman
who does drive a geared motorbike or a four-wheel drive car does so to
'prove' anything. That assumption is itself sexist."
But she feels that this is precisely the problem. "When women casually
assume they have the same rights to public spaces as men do, that assumption
is a very real threat to social order. It is the recognition of this threat
that is manifested in the aggression towards female drivers."
For Gitanjali Sukumar who has been riding for seven years, it was natural to
ride a geared bike as "I've always been a tomboy and hung out with boys".
Her parents opposed the idea and told her they wouldn't fund a bike.
Yasmin was initially irritated at people staring and "expected them to deal
with the fact that I'm a woman and I ride, and so what?" But she felt that
it was she who felt uncomfortable, and that she needed to 'deal' with the
stares and that it was 'not men being unfair to women' when she got full
control of the bike.
Says Kalpana of Vimochana, "Simple, automatic-geared bikes are designed for
women as you don't need any great skills, whereas for male geared ones, you
have to apply yourself. Society looks at women bikers as having crossed a
feminine way of being. A car also has gears – but a car has class value, so
for a woman who rides motorbikes, she becomes an object of curiosity for the
onlooker."
Menon vouches that women drive whatever vehicles they do for comfort,
budget, style, convenience, enjoyment – all the reasons that men drive
whatever vehicles they do.
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Akela...
Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in shaiprajapati
Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:05 pm (PDT)
Jab akela hota hoon kuch sochta hoon, Bas kisike baare main sochta
hoon,who meri zindagi,hai woh hai bekhabar,uske intzaar mein tadpata
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SOME TIMES WE WONDER
Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com hindi_jokes_sms
Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:40 pm (PDT)
SOME TIMES WE WONDER
SOME TIMES WE WONDER
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OUR LIFE
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:40 pm (PDT)
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MARRIAGE LIFE IS FULL OF EXCITEMENT
Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com hindi_jokes_sms
Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:41 pm (PDT)
MARRIAGE LIFE IS FULL OF EXCITEMENT
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Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:44 am (PDT)
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dilse
Posted by: "vinay tm" vinay_tm@yahoo.co.in vinay_tm
Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:45 am (PDT)
Pyaar karna koi mushkil kaam tho nahi,
koi utna hume chahna itna asaan bhi nahi,
kisiko vada na dena chahat ki imtehaan me,
jab pata naho dil kaise toot thi hai vada thodne me.
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You As A Friend
Posted by: "Anil Kumar" anilkumar_engr5@yahoo.co.in anilkumar_engr5
Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:49 am (PDT)
I'm sad.
Sad like butterflies pinned to cardboard boxes.
Sad like books with torn pages, ocean shores empty of bathers.
I am sad like unfinished stories ...
With Best Regards,
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CREDIT CARD FRAUD---- Be careful
Posted by: "Anil Kumar" anilkumar_engr5@yahoo.co.in anilkumar_engr5
Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:56 am (PDT)
Always keep your CREDIT CARD in sight, when you give it for swiping....
The accused (left) used a card-reader (right) to transfer the data On to a PC for making a duplicate credit card
They Would Make Duplicates Of Credit Cards Used By Customers At A Juhu Hotel
TIMES NEWS NETWORK
Mumbai: The next time you decide to use your credit card on a shopping trip, think again. The Mumbai police have busted a hitech credit card fraud which they believe is the crime of the future.
Four gadget-savvy youngsters from Andheri, two of them software engineers, got together to earn a quick buck and ended up ripping off over Rs 3 lakh of citizens' money. The foursome were arrested by the Juhu police on Tuesday. Interestingly, one of the boys was all set to leave for the United State s for a job in a wellplaced computer firm ..
According to the police, the mastermind of the gang is 19-year-old Leo Paul.. A second-year engineering student at a Bandra college, Paul had read about a magnetic card-reading device which could store data once you swipe a card through it. Data from at least 12 such cards could be stored at a time. Paul realised that if credit cards were swiped though the machine, the personal data of a customer stored on it could be accessed. He then teamed with Akash Kamble, a 19-year-old Lokhandwala resident, and ordered the card-reader from USA , using the Internet, since it's not available in India .
"The boys befriended a waiter at Kings International hotel at Juhu to take their plan ahead. Every time someone ate a meal in the hotel and paid by credit card, the waiter would discreetly swipe it through the magnetic card-reader, which is no more than 6-inches long and can be stored in the pocket,'' said investigating officer
Ramesh Nangare
Once the waiter was done, he would hand over the device to Paul who would download the data from the cards on to Kamble's personal computer. The duo would then feed the data into blank cards, available in the grey market. The cards were now ready to be used in
Shopping malls and theatres, or to withdraw money from an ATM.
Senior inspector Pradeep Shinde said that the boys forged information from more than 22 cards in this manner. The fraud came to light after officials from HSBC bank complained to the police. The cops quizzed customers whose cards had been duplicated and discovered they had all visited Hotel Kings International and paid by credit card. Investigators then caught the waiter who led them to the four youngsters. Paul, Kamble and the two other collegians identified as Manoj Chauhan (24) and Mahesh Valani (20), have been remanded to police custody.
NEW-AGE CRIME
A portable magnetic cardreader can store data from around a dozen cards tha t have been swiped through it; made in China, the device was bought on the net for Rs 18,000.
The card-reader is connected to a computer and the entire data is transferred there.
The data is then stored in blank cards available in the grey market..
These duplicate cards can now be used to buy a fortune and also withdraw money from ATMs.
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I'm sad.
Sad like butterflies pinned to cardboard boxes.
Sad like books with torn pages, ocean shores empty of bathers.
I am sad like unfinished stories ...
With Best Regards,
AniL
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Unse roz milne ko DIL CHAHTA HAI.
Posted by: "TARUNESH CHIKATE" babuchikate@yahoo.co.in babuchikate
Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:56 am (PDT)
Unse roz milne ko DIL CHAHTA HAI.
Kuchh sunne sunane ko DIL CHAHTA HAI.
Tha kisi ke MANANE KA ANDAJ aisa.
Ki phir RUTH jane ko DIL CHAHTA HAI.
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good once....
Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in shaiprajapati
Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:57 am (PDT)
Roz hota hai tarruf mera teri baton se,chhalakta hai noor tera meri
aankho se, tadap raha hoon main, aur ab ye Alam hai, aur intezaar nahi
hota ab mujhse!
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Good Morning Dear...
Posted by: "I am the Best" verygood101@yahoo.com verygood101
Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:57 am (PDT)
Good Morning ...........
"Always keep smiling and be happy. Life is too short to
complain."
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all good....
Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in shaiprajapati
Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:57 am (PDT)
Ishq ka naam na lo yaro, uski mohabbat hume yaad aati hai;Wafa ka naam
na lo yaaro, wafa dil ko dukhati hai,Wafa ka naam lete hi uss bewafa ki
yaad aati hai.
Aay dil unki yaad mein rona fazool hai,Aansu anmol hain, inko khona
fazool hai,Rote uske liye hain jo tum pe nisar ho,Uske liye kya rona
jiske aashiq hazaar ho.
Kyu pyar karne ki hadein hoti hai,Kyu dil dene ki waje hoti hai,Kyu
jazbato ko dabana padta hai,Kyu iss dil ko samjana padta hai,kyu iss dil
ko pyar hota hai!
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little johnny
Posted by: "priti patel" priti3inc@gmail.com pali_juju
Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:57 am (PDT)
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm
going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what
fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him
and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied,
"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second.
It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to
call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?"
Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking,"
the teacher replies. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."
By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The
teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the
teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one
for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's
round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's
disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your
thinking!"
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