Thursday, April 1, 2010

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2575

Messages In This Digest (27 Messages)

1.
Tommorrow can be too Late From: Pradeep Sharma
2.
Aur Tum Saamne Aaa Jaao From: Pradeep Sharma
3.
I MISSING U ALL From: NarSingh
4.
good morning.......................Have a Fabulous Day! From: ~~***ABB@SI***~~
5.
Buying A Laptop? some tips From: pankaj pyare
6.
kya baat hai From: waseem saifi
7.
OOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Old But Gold ) From: Mahesh Popat
8.
Ye Pyar mein Kyu Hota Hai... From: muneeb@interwoodmobel.com
9.
How To Change Your Attitude...!!!!! From: NARESHVAKHARIA
10.
BHOOL HAMARI MAAF BHI KARDO From: Vinay Malhotra
11.
How to be safe from credit card fraud. Tips taken to Safeguard your From: Hassan Ali
12a.
Re: Zindagi Se Bas Yehi Gila Hain From: AKASH ARORA
12b.
Zindagi Se Bas Yehi Gila Hain From: Rachna Sehrawad
13.
Blind love_Nice Story From: Vicky
14.
realy good pictres From: Vinay Malhotra
15.
Kisko kare pyar hum From: Vinay Malhotra
16.
Muskurati aankhon me kya aanshu nahi hote From: Vinay Malhotra
17.
Jab hamne pyar karna chaha to, From: Vinay Malhotra
18.
Rulana Har Kisi Ko Aata From: Vinay Malhotra
19a.
Suvichar From: pawan kataria
19b.
Suvichar From: Shiv@nsh
20.
Shayrie From: Pradeep Sharma
21.
Moving the pointer without a mouse..! From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~
22.
good morning................. SOME PROMISES R From: ~~***ABB@SI***~~
23.
SOME THOUGHTS  FOR FRIENDS From: PANKAJ
24.
The Game of Feeling From: Pradeep Sharma
25.
INTRESTING BEAUTIFUL SMS... SHAYARI...................... From: sunny chouhan

Messages

1.

Tommorrow can be too Late

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Thu Apr 1, 2010 8:15 am (PDT)



If you're mad with someone , and nobody's there to fix the situation... You fix it .
Maybe today, that person still wants to be your friend . And if u don't,
Tomorrow can be too late .

If you're in love with somebody, but that person doesn't know... tell her/him.
Maybe today, that person is also in love with you .
And if you don't say it,
tomorrow can be too late .

If you really want to kiss somebody... kiss her/him.
Maybe that person wants a kiss from you, too . And if you don't kiss her/him today,
tomorrow can be too late .

If you still love a person that you think has forgetten you... tell her/him.
Maybe that person have always loved you. And if you don't tell her/him today ,
tomorrow can be too late.

If you need a hug of a friend... ask her/him for it.
Maybe they need it more than you do. And if you don't ask for it today,
tomorrow can be too late.

If you really have friends who you appreciate.. . tell them.
Maybe they appreciate you as well. That if you don't and they leave or go far away today , tomorrow can be too late.

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2.

Aur Tum Saamne Aaa Jaao

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Thu Apr 1, 2010 8:17 am (PDT)





Aur Tum Saamne Aaa Jaao

Sochti baithi hoon ….
Kaash aisa ho
Tanha chandni raat ho
Aur Tum Saamne Aaa jaao

Khwaab dekhti hoon....
Mehfil ho….Koi naam le tumhara
Aur Tum Saamne Aaa Jaao
Mehsoos Karti Hoon.....
Ye barfili chaadarein
Ye khushboo hawaaon mein
Jab tumhaare chehre se ye guzarkar
Tumhari khushboo liye mere chehre pe samaaye
Aaankh khule Aur Tum Saamne Aaa Jaao
Jhumti hoon
Baarish mein bheeghkar
Bundon ki tap tap Bijli se seham kar
Aur Tum Saamne Aaa Jaao

Jee rahi hoon Umeed liye ….
Par jab bulaawa aaye
Ek saans baaki ho
Aur Tum Saamne Aaa Jaao

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3.

I MISSING U ALL

Posted by: "NarSingh" narsingh_yadav786@yahoo.co.in   narsingh_yadav786

Thu Apr 1, 2010 8:23 am (PDT)



I LOVE YOU ALL MY DEAR FRIEND'S & I MISSING U SO MUCH AT THIS TIME BCOZ
M ALONE,,,N THIS WORLD I DON'T HVE ANY 'GIRLFRIEND'S & FRIEND'S WATEVER
IT IS THAT'S WHY U R MY EVERYTHING,PLS DON'T MIND ALL THESE THING OK BYE
GUDNIGHT TAKE CARE URSELF.PLS REPLY........

NARSINGH
9458252436

4.

good morning.......................Have a Fabulous Day!

Posted by: "~~***ABB@SI***~~" azainab_97@yahoo.com   azainab_97

Thu Apr 1, 2010 8:31 am (PDT)





 
 
Don't say you're not important,
It simply isn't true,
The fact that you were born,
Is proof, God has a plan for you.
The path may seem unclear right now,
But one day you will see,
That all that came before,
Was truly meant to be,
God wrote the book that is Life,
That's all you need to know.
Each day that you are living,
Was written long ago.
God only writes best sellers,
So be proud of who you are,
Your character is important,
In this book, you are the 'Star'…
 
Have a Fabulous Day!
 
 

   

           email :- azainab_97@yahoo.com

5.

Buying A Laptop? some tips

Posted by: "pankaj pyare" pankajsrivastava_sharp@yahoo.com   pankajsrivastava_sharp

Thu Apr 1, 2010 8:31 am (PDT)



Size Matters                                       

Size and weight are important considerations when buying a laptop. If you travel a lot, opt for a laptop that is light in weight. Weights of laptops range from one to four kg. While checking the weight, include everything you will carry along with the notebook, such as the power adaptor or any external drives.

See Your Screen

The size of the display screen directly affects the size, and in most cases, the weight, of the notebook. The larger the screen, the bulkier the notebook. A bulky notebook will be a problem to use in cramped locations such as in an airplane.

Power Struggle

Though performance is not the most important criterion while purchasing a notebook, make sure you get enough horsepower for the applications you use or plan to use. While 256 MB of RAM should suffice for most, power users should opt for at least 512 MB.

All Work And No Play?

If you want to play 3D games, or plan to use your laptop for some graphics-intensive applications, opt for a model that features good-quality graphics. Options available include Mobility Radeon 7500, 9700 and GeForce FX Go5200. These will give you better graphics as compared to commonly-used platforms.

Go Wirefree

Most notebooks today offer Wi-Fi capabilities. Check the Wi-Fi standard supported by the model you are considering for purchase. An 802.11 b/g device will give you higher data throughput as compared to 802.11b.

Upgrade

Check if the notebook is upgradeable at a later stage. Some options to look for when upgrading your laptop are the RAM, the CPU, and the hard drive. Are the upgrades something you can do yourself, or do they require visits to a service centre?

Build Quality Is Important

Since laptops are meant to be carried around, good build quality is essential. Opt for a notebook that has a rugged build quality that can withstand jerks and shocks. The optical drive tray, the screen hinges and latch, the panel on top of the keyboard, and the overall casing are good indicators of build quality.

Warranty Issues

Warranty is also an important consideration. Make sure you get a global warranty if you travel abroad frequently. Even if you don't, make sure the service centre is easily accessible in terms of location and distance so you can get any problems rectified quickly.

Optical Drives

Most notebooks these days come with a DVD/CD-RW combo drive by default. Make sure the notebook you plan to buy has a combo drive if not a DVDWriter. A combo drive will enable you to read DVDs as well as write CDs.

Optical Drive Location

Check for the location of the optical drive. An optical drive placed in the front may be a hindrance while working in cramped spaces, or when the notebook is placed on your lap.

Wider Is Better

Notebooks that come with wide screens offer a better movie-viewing experience. They are also useful while working with large spreadsheets. Also, look for decent quality integrated speakers if you want to enjoy movies and music on the move.

Hot Laps

Make sure the notebook you plan to buy does not get too hot after a while. A hot laptop on your lap may pose a serious health risk!

Storage

Most notebooks come with 40 GB hard drives. If this does not seem enough, see if you can get an upgrade to a larger capacity hard drive. The drive's rotational speed also impacts performance. While 4200 rpm drives are the most common, look for higher rpm hard drives for better performance.

Go Legal

When purchasing a laptop, make sure it comes with legal software. Some vendors may not provide you with legal copies of the software. Verify that the software that comes with your laptop is on an original CD, and has a software license or registration number.

Laptop Drivers

Check and make sure you get all the required drivers on a disk along with the laptop. A recovery disk is also preferable, and will come in handy in case of a system crash.

Connectivity Options

The available ports on a notebook will define the types and number of peripheral devices you can connect. Most notebooks come with 56K modems and at least 10/100 Ethernet integrated, so the notebook will have RJ11 and RJ45 ports for connecting a telephone cord and a network cord respectively. Typically, you should look for at least two USB ports, a parallel port to connect a printer, a VGA port for connecting a projector or an external monitor, and Audio Out and Mic In ports to connect speakers and a microphone respectively. PC card slots are also essential, and you should check the types of PC cards that are supported. An infrared port, if available, will let you connect compatible devices such as cell phones to your notebook, while a FireWire port lets you connect digital such devices as video cameras. Look for these ports if you feel you will require them even at a later stage. Additional ports such as S-video out are also welcome!

One-handed Operation

Some notebook models, especially those with larger screens, come with two latches that will require you to use both your hands to open the device. This may be inconvenient in some situations, for instance, when you are speaking on the phone. Look for a laptop that has a single latch.

Touch The Pad

Most notebooks these days feature touchpads. Make sure the laptop you plan to buy has one that is large and offers smooth and jerk-free control of the pointer. Some notebooks also provide pointing sticks as the pointing device. Go for one with which you are most comfortable.

Memory Card Reader

If you own a digital camera or any other device that uses a memory card (such as SD, MMC, CF or Memory Stick), it makes sense to purchase a notebook that has an inbuilt memory card reader. This way, you can transfer data to and from the card without the need to buy a separate memory card reader. Check whether the card reader in the notebook is compatible with the type of memory card you use.

Ease Of Use

Some notebooks feature scroll keys along with the touchpad keys to enable vertical and/or horizontal scrolling in large documents. Some also feature hotkeys for launching your favourite applications.

Additional Features

Additional features, including integrated Bluetooth, biometric security, keyboard light and integrated Web cams, are offered in some models. Since these extra features also affect the pricing of the laptop, opt for one that has the features you need.

Shortcuts To Success

Create shortcuts to your most commonly used applications, folders and files on the desktop. This way, you can access them quickly. If you like your desktop clutterfree, you can also create custom toolbars in Windows XP. To do this, right click on the Windows taskbar, go to 'Toolbars' and click on 'New Toolbar'. Next, choose the drive or folder you want to access using the toolbar. You can create different toolbars for different drives and folders. To remove a toolbar you added, right click on the Windows taskbar, go to 'Toolbars', and uncheck the toolbar. This is useful for sales executives who want easy access to presentations, proposals and other information on a day-today basis.

Boot Faster

To make your notebook boot faster, remove unwanted programs from startup. To do this, go to Start > Run, type "msconfig" and press [Enter]. Go to the Startup tab and uncheck any programs you do not need. Click on 'OK' and then click on 'Exit' without restarting. The unchecked programs will not run the next time you boot.

Clean Up The Junk

Uninstall any applications you do not use. Apart from saving on disk space, you will also prevent your notebook from slowing down.

Be Resourceful

Keep backups of the operating system, drivers and commonly used applications on a secondary partition so that you can do some re-installing on your own if you face some issues while travelling. Carry driver CDs and recovery disks with you.

Prevention Is Better Than Cure

Since a notebook may be connected to different networks, such as at a client's office, for example, it is essential you use a good anti-virus and firewall software. Update your virus definitions frequently. An anti-spyware program is recommended.

Don't Be A Jerk

Be careful while carrying the notebook. Do not subject it to any jerks and shocks. This will avoid damage to your hard drive and the precious data on it. Preferably, power the notebook off before moving it from one place to another.

Dusty Notebooks Don't Impress

Protect your laptop from dust. Clean your laptop regularly to prevent dust accumulation. Do not leave your notebook on the floor and make sure all vents are clean to enable good air flow.

Drinks And Laptops Don't Mix

Avoid having beverages while working on your laptop. Do not place any containers filled with hot or cold beverages near your notebook, to minimize chances of a spill.

Protect Your Laptop

Do not leave your notebook unattended in a car or in a client's office. Be careful when going to a restaurant or when using public transport.

Backup, Backup, Backup!

Keep backups of all your important files and emails in a safe location such as your desktop PC or an external drive. This way you still have your precious data even in case your notebook is stolen.

Power Surges

Use a surge protector with your laptop to protect it from power surges.

Condition Your Battery

A new battery needs to be conditioned—it must be fully charged and discharged a few times before it can use its full capacity.

Leave Power Management To The Pros

Use the notebook's power management features to improve battery life. You can set the device to switch off the LCD screen and hard drive after set intervals of time.

Screen Scream

The screen hogs a lot of battery power. To prolong battery life, dim the screen brightness when you are not connected to a power source.

Close Applications

Close any applications you are not using when on battery power. Running applications increase CPU utilisation, thus reducing battery life.

Disconnect

External peripherals and accessories such as external optical drives, PC cards and USB keyboard lights draw power from the notebook. Disconnect any such devices when not in use.

Suspend Your Notebook

Booting the notebook when it is not connected to a power source draws a lot of power from the battery. Instead of shutting down your laptop in the middle of a meeting, choose the suspend mode if you wish to use it again after a short period of time.

Entertainment Is Bad For Your Battery

Playing graphics intensive games, videos or music drains the battery quickly. Close any such applications when on battery to prolong battery life.

Carry Safe

A good carry case is essential for your notebook. There are a variety of options available. Choose one that fits your requirements and budget. Apart from being sturdy, you should opt for one that has a padded shoulder strap and has enough space to hold additional stuff such as the power adaptor, CDs, papers, external drives, mouse and cell phone. Some notebook bags also double-up as overnighters.

Get A Mouse

Users who do not find the notebook touchpad easy to use should opt for an external mouse. Though you can use a standard desktop mouse with your laptop, specially-designed notebook mice are available. These are smaller in size and easy to carry around. Some even come with retractable cords to reduce the jumble of wires you need to carry. You can also opt for a wireless mouse. Most of the newer ones use the USB interface, so make sure you have a free USB port on your notebook.

Go The Desktop Route

Those who use their notebooks as their primary computer may want to invest in an external keyboard, mouse and even a larger monitor. This will be the closest to the feel of a standard desktop.

Additional Connectivity

Some notebook models can be hooked up to compatible port replicators and docking stations. These devices allow for added functionality by providing additional ports and external drives.

Must-Have

A USB thumb drive is a useful little piece of hardware for transferring small amounts of data between computers. These come in handy in situations where, for instance, you would like to transfer a presentation or a sales proposal to your client's PC at his office. Some USB drives come with password protection option and provide a safe place to store confidential files. Instead of storing these files on the notebook hard drive, just carry them with you in the USB drive. You can work on hem directly once the drive is connected. This way, your confidential files do not find their way into the hands of crooks even if your notebook gets stolen.

More Power

An extra battery pack is a good investment if you plan to stay away from a power socket for long.

When In Rome...

Different countries have different types of power sockets. Accordingly, check and carry the appropriate type. If you are a global traveller, opt for a universal adaptor. It offers a variety of different plug types allowing you to connect your notebook power adaptor to power sockets almost anywhere in the world.

Stop Thief!

Invest in a Kensington lock to prevent your notebook from being stolen. A Kensington lock features a strong cord that can be looped around the leg of a table or chair and then locks onto a slot in the notebook, thus preventing anyone from walking away with the device. Some of the higher-end lock models also boast of motion sensors and emit high-pitched beeps if any motion is detected.

Enjoy The Trip

If you enjoy movies and music on the notebook and find the integrated speakers to be good enough, you may purchase external speakers specially designed for notebook users. These are extremely compact and easy to carry. Most draw power from the notebook or from their own set of batteries. These speakers may not offer the surround sound experience, but will definitely sound better than most integrated laptop speakers. However, if you like to watch a movie or listen to music while travelling in an airplane or a train, it makes sense to buy a decent set of headphones so as not to disturb your fellow travellers.

Store More

An external hard drive is a good option if you want to carry large files without stuffing your notebook's hard drive.

Charge Your Cell Phone From The Laptop

If you are a cell phone junkie and find that your cell phone battery is not able to give you enough juice, buy a USB charger for your phone. These are useful for people who stay on the road for the better part of the day and are not able to access a power socket to charge their cell phones. USB chargers are available for most commonly available cell phone brands and draw power from your notebook's USB port to charge the cell phone. However, this will also shorten your notebook battery life, so make sure your notebook battery is charged enough to see you through till the time you can connect it to a power socket again.

Increase The Number Of USB Ports

If you do not have enough USB ports on your laptop to connect all your devices, opt for a USB hub.

Light It Up

A keyboard light is a good buy for those who want to work on their notebooks without disturbing their neighbours in a longhaul flight or their spouses in the bedroom. The light clips on to the top of the notebook screen, draws power from the USB port, and illuminates the keyboard so that you can work in the dark.

Additional Stuff

A range of accessories including battery packs, Wi-Fi PC cards, USB to Wi-Fi adaptors, USB to Bluetooth adaptors, external optical drives and notebook coolers are available. Explore local dealers and online stores, and you are sure to find what you are looking for.

thanks & regards,
pankaj

 

6.

kya baat hai

Posted by: "waseem saifi" waseem_saifi12@yahoo.com   waseem_saifi12

Thu Apr 1, 2010 7:39 pm (PDT)



Kya Baat Hai
kitaabo ke panne palat ke sochte hain,
yu palat jaaye zindagi to kya baat hai.
tamanna jo poori ho khwabo me,
haqeeqat ban jaye to kya baat hai.
kuchh log matlab ke liye dhoondhte hain mujhe,
bin matlab ke koi aaye to kya baat hai.
Qatl karke to sab le jayenge dil mera,
koi lubha ke le jaye to kya baat hai.
jo sharifo ki sharaafat me na ho baat,
ek sharaabi kah jaye to kya baat hai.
zindagi rahne tak to khushi dunga sabko,
kisi ko meri maut pe khushi mil jaye to kya baat hai.

7.

OOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Old But Gold )

Posted by: "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com   mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Thu Apr 1, 2010 7:41 pm (PDT)





8.

Ye Pyar mein Kyu Hota Hai...

Posted by: "muneeb@interwoodmobel.com" muneebaslam21@yahoo.com   muneebaslam21

Thu Apr 1, 2010 7:46 pm (PDT)



 

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Subject:  Ye Pyar mein Kyu Hota Hai...
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Date: Thursday, March 25, 2010, 5:39 PM

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9.

How To Change Your Attitude...!!!!!

Posted by: "NARESHVAKHARIA" NARESHVAKHARIA@GMAIL.COM   nareshvakharia

Thu Apr 1, 2010 8:24 pm (PDT)



*How To Change Your Attitude...!!!!!*

*How To Change Your Attitude
Attitude
Changes happen personally
from the
INSIDE OUT!
Attitude
I am responsible . . .

. . . for who I am
. . . for what I have
. . . for what I do *

*YOUR SMILE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND._._._.MAKE IT SOME ONE ELSE'S TOO !
BE HAPPY,IT'S ONE WAY OF BEING WISE,
NARESH VAKHARIA*
10.

BHOOL HAMARI MAAF BHI KARDO

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Thu Apr 1, 2010 8:30 pm (PDT)



BHOOL HAMARI MAAF BHI KARDO
11.

How to be safe from credit card fraud. Tips taken to Safeguard your

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" hassanrazvi786@ymail.com   hassanrazvi786@ymail.com

Thu Apr 1, 2010 8:35 pm (PDT)




How to be safe from credit card fraud.
Tips taken to
Safeguard your Cards..

Credit
cards have made our lives easier in more ways than one.
But they also leave
us susceptible to frauds. Here's how to
protect yourself:

1. What
precautions should I take at the time of
making transactions in a shop
establishment ?

Before using the credit card, ensure that you have
signed
on the signature panel on the reverse of your card with a

non-erasable pen. Also ensure that the amount spent is within
the credit
limit sanctioned to you by the credit card company.

Always guard your
card, i.e., whenever you hand it over at the
billing counter, be present
while the card is being swiped.
Once the transaction is approved, a charge
slip will be generated.
Ensure that your name, date of transaction, card
number and,
most importantly, the amount billed are correct before signing

the charge slip.

You may also enter the amount in words. At certain
shop establishments,
you may be asked to sign on the bill in addition to the
charge slip.
You should ensure that the amount on the bill is the same as the
amount
on the charge slip.

You must always retain the charge slip
till the transaction is
reflected in your credit card statement.

Also
ensure that the amount in the statement matches with that of
the charge slip.
Any irregularities in your card account
should immediately be brought to the
notice of the bank.

Photographs: Reuters

Remember to
take back your credit card as soon as the
transaction is completed. Sign
only one charge slip per transaction.
If there is an error on the charge
slip, don't sign it and ensure
that the erroneous charge slip is destroyed in
your presence.

2. How should I avoid any damage to or misuse of the
card?
To prevent damage to the card, don't keep it in an area
having a
continuous magnetic field, for example, near a TV;
don't scratch or tamper
with the magnetic strip that contains
coded information for the security of
your card; don't bend
the card or keep two cards with their magnetic strips
facing
each other; and keep the card away from extreme heat and
direct
sunlight.

Never hand over your card to any stranger or share
its
details with anyone, not even to some one claiming to represent the

card-issuing bank or its associates.

Never reveal your PIN (personal
identification number) to anyone;
don't keep the card and the ATM PIN
together. Surrender the card only
to a designated official of the bank after
cutting it diagonally into
two pieces across the magnetic strip.

Keep
a record of your credit card numbers and telephone numbers for
reporting
lost or stolen cards.

Photographs: Reuters

To avoid
frauds in online transactions, the Reserve Bank of India (RBI)
has advised
banks to undertake the following risk mitigation for
online card
transactions:

1) A system of providing for additional
authentication/validation
based on information not visible on the cards for
all online
transactions; and

2) A system of 'online alerts' to the
cardholder for all transactions
of the value of Rs 5,000 and
above.

3)By taking certain precautions, users can prevent their

credit or debit card from being misused both online and offline:

4)
Do not provide photocopies of both the sides of the credit card
to anyone.
The card verification value (CVV) which is required
for online transactions
is printed on the reverse of the card.
Anyone can use the card for online
purchases if the information
is available with them. Do not click on links
in emails seeking
details of your account: they could be phishing emails
from
fraudsters. Most reputed companies will ask you to visit their

website directly;

5) While using a credit card for making payments
online,
check if the website is secure. The address bar will begin with
"https".
The CVV will also be required;

6)Do not give any information
to persons seeking credit card
information over the phone.

7) Notify
your bank/credit card issuer if you do not receive
the monthly credit card
statement on time. If a credit card is
misplaced or lost, get it cancelled
immediately.

Photographs: Reuters

3) Can a
credit card be issued without applying for the same?

Banks/NBFCs have
been advised that unsolicited cards should not
be issued. The written consent
of the applicant would be required
before issuing a credit card.

If
an unsolicited card is issued and activated, the card-issuing bank
shall not
only reverse the charges, but also pay a penalty to the
recipient amounting
to twice the value of the charges reversed.
Any loss arising out of misuse
of such unsolicited cards will be
the responsibility of the card issuing
bank/NBFC.

Photographs: Reuters

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12a.

Re: Zindagi Se Bas Yehi Gila Hain

Posted by: "AKASH ARORA" akasharora003@yahoo.co.in   akasharora003

Thu Apr 1, 2010 8:41 pm (PDT)



    thnx sharma i lke very much

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From: Pradeep Sharma <pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com>
To: Hindi_Jokes <Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com>
Cc: enjoythemasti <enjoythemasti@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Mon, 29 March, 2010 1:47:29 AM
Subject: [Hindi_Jokes] Zindagi Se Bas Yehi Gila Hain

 
Zindagi Se Bas Yehi Gila Hain

Zindagi Se Bas Yehi Gila Hain,

Khushi Ke Baadh, Kyu Gham Mila Hain,

Lena Hi Tha Karar To Bol Hi Deti,

Har Saas Zindagi Ke Naam Kar Deta   !!

Tumhe Mai Pyar Kahu Yaar Kahu Ya Jane Jana,

Naam Kuch Bhi Rahe Tamana Hai Tumse Mil Jana,

Jindagi Rukati Nahi Kisike Liye Chhod Apni Raahein,

Raah Pal Bhar Ko Badal Kar Meri Raahein Chamaka Jana !!

Dil To Uske Seene Mein Bhi Machalta Hoga

Husn Bhi So-So Rang Badalta Hoga

Uthti Hongi Jab Nigahein Uski

Khud "Khuda" Bhi Gir-Gir Ke Sambhalta Hoga !!

Patjhad Me Patte Jhad Jayenge

Sawan Baad Panchi Udd Jayenge

Jab Ji Chahe Yaad Karna Humko

Hum Kayaamat Ke Din Bhi Chale Aayenge !! 

Ajnbi Se Guftgu Kya Ki Kyamat Ho Gayi

Or Sare Sahar Me Ye Khabar Aam Ho Gayi

Ab Tumhare Bina ek pal Bhi  Karar Muskil Hai

Kyuki Dosti Ka Irada Tha Or Mohabbat Ho Gayi !!

Chand Utra Tha Humare Aangan Mein,

Yeh Sitaron Ko Gawara Na Hua

Hum Bhi Sitaron Se Kaise Gila Karte

Jab Chand Hi Humara Na Hua !! 

Jab Kisi Ke Sapne Kisi Ke Armaan Ban Jaye

Jab Kisi Ki Hasi Kisi Ki Muskan Ban Jaye

Bepanah Pyar Kehte Hain Use

Jab Kisi Ki Saanse Kisi Ki Jaan Ban Jaye !!

Tanhai Mein Fariyaad To Kar Sakte Hain

Viraane Ko Abaad To Kar Sakte Hain

Kya Kare Tumse Mil Nahin Sakte

Lekin Tumhein Yaad To Kar Sakte Hain !!

 Kuch Ansu Hote Hai Jo Behte Nahi

Log Apne Pyar Ke Bina Duniya Me Rehte Nahi

Usko Bhi Pyar Hai Humse Par Na Jane Kyon

Woh Humse Kehte Nahi  !!

Bana Bana Ke Tamanna Mitai Jati Hai

Tarah Tarah Se Wafaye Azmai Jati Hai

Usko Humse Mohabbt Nai to Phir Quo Juka

Juka Ke Nazare Milai Jati Hai   !!

Aap Jab Samne Se Gujar Jate Hai

Arman Dil Ke Ubar Jaate Hai

Dekh Kar Apki Pyari Surat Sahme

Hue Phool Bhi Nikhar Jate Hai !!

Jiyo Itna Ki Marna Mushkil Ho Jaye

Hasna Itna Ki Rona Mushkil Ho Jaye

Kisi Se Pyaar Karna Buri Baat To Nahi

Magar Pyaar Karna To  Itna Ki Bhulana Mushkil Ho Jaye !!

Na Tasveer Hai Uski Jo Didar Kiya Jaye,

Na Vo Hai Pass Jo Pyar Kiya Jaye

Ye Kaisa Dard Diya Hai Us Bedard Ne

Na Usse Kuch Kaha Jaye Na Us Bin Raha Jaye !! 

Love & Smile

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THnk

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12b.

Zindagi Se Bas Yehi Gila Hain

Posted by: "Rachna Sehrawad" sehrawadrachna@rocketmail.com   sehrawadrachna@rocketmail.com

Thu Apr 1, 2010 9:07 pm (PDT)



 HI friends
 
 
 
thanks for your sms and jokes

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13.

Blind love_Nice Story

Posted by: "Vicky" padale_vikas@yahoo.co.in   padale_vikas

Thu Apr 1, 2010 8:46 pm (PDT)





There was
a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. Shehated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always
there for her.. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see
the world, I will marry you.'

One day,
someone donated a pair of eyes to her.. When the bandages
came off, she was able to see everything, including her
boyfriend.

He asked
her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The
girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The
sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected
that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life
led her to refuse to marry him.

Her
boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her
saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before
they were yours, they were mine.'

This is
how the human brain often works when our status changes.
Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who
was always by their side in the most painful situations.

Life Is a
Gift

Today
before you say an unkind word - Think of someone who can't
speak.

Before
you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone
who's crying out to GOD for a companion.

Today
before you complain about life - Think of someone who went
too early to heaven.

Before
whining about the distance you drive Think of someone who
walks the same distance with their feet.

And when
you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the
unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your
job.

And when
depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on
your face and think: you're alive and still
around.

 
 
 

Regards,
Vikas Padale,
"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."
+919930687610.

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14.

realy good pictres

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Thu Apr 1, 2010 8:46 pm (PDT)




 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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15.

Kisko kare pyar hum

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Thu Apr 1, 2010 8:48 pm (PDT)



Kisko kare pyar hum koi bhi na sath deta hai hamara,
Jisko bhi chaha jan se bhi jyada vo hi dil tod gaya hamara.
Hamne to ki hai hamesha hi wafa usse lekin,
Na jane kyon vo sath na deta hai hamara.
Aarjoo thi uski zulfon me sone ki,
Hasrat thi usse aapna banana ki,
Fir kyon ghar jala kar gaya vo hamara.
Jab bhi chot lagi usko ham roye,
Na chahte hue bhi uski yado me ham khoye,
Fir kyon jinda taboot bana kar gaya vo hamara.
Uski ek muskurahat pe 100 khusi var di hamne,
Uski ek chahat pe kitno ko rula diya hamne,
Fir kyon har sukh chain le gaya vo hamara.
Ab aap pe hai ye dosto batana hame,
Uski tarah na aap bhi rulana hame,
Kisko kare pyar ham koi bhi sath na deta hai hamara
Kisko kare pyar hum

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16.

Muskurati aankhon me kya aanshu nahi hote

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Thu Apr 1, 2010 8:49 pm (PDT)



Muskurati aankhon me kya aanshu nahi hote,
Dil todne walon ke bhi kya dil nahi hote.
Tanha hi chalte the hum aur tanha hi rah gaye,
Kya mahfil me bhi kabhi log tanha nahi hote.
Jindagi gujar jati thi bahon me unki ese hi,
Har sukh milta tha zulfon me jinki ese hi,
Chhod gaye beech majhdhar me vo hame un hi,
Kyon kinare pahunchane wale log nahi hote.
Hamne to mohbbat ki thi hamesha unse,
Jindagi sath bitane ke vaade kiye the jinse,
Jab dukh milta hai kisi se bichhadane ka is tarah to,
Kyon khuda bhi hamare sath nahi hote.
Jab aanshu bahte the mere to,
Un motiyon ko bhi saja ke rakhte the vo.
Aaj to barsat ho rahi hai mere pas me,
Lekin is bheed me na jane kahan kho gaye vo.
Kyon tute dilon ko thamne wale log nahi hote.

Muskurati aankhon me kya aanshu nahi hote.

 

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17.

Jab hamne pyar karna chaha to,

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Thu Apr 1, 2010 8:51 pm (PDT)



Jab hamne pyar karna chaha to,
Unhone hamse nata tod liya.
Jab kabhi aayi yad hamein unki,
Unhone bhi na kahte hue munh mod liya.
Aakhir kabhi na aayegi yaad unhe hamari.
Sochkar hamne bhi umeed ka daman chod diya.
Tarsate rahe unki ek jhalak pane ko,
Aur apna har rashta dukhon ki aur mod liya.
Jab ehsas hua hamari sachchhi mohbbat ka unhe,
Tab tak hum us mukam pe the,
Jahan se laut kar aana hamare liye mushkil,
Aur hame pana unke liye namunkin tha.

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18.

Rulana Har Kisi Ko Aata

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Thu Apr 1, 2010 8:54 pm (PDT)




Rulana Har Kisi Ko Aata Hai,
Hasana Kisi Kisi Ko Aata Hai, 
Rula Ke Jo Mana Le Wo Sachha Yaar Hai
Aur Jo Rula Ke Khudh Bhi Aansu Bahaye 
Wo Tumhara Pyar Hai !!

Aaj Har Ek Pal Khoobsurat Hai 
Dil Me Mere Sirf Teri Surat Hai 
Kuch Bhi Kahe Ye Duniya Gham Nahi 
Duniya Se Jyada Mujhe Teri Zarurat Hai.

Bar Bar Chahe Dil Rota Hai 
Par Isme Bhi Chahat Ka Nasha Hota Hai
Jitna Chahe Bach Lo, Par Zindagi Mein 
Ek Bar Pyaar Jaroor Hota Hai !! 

Dard Me Koi Mausam Pyara Nahin Hota 
Dil Ho Pyasa To Pani Se Gujara Nahin Hota
Dekhe Zara Koi Bebsi Hamari,Hum Uske Ho 
Gaye Jo Hamara Nahin Hota !! 

Hum Ne Tanhai Me Zanzeer Se Baaten Ki Hai
Apni Soi Huwi Taqdeer Se Baate Ki Hai 
Tere Didar Ki Kya Tamanna Hogi 
Zindagi Bhar Teri Tasweer Se Baaten Ki Hai

Pyar Me Bewafai Mile To Gum Na Karna 
Apni Aankhe Kisi Ke Liye Num Na Karna 
Wo Chahe Laakh Nafrat Kare Tumse 
Par Tum Apna Pyar Kabhi Uske Liye Kam Na Karna

Aadat Hai Teri Yaad Aane Ki Ankhoko 
Teri Ek Zalak Pane Ki Hamari To 
Tamanna Hai Apko Pane Ki Par Shayad 
Aapki Aadat Hai Hame Tadpane Ki!!

Har Baat Ka Koi Jawab Nhi Hota, 
Har Ishq Ka Naam Khrab Nhi Hota, 
Yu To Zhoom Lete He Nashe Me Pine Wale,
Par Har Nashe Ka Naam Sharab Nhi Hota..

Kitna Haseen Phir Se Nazaara Bana Diya, 
Jaise Khuda Ne Tum Ko Doobaara Bana Diya, 
Aaya Tha Imtihaan Me Mazmoon Husn Par, 
Hum Ne Paper Par Chehra Tumhaara Bana Diya

Kya Gham He Kya Khushi Malum Nahi, 
Wo Apna Hai Ki Ajnabi Malum Nahi, 
Jiske Bina Ek Pal Nahi Guzarta, 
Kaise Guzregi Zindagi Malum Nahi

Pyaar Pe Bas To Nahi Hai Mera 
Lekin Fir Bhi Tu Mujhe Bata De Ki 
Tujhe Pyaar Karu Ki Na Tune Khud 
Apni Adao Se Jagaya Hai Jinhe Un 
Tamanao Ka Ijhar Karu Ki Na !! 

Dur Hi Sahi Kinara To Hai, 
Tim-Timata Hi Sahi Sitara To Hai,
Ho Jati Hai,Tumari Yaad Se Hi Tassali,
Tinka Hi Sahi Sahara To Hai !! 

You Mile Ke Mulakat Na Hosaki 
Suraj Duba Par Rat Hona Saki 
Meri Khamosh Nigahe Har Baat Keh Gai
Aur Usko Shikayat Hai Ki Bat Ho Na Saki..

Shayar: Unknown
Presented by Syed Hassan Ali
Group moderator
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19a.

Suvichar

Posted by: "pawan kataria" katariapawankumar@yahoo.co.in   katariapawankumar

Thu Apr 1, 2010 8:55 pm (PDT)



Suvichar
19b.

Suvichar

Posted by: "Shiv@nsh" shivansh9@gmail.com   shivansh9

Thu Apr 1, 2010 9:10 pm (PDT)



*SUVICHAR*
[image: 126.JPG]

*http://aajkasuvichar.blogspot.com*
20.

Shayrie

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Thu Apr 1, 2010 9:05 pm (PDT)





 
 
   sheesha hawa ke jhonke se
                 girkar bikhar gaya
   lagta hai aj koi yaar purana
                           gujar gayaa
   jo shakhs haadson ke drane
                          se dar gayaa
   wo jindagi ko jeene se pehle
                         hi mar gayaa
   mai dhundti hu apne muqadar
                                ko dosto
   awaaj de k mujhko wo jane
                         kidhar gayaa
   jinke bagair lamha bhi nahi
                          thaa gujrtaa
   dekhe huye bh unko zamana
                           gujar gayaa
 
KOI DOST NAYA YAA PURANA NAHI HOTA
ZINDGI KAA HAR PAL SUHANA NAHI HOTA
JUDA HONA TAU KISMAT KI BAAT HAI DOST
PER ZUDAI KA MTLAB BHULANA NAHI HOTA

Geet ki zarurat mahfil me hoti hai
Pyaar ki zarorat dil me hoti hai.
Bin aap jaise dosto ke adhuri hai ye zindgi
Kyonki dosto ki zarurat har pal me hoti hai.
 
 

Log kehte hai ki itni Dosti mat karo,
Ki dost Dil per sawar ho jaye..
Hum kehte hai - Dosti itni karo ,
Ke Dusman ko bhi Tumse Pyar ho jaye.....!!!
 

DosTo !

Kisi Ko Pyaar Etna Do Ke

Hadd Na Rahe

Magar Usko Aitbaar Bhi Etna DiLana

Kabhi Koyi Shaq Na Rahe

Wafa Etni Karna Ke

Bewafayi Hi Naa Ho

Aur KhuDa Se Dua Bas Ye Karna

Kabhi Zudayi Naa Ho !

 

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21.

Moving the pointer without a mouse..!

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Thu Apr 1, 2010 9:06 pm (PDT)



Moving the pointer without a mouse..!

Ever thought that you could move your mouse pointer without your mouse..? No, not really, isn't it..? But, it's possible..!

Here is how:

1.Press Left Alt + Left Shift + Num Lock Button and click OK in the dialogue box that appears.

2.In your Taskbar, a mouse-like icon will appear. Double click it and under "Mouse" tab, make sure that the "Use Mouse Keys" is checked.

3.Also ensure that the Num Lock is ON (ie. the light must glow).

2.Now with the help of Numeric Keypad e.g ( Press and Hold the following Keys )

7 8 9

4 6

1 2 3

For normal click, press 5

Interesting, isn't it? You can also change settings under the "Mouse" tab in "Accessibility Options", by clicking on Settings

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22.

good morning................. SOME PROMISES R

Posted by: "~~***ABB@SI***~~" azainab_97@yahoo.com   azainab_97

Thu Apr 1, 2010 9:08 pm (PDT)





Some promises R
alwaysUNBROKEN.
Some memories R
alwaysUNWRITEN.
FEEL THE MAGIC OF
True relation and u'll know that real feelings R
alwaysUNSPOKEN


email :- azainab_97@yahoo.com

23.

SOME THOUGHTS  FOR FRIENDS

Posted by: "PANKAJ" mr_pankaj1987@yahoo.co.in   mr_pankaj1987

Thu Apr 1, 2010 9:08 pm (PDT)




SOME THOUGHTS FOR FRIENDS

*********************************************************

Life is a XXX

Yesterday is a Xperience

Today is a Xperiment

Tomorow is a Xpectation

Use ur Xperience

In ur Xperiment

2 Achieve ur Xpectation

*********************************************************

i nevr regret d chance

i gav myself 2 kwn u.

Coz now u're a part of me

dat i'l chersh til d end.

im hapy havng knwn u,

hope u fell d same way 2

**************************************************

"Love is always open arms.

If you close your arms about love

you will find that you are left

holding only yourself."

**********************************************************

Only eyes speak the truth,

neither the Mirror nor the Lips..

The person who Loves u,

can see the Pain in ur eyes,

While everyone else still believe in ur smile

**********************************************************

COLLECTION BY PANKAJ

Mr_pankaj1987@yahoo.co.in <mailto:Mr_pankaj1987@yahoo.co.in>

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24.

The Game of Feeling

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Thu Apr 1, 2010 9:08 pm (PDT)





The Game

Let me tell you about a game I play
Where I close my eyes and fade away

I float away to a special place
Beyond the stars and moon and space

In this special place you see
There are only two people - just you and me

In this place, all is right
Nothing but love, and we never fight

In this place, there is no sadness
No cells, no courts, none of that madness

No rules to follow, no laws to break
No bars to hold us or separate

No one to tell us we can't kiss or touch
I don't just tell you "I love you" - I show you how much

But eventually the game must end
My eyes must open, and reality sets in

But someday soon - I'm not sure when
I will close my eyes and play my game again

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25.

INTRESTING BEAUTIFUL SMS... SHAYARI......................

Posted by: "sunny chouhan" sunny30409@ymail.com   sunny30409@ymail.com

Thu Apr 1, 2010 9:10 pm (PDT)





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