Saturday, April 17, 2010

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2588

Messages In This Digest (22 Messages)

1.
Dry Shampoo - the solution for those occasions when you can't wash From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~
2.
My Time's UP? From: Shamina Bhanpurawala
3.
``` interesting IPL facts :: as on 12-04-10 ``` From: ~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~
4.
Teri Dosti Teri Wafa Hi Kafi Hai From: Pravesh Singh
5.
The Banana Test Only 4 You From: mamgain ashish
6.
Indian Zoo Zoo From: (**Sachin**)
7.
A Smile From: (:-)Rakesh-->A Good Friend:-)
8.
Muskurati Ankhon Main... From: (:-)Rakesh-->A Good Friend:-)
9.
Hmari Dosti Ke Sare Ehsaas Le Lo From: Pravesh Singh
10.
Indians are Indians From: sanskriti patel
11.
52 Ways To Perfect HEALTH... From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~
12.
Sania Mirza married Pakistani cricketer From: Nandakumar Nair
13.
Lunch In Arizona From: Mahesh Popat
14.
``` IT life :: its interesting ``` From: ~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~
15.
``` kaTrina kaif at ipl 2o1o ``` From: ~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~
16.
``` she is cUte ``` From: ~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~
17.
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 326 TO 330 From: nehashah20f
18.
life............... From: ~~***ABB@S***~~
19.
KAL RAAT USKI YAADON NE.................. From: sunny chouhan
20.
INFOSYS in Kuwait From: Solo Cool
21.
Count me in !!! From: Mahesh Popat
22.
``` wet mOnday :: an annual event in ukrain ``` From: ~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~

Messages

1.

Dry Shampoo - the solution for those occasions when you can't wash

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:21 am (PDT)




Dry Shampoo - the solution for those occasions when you can't wash:
 
Dry shampoo removes grease and dirt from your hair when you are unable to wet it. Some people like to use dry shampoos when they are camping and fresh water is hard to find. Dry shampoos are also a helpful alternative for the bedridden of for cleaning wigs and hairpieces. Those of you who have tried them know that using a dry shampoo can be a bit messy. Make sure you are standing on a towel or leaning over a sink when applying one indoors.
 

Instant Dry Shampoo
These rub-in, brush-out cleaners can be utilized to remove surface soil, oil, and odor during illness or for any-time waterless freshening.

Almond meal, bran, cornmeal, oatmeal, sawdust, or talc. can be sprinkled through the hair, massaged in for 5 minutes, then brushed out. Mixing a tablespoon of baking soda with any of these substances aids odor control. Place your favorite dried flowers or herbs or essential oils on top of the mix for scent.
Borax, dissolved in alcohol and rubbed into well-brushed hair, then removed with a towel is a hundred-year- old solution.
Egg white, beaten to a stiff meringue, rubbed into the hair and scalp and allowed to dry before being brushed out, is used for bedridden patients in European hospitals.
Witch hazel, or an antiseptic mouthwash, applied to the scalp and thoroughly brushed out, relieves "itchiness" and removed surface contaminants. For blondes, 3-percent hydrogen peroxide will serve the same purpose and lighten hair roots.

Did You Know?
Hair washing with water and shampoo only became popular in the early 1900s due to the increase in air pollution from factories and other industries.  Modern plumbing added to the overall popularity of daily hair washing with water and soap.  
For many centuries prior hair was only washed when absolutely necessary and was avoided like the plague.  During the Middle Ages washing the hair with water was detested and considered an actual health hazard.  It is rumored that in the 18th century men and women actually carried antiseptic fluids on their person to help kills any bugs that might fall from their pest infested scalps.   
Missing one or even two days of wet hair washing with warm water and your favorite shampoo is definitely safe when compared to ancient standards for hair care.

 

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2.

My Time's UP?

Posted by: "Shamina Bhanpurawala" sbhanpurawala@yahoo.com   sbhanpurawala

Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:23 am (PDT)





My
Time's UP?

A
54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken tothe
hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death
experience.

Seeing
God she asked "Is my time up?"

God
said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and8
days to live."

Upon
recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She
even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her
teeth!

Since
she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make
the most of it.
After
her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While
crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving
in front of God, she demanded,
"I
thought you said
I had another 43 years.
Why
didn't you pull me fromout
of the path of the ambulance?"

(You'll love this)

God
replied:

"I
didn't recognize you!"


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3.

``` interesting IPL facts :: as on 12-04-10 ```

Posted by: "~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~" zzshashizz@yahoo.com   zzshashizz

Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:38 am (PDT)




 

1 The number of bowlers, among those who've bowled at least 20 overs, with an economy rate of less than six. Anil Kumble is the only one.
1 The number of sixes Sachin Tendulkar has struck in IPL 3. Despite that, he has scored 314 runs at a strike rate of 140.
2 The number of batsmen who've scored more than 1000 runs in all IPL matches. Raina leads with 1093, while Gilchrist has 1081.
5 The most ducks by a batsman in all IPL matches. Piyush Chawla and Shane Warne share this record.
13 The number of sixes given by Rajasthan Royals in the first six overs in IPL 2010 (in all matches so far), the highest in this tournament so far.
15 The number of sixes hit by Deccan Chargers in the first six overs in IPL 2010 (in all matches so far), the highest by any team.
26 Number of fours conceded by Albie Morkel, the most by any bowler in IPL 2010.
47 The number of fours Sachin Tendulkar has struck in IPL 3. It is the most by a batsman in the tournament thus far.
61 The number of sixes for Gilchrist in all IPL games. Yusuf Pathan and Suresh Raina are the only others with more than 50.
79 The number of extras conceded by Mumbai Indians, the most by a team this IPL.
99 The number of dot balls bowled by Muttiah Muralitharan in IPL 3, the most by a bowler yet.
155 The highest partnership for any wicket in all IPL games. Adam Gilchrist and VVS Laxman scored these for the first wicket for Deccan Chargers.

4.

Teri Dosti Teri Wafa Hi Kafi Hai

Posted by: "Pravesh Singh" pravesh_singh07@yahoo.com   pravesh_singh07

Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:44 am (PDT)



Teri Dosti Teri Wafa Hi Kafi HaiTamam Umr Ye Asra Hi Kafi HaiJab Bhi Waqt Mile 1 Sms Ya Phone Kar DenaKhushiyo Ke Vaste Ye Hi Kafi Hai !!    Dosti Mujhe Aisi Nibhana KiDekhne Vale Bhi Dang Rah
JayenKhuda Bhi Aake Tumse Poochhe KiKya Hum Bhi Tumhare Dost Ban Jaye !! Aksar Jab Hum Aapko Yaad Karte HainApne Rab Se Yehi Fariyad Karte HainUmar Hamari Bhi Lag Jaye AapkoKyonki Hum Dosto Ko Khud Se Zyada Pyaar Karte Hain !!          Talash Karo Koi Tumhe Mil JaigaLekin Hamari Tarah Tumhe Kaun Chahe GaDekhne Wala To Tumhe Koi Aur Bhi Mil JaigaLekin Hamari Aankhen Kahan Se Laaiga !!  Dil Ki Baat Dil Main Chupa Leti HaiWo  Mujhko Dekh Muskra Leti HaiWo Mujhse To Sub Puch Leti HaiPer Hamari He Baat Humse Chupa Leti Hai Wo !!  Sapna Dehku Tho Tumse MilAnhkian Band Karu Tho Tumhe Saamne Paon Kaisi Deewangi Hai Tere Chahat Ke Harwaqt Tumhe He Milna Chaon !! Tujhe Bina Dekhe Teri Tasveer Bana Sakta HoonTujse Bina Mile Tera Haal Bata Sakta HoonAe Teri Meri Dosti Me Itna
DumApni Ankh Ka Ansu Teri Ankh Se Gira Sakta Hoon !!
Mohabbat Wafa Ke Siwa Kuch NahiDuniya Gum Ke Siwa Kuch NahiUske Paas Humare
Siwa Sab Kuch HaiPar Humare Pass Uske Siwa Kuch Bhi Nahi !! Ish Dil Ki Hai Ek 'Condition'Jisme Nahi Hai Kisi ko 'Permisson'Sirf Aap Jaise
Dosto Ka Hai"Addmisson"Aur Wo Bhi Bina Donession !! Apna Banakar Bhula Raha Hai KoiKhwab Dikha Kar Sula Raha Hai Koimit Jayenge Bin tere HumYe Jante Hai phir Bhi Paas Bulakar Dur ja Raha Hai Koi !! Hum Na Rahenge Fasane Na RahengePhir Yaad Aane Ke Zamane Na RahengeTum Yaad To Karoge Hume Magar Paas Bulane Ke Bahane Na Rahenge !! Jab Rat Ko Yaad Uski Aati HaiSitaron Me Uski Tasvir Nazar Aati HaiKhojti Hai Nigahe Us Pyare Shaks KoYaad Mein Jiski Subah Ho Jati Hai !! Sweet Raho Cadubary Ki
TarahFresh Raho Close-Up Ki TarahTension Free Raho Child Ki TarahLekin Hamare Saath Raho Best Friend Ki Tarah !!
Love & Smile
Pravesh
Singh

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5.

The Banana Test Only 4 You

Posted by: "mamgain ashish" ashishmamgain_bhs@yahoo.co.in   ashishmamgain_bhs

Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:50 am (PDT)






There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

A Lion , A Chimp, A Giraffe ,
.....AND...

A Squirrel



They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . ..
Try and answer within 30 seconds. Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

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If your answer is:

Lion = you'redull.
Chimpanzee = you're dense.
Giraffe = you're a complete moron.
Squirrel = you're hopeless.










A COCONUT TREEDOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.



Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax



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"Ashish Mamgain"
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6.

Indian Zoo Zoo

Posted by: "(**Sachin**)" sachin_rathi19@yahoo.co.in   sachin_rathi19

Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:57 am (PDT)





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7.

A Smile

Posted by: "(:-)Rakesh-->A Good Friend:-)" rrrrrakesh@gmail.com   rrrrrakesh

Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:59 am (PDT)



A Smile
 
 
 
A Smile Costs Nothing, But Gives Much-
It Takes But A Moment, But The Memory Of It Usually Lasts Forever.
None Are So Rich That Can Get Along Without It-
And None Are So Poor But That Can Be Made Rich By It.

It Enriches Those Who Receive, Without Making Poor Those Who Give-
It Creates Sunshine In The Home,
Fosters Good Will In Business,
And Is The Best Antidote For Trouble-
And Yet It Cannot Be Begged, Borrowed, Or Stolen, For It Is Of No Value
Unless It Is Given Away.

Some People Are Too Busy To Give You A Smile-
Give Them One Of Yours-
For The Good Lord Knows That No One Needs A Smile So Badly
As He Or She Who Has No More Smiles Left To Give.
 
 
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8.

Muskurati Ankhon Main...

Posted by: "(:-)Rakesh-->A Good Friend:-)" rrrrrakesh@gmail.com   rrrrrakesh

Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:01 pm (PDT)



 
 
Muskurati Ankhon Main Aa Jate Hain Ansu
Dard Dil Ka Byan Kar Jatae Hain Aansu

Bojh Jab Dil Par Haad Sae Bad Jaaye
Us Bojh Ko Halka Kar Jaatae Hain Aansu

In Aansoon Ki Fitrat Ko Kisne Pehchani Hai
Khushi Ho Ya Gum Chalak Aate Hain Aansu

Apse Bichada To Socha Na Rounga Kabhi
Par Yaad Apki Aatae Hi Aa Jaatae Hain Aansu.
 
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9.

Hmari Dosti Ke Sare Ehsaas Le Lo

Posted by: "Pravesh Singh" pravesh_singh07@yahoo.com   pravesh_singh07

Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:07 pm (PDT)



Hmari Dosti Ke Sare Ehsaas Le Lo
Dil S Pyar Ke Sare Jazbaat Le Lo
Nahi Chodenge Toofan Mai Bhi Sath
Tumhara Iss Dosti Ke Hazaro Imtihan Lelo !!         
 
Mujhe Tujh Par Vishvas Hai
Tu Dur Hokar Bhi Mere Paas Hai
Kuch Der Pahle Maut Aayi Or Chali Bhi Gayi
Boli Tere Dost Ki Dua Jo Tere Sath Hai         !!       
 
Kuch Kehte Hain Dosti Pyar Hai
Kuch Kehte Hai Dosti Zindagi Hai
Hum Kehte Hai Dosti Sirf "Dosti" Hai
 Jisse Badkar Na Pyar Hai Na Zindagi !!                
 
Waqt Ke Lamhe Parinde Bankar Udd Jayenge
Par Yaadon Ke Nishan Chhod Jayenge
Dost Bante Hai Aur Bante Jayenge
Par Aapsa Dost Hum Kaha Se Payenge !!               
 
Fikr Itni Hai Us Khuda Ko Tumhari
Usne Bhej Di Tumhare Liye Duniya Sari
1 Aasu Bhi Na Ane Denge Ae Dost Teri Ankho Me
Us Khuda Se Jyada Fikr Hume Hai Tumhari !!                
 
Khubiya Itni To Nahi Hum Me Ki Tumhe Kabi Yaad Aayenge
Par Itna To Etbar Hai Hume Khud Par Aap Hume Kabhi Bhul Nhi Payenge
Chahkar Bhi Juda Na Reh Sakoge Ruth Ker Bhi Khafa Na Reh Sakoge
 Hum Dosti Hi Kuch Is Tarah Karenge Ki Aap Hamare Bina 1pal Na Ji Sakoge !!
 
Pyar Pasand Se, Khusi Har Ek Se,
Rishtey Apno Se, Mohabbat Jeevan Sathi Se,
Ishq Aashiq Se, Magar Dosti.,? 'Dilse'.,
Jo Humne Ki Hai 'Aapse !!        
 
Sabhi Ko Sab Kuch Nahi Milta
Nadi Ki Lehar Ko Sahil Nahi Milta
Ye Dilwalo Ki Dunia He Dost Kisi Se
Dil Nahi To Koi Dil Se Nahi Milta        !!      
 
Din Hai To Raat Bhi Hogi
Hote Ho Kyon Udas Kabhi Kabhi Baat Bhi Hogi
 Itne Pyar Se Dosti Ki Hai
 Khuda Ki Kasam Zindagi Rahi To Mulakat Bhi Hogi !!
 
Khuda Par Bharosa Hai To Khuda Tere Sath Hai
Apno Pe Bharosa Hai To Dua Tere Sath Hai
Zindagi Se Kabhi Mat Harna Mere Dost
 Jabtak Ham Tere Sath Hai !!            
 
Judai Apki Rulati Rahegi Yaad Apki Aati Rahegi
Pal Pal Jaan Jati Rahegi Jab Tak Jism Mein Hai Jaan
Har Saans Ye Rishta Nibhati Rahegi !!                  
 
Hum To Dosti Ke Saudagar Hain
Dil Ka Sauda Sacha Kar Jayenge
Agar Honge Aap Hamari Dosti Ke Kharidar
 To Dosti Ki Kasam Hum Muft Me Hi Bik Jayenge !!         
 
Humari Zindagi Hain Doston Ki Amanat
Rakhna Mere Khuda Tu Usko Salamat
Dena Use Khushiyan Tu Sare Jahan Ki
Ban Jaye Tarif Wo Har 1 Zuban Ki      !!
         
Dil Sapno Se Houseful Hai
Pure Honge Ye Doubtful Hai
Is Duniya Me Har Cheez Wonderful Hai
Par Zindagi Aap Jaise Dosto Se Colourful Hai!                
 
Dosti Is Something That No1 Can Hate
Dosti Is A Passion We Can Never Rate
Dosti Can Happen Anytime Early Or Late
Dosti Is Only Medicine,Without Expiary Date !!               
 
Dosti Hoti Nahi Bhool Jane Ke Liye
Dost Hote Nahi Bichhad Jane Ke Liye
Dosti Karke Khush Rahoge Itna
Kiwaqt Nahi Milega Aansu Bahane K Liye !! 
 
Sone Ke Kitne Bhi Tukde Ker Lo
Uski Kimat Kam Nhi Hoti Waise
Hi Aapse Kitne Bhi Dur Rehne
Se Aapki Aehmiyat Kam Nhi Hoti !!
 
Hum Hawa Ke Jhonke Hain Guzar Jayenge
Khamoshi Se Tumhare Dil Me Utar Jayenge
Pake Tumhari Dosti Ye Hua Ehsas Dost
Tumse Bichhad Kar Hum Reh Na Payenge  !!
 
Yaari Imtihan Nahi Pyaar Mangta Hai
Nazar Aur Kuch Nahi Yaar Ka Didar Mangta Hai
Zindgi Apne Lie To Kuch Nahi
Lekin Aapke Lie Dua Hazar Mangte Hai !!
 
 
Kisi Khushnasib Ki Takdir Hain Aap
Khwabo Ki Sachi Tasvir Hai Aap
Aur Kya Kahe Aap Ki Shan Me
Mere Hathon Me Dosti Ki Lakeer Hain Aap !!
 
Zindagi Me Kabi To Yaad Karoge
Mehfil Me Nhi To Tanhai Me Yad Karoge
Hum Sa Na Mila Hai Na Milega
Parakh Ke Dekhlo Kismat Pe Naz Karoge !!   
 
Ye Dosti Chiraag Hai Ise Jalaye Rakhana
Ye Dosti Gul Hai Ise Khilaye Rakhna
Hum Rahe Na Rahe Iss Jahan May
Bas Humari Yaad Dilme Basaye Rakhna !!

Love & Smile
Pravesh Singh

10.

Indians are Indians

Posted by: "sanskriti patel" sanskriti_patel@yahoo.com   sanskriti_patel

Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:19 pm (PDT)





Indian are Indians
 
 
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Indian were drinking at a bar, discussing what they had done the previous evening.
 
 
The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with  the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream nonstop for five minutes." 
 
 
The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight." 
 
 
The Indian says: "That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over  her body with Amul butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, then  made love and I made her scream for two long hours." 
 
 
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours, phenomenal!"
 
What did you do to make her scream for two hours?? 
 
 Indian: I wiped my hands on the curtains.
 

sanskriti

11.

52 Ways To Perfect HEALTH...

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:21 pm (PDT)




52 Ways To Perfect Health
 
 

1.       Drink eight glasses of water a day.
2.       Include two vegetables and one fruit in every meal.
3.       Begin each meal with a raw vegetable salad.
4.       Make a light snack of assorted sprouts.
5.       Start the day with a glass of warm water and a dash of lime.
6.       Use only fresh vegetables.
7.       Once a week have only fresh fruits until noon, make lunch the first meal of the day.
8.       Eat only freshly cooked meals, not refrigerated leftovers.
9.       Include one green vegetable and one yellow vegetable in every meal.
10.   Go on a juice fasta for a day. Start with vegetable juice, and sip fruit for lunch and dinner.
11.   Kick the old coffee habit. Have a glass of fresh fruit juice instead.
12.   Cut out all deep-fried foods from your diet.
13.   Cut down on high sugar products like soft drinks, ice-cream, candy and cookies in your diet.
14.   Never skip a meal, even if you are on a diet. Eat a fresh fruit or have vegetable juice instead.
15.   Avoid beverages like soda, coffee, colas and so on.
16.   Include high fibre foods plenty of fruits, vegetables and grains in planning your diet.
17.   Use salt in moderation
18.   Wash vegetables throughly in clean water before chopping.
19.   Stream or boil vegetables (rather than fry or saute.
20.   Retain peels of potato, cucumber, carrot and tomato while cooking.
21.   Do take a moment off to mentally list out the nutritional value of the food you are about to eat.
22.   Dont rush through your meals. Set aside enough time to appreciate, enjoy and digest your food.
23.   Make every meal an enjoyable experience. Set dishes out attractively and chew slowly to appreciate the full flavour of the foods you eat.
24.   Choose to be radiantly healthy. Keep yourself informed about the nutritive value of every food you buy.
25.   Shop for groceries yourself. Notice the look, feel and smell of fresh fruit and vegetables and enjoy their intrinsic goodness.
26.   Watch out for eating habits paired with emotional states, like reaching for a chocolate when youâۉ„¢re depressed. Resist the urge and eat fruit instead.
27.   Eat popcorn (rather than chips) while watching a movie.
28.   Sit at the table at meal times. Dont read the paper or review bills while eating.
29.   Make it a point to have dinner with the entire family at the table, and not in front of the TV.
30.   Eat just to the point of the fullness. Dont stuff yourself!
31.   Stop smoking.
32.   Restrict alcohol consumption.
33.   Get a good night sleep, every night.
34.   Enrol today in an exercise programme.
35.   Take a brisk, 20 minute invigorating walk each morning.
36.   Spend 10 minutes every morning and evening doing basic stretches.
37.   Do not use elevators when you can climb the stairs.
38.   Enrol in a TM programme today.
39.   Focus on your breathing. Take a deep breath, then exhale slowly. Repeat a couple of times a day.
40.   Learn to relax. Spend 20 minutes consciously relaxing each muscle of your body.
41.   Spend 20 minutes a day in silent meditation, prayer or contemplation.
42.   Learn the healing power of laughter. Watch a crazy movie, recall a joke or read a funny book and laugh out loud.
43.   Tap the powers of your sub-conscious. Relax your body for 20 minutes and project the Perfect You on your mind screen.
44.   Balance your lifestyle. Devote equal time each week to work and fun.
45.   Join kids in a sports activity and rediscover the joys of childhood.
46.   Do keep in touch with friends. Call up or visit them and be at peace with the world.
47.   Enrol in an activity (like dancing, swimming or roller skating…) you never indulged in because you were afraid of âہ"what people might say.
48.   Forgive someone who you think has done you wrong and cleanse your spirit of rancour.
49.   Do a nice turn to someone you dont know too well, but who could do with a friend.
50.   Spend a quiet half-hour chatting with your family.
51.   Listen to soothing music for 15 minutes at least each day.
52.   Read a great book once a week.

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12.

Sania Mirza married Pakistani cricketer

Posted by: "Nandakumar Nair" nandkmr_2005@rediffmail.com   nksnairluv2007

Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:23 pm (PDT)



 
aarey aarey yeh kya huwaaah???
 

Indian tennis star Sania Mirza married Pakistani cricketer Shoaib Malik at a hotel. Take a take a look at their wedding photos.  
         

( Nandakumar )

Have a Nice Day.
13.

Lunch In Arizona

Posted by: "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com   mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:54 pm (PDT)

14.

``` IT life :: its interesting ```

Posted by: "~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~" zzshashizz@yahoo.com   zzshashizz

Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:55 pm (PDT)

15.

``` kaTrina kaif at ipl 2o1o ```

Posted by: "~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~" zzshashizz@yahoo.com   zzshashizz

Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:08 pm (PDT)




16.

``` she is cUte ```

Posted by: "~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~" zzshashizz@yahoo.com   zzshashizz

Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:10 pm (PDT)





17.

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 326 TO 330

Posted by: "nehashah20f" nehashah20f@yahoo.com   nehashah20f

Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:23 pm (PDT)



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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
nehashah20f@gmail.com <mailto:nehashah20f@gmail.com>

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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 327
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 327

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 328Friends now my sms are also available at
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Please send your comments here.

Neha Shah <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> NEHA KE NYARE
NYARE SMS - 328 <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
nehashah20f@gmail.com <mailto:nehashah20f@gmail.com>

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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 329

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 329
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

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http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
nehashah20f@gmail.com <mailto:nehashah20f@gmail.com>

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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 330 [Photobucket]
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 330
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

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Aasmaan tumse naaraj hai, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

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*****************************

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
nehashah20f@gmail.com <mailto:nehashah20f@gmail.com>

18.

life...............

Posted by: "~~***ABB@S***~~" azainab_97@yahoo.com   azainab_97

Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:24 pm (PDT)

19.

KAL RAAT USKI YAADON NE..................

Posted by: "sunny chouhan" sunny30409@ymail.com   sunny30409@ymail.com

Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:24 pm (PDT)





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20.

INFOSYS in Kuwait

Posted by: "Solo Cool" solo4ucool@yahoo.in   solo4ucool

Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:27 pm (PDT)

21.

Count me in !!!

Posted by: "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com   mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:27 pm (PDT)





22.

``` wet mOnday :: an annual event in ukrain ```

Posted by: "~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~" zzshashizz@yahoo.com   zzshashizz

Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:28 pm (PDT)



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