Tuesday, April 20, 2010

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2591

Messages In This Digest (8 Messages)

1.
Cute Rose From: VIK
2.
You know what I think??? From: mamgain ashish
3.
...Jurm Hai From: (:-)Rakesh-->A Good Friend:-)
4.
Hasdeyan nainan noon ..(PUNJABI) From: jimmi
5.
FILL IN THE BLANKS From: gupta rajesh
6.
This Saree is costlier than a Ferrari From: Srinivas Nayak
7.
What to Want in a Man From: Srinivas Nayak
8.
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE HINDI SMS - 331 From: nehashah20f

Messages

1.

Cute Rose

Posted by: "VIK" muskanmy_love143@yahoo.co.in   muskanmy_love143

Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:45 am (PDT)




vikramaditya rana

 

--
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--
vikram rana

2.

You know what I think???

Posted by: "mamgain ashish" ashishmamgain_bhs@yahoo.co.in   ashishmamgain_bhs

Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:18 am (PDT)






Fred and Mary get
married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's
house for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny,
Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of
the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, 'No'.

Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I
think?'

His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!
Just go to school.'

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his
mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'

She replies,
'No.'

Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies,
'Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school
.'

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and
Mary up yet?'

His mom says, 'No.'

He asks, 'Do you
know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you
think?'

He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for some
lubricating lotion or cold cream and I think...

I gave him
Fevicol.'

"Ashish Mamgain"

3.

...Jurm Hai

Posted by: "(:-)Rakesh-->A Good Friend:-)" rrrrrakesh@gmail.com   rrrrrakesh

Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:23 am (PDT)





Zindagi Teri Adaa Jurm Hai
Bebasi Jurm Hai Hauslaa Jurm Hai
Zindagi Teri Ek-Ek Adaa Jurm Hai

Ae Sanam Tere Baare Mein Kuch Sochkar
Apne Baare Mein Kuch Sochna Jurm Hai

Yaad Rakhna Tujhe Mera Ek Jurm Thaa
Bhool Jaana Tujhe Doosra Jurm Hai

Kya Sitam Hai Ke Tere Haseen Shehar Mein
Har Taraf Gaur Se Dekhnaa Jurm Hai

Bebasi Jurm Hai Hauslaa Jurm Hai
Zindagi Teri Ek-Ek Adaa Jurm Hai

 
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4.

Hasdeyan nainan noon ..(PUNJABI)

Posted by: "jimmi" jimmi_malik1@yahoo.com   jimmi_malik1

Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:46 am (PDT)



Hasdeyan nainan noon rona de geya vekho ki dil da parohna de geya akhan
ich jagraate hontan te hawan eh tuhfa piyar da sanoon sohna de geya maut
vi nahein aavndi joona vi hoiya oakha eh kessa rogg assanon joon joga de
geya laare lappe laake assanon rah ich chad ke hath assade udeekaan da
khedona de geya hath kar geya assade naal oh hass hassa ke haase khoh ke
asaanon umran da rona de geya
5.

FILL IN THE BLANKS

Posted by: "gupta rajesh" guptarajesh903@yahoo.com   guptarajesh903

Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:46 am (PDT)



FILL IN THE BLANKS WITH "HAAN" OR "NAHI"......
 
1.-   ______, MAIN INSAAN NAHI HU.
 
2.- _______, MAIN HI BEWAKUF HU.
 
3.- _______, MERA KOI ILAAZ NAHI HAI.
 
4.- _______, MAIN PAGAL HI HU.
 
            GIVE ANSWER...........

6.

This Saree is costlier than a Ferrari

Posted by: "Srinivas Nayak" svab_friends@yahoo.com   svab_friends

Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:55 am (PDT)



 
Srinivas Nayak Group
 

 
What A Saree!!

Silk Sari

How often have you come across a Rs. 40 lakh ($100,000)silk saree? Chennai Silks, a textile unit has come up with one of its kind and it is seeking an unmistakable entry into the Guinness Book of World Records for being the most unique and expensive saree.

The exceptionally stunning saree is meticulously woven with 12 precious stones and metals to depict 11 of Raja Ravi Verma's popular paintings. Explicitly projected is 'Lady Musicians', one of the painter's very famous works that displays women belonging to diverse cultural backgrounds.

Besides, the border of the saree pictures 10 other paintings of the artist that pays tribute to 20th century artist.

The best part of the saree being that the women in the paintings are intricately hand-woven and beautified with jewels of gold, diamond, platinum, silver, ruby, emerald, yellow sapphire, sapphire, cat's eye, topaz, pearl and corals.

Already in the Limca Book of Records, this 40 lakh saree will be the first silk saree that required the use of 7,440 jacquard hooks and 66,794 cards during the weaving process. Moreover, a group of consummate workers took nearly 4,680 hours.

7.

What to Want in a Man

Posted by: "Srinivas Nayak" svab_friends@yahoo.com   svab_friends

Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:04 pm (PDT)



 
Srinivas Nayak Group
 
 

Good one!
What  I Want In A Man!     Original  List
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring  listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8.. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises

What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age  32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds  chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice  dinner
4. Listens more than  talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a  good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers  birthdays and anniversaries

What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age  42)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't  drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out  occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers  punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the  furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not  to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat  down
10. Shaves most  weekends

What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age  52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears  trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or  scratch in public
3. Doesn't  borrow money too often
4. Doesn't  nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many  times
6. Is in good enough shape  to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh  underwear
8. Appreciates a good  TV dinner
9. Remembers your name  on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age  62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly  when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough  shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age  72)
1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

Send  this to the women whowill enjoy reading it and  to the men who can handle it!

8.

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE HINDI SMS - 331

Posted by: "nehashah20f" nehashah20f@yahoo.com   nehashah20f

Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:59 pm (PDT)



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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 338
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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 340
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 340
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