Friday, April 23, 2010

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2594

Messages In This Digest (9 Messages)

1.
Nice Advertisement From: Pankaj Sharma
2.
wo din bhi kya hassin the jab ham tum dono karib the From: Loveever
3.
**You can make a difference in your world** From: Loveever
4.
ITS NOW HOW From: Pradeep Sharma
5.
HAAR JATA HOON ! From: Pradeep Sharma
6.
(no subject) From: SatenderK
7.
Shutdown XP Faster.. From: ~* ~ RajesH ~*~
8.
How to Increase Internet Speed From: ~* ~ RajesH ~*~
9.
One Liners From: Loveever

Messages

1.

Nice Advertisement

Posted by: "Pankaj Sharma" pankaj.pkj6@gmail.com

Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:54 am (PDT)



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"You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you"
2.

wo din bhi kya hassin the jab ham tum dono karib the

Posted by: "Loveever" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:58 am (PDT)





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wo
din bhi kya hassin the jab ham tum dono karib the

hazaaron
kheel uthi kalian jab tere mere dil karib the

 

jahan
ka dar na ruswai ka na dar tha khudase koi

wo
kesa ishq ka junuon tha wo kesa mera habib tha

 

ajib
wo zindgi thi ajib thi wo ladaiyan

gadhi
bhar me
wo ruthna do pal me wo manna

 

wo
kesa bachpan tha  wo bachpan ka
piyar tha

wo
kesa chulbula yar tha wo kesa mera piyar tha

 

wo
yad ate hei din mujhe wo jo mera phla piyar tha na wo

piyar he na wo bach pana hai yaddyi abto ye khyal tha

wo
kesa mera  piyar tha wo kesa mera yar tha

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3.

**You can make a difference in your world**

Posted by: "Loveever" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:37 am (PDT)





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Words To
Live By
 
 
 
It's not
how much you accomplish in life

that really counts,

but how much you give to other.
 
It's not
how high you build your dreams

that makes a difference,

but how high your faith can climb.
 
It's not
how many goals you reach,

but how many lives you touch.
 
It's not
who you know that matters,

but who you are inside.
 
Believe in
the impossible,

hold tight to the incredible,

and live each day to its fullest potential.

You can make a difference

in your world.
 
 

  

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shaiprajapati@loveever.org

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Loveever_Groups

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4.

ITS NOW HOW

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:47 am (PDT)





It's not how much you accomplish in life
that really counts,
but how much you give to other. 

It's not how high you build your dreams
that makes a difference,
but how high your faith can climb.

It's not how many goals you reach,
but how many lives you touch.

It's not who you know that matters,
but who you are inside.

Believe in the impossible,
hold tight to the incredible,
and live each day to its fullest potential. 

You can make a differencein your world. 

5.

HAAR JATA HOON !

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:49 am (PDT)



HAAR JATA HOON !

Kisi Se Piyar Karta Hoon To" Hamesha Haar Jata Hoon
Main Jitni Baar Karta Hoon Hamesha Haar Jata Hoon,

Kabhi Sham Se Pehle Kisi Jana Ki Aankhon Se
Yeh Ankhein Chaar Karta Hoon Hamesha Haar Jata Hoon,

Kabhi Kisi Mehfil mein Wafa Ki Guftugu Par Main
Jab Takraar Karta Hoon Hamesha Haar Jata Hoon,

Nigahon Mein  Doosron Se Bazi Jeet Jata Hoon
Toh" Jab Izhaar Karta Hoon Hamesha Haar Jata Hoon,

Keh" Shayed Is Dafa Koi Mujhe Apna Bana Le Ga
Hamesha Pyiar Karta Hoon Hamesha Haar Jata Hoon
!

6.

(no subject)

Posted by: "SatenderK" satenderh_kumar@yahoo.com   satenderh_kumar

Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:49 am (PDT)





7.

Shutdown XP Faster..

Posted by: "~* ~ RajesH ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:09 am (PDT)



Shutdown XP Faster

 
Like previous versions of windows, it takes long time to restart or shutdown windows XP when the "Exit Windows" sound is enabled. To solve this problem you must disable this useless sound.
Click Start button.
Go to settings > Control Panel > Sound, Speech and Audio devices > Sounds and Audio Devices > Sounds.
Then under program events and windows menu click on "Exit Windows" sub-menu and highlight it. Now from sounds you can select, choose "none" and then click Apply and OK.
Now you should see some improvements when shutting down your system.

8.

How to Increase Internet Speed

Posted by: "~* ~ RajesH ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:19 am (PDT)



Microsoft by default reserves 20% of your bandwidth for QOS or Quality of Service usage like Windows update.  Well I don’t usually use Windows Update on a daily basis and I don’t think a majority of users do, so why reserve a bandwidth for it? 
To remove this limit, open up the Run interface then enter “gpedit.msc”:
 

 

 
This opens the group policy editor window. Under the Local Computer Policy choose Computer Configuration > Administrative Templates > Network > QOS Packet Scheduler > Limit Reservable Bandwidth. My screenshot below should guide you if you get lost on the navigation tree:
 

 
This will open the Limit reservable bandwidth window and you will see that by default it is not configured.
 

 
So why would you change a limit if it is not configured anyway?  Well you can see the reason if you click the explain tab:
 

…By default, the Packet Scheduler limits the system to 20 percent of the bandwidth of a connection, but you can use this setting to override the default.
Now that we know that limit is indeed 20% by default, go back to the Setting tab then choose enabled > then put a zero value on the limit then click OK:
 

this should add 20% to your bandwidth by removing this limit.

9.

One Liners

Posted by: "Loveever" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:22 am (PDT)




Shailesh Prajapati

http://www.loveever.org
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Loveever_Groups

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[1]
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while

driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and

the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but
they

wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've

purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you

cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the
habit of resting
before you get

tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll

take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees

with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always

with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than

doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he
still

ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address

books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done
it

for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk

because they have to say something

[21] They
call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom

gets to speak!

[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality

just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like

asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has

it.

[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has

it!

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