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1.: How To Fight Bad Foot Odor...? From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~

2.: 10 Watches More Expensive Than A FERRARI.... From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~

3.: Beauty Myths....... From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~

4.: Facebook - chat friends From: Roselyn Dcruz

5.: I am proud to have u as my Friend. From: �Ever Smile J �

6.: Acrobatic Space Shuttle From: Deepak Punjabi

7.: SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-6 TO 10 From: suhani

8.: NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 316 TO 320 From: neha s

9.: Ab in masum ladkion ko kaun bataye From: sunny chouhan

10.: Iss dasht ke sehra ko samundar kar dy From: chayan jain

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1.: How To Fight Bad Foot Odor...?

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com verygood101

Fri Apr 9, 2010 8:19 am (PDT)

How To Fight Bad Foot Odor...?

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More than half of men (and their wives and lady friends) complain about foot odor. Yes, some people have difficulty with fungus or bacteria production, but usually, people just don't wash them well enough, reasoning that "I'm standing in the shower, with soapy water running over my feet, that's good enough." Clearly not.With all the nooks and crannies, you simply don't get rid of odor-causing bacteria - and that is what causes odor. You brush your teeth every day ��⒠�� wash your feet.Most of you don't need special deodorizers or powders. Here are a few simple steps.
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Instructions
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Step 1 - First, scrubem in the shower, tops and bottoms, with a bath brush preferably, a washcloth at least. You can try a deodorant soap, but the trick is to get rid of the odor-causing bacteria.
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Step 2 - Spend time on each foot, getting in between toes, hitting every surface. The rule of thumb for washing bacteria off hands is to wash for 30 seconds, or two verses of "Happy Birthday." Use three verses for your feet.
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Step 3 - Wear cotton, silk or wool socks, as much as possible.. Synthetics don't breathe, and promote moisture and bacteria.
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Step 4 - Put a dash of baby powder, or talcum, or maybe Gold Bond powder in your shoes when you take them off. The powder absorbs the moisture from the days wear, and from your feet the next time you wear them.
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Step 5 - Lastly, if you still get odor ��⒠�� use a simple spray deodorant. Spray deodorant works by inhibiting bacteria growth in your armpits, it will do the same for your feet. The specialized foot deodorants arent usually necessary.
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You ll be surprised and delighted how well this works.

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2.: 10 Watches More Expensive Than A FERRARI....

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com verygood101

Fri Apr 9, 2010 8:20 am (PDT)

10 Watches More Expensive Than A Ferrari

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Let��⒠��s be realistic here, the economy is in the crapper and your 401k looks about as arousing as you do after a cold shower. What��⒠��s a Burgundy drinking, ��⒠��stache rocking, web surfing Internet denizen like you to do? Diversify your skill set by ogling watches you��⒠��ll never be able to afford and learning what makes them tick.
Most of these watches are more complicated than college calculus and have more history than you could learn in a lifetime. You might even need an engineering degree and an instructional tome to figure out how they work.�� Regardless, all these watches (for one reason or another) are ridiculously cool and absurdly expensive. Sell the Ferrari, liquidate the stocks, and pick up one of these bad-ass timekeeping devices.

The Patek Caliber 89 - $5,120,000
Buying this watch would require selling 3.5 Bugatti Veyrons, which happens to be 70% of the total number they sold in 2005. The closest most of us will ever get to a Veyron is drooling over it on Top Gear. It��⒠��s all about perspective here people.�� Three Veyrons. Say it out loud ��⒠�� Three. Veyrons.�� So what makes this watch worth $5.12mil?�� For starters, it is the most complicated watch on the planet with 33 complications. Essentially, it requires a degree in mechanical engineering to understand, but suffice it to say it has everything but the kitchen sink. It also took more time to design than you spent in college (including those extra years ��⒠��studying��⒠�� chemistry).

Split Seconds Patek Philippe Reference 1436 By Tiffany & Co. ��⒠�� $214,000
It��⒠��s emblazoned with the Tiffany & Co. name, so you know it��⒠��s gonna be expensive.�� Compared to the rest of the watches on this list though, it��⒠��s actually pretty cheap. Well, you know, if two-hundred grand can ever be considered cheap. You��⒠��re getting the Patek and the Tiffany names, what else could you want? The ability to time two events that start simultaneously but end at different times ��⒠�� you didn��⒠��t think those fancy blue hands were just for show did you?

Patek Philippe Ref 5016P ��⒠�� $762,000
Rounding out the Patek trinity is the Ref 5016P (The P stands for platinum, duh). This watch is the second most complicated wristwatch (the first one was a pocket watch so it doesn��⒠��t count) that Patek has produced. The problem with watches of this caliber the need for adjustments, but Patek has an app for that. If you keep this moon-phase, perpetual calendar, retrograde behemoth running continuously it won��⒠��t need adjusting until 2100.�� That��⒠��s something your children��⒠��s children��⒠��s children will most certainly appreciate.

The Breguet Marie Antoinette ��⒠�� $XX,000,000
This watch was originally designed by Breguet himself and has more pieces (823) than an iPhone.�� It��⒠��s self winding, has a minute repeater, perpetual calendar, equation of time, jumping hour, power reserve indicator, and a bimetallic thermometer ��⒠�� everything but MMS messaging.�� It took forty-four years for the original to be constructed and Breguet and Marie Antoinette both died before it was completed.�� Ultimately, the original watch disappeared, never to be seen again. When Swatch acquired Breguet, an Indiana Jones style quest for the watch began.�� When they came up short they reproduced the watch using only the images of the original. Breguet has received offers in the eight digit range, but still refuse to sell.

Jaeger-LeCoultre Gyrotourbillon 1 ��⒠�� $400,000
This watch is clearly complicated, but it has a feature some of the others don��⒠��t, a tourbillon. What��⒠��s a tourbillon? A wrist-mounted anti-gravity device.�� Tourbillons (in the most basic terms) prevent gravity from adversely affecting accuracy. Normal tourbillons only rock one-axis anti-gravity, this tourbillon rocks two.�� No word yet on when the third and fourth axis will be integrated.

Rolex Submariner ��⒠�� $234,000
At some point in time, everyone has held, worn, or owned a Rolex Submariner.�� This one is special because it was held, worn, and owned by the one and only Steve McQueen. That��⒠��s right, the ��⒠��King of Cool��⒠�� owned this particular submersible, self-winding, stainless steel oyster bracelet Rolex. You��⒠��re getting time, Rolex, and bona fide badassery.

Vacheron Tour de l��⒠��Ile ��⒠�� $1,250,000
Vacheron is the oldest watch manufacturer still in existence since its inception in 1755.�� 250+ years of history allows them to make watches that eclipse most others.�� The Tour de l��⒠��Ile has tourbillon, two faces, and more complications and parts than even the Breguet Marie Antoinette (hopefully without the beheading) making it the most complicated serial wrist watch ever made. It��⒠��s worth JUST shy of a Veyron��⒠� unless you buy used.

AP Royal Oak Grande Complication ��⒠�� $560,000
Audemars Piquet (that��⒠��s where the AP comes from obviously) does it again with the Royal Oak Grande Complication. The Grande Complication is another watch that has a perpetual calendar accurate until long after you will no longer be alive.�� It has a lot of the same complications as the other watches (minute repeater, split seconds chronograph, aforementioned perpetual calendar) but presents them in a way that doesn��⒠��t require a thousand page instruction manual just to read. Real men don��⒠��t use instruction manuals.

Richard Mille Tourbillon ��⒠�� $525,000
Look at it. It looks like a Rube Goldberg machine had sex with the Gugenheim and the offspring was skeletonized.�� Quite a few of these watches have modern elements, but none of them have the modern design that this watch does.�� Made of aluminum, titanium, and awesome it would be the perfect compliment for the new clear hood you just put on the Ferrari.

Ulysse Nardin Triplejack Minute Repeater ��⒠�� $340,000
It may be crazy, but this watch seems like holds some deep, dark, historical secret that only Nicolas Cage can uncover.�� But that may just be the three Jacks ��⒠��hammering the bells to separate the quarters from the minutes.��⒠�� Sure, it��⒠��s more expensive than a Ferrari, but something about this watch just seems a lot less complicated. Since when did you just want to tell time with your watch?
This is the point in the movie after the credits roll where you get that wicked cameo that��⒠��s sole purpose is to say thanks to an underappreciated celebrity. In this case, the star is none other than Ben Clymer of

In case you haven��⒠��t heard of Hodinkee (for shame!), it��⒠��s a daily collection of the most interesting and rare watches around the world. Think Cool Material specifically geared towards vintage and interesting time pieces.

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3.: Beauty Myths.......

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com verygood101

Fri Apr 9, 2010 8:25 am (PDT)

Beauty Myths : That Deserve to Die
We are all so-called experts on skin care. After all, great aunt Mary Ellen��⒠��s best friend��⒠��s mother swore by smearing globs and globs of Vaseline on her face each and every night. And her skin was weathered like a piece of leather perfect, so it must be true. Come close and let me share a secret. Would you believe me if I told you that not everything you hear or read is true? (Which might lead one to argue that that statement could therefore be false, which would negate this entire post ��⒠� ouch I think I just pulled a muscle in my brain.)

Here are some common myths and what I found out about each.

Myth: Preparation H Reduces Eye Puffiness
Yeah okay. No. In fact, using Preparation H around the eyes can cause dry and inflamed skin. Therefore, you��⒠��ll just end up with dry, inflamed, greasy eyes. You��⒠��re better off just saving it for your nether region.

Myth: Your Skin Pores Open and Close
A pore is not a door or window��⒠��they can not open and close. However, if something is built up in the pore (ie. dead skin cells) the pores can appear enlarged. Go ahead and exfoliate in order to remove that gunk stuff.

Myth: Cucumber Reduces Eye Puffiness
The cucumber itself does not reduce puffiness. But consider this, have you ever heard of someone being referred to as hot as a cucumber? No, it��⒠��s cool as a cucumber. Cucumbers are able to stay cold for long periods of time outside of a refrigerator. That cold is what actually reduces puffiness (it causes blood vessels around our eyes to contract, thereby reducing swelling). That being said, you could lay a dirty sock over your eyes and it could help. As long as it is cold.

Myth: Soap Is Bad for Your Skin
When soaps contained lye and animal fat, this was true. But newer soaps are less harsh and have good stuff like moisturizers.

Myth: Vaseline on Your Face Every Night Will Prevent Wrinkles?
Petroleum can make wrinkles less apparent by softening lines, but it can��⒠��t prevent aging.
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Myth: Never Pluck a Gray Hair; Ten More Will Grow in Its Place
Answer me this: If you grow some carrots and pull them up out of the ground, will a bunch more pop up in its place? It��⒠��s just not possible.

Myth: Alcohol-Free Is Better
Not all alcohols are drying alcohols. There are also fatty-alcohols. Fatty = emollient. Emollient = softer skin. (Examples of fatty alcohols would be cetyl-alcohol, benzyl-alcohol and oleyl-alcohol.)��

Myth: Cutting Your Hair and Eyelashes Once a Week Will Make Them Grow Longer
We��⒠��ll believe just about anything, won��⒠��t we? Try this one out and you��⒠��ll just end up bald.

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4.: Facebook - chat friends

Posted by: "Roselyn Dcruz" dcruzroselyn@yahoo.co.in dcruzroselyn

Fri Apr 9, 2010 9:58 am (PDT)

A MUST READ !!!

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FACEBOOK,MSN,CHAT,MYSPACE:A Must Read��for All

EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ ALL OF THIS and HAVE CHILDREN READ IT TOO.

After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and get on-line. She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked her Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message:

ByAngel213:
Hi I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was following me home today. It was really weird!

GoTo123:
LOL You watch too much TV.. Why would someone be following you?
Don't you live in a safe neighborhood?

ByAngel213:
Of course I do. LOL I guess it was my imagination cuz' I didn't see anybody when I looked out.

GoTo123:
Unless you gave your name out on-line. You haven't done that have you?

ByAngel213:
Of course not. I'm not stupid you know.

GoTo123:
Did you have a softball game after school today?

ByAngel213:
Yes and we won!!

GoTo123:
That's great! Who did you play?

ByAngel213:
We played the Hornets. LOL. Their uniforms are so gross! They look like bees. LOL

GoTo123:
What is your team called?

ByAngel213:
We are the Canton Cats. We have tiger paws on our uniforms. They are really cool.

GoTo1 23:
Did you pitch?

ByAngel213:
No I play second base. I got to go. My homework has to be done before my parents get home. I don't want them mad at me. Bye!

GoTo123:
Catch you later.. Bye

Meanwhile... ....GoTo123 went to the member menu and began to search for her profile. When it came up, he highlighted it and printed it out. He took out a pen and began to write down what he knew about Angel so far.

Her name: Shannon
Birthday: Jan. 3, 1985
Age: 13
State where she lived: North Carolina

Hobbies: softball, chorus, skating and going to the mall. Besides this information, he knew she lived in Canton because she had just told him. He knew she stayed by herself until 6:30 p.m. every afternoon until her parents came home from work. He knew she played softball on Thursday afternoons on the school team, and the team was named the Canton Cats. Her favorite number 7 was printed on her jersey. He knew she was in the eighth grade at the Canton Junior High School. She had told him all this in the conversations they had on- line. He had enough information to find her now.

Shannon didn't tell her parents about the incident on the way home from the ballpark that day. She didn't want them to make a scene and stop her from walking home from the softball games. Parents were always overreacting and hers were the worst. It made her wish she was not an only child. Maybe if she had brothers and sisters, her parents wouldn't be so overprotective.

By Thursday, Shannon had forgotten about the footsteps following her.

Her game was in full swing when suddenly she felt someone staring at her. It was then that the memory came back. She glanced up from her second base position to see a man watching her closely.

He was leaning against the fence behind first base and he smiled when she looked at him.. He didn't look scary and she quickly dismissed the sudden fear she had felt.

After the game, he sat on a bleacher while she talked to the coach. She noticed his smile once again as she walked past him. He nodded and she smiled back. He noticed her name on the back of her shirt. He knew he had found her.

Quietly, he walked a safe distance behind her. It was only a few blocks to Shannon 's home, and once he saw where she lived he quickly returned to the park to get his car.

Now he had to wait. He decided to get a bite to eat until the time came to go to Shannon 's house. He drove to a fast food restaurant and sat there until time to make his move.

Shannon was in her room later that evening when she heard voices in the living room.

"Shannon, come here," her father called. He sounded upset and she couldn't imagine why. She went into the room to see the man from the ballpark sitting on the sofa.

"Sit down," her father began, "this man has just told us a most interesting story about you."

Shannon sat back. How could he tell her parents anything? She had never seen him before today!

"Do you know who I am, Shannon ?" the man asked.

"No," Shannon answered.

"I am a police officer and your online friend, GoTo123."

Shannon was stunned. "That's impossible! GoTo is a kid my age! He's 14. And he lives in Michigan !"

The man smiled. "I know I told you all that, but it wasn't true. You see, Shannon, there are people on-line who pretend to be kids; I was one of them. But while others do it to injure kids and hurt them, I belong to a group of parents who do it to protect kids from predators. I came here to find you to teach you how dangerous it is to talk to people on-line. You told me enough about yourself to make it easy for me to find you. You named the school you went to, the name of your ball team and the position you played. The number and name on your jersey just made finding you a breeze."

Shannon was stunned. "You mean you don't live in Michigan?"

He laughed. "No, I live in Raleigh. It made you feel safe to think I was so far away, didn't it?"

She nodded.

"I had a friend whose daughter was like you. Only she wasn't as lucky. The guy found her and murdered her while she was home alone. Kids are taught not to tell anyone when they are alone, yet they do it all the time on-line. The wrong people trick you into giving out information a little here and there on-line. Before you know it, you have told them enough for them to find you without even realizing you have done it. I hope you've learned a lesson from this and won't do it again.. Tell others about this so they will be safe too?"

"It's a promise!"

That night Shannon and her Dad and Mom all knelt down together and thanked God for protecting Shannon from what could have been a tragic situation..

*****NOW****
EVEN FORWARD THIS TO PEOPLE WITHOUT KIDS SO THEY CAN SEND IT TO FRIENDS THAT DO HAVE CHILDREN OR GRANDCHILDREN

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5.: I am proud to have u as my Friend.

Posted by: "�Ever Smile J �" aa_punnagai@yahoo.com aa_punnagai

Fri Apr 9, 2010 10:27 am (PDT)

Love
comes
in all sizes....

Your Friends will support you....

And respect your creativity for
thinking outside the box....

They'll be there when you need a

shoulder
to lean on....

Or a great big hug....

A true
friend
takes interest in understanding
what you're all about....

They see beyond the black and white
to
discover your true colors....

And accept you just the way you are...

Even
when you just wake up in the
morning

So make your own kind of music....

Follow your heart wherever it takes
you....

And when someone reaches out to you,
Don't
be afraid to love them back....

They may just be a friend for life....

Practice patience and tolerance... ..

Good
friends are hard to find, harder to
leave....

And impossible to forget!

I am proud to have u as my friend..

Share this
��with
��all your unforgettable friends today....

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6.: Acrobatic Space Shuttle

Posted by: "Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005@yahoo.com indigoblue2005

Fri Apr 9, 2010 10:38 am (PDT)

Space shuttle performs back flip to dock on to International Space Station

Daily Mail Reporter

The thought of parking even the smallest car in a tight space can often leave nervous drivers terrified.But
astronauts on the space shuttle Discovery took performing a three-point
turn to a whole new level yesterday when they performed a back flip
before docking the shuttle underneath the International Space Station
(ISS).Drivers skillfully
maneuvered the space vehicle into the best position to unload their
delivery onto the station when they arrived at 2.30am yesterday
morning.

The space shuttle Discovery pulls into position for the manoeuvre

1, 2, 3, turn! Discovery begins its unusual three point turn

Result: The shuttle ends up upside down, in the perfect position to dock onto the space station

After performing the tricky turn, astronauts
from Discovery used a robotic arm to lift a 13-ton
cargo carrier from the payload bay onto the space station.Half of container is taken up by science experiments and supplies, as well as a new bedroom and freezer.Nasa said the sleeping compartment may
be turned into a powder room, where space station residents can take
sponge baths in an enclosed space. At the moment astronauts run the
risk of drops of water floating away and getting into electronic
equipment when they clean up.In total the crew will unload and transfer 17,000 pounds of science racks and other supplies.

A shuttle crew member is seen waving (top
right) as the commander of the Discovery shuttle prepared to dock
without radar support

The
Italian-built cargo carrier - named Leonardo after Signor da Vinci -
will return to Earth filled with rubbish and old equipment.Then
it will be beefed up and flown back up in September as a permanent
storage unit for the space station. That will be the last shuttle
flight.
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Meanwhile the crew have been busy sending huge reams of data from the station to Mission Control.
The
files contain laser images of the space shuttle Discovery, which was
unable to send the information directly due to a broken antenna that was revealed when it reached orbit.

A close-up view of
one of the space shuttle Discovery's wings. Every shuttle is checked
for damage post-launch after the 2003 Columbia disaster

Nasa will study the pictures sent from
the ISS of Discovery's wings and nose cone. Ever since the 2003
Columbia tragedy, Nasa has checked each shuttle for any launch damage
to the heat shields following lift-off.The fault meant the Discovery crew also had to dock without the use of the normal radar tracking system.
The
shuttle commander Alan Poindexter used a video feed of the docking
hatches to line the shuttle up with the ISS. It was only the second
docking without radar assistance in 10 years.

Astronaut Soichi Noguchi captured the shuttle Discovery approaching the station during docking

The latest mission marks the achievement of having four women aboard the same spacecraft for the first time.Americans Dorothy Metcalf-Lindenburger and Stephanie Wilson and Japanese astronaut Naoko Yamazak, joined American Tracy Caldwell Dyson, who was launched aboard a
Soyuz rocket from Kazakhstan on Friday with two Russian male
astronauts.Three
spacewalks are planned over the coming days to replace a depleted
ammonia tank that is part of the space station's cooling system. The
first will take place on Friday.

Clayton Anderson (top) inspects the spacesuits in the Quest airlock. They will be used during three upcoming space walks

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7.: SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-6 TO 10

Posted by: "suhani" suhanisharma21f@gmail.com suhanisharma21f

Fri Apr 9, 2010 6:55 pm (PDT)

SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-6

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-6
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Yuvak- "Tumhara phone number kya hai?"
Yuvti- "Wah Telephone Directory me hai!"
Yuvak- "Achaa aur tumhara naam kya hai?"
Yuvti- "Wah bhi usi pustak me milega!"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Premika- "Dear, tum murgiyo ko garam paani
se kyu nehala rahe ho?"
Premi- "Taaki ye uble hue ande de!"
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Premika- "Tum jaise bhi ho, mere ho jao!"
Premi- "Mai itni jaldi kuch nahi keh sakta!"
Premika- "Mujhe abhi jawaab chahiye, kyuki yahi
sawaal mujhe auro se bhi karna hai!"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Yuvak- "Mai us ladki se shadi karunga,
jo acha khaana banana jaanti ho, saadgi
se rehti ho aur ghar ko savaar sakti ho!"
Yuvti- "Mere ghar aanaa! Ye saare gunn meri
naukrani me hai!"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-7

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-7
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Patni- "Kya dhund rahe ho?"
Pati- "Oh!, kuch nahi, kuch nahi!"
Patni- "Kuch nahi us botal me milega aapko,
jisme pehle sharaab hua karti thi!"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Santa- "Agar Ishwar ne sansaar ko banayaa hai
to wo hame darshan kyu nahi deta?"
Banta- "Shaayad isliye kyuki jis prakaar kaa
sansaar usne banayaa hai,
uski vajah se vo bechaara kisi ko muh dikhaane
ke kaabil nahi raha!"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Pita- "Munna, tum apni kakshaa me sabse peeche ho!"
Munna- "Nahi pitaji, mere peeche deewaar bhi hai!"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Santa- "Abe yaar, naali me badi durgandh
aati hai, finaail kyu nahi daalte?"
Banta- "Aapko kaise pata chala ki durgandh
aati hai?"
Santa- "Naak se!"
Banta (hanste hue)- "To aap apni naak me
finaail kyu nahi chidakvaa lete?"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-8

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-8
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Ek ladka apane lekhak se- "Yaar tumhari
kahaaniyo ke paathak kitne hai?"
Lekhak- "Kewal ek"
Ladka- "Vah kaun?"
Lekhak- "Mera Typist"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Ladka- "Is dukaan me agar kaam karna hai, to ek
baat hamesha yaad rakhna ki graahak hamesha sahi
bolta hai. Ab batao yah yuvti kya keh rahi thi?"
Naukar- "Vah keh rahi thi ki is dukaan ka maalik
gadha hai!"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Ladki- "Aap kaise saabit kar sakte ho ki
jaanwaro ki aankhe tej hoti hai?"
Ladka- "Maine aaj tak kisi bhi jaanwar
ko chashma lagaaye nahi dekha!"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Ek ladka aur ladki motor cycle par safar
kar rahe the, aage gadha aa gaya.
Ladka- "Ye aapka saga sambhandi hai kya?"
Ladki- "Kyu nahi, shaadi ke baad to mera sambhand
isi tarah ke praaniyo se hoga!"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-9

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-9
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Maasterji- "Mohan batao, agar surya nahi
hota to kya hota?"
Mohan- "Shrimaan, bijli ka kharch badh jaata!"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Judge- "Tum motor tej kyu chala rahe the?"
Abhiyukt (bahaana banaate hue)- "Hujur, baat yah
hai ki motor ke break kharaab ho gaye the! Isliye
maine socha ki sheeghra ghar par pahunch jaana
chahiye varna koi durghatna ho jaayegi!"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Seth- "Muneemji, aapne acha naukar nahi
rakha, vah to langda hai!"
Muneemji- "Sethji, yadi vah rupya lekar
bhaag gaya to police ko dhundne me dikkat na
padegi! Isliye use rakha hai!"
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Vidhyaarthi- "Maasterji, var ka kya arth hai?"
Maasterji- "Var maayne pati, maalik, dulha
aur angreji me husband!"
Vidhyaarthi- "Aur saahab, guruvar ka matlab?"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-10

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-10
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Vakeel- "To tum maante ho ki tumne sundarlal
ke kaan par chura maara hai?"
Abhiyukt- "Sarkaar, kaan par to bhool se lag gaya,
mai to uske gale par maarna chahta tha!"
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Baap- "Salvaar kaun sa vachan hai?"
Beta- "Pitaaji, upar se ek vachan tatha niche
se bahuvachan!"
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Saleem- "Kya tum bata sakte ho ki cycle
kaun-sa ling hai?"
Nafees- "Isme bhi koi baat hai, jab ladka savaar
ho to pulling aur jab ladki savaar ho to streelig!"
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Maaster- "Tinku, vah chadi utha lao!"
Tinku- "Nahi Maasterji!"
Maaster- "Kyu?"
Tinku- "Isliye ki vah chadi mujhe maarti hai!"
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8.: NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 316 TO 320

Posted by: "neha s" nehashah20f@yahoo.com nehashah20f

Fri Apr 9, 2010 6:58 pm (PDT)

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 316

Hi friends
Aap log kaise hai?
App muje bhul gaye na?
Hmm muje pata tha ki kuch din mai
nahi aaugi to aap sab log muje bhul jaoge.
Par kya karu friends I was busy in my studing.
Ab meri exams khatam ho gai hai.
Now I will send sms daily.

Ur freind
Neha

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 317
Friends now my sms are also available at
http://hindijokes.informe.com
Please send your comments here.

Neha Shah

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 317
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Jindagi kisi ki amaanat nahi hoti,
Amaanat me kabhi khyanat nahi hoti,
Dil ko sambhaal ke rakhna ��dost��...
Ishq ki jel me kabhi jamaanat nahi hoti.
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Ishq paagal nahi,
Paagal kar deta hai,
Ishq marta nahi,
Marne ke kaabil kar deta hai.
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Hotho ki bhi kya majboori hai,
Sab kuch kah kar bhi baat adhoori hai.
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Kya hai yah waade,
Kya hai yah kasme,
Hamko wishwaas nahi hai inme,
Bas hai wishwaas hamko tumpe,
Kyonki ham pyaar karte hai tumse.
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Nanhe se dil me koi armaan rakhna,
Duniya ki bheed me hamaari pahchaan rakhna,
Ache nahi lagte ho jab rahte ho udaas,
In hothon par sada muskaan rakhna.
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nehashah20f@gmail.com
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 318

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 318
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Ham tumhare hai jabse kah bhi nahi sakte,
Aur tumse juda hokar rah bhi nahi sakte.
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Khali dil ijhaar ke kaabil na raha,
Koi bhi pyaar ke kaabil na raha,
Dil me bas gayi dosti teri,
Ab to chaand bhi deedaar ke kaabil na raha.
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Chaahna na chaahna kiske bas ki baat hai,
Dil ka aa jana kisi par,
Kismaton ke haath hai.
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Meri yaadon me,
Meri khwaabon me roj aate ho tum,
Is tarah bhala meri jaan mujhe kyon sataate ho tum.
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Marji bas itni hai ki koi samjhe mujhe,
Dil me jo hai unke bas wo kah de mujhe.
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nehashah20f@gmail.com
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 319

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 319
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Yah jindagi kabhi-kabhi ajnabi si lagti hai,
Tere bagair har khushi bujhi-bujhi si lagti hai.
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Gamo me bhi muskurana chahta hu main,
Tumhe bhoola ek nayi duniya basana chaahta hu main,
Magar na jaane kyon nikal aate hai aansu,
Jab bhi tumhe bhoolana chaahta hu main.
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Mat karo aisa wada,jise tum nibha na sako,
Mat chaaho usko, jise tum pa na sako,
Pyaar bhi kahaan kisi ka poora hota hai,
Pyaar ka pahla akshar hi adhoora hota hai.
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Na tum itne haseen hote,
Na ham tum par fida hote,
Na tum roothte na ham roothte,
Na yah do dil juda hote.
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Kitna bebas hai insaan kismat ke aage,
Kitne door hai sapne hakikat se aage,
Koi rooki hui si dhadkan se pooche,
Kitna tadapta hai yah dil mohabbat ke aage.
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nehashah20f@gmail.com
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 320

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 320
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Teri chahat hai pahli tamanna meri,
Tere dam se hai saathi ye duniya meri,
Tujhe paakar hai poori hui hasrate,
Teri saanso se chalti hai saanse meri.
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Hamne ki kal unse dil ki baat,
Unhone dikhaya ham ko khaali haath,
Haath hi bahut hai lekar aane ke liye baaraat,
Hame chaahiye jindagi bhar ke liye aapka saath.
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Ae jindagi yu mujhase daga na kar,
Main jinda rahu ye dua na kar...
Koi chuta hai tujhe to hoti hai jalan,
Ae hawa tu bhi use chua na kar.!
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Khwaab khwaab hi hote hai,
Inhe khwaab hi rahne do,
In baaton ko kahne se,
Kuch nahi hota,
Inhe raaj hi rahne do.
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Jo beet gaya hai ab daur na aayega,
Is dil me siwa tere koi aur na aayega.
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9.: Ab in masum ladkion ko kaun bataye

Posted by: "sunny chouhan" sunny30409@ymail.com sunny30409@ymail.com

Fri Apr 9, 2010 7:06 pm (PDT)

Ab in masum ladkion ko kaun bataye

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10.: Iss dasht ke sehra ko samundar kar dy

Posted by: "chayan jain" chayanjain8@yahoo.in chayanjain8

Fri Apr 9, 2010 7:09 pm (PDT)

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Iss dasht ke sehra ko samundar kar dy
Yaa meri ankh ke har ashk ko pathar kar dy
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Ya Allah main aur nahi mangta tujh se kuch bhi
Meri chadar mere pairon ke barabar kar dy
��
Mujhe gher na le ye aatish-e-duniya ya Rab
Mujh par apni Rehmat ke saaye ki tu wussat kar dy
��
Mujhe khaak na kar dy meri hasti ka gharoor
Mere nafs ko tu mujh pe masakhar kar dy
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Ay Khuda meri duaon mein wo taseer kar dy
Mangu main tujh se qatra to usko samundar kar dy��
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Chayan Jain

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