Monday, April 19, 2010

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2590

Messages In This Digest (10 Messages)

1.
Nightmarish E.T. Face Seen From Sapce On Iceland Volcano From: Deepak Punjabi
2.
World's Smallest Girl from India From: tofiq_sonu
3.
Yeh Duniya Zalim Duniya Hai From: Pradeep Sharma
4.
SANTA IN PLANE From: gupta rajesh
5.
QUESTION FOR YOU From: gupta rajesh
6.
Fans From: Shamina Bhanpurawala
7.
HOT NEWS<TAJ MAHAL MOVING FROM AGRA TO PUNE> From: chayan jain
8.
Have a Great Day!!. From: ~~***ABB@S***~~
9.
Fw: A Card for You From: sudharshan sudhi
10.
love and friendship From: Pradeep Sharma

Messages

1.

Nightmarish E.T. Face Seen From Sapce On Iceland Volcano

Posted by: "Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005@yahoo.com   indigoblue2005

Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:40 am (PDT)





The scream: A radar
image shows the crater of Eyjafjallajokull in southeast Iceland, which
looks like the nightmarish face painted by Edvard Munch


A radar image of the
volcanic crater appears to show a nightmarish face, which is reminscent
of Edvard Munch's painting 'The Scream.' Coincidentally, it is thought
that the masterpiece was inspired by the blood red skies caused by the
powerful volcanic eruption of Krakatoa in 1883.
In his diary Mr Munch wrote: 'I was walking along a path with two friends - the sun was setting -
suddenly the sky turned blood red - I paused, feeling exhausted, and
leaned on the fence - there was blood and tongues of fire above the
blue-black fjord and the city - my friends walked on, and I stood there
trembling with anxiety - and I sensed an infinite scream passing
through nature.'
The picture was taken by the ELTA radar from an Icelandic Coast Guard airplane.

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2.

World's Smallest Girl from India

Posted by: "tofiq_sonu" safi_sonu@yahoo.com   safi_sonu

Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:43 am (PDT)



 
The two-foot teenager: Jyoti,
The world's smallest girl set to make it big on British TV
 
Her tiny form is disarming. But Jyoti Amge's dreams are as big as those of her friends.At 15 she stands just 1ft 11½in tall and weighs less than a stone, giving her one very big claim to fame - as the smallest girl in the world.Doctors believe Jyoti is a pituitary dwarf but have never been able to pinpoint her condition.Such dwarfism is caused when the body fails to produce enough growth hormone.
 

Jyoti, centre, with some of her classmates - also aged 15. Her little grey uniform is specially made for her Specialists have told her she will remain the same size for the rest of her life.'When I was three I realised that I was different to the rest of the kids,' she said.'I thought that everyone was bigger and I should get bigger too.'Jyoti has her own mini grey uniform and school bag and even a tiny desk. But she looks like a doll next to her teenage classmates.She said: 'I am proud of being the smallest girl. I love all the attention I get. I'm not scared of being small, and I don't regret being small.
 

 Jyoti, centre, is the world's smallest girl - but still attends school with her classmates, who she says don't treat her any differently
 
 
She works from her custom made chair and table but her pens and books are still rather too large for her.'I am sure there are many people in this world who are dwarfs like me.'I'm just the same as other people. I eat like you, dream like you. I don't feel any different.'Weighing 12lb - only 9lb more than her weight at birth, Jyoti dreams of becoming an actress.Despite her size she insists on living as normal a life as possible in her home town of Nagpur in India - including going to the local school.'When I first went to shool everyone was so big I used to get scared but I'm okay now, I like it. I have a different desk and chair that were made for me.. I'm a normal student.' 

Jyoti with a family friend - who, at 13 months, is already bigger than.She is also like any other teenage girl. 'I have a huge collection of dresses. I like to shop for more. Everyone in my family gets things for me... I love make-up and like dressing up like beautiful models. I would like to be an actress when I grow up. My dream is to do films.'Jyoti has already had a taste of fame in a pop video for Indian star Mika Singh.'They asked her to appear in the video for a song on his album,' said her mother Ranjana Amge, 45.However, Jyoti's dreams of stardom could be ruined because of fractures to both her legs that have never healed because of problems with her size.
 

Baby of the family: With sister Rupali, 18, Archana, 23, mother Ranjana Amge, 45,, father Kishan, 52, and brother Satish, 22
 

Jyoti is taken to school on brother Satish's motorbike, along with sister Archana.'First I could walk, but I slipped on ice during a holiday and hurt my leg. I find it strange that my legs just don't heal. I don't like it, it causes me pain.'Mrs Amge said: 'No-one knows why she is so small. Jyoti is small, yet cute, and we love her very much.'People in the region of India where the family live flock to see the teenager and some even treat her as a goddess..She receives a lot of support from her brother and two sisters. Oldest sister Archana, 25, said: 'I have been taking care of her since she was a small baby. She is so delicate and fragile.'During her first five years of life, brave Jyoti was in and out of hospital as she constantly fell sick, but eventually she grew stronger.The teenager's father Kishan Amge, 52, a construction worker, said: 'She makes me proud.Jyoti is to be featured in Channel 4's Bodyshock series, which goes out 2day

 
 
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3.

Yeh Duniya Zalim Duniya Hai

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:47 am (PDT)



Jub
Seena Ghum Se Bojhal Ho
Aur Yaad Kisi Ki Aati Ho
Tub Kamrey Main Bund Ho
Jana
Aur Chupkey Chupkey Roo Lena
Jub Aankhein Baghi Ho Jaein
Aur Yaad
Main Meri Bhar Aaein
Phir Khud Ko Dhuka Mat Dena
Aur Chupkey Chupkey Roo
Lena
Jub Pulkeen Kerb Se Mondi Hoon
Aur Sub Sumjhein Tum Sotey Ho
Tub
Moan Pe Takya Rakh Lena
Aur Chupkey Chupkey Roo Lena
Yeh Duniya Zalim
Duniya Hai
Yeh Baat Bohoot Phailaye Gi
Tum Samney Sub Ke Chup Rehna
Aur
Chupkey Chupkey Roo Lena
Jub Barish Chehra Dho Daley
Aur Ashk Bhi Boondein
Lagtey Hoon
Woh Lamha Hergiz Mat Khona
Aur Chupkey Chupkey Roo
Lena

4.

SANTA IN PLANE

Posted by: "gupta rajesh" guptarajesh903@yahoo.com   guptarajesh903

Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:51 am (PDT)



SANTA IN PLANE-
 
            AIR HOSTESS -  KYA LENGE SIR..?
 
              SANTA - BHUJIA-BADANA.
 
            AIR HOSTESS - SALYA, PARBHAT-PHERI TE AAYA HAIN..........

5.

QUESTION FOR YOU

Posted by: "gupta rajesh" guptarajesh903@yahoo.com   guptarajesh903

Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:51 am (PDT)



A QUESTION FOR A GENIUS LIKE YOU.........
 
Q.     I AM A THING.

         TEACHERS HATE ME.

          COW LIKES ME...

          MONKEY EATS ME.

          I AM A 9 LETTER WORD. 

         -O--M--Y-.

ITS CHALLENGE FOR YOU.....

6.

Fans

Posted by: "Shamina Bhanpurawala" sbhanpurawala@yahoo.com   sbhanpurawala

Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:57 am (PDT)



Sharukh Khan ke fans movies dekh rahe hai.

Sachin Tendulker ke fans Cricket dekh rahe hai.

Aur
Mere fans mere mails pad rahe hai.

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7.

HOT NEWS<TAJ MAHAL MOVING FROM AGRA TO PUNE>

Posted by: "chayan jain" chayanjain8@yahoo.in   chayanjain8

Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:03 am (PDT)



HOT  News  !!!!!!!!!!!

TAJMAHAL IS MOVING FROM AGRA TO  PUNE
 
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8.

Have a Great Day!!.

Posted by: "~~***ABB@S***~~" azainab_97@yahoo.com   azainab_97

Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:16 am (PDT)



 
We always feel that good things happen only to OTHERS
ButWe always forget that we are also OTHERS
to SOMEONE!!!!
Have a Great Day!!.

 
 
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9.

Fw: A Card for You

Posted by: "sudharshan sudhi" sudharshan_kasu@yahoo.co.in   sudharshan_kasu

Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:43 am (PDT)





 

 

 

Tough times never last, tough people do.
 

 
Thought For The Day
 GOOD looks catch the eye but a GOOD personality catches the heart.
 You're blessed with both!'

It's "Friends Day" - Send this to all your good friends. See how many you get back. If you get more than 3, you are really a lovable person.
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It's the Little things in Life~That Mean the Most!! 
Let everyone know each day how much they mean to you,
as  they may be gone tomorrow.
 
 
Treat each person special, you never know they just might be.
Treat each day like it is your last.
 Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind.
 
 

Have a Great Day!  
  

 
 

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10.

love and friendship

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:58 am (PDT)



When the eyes meet and hold strongly they are bound to meet again.
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I admit I were never the perfect one... I was never always there... I didn’t make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I did.. I was the best person I could be for you...
 
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I don’t believe in love because I still don’t have you !!
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Though I haven’t told you how much I care, how much you mean  to me, it's not a good to say that I don’t value you, if you only know how much fear losing you then, you'll understand how much I care
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Two hearts, two minds, in time did find one love, one aim two paths the same. Hold fast. . . and love will last....
* * * * * * * * *
 
I don't know why you are so special to me? why I like you? Why I care for you? Why I always think of you? Why I loved you but one thing for sure I know that my life won't be like this w/o you!
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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life To start as soon as possible."  (Movie cute love quote)
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Among you're friends, I care for you the most. Among you're friends, I love you the most. Among you're friends, you hurt me the most. 'Because I know that's all I am to you… among your friends…
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Knowing that I will have you makes me glad; losing you will surely make me sad. I know you don’t need me bad nor do I want you bad it's just that your the BEST I ever had...
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It's been said that you only truly fall in love once, but I don't believe it. Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again
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I can never love enough, I can never give enough of what you need, I can never sense  what's needed when most needed. I know it’s not good enough. I'm not good enough but damn! I Love You
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I've always wanted a world of my own were I can do whatever I want, were I could live alone, till I come to know you, now I wanted to have world shared by two, a paradise shared with you...
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How lucky am I to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to.
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"If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will
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"I never know what the future brings But I know you are here with me now We’ll make it through And I hope you are the one I share my life with"
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Can’t find a reason why God gave you to me. But that’s not a question to be asked. May be question is how did God knew that I needed someone like you"...
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Sometimes the perfect person for you is that whom you least expected to be.
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I fear that someday time  would keep us apart & you might forget me, but before it happens, I hope that you have felt, even for a single chance  that  I have cared for  you  best way I know! cute love quotes
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Cute love is an attempt to change a piece of dream into reality
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What if someone tells you this: "I don't believe in courtship. It's just a waste of time. If I love a person, I'll tell her right away. But for you, I will make an exception… just love me now and I'll court you forever…
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If ever things would change and your love would fade, I’d still not break the promise I made. if you let go I’ll accept and there's nothing I can do but I’ll be there and still love you...
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Why is it easy to fall in love and yet so hard to be loved back? why should I feel such if destiny permits me not? why do I have to fall if it's you I cant have? why is there a "you" in "me" but never a "me" in "you"?
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Even if courage fails you, tell that special someone that you love them in anyway possible....Unknown. 
 
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Why is it that after all this time wave been together, I have never really considered you a friend its not because I don’t want you to be one. But because ever since. I have hoped & prayed you will be.. Much more than a friend to me…
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 I could do without many things with no hardship....
you are not one of them

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