Tuesday, April 6, 2010

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2580

Messages In This Digest (12 Messages)

1.
Sardars-------------must read From: Priya
2.
Miicrowaved Water - See What It Does...!!!!! From: NARESHVAKHARIA
3a.
good morning From: ~~***ABB@SI***~~
4.
Phulo Se Pucho Isme Singhar Kitna Hai From: Pravesh Singh
5.
Puzzle dtd 24.02.2010 From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~
6.
KASH TUM KAJAL HOTEIN From: Pradeep Sharma
7a.
Zindagi From: Pradeep Sharma
8.
BEAUTIFUL NAZRANA AAPKE LIYE......................... From: sunny chouhan
9.
Yaadein_Meri From: Pradeep Sharma
10.
Hi all i have no friend on this group From: Umesh
11.
Awakash Tasweeren From: Mussa leeya
12.
Stunning Fireplaces From: Deepak Punjabi

Messages

1.

Sardars-------------must read

Posted by: "Priya" data@justfree.in   justfreeindata

Mon Apr 5, 2010 8:08 am (PDT)



We all love Sardar jokes. But do you know that Sikhs are one of the hardest working prosperous and diversified communities in the world.

My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share with you.

It has had a deep impact on my thinking.
During last vacation, his few friends came to Delhi . They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar and boys being boys, these pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to tease the old man. But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.
At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges. The Sardar returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said, ''Son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes.. I listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world..
But I have one request. I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this or any other city.'
My friend continued,* ' That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't find a single Sardar begging anywhere.'



MORAL:
The secret behind their universal success, is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A Sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, put a fruit juice stall, take up small time carpentry, ... but he will never beg on the streets.
DO FORWARD IT TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS JUST THE WAY YOU FORWARD JOKES

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2.

Miicrowaved Water - See What It Does...!!!!!

Posted by: "NARESHVAKHARIA" NARESHVAKHARIA@GMAIL.COM   nareshvakharia

Mon Apr 5, 2010 8:09 am (PDT)



I have no idea if this is true, but sounds like it could be. Everyone
should be aware of the possible damage anyway!

Microwaved Water - See What It Does To Plants

Below is a science fair project. In it she took filtered water
and divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to
boiling in a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated
to boiling in a microwave. Then after cooling she used the
water to water two identical plants to see if there would be
any difference in the growth between the normal boiled water
and the water boiled in a microwave. She was thinking that
the structure or energy of the water may be compromised by
microwave. As it turned out, even she was amazed at the
difference.

I have known for years that the problem with microwaved
anything is not the radiation people used to worry about, It's
how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not
recognize it. So the body wraps it in fat cells to protect itself
from the dead food or it eliminates it fast. Think of all the
Mothers heating up milk in these "Safe" appliances. What
about the nurse in Canada that warmed up blood for a
transfusion patient and accidentally killed them when the
blood went in dead. But the makers say it's safe. Never mind
then, keep using them. Ask your Doctor I am sure they will
say it's safe too. Proof is in the pictures of living plants dying.
Remember You are also Living. Take Care.

FORENSIC RESEARCH DOCUMENT

Prepared By: William P. Kopp
A. R. E. C.. Research Operations
TO61-7R10/10-77F05
RELEASE PRIORITY: CLASS I ROO1a
Ten Reasons to Throw out your Microwave Oven
From the conclusions of the Swiss, Russian and German scientific clinical
studies, we can no longer ignore the microwave oven sitting in our kitchens.
Based on this research, we will conclude this article with the following:

1). Continually eating food processed from a microwave oven
causes long term - permanent - brain damage by "shorting
out" electrical impulses in the brain [de-polarizing or
de-magnetizing the brain tissue].

2). The human body cannot metabolize [break down] the
unknown by-products created in microwaved food..

3). Male and female hormone production is shut down
and/or altered by continually eating microwaved foods.

4). The effects of microwaved food by-products are residual
[long term, permanent] within the human body.

5). Minerals, vitamins, and nutrients of all microwaved food
is reduced or altered so that the human body gets little or no
benefit, or the human body absorbs altered compounds that
cannot be broken down.

6). The minerals in vegetables are altered into cancerous free
radicals when cooked in microwave ovens.

7). Microwaved foods cause stomach and intestinal cancerous
growths [tumors]. This may explain the rapidly increased
rate of colon cancer in America .

8). The prolonged eating of microwaved foods causes
cancerous cells to increase in human blood.

9). Continual ingestion of microwaved food causes immune
system deficiencies through lymph gland and blood serum
alterations.

10). Eating microwaved food causes loss of memory,
concentration, emotional instability, and a decrease of
intelligence.

Have you tossed out your microwave oven yet?
After you throw out your microwave you can use a toaster
oven as a replacement. It works well for most and is nearly
as quick.
The use of artificial microwave transmissions for subliminal
psychological control, a.k.a. "brainwashing", has also been
proven. We're attempting to obtain copies of the 1970's
Russian research documents and results written by
Drs. Luria and Perov specifying their clinical experiments in
this area.

*YOUR SMILE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND ....MAKE IT SOME ONE ELSE'S TOO
BE HAPPY, IT'S ONE WAY OF BEING WISE,
NARESH VAKHARIA*
3a.

good morning

Posted by: "~~***ABB@SI***~~" azainab_97@yahoo.com   azainab_97

Mon Apr 5, 2010 8:13 am (PDT)





 

 
 
Some days are cloudy and grey,

And it seems as if the rain is

Chasing all your dreams away.

While other days r bright and sunny,
Making you feel as though the feats

You can accomplish are many.
On this particular day, I have but

One wish coming your way.

I hope you have a wonderfully nice day!

   

           email :- azainab_97@yahoo.com


4.

Phulo Se Pucho Isme Singhar Kitna Hai

Posted by: "Pravesh Singh" pravesh_singh07@yahoo.com   pravesh_singh07

Mon Apr 5, 2010 8:19 am (PDT)





Phulo Se Pucho Isme Singhar Kitna Hai
Mere Dil Se Pucho Isme Pyr Kitna Hai
Saye Ki Tarah Tumhara Pyaar Sath Mere Rahata Hai
Tumhare Sath Guzra Hua Har Lamha Yad Rahata Hai !!
 
 Mohabbat Ki Sapne Dikhate Bahut Hai,
Woh Raaton Me Humko Jagate Bahut Hai,
Mai Ankho Me Kajal Lagau To Kaise
In Ankho Ko Log Rulate Bahut H..!!
 
Ab Bhi Tere Surkh Hotho Ke Pyale Mere Tassabur Me Sathi Bane Hai Ab Bhi Teri Zulf Ki Mast Saye Birha Ke Dukho Me Sathi Bane Hai
Meri Mohabat Ko Thukra De Chahe Mai Koi Tujhse Na Sikwa Karunga Aankho Me Rehti Hai Tasvir Teri Sari Umar Teri Puja Karunga !!
 
Kitne Chehre Hai Duniya Me Magar
Hamko Ek Chehra Nazar Aata Hai
 Duniya Ko Ab Hum Kya Yaad Karen
Aapki Yaadon Me Waqt Sara Guzar Jata Hai!!  
 
Tum Zamane Ki Ho Hamare Siwa
Hum Kisi Ke Nahi Tumhare Siwa
 Tumhain Yakeen Dilaye To Kis Tarah
 Aakhir Ki  Hamara Koi Nahi Tumhare Siwa !! 
 
"Mai Tod Leta Agar Wo ''Gulab'' Hoti!
Mai Jawab Banta Agar Wo ''Sawal'' Hoti!
Sab Jante Hai Mai Nasha Nahi Karta,
Phir Bhi Pee Leta Agar Wo ''Sharab'' Hoti."!!  
 
Daag Ansuon Se Dhoye Hain,
Jab Bhi Tanha Huye Hain Roye Hain,
Dil Mein Kyon Na Aaye Yaad Teri,
Dil Mein Tere Hi Khawab Boye Hain !!  
 
Mohabat Ke Bina Zindagi Fazool Hai
Par Mahobat Ke Bhi Aapne Ussol Hai
Kehte Hai Milti Hai Mohabbat Mein Bahut Ulfaate
Par Aap Ho Mehbub Toh Sab Kubul Hai   !!
 
Teri Tanhaiyon Mein Sharik Ho Jaon,
Sochta Hu Aksar Ke Tera Nasib Ho Jaun,
 Na Rahe Kisi Aur Ki Aarzu Tumko,
Kabhi Jo Ho Mumkin To Mai Tere Itne Karib Ho Jau  !!
 
 Use Kya Khabar Hum Kitna Pyar Karte Hai
Baat Baat Par Uska Hi Jikar Karte Hai
Par Aaj Bhi Jab Wo Milti Hai Humse Puchte Hai
 Ki Aap Hume Kitna Pyar Karte Hai?
 
Gulshan Ka Har Khwaab Bahaaron Mein Qaid Hai
Lagta Hai Dariya Bhi Kinaro Mein Qaid Hai
Ab Uski Yaadon Se Nikla Nahi Jata Koi Hai
Jo Dil Ki Dewaaro Mein Qaid Hai!!  
 
 Ek Din Ki Aashiqi Hum Nahi Karte,
Tamam Umar Sath Nibhate Hai,
Use Bhi Nahi Bhula Pate,
Jise Hum Yaad Nahi Aate Hai !!
 
Zara Si Rosani Mujhko Achi Lagi,
Mujhe Aap Ki Ek Lamhe Ki Hansi Achi Lagi,
 Ap Se Baat Ki Jo Ek Roz,
Us Hi Din Se Mujhe Apni Zindagi Achi Lagi !!

Love & Smile
Pravesh Singh

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5.

Puzzle dtd 24.02.2010

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Mon Apr 5, 2010 9:24 am (PDT)



There was a bus stop, where many tourists catch buses to tour the city, in front of the small gift shop where Samantha worked. The tourists often came inside to kill time while waiting for the bus.

One day a group of four tourists entered the store. They were the only ones inside other than Samantha. Suddenly there was a loud scream and Samantha turned around to see a man lying face down on the table across the store. Samantha quickly dialed the number of the police station, and reported the incident.

The police arrived, and began asking the three tourists what they were doing at the time of the murder. The first was a taller man with graying hair. "I was choosing some of those shells to bring home to my daughter. The ones I picked out are on the shelf in front, see?" He pointed to the shells, and the officer nodded.

He turned to one of the ladies. She was wearing a camera around her neck. "I was purchasing film. I dropped it when I screamed. It's over there, the green package, 24 exposures." The officer examined the box.

Then he turned to the final woman. "I was checking my horoscope, I'm a Uranus, and they are supposed to have bad luck in June."

"Excuse me officer, but I think I know who the murderer is", said Samantha.

Who was it, and how did Samantha know..?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
ANSWER :
 
The last lady. Uranus is not a sign of the Zodiac.

She was taken to the police station for further questioning.

 

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6.

KASH TUM KAJAL HOTEIN

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Mon Apr 5, 2010 7:21 pm (PDT)



KASH TUM KAJAL HOTEIN
MERI AAKHON MEIN SAJ JAATE

TUM BADAL HOTAIN
TO MEAREA DIL K PIYASEA SEHRAH PER BERAS JATAIN

TUM KHUSHBO HOTAIN
TO MEARE TASHNA ROOH KO MEHKA DEATIAN

TUM DHERKAN HOTAIN
TO MEAREA DIL MEAN BAS JATAIN

MAGER TUM KHUOAB HO
JIS KE TABEER KUCH BHE NAHE

KAASH TUM KAJAL ,TUM BADAL, TUM SEHRA
TUM KHUSHBO, TUM DHERKAN ,
MAGER TUM KHOUAB BHE TO HO ......

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7a.

Zindagi

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Mon Apr 5, 2010 7:26 pm (PDT)



Zindagi har pal muskurati hai,
Zindagi har lamha khushiyan lati
hai,
Zindagi jeekar dekho kabhi,
Wo tumhe har pal apne karib lati
hai...

Jo Kal tha,usey Bhoolkar to
dekho,
Jo Aaj hai,usey Jeekar to
dekho.
Aanewala pal khud hi Sawar
jaayega,
Zara aise Zindagi ko Jeekar to
dekho.


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8.

BEAUTIFUL NAZRANA AAPKE LIYE.........................

Posted by: "sunny chouhan" sunny30409@ymail.com   sunny30409@ymail.com

Mon Apr 5, 2010 7:26 pm (PDT)





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9.

Yaadein_Meri

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Mon Apr 5, 2010 7:26 pm (PDT)



Yaadein_Meri

 Uss  Se  Kehna
Hum  Maze Me Hain
Bass........ .....
Yaadein Bohut Satati Hain
Unse Doori Ka Gham Nahi Hai Mujhe
Bass........ .....
Zara Aankhein Bheeg Jaati Hain

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10.

Hi all i have no friend on this group

Posted by: "Umesh" umeshrakhe@ymail.com   umeshrakhe@ymail.com

Mon Apr 5, 2010 7:28 pm (PDT)



Hi
this is umesh i recently join this group but still i don`t have
any friend please send me friend request so that i can chat

Thanx and regards

Umesh

11.

Awakash Tasweeren

Posted by: "Mussa leeya" mussakassam@gmail.com   mussakassam

Mon Apr 5, 2010 7:33 pm (PDT)




12.

Stunning Fireplaces

Posted by: "Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005@yahoo.com   indigoblue2005

Mon Apr 5, 2010 8:11 pm (PDT)





The fireplace brings harmony and beauty to any home. It is ideal for
creating the romantic and cozy atmosphere for the whole family. Even
when you are alone this evening, the wonderful flames will set the
relaxing and inspiring mood. This is the place where you can linger with
great pleasure and dream.

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