Messages In This Digest (14 Messages)
- 2.
- Beautiful lines From: Shamina Bhanpurawala
- 3.
- Meet Einstein, World's Smallest Horse From: Deepak Punjabi
- 4.
- (Informative) steps to protect your computer From: Pankaj Sharma
- 5.
- Saajan vo aane wala hai….. From: VIK
- 6.
- Love and Sorrow From: Narayana H
- 7.
- Dosti..Tumhari... From: Pradeep Sharma
- 8.
- kahi Andhera to Kahi Sham Hogi From: Pradeep Sharma
- 9.
- payar ka daard From: Pradeep Sharma
- 10.
- ``` search g00gle mOre efficiently ``` From: ~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~
- 11.
- teri chahat ka From: Shankar
- 12.
- 7 Ways To Make A Good Impressions From: ~* ~ RajesH ~*~
- 13.
- ``` do U remember these ``` From: ~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~
- 14.
- Can you sell a dead donkey? From: Vicky
Messages
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 350-351-352-353-354-355-356-357-358-359-36
Posted by: "neha s" nehashah20f@yahoo.com nehashah20f
Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:35 am (PDT)
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 350
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 350
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Tumse bichada to mat pucho kidhar jaauga,
Chupchap teri gali se gujar jaauga,
Jab tujhko hogi mere haal-e-pareshaan ki khabar,
To aansu bankar tere gaalo se lipat jaauga...
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Ham jee rahe hai sirph tumhara deedaar karke,
Saanse bhi le rahe hai tumhe bhi yaad karke,
Khuda ke paas do-ek din ham bhi jayenge,
Par vahaan bhi tumhara intajaar hai...
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Maut jab saamne aati hai to jee leta hu,
Jakhm muh kholne lagte hai to see leta hu,
Mujhko maloom hai masti kee hakeekat
Lekin hosh jab had se gujarti hai to pee leta hu...
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Apne hotho pe sajana chaahta hu,
Aa main tujhe gungunana chaahta hu,
Aakhiri hichki tere daaman me aaye,
Maut bhi main aashikana chaahta hu.
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Ye aakhe nam kyon hai,
Yah dil gumsum kyon hai?
Jise kabhi paya hee nahi use khone ka gam kyon hai?
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 351
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 351
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Kabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuch kah jaati hai,
Tadpane ke liye yaade rah jaati hai,
Kya fark padta hai dil ko ya koyla,
Jalne ke baad to sirf raakh hi rah jaati hai.
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Yah duniya waale bhi bade ajeeb hai,
Kabhi hamse door to kabhi kareeb hai,
Dard na bataaye to hame kayar kahte hai,
Aur dard bata de to hame shayar kahate hai.
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Bahut kam log hote hai jamaane me aise,
Sacchi chaahat ki jinhe pahchaan hoti hai,
Itna soch lena kisi pe mar mitne se pahle,
Ki gawaane ke liye ek hi jaan hoti hai...
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Koi mila hame chaand ki chandni bankar,
To koi mila pariyo ki kahani bankar,
Par jis kisi ko palko me basaya hamne,
Wo nikal gaya aankhon ka paani bankar...
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Dil ke aaine kisi ko chupa liya,
Aur dard ko apni in aankhon me sama liya,
Aaina to toot gaya magar,
Hamne aansuo ko uske apna saya bana liya...
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 352
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 352
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Kismat ke bharose pyaar kiya nahi karte,
Dar-dar ke ham kabhi jiya nahi karte,
Dil tootne ka dar unko hoga,
Jo bichadne ke dar se pyaar kiya nahi karte...
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Najro se najro ka takraav hota hai,
Har mod par kisi ka intjaar hota hai,
Dil rota hai aur jakhm haste hai,
Isi ka naam pyaar hota hai...
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Har roj ham nashe me hote hai aur
Shaam gujar jaati hai,
Ek din shaam nashe me hogi aur
Ham gujar jaayenge...
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Lut jaati hai duniya hamaari tanhaaiyo ko dekhkar,
Jis tarah lut jaati hai lahre kinaare ko dekhkar,
Tum bhi sahara na dena mere janaaje ko,
Kahi jinda na ho jaau tumhaare sahaare ko dekhkar...
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Paas aakar sabhi door chale jaate hai,
Ham akele the akele hee rah jaate hai,
Dil ka dard kise dikhaaye,
Marham lagane waale hi jakhm de jaate hai.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 353
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 353
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Mohabbat ka sila kuch nahi,
Ek gam ke siwa mila kuch nahi,
Saare armaan to jal ke khaak ho gaye,
Log kahte hai phir bhi jala kuch nahi.
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Rishta ulfat ka yu nibhaya jata hai,
Aansu pekar bhi muskuraya jata hai,
Aise bhi mod aate hai mohabbat me,
Kisi ke khaatir khud ko mitaya jata hai.
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Ulfat me kabhi ye haal hota hai,
Aankhen hasti hai magar dil rota hai,
Maante hai ham jise manjil apni,
Hamsafar uska koi aur hota hai.
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Ishq dariya hai jiska saahil nahi hota,
Har dil mohabbat ke kaabil nahi hota,
Rota wo bhi hai jo duba ishq ke saagar me aur
Rota wo bhi hai jise ishq haasil nahi hota.
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Jindagi ne diya aisa ki har tohafe pe dam nikla,
Jab khola us tohafe ko to,
Chand khushiya liye dher sara gam mila.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 354
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 354
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Wo hamaare na huye to kya gam hai,
Ham to unhi ke hai ye kya kam hai?
Yaha na gam kam hai na aansu kam hai,
Bas ab dekhna ye hai ki roolane waale me kitna dam hai.?
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Umra bhar dil ko jalana padega,
Teri judaai ka dard sahna padega,
Tum to unke saath rahoge,
Hame to akele hi jeena padega...
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Barbaad jo kare koi jindagi pyaar ke naam pe,
Bewafaai jo de jaaye wafa ke naam pe,
Jakhm jo de jaaye dawa ke naam pe,
Khuda bhi ro pade aise anjaam pe.
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Taaro ki raat na hoti to,
Sooraj se ujaale ki pahchaan na hoti,
Agar na ki hoti din me kiran ne bewafaai to,
Raat ko chaandni nilaam na hoti...
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Toote hue paimaane me kabhi jaam nahi aata,
Ishq ke marijo ko aaraam nahi aata,
Dil todne waale ne yah jaan liya hota ki,
Toota hua dil kisi ke kaam nahi aata.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 355
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 355
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Aaj phir aansuo ke fasaane nikle,
Tute jaam ke paigaane nikle,
Tum kabhi dil ki baat samajh hi na paaye,
Aur ham tumhe dil ka haal sunaane nikle.
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Samundra ko kya dukh hai bata bhi nahi sakta,
Aankhon me aansu la bhi nahi sakta,
Tu saath chodkar ja raha hai mera kasoor nahi,
Har shakhs mera saath nibha bhi nahi sakta...
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Bina chot khaye ehsaas nahi hota,
Har koi duniya me khaas nahi hota,
Magar jisaki aaraju dil se ho jaati hai,
Wo hi shakhs hamaare paas nahi hota...
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Aur koi gam nahi ek teri judaai ke siwa,
Mere hisse me kya aaya tanhaai ke siwa?
Yun to milan ki raate mili beshumaar,
Pyaar me sab kuch mila shahnaai ke siwa...
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Palko se raaste ke kaante hata denge,
Phool to kya ham dil bhi bicha denge,
Tootne na denge dosti ko,
Uske pahle hi ham khud ko mita denge...
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 356
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 356
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Ham to hamaare liye kuch kar na sake,
Jin ke liye kiya wo samajh na sake,
Koi khel gaya yu apne se,
Sisakte rahe par muh se aah bhi na nikaal sake...
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Kabhi kisi se jikr judaai ka mat karna,
Is dil se kabhi rooswaai mat karna,
Jab dil rooth jaaye hamse to bata dena,
Na bata kar bewafaai mat karna.
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Pyaar me usool to bahut hote hai,
Mohabbat ki kasme sabhi khaate hai,
Dil to aakhir toot hi jata hai,
Phir bhi aashiq rasmo ko nibhaate hai...
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Tere hote huye bhi tanhaai mili hai,
Wafa kar ke bhi bewafaai mili hai,
Jitani dua ki tumhe paane ki,
Usase bhi jyada teri judaai mili hai...
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Kaash wo pal sang bitaaye na hote,
Jinako yaad kar aaj ye aansu aaye na hote,
Is tarah door jana hi tha,
To itani gahraai se dil me samaaye na hote...
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 357
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 357
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Faasle mitaakar aapas me pyaar rakhna,
Pyaar ka ye rishta hamesha barkaraar rakhna,
Bichad jaaye kahi ham agar,
Par aankhon me hamesha intjaar rakhna...
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Meri mohabbat ki takdeer dekho,
Jo roothe the unake paigaam aa rahe hai,
Jab maar dala meri pyaas ne mujhko,
Wo aankhon me lekar jaam aa rahe hai...
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Door hi sahi kinara to hai,
Timtimaate hi sahi sitara to hai,
Ho jaati hai tumhaari yaad se hi tasalli,
Tinka hi sahi sahara to hai.
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Mujhe phool na dena unse nafarat hai,
Dena hai to kaante de dena mujhe unki aadat hai,
Wo chubhte hai jakhm dete hai imaandari se,
Phool to murjha jaate hai kuch din khushbu dene ke baad...
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Dekhiye kis kadar hamko tumse pyaar hai,
Har taraf aapki hi tasweer hai,
Intaha hai ya chaahat ka ijahaar hai,
Hamne samajha tumhe hi apni takdeer,
Bas ab to jindagi bhar tumhara hi intajaar hai...
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 358
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 358
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Jamaane se nahi ham tanhaai se darte hai,
Pyaar se nahi rooswaai se darte hai,
Dil me umang hai tujhe milane ki,
Par milne ke baad aane waali teri judaai se darte hai.
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Mere marne ke baad mere dosto.
Yun aansu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
Bas apni aakhen band kar lena mera deedar khud ho jayega.
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Ek tanha raat me aapki yaad aayi,
Tanhaai mitaane ko hamne ek cigarette jalaai,
Na jaane kyaa kayaamat ho aayi,
Dhue me bhi aapki tasweer najar aayi.
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Jindagi me intajaar ki lakeer chod jaayenge,
Aakhon me yaado ki nami chod jaayenge,
Dhoondhte firoge ek din hame,
Ham yaado ki wo tasweer chod jaayenge.
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Mukaddar ka gareeb, dil ka ameer tha,
Mil kar bichadna mera naseeb tha,
Chaahkar bhi kuch kar na sake ham,
Ghar jalta raha aur samudra kareeb tha.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 359
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 359
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Kaise apne aap se mujhe juda kar paaoge,
Mere jaane pe tum bhi aansu bahaaoge,
Yaad ham karna chod de tumhe,
Soch ke bataya kya tum ham bin muskura paaoge...?
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"Dil" ne kaha aankh se
"Dekha karo kam kyonki dekhte ho tum tadapte hai ham."
"Aankh" ne kaha dil se
"Soch karo kam kyonki sochte ho tum to rote hai ham."
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Saja dene waale rajaa puchate hai,
Jeene ki hamse wajah puchate hai,
Khud hi dete hai jahar ham ko aakar,
Phir kitna hua asar yah bhi puchate hai.
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Pyaar ka rishta to toda toone,
Ab jo rishta hai wo tod na jana,
Denge saath har mod pe tujhako,
Beech raaste pe hamko kabhi chod na jana.
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Marne ki baat na karna,
Jindagi hai jeene ke liye,
Khuda ne mohabbat banaai,
Jindagi paane ke liye...
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 360
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 360
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Khushiya dhoondhne chala raaste par,
Khushi mili magar kat-kat kar,
Har khushi ke peeche ek baat sahi thi,
Har khushi aayi sau gam lekar.
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Jindagi aapki ho par saanse meri,
Dil aapka ho, par dhadkan meri,
Jindagi ke aakhiri mod par dua hogi yahi,
Kafan aapka ho aur maut meri.
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Hotho ki jubaan mere aansu kahte hai,
Chup rahte hai phir bhi bahte hai,
In aansu ki kismat dekho,
Ye unke liye bahte hai jo aankhon me rahte hai...
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Jab koi khyaal dil se takrata hai,
Dil na chaahkar bhi khaamosh rah jaata hai,
Koi sab kuch kahkar pyaar jatata hai aur
Koi kuch na kahkar bhi sab bol jata hai...
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Jinko aayi na nibhaani mohabbat,
Wo kya kisi ko aabaad karenge?
Uth kar royenge raato ko tab,
Jab pyaar mera wo yaad karenge...
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Beautiful lines
Posted by: "Shamina Bhanpurawala" sbhanpurawala@yahoo.com sbhanpurawala
Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:34 am (PDT)
Hey this is a wonderful one..just check this out.....Read these beautiful lines:
To realize
The value of a sister
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.
To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple..
To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.
To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.
To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
who has given birth to
A premature baby.
To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.
To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident...
To! realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics
Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
you can share it with someone special.
To realize the value of a friend:
Lose one.
The origin of this letter is unknown,
But it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on.
Do not keep this letter.
Shamina
_____________________ _________ __
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Meet Einstein, World's Smallest Horse
Posted by: "Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005@yahoo.com indigoblue2005
Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:40 am (PDT)
Meet Einstein, the world's smallest horse who weighs less than a newborn baby
Daily Mail
This pint-sized stallion could be a record breaker as the world's smallest foal.The three-day old pinto stallion, called Einstein, is just 14 inches high and weighs only an incredible 6lbs.
Pint-sized: Einstein the pinto stallion weighed just 6lbs when he was born on Friday in Barnstead, New Hampshire
The diminutive horse was born in Barnstead, New Hampshire, on Friday at Tiz Miniature Horse Farm.His tiny proportions may be more suitable for a human baby, but they are tiny for a horse, even a miniature breed like Einstein.
Horsing about: The
three-day-old foal, which could be the smallest horse ever born, is
petted by a visitor at the miniature horse farm
Dr Rachel Wagner, Einstein's
co-owner, claims the Guinness Book of Records lists the smallest
newborn horse as weighing just 9lbs.Breeders say that unlike the current record holder, Thumbelina, Einstein shows no signs of dwarfism - he is just a tiny horse.
Measuring up: Co-owner Dr Rachel Wagner holds a ruler up next to the tiny horse as he plays in a field
Click to join desi_pardesi Deepak Punjabi€ ¦
Baguio City
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(Informative) steps to protect your computer
Posted by: "Pankaj Sharma" pankaj.pkj6@gmail.com
Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:49 am (PDT)
Six steps to protect your computer
*1. Turn on automatic updates.* After installing your operating system, you
usually forget to pay attention on operating system updates. If your
operating system is not updated for protection against loopholes and
security threats found after you installed it, your computer may be
vulnerable to outside world. Hackers can get access to your computer by
using these loopholes and they can do anything with your computer. So, to
keep you safe, turn on automatic updates. When automatic updates are turned
on your operating system is updated frequently and you will be safe from
unwanted trouble. You can turn on automatic updates from Control Panel =>
Security Center => Automatic Updates. You must be logged in as Administrator
to change this setting.
*2. Turn on Windows Firewall.* Windows Firewall is a barrier between your
computer and outside internet. It protects you by filtering incoming and
outgoing traffic and allows only trusted programs to communicate through
internet. You can turn on Windows Firewall from Control Panel => Windows
Firewall. You must be logged in as Administrator to change this setting.
*3. Install good anti-virus software.* Anti-virus software protects your
computer from viruses that can damage your computer. Only installing
anti-virus software is not enough. Your anti-virus software must be updated
regularly with latest virus definition database, as new viruses are found
daily.
*4. Run windows in a restricted mode.* When you log in using a limited
account, you are protecting your computer from various threats, as limited
account runs in restricted mode and can not damage your computer by changing
system files or registry. In fact, limited account can not install new
programs and can not write to system files or registry, thus making you safe
from unwanted programs which gets installed automatically from internet
without your knowledge. Log in as Administrator only when you want to do
some maintenance work or install new programs.
*5. Do NOT click on untrusted links.* You should not click any link received
in your email, unless you trust the sender. If you click on this untrusted
links, it can take you to fake websites and can steal your user name,
password, credit card details, or can install unwanted programs without your
knowledge. Instead of clicking on the link you received in your email, copy
the link address and paste it in a new browser window. Before writing your
user name, password, credit card and any other personal details, recheck the
domain name in address bar.
*6. Do NOT write in pop up windows.* You should write your user name,
password, credit card and any other personal details in main window only. If
during your work, any pop up window opens asking your password or credit
card details, close it immediately. DO NOT write your personal information
in any pop up window.
--
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Keep Smiling
PANKAJ SHARMA
pankaj.pkj1@gmail.com
"You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you"
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Saajan vo aane wala hai…..
Posted by: "VIK" muskanmy_love143@yahoo.co.in muskanmy_love143
Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:00 am (PDT)
Mehaka 2 sa lagge gulshan aaj ye kyu
Behaka 2 sa lagge har bhanvara aaj ye kyu
Khile 2 phoolon se khili 2 kaliyo se
Jhuki 2 daliyon se hari hari pattiyon se
Aaj lagge ye kyu ki suhana mausam aane wala hai€ ¢â' ¦
Dil ko mehaka de jo saajan vo aane wale hai€ ¢â' ¦
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Chahaki 2 ye bulbul meetha 2 gaati ye koyal
Masti mein nachati hui gori ke€ ¢Â payal ki€ ¢Â runjhun se
Yadon mein doobe huye dil ki ujhan se
Aaj lagge ye kyu dil ko chhoo jaye jo vo raag koi gane wala hai
Dil ko pyara lagta hai jo saajan vo aane wala hai€ ¢â' ¦..
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In mast hawaon se in mehaki fizaon se
Do matwale naino ke kajal se
Masti mein jhoomate badal se
Rimjhim hoti barish se aaj lagge ye kyu..
Aaj lagge ye kyu man ko sukoon de de jo
Najar saajan vo aane wala hai€ ¢â' ¦â' ¦
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Saajan vo aane wala hai€ ¢â' ¦..
vikramaditya rana
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Love and Sorrow
Posted by: "Narayana H" narayana_h@yahoo.com narayana_h
Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:45 am (PDT)
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Love and Sorrow...Felt By All God's Creatures
Swallows: Here his wife is injured and the condition is fatal.
She was hit by a car as she swooped low across the road.
Here he brought her food and attended to her with love and compassion.
He brought her food again but was shocked to find her dead.
He tried to move her....a rarely-seen effort for swallows!
Aware that his sweetheart is dead and will never come back to him again,
he cries with adoring love.
He stood beside her, saddened of her death.
Finally aware that she would never return to him, he
stood beside her body with sadness and sorrow.
Millions of people cried after watching this picture in
America and Europe and even in India. It is said that the
photographer sold these pictures for a nominal fee to the
most famous newspaper in France. All copies of that
newspaper were sold out on the day these pictures were published.
And many people think animals don't have a brain or feelings?????
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Dosti..Tumhari...
Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com pradeepsharma1969
Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:52 am (PDT)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~* ~*~*~*~*~
>>"..Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai DOSTI tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~* ~*~*~*~*~
>>"..Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
dono mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai..."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~* ~*~*~*~*~
>>"..DOSTI ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam..."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~* ~*~*~*~*~
>>"..Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete..."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~* ~*~*~*~*~
>>..I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends. .."
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------------------Ur' s Frnd 4ever..----- --------- --------- -
Wishing to be a freind, is a quick work,,,
but freindship is a slow-ripening fruit....
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kahi Andhera to Kahi Sham Hogi
Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com pradeepsharma1969
Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:55 am (PDT)
Kahi Andhera to Kahi Sham Hogi,
Meri Har Khushi Tere Naam Hogi,
Kuch Mang k to Dekh Humse ae Dost,
Hothon pe Hasi aur Hatheli pe Jaan Hogi.....
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Wada Na Karo Agar Tum Nibha Na Sako,
Chaho Na Usko Jise Tum Pa Na Sako,
Dost To Duniya Me Bahot Hote Hai,
Par Ek Khas Rakho Jiske Bina Tum Muskura Na Sako......
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payar ka daard
Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com pradeepsharma1969
Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:00 am (PDT)
Agar aapke dil ka mere dil se nahi hai koi RISHTA,
to aapaka dil mere seene me dhadkata kyu hai,
dard to aapne meetha hi diya hai dil ko,
lekin ye khara pani aakhon se chhalkta kyo hai,
jamin me kuchh nami si thi, foolo ke aanchal me,kuchh kami si thi.
Meri muhabbat thukara kar jane wale ye to bata de meri mohabbat me kami kya thi
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``` search g00gle mOre efficiently ```
Posted by: "~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~" zzshashizz@yahoo.com zzshashizz
Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:30 am (PDT)
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1. Definitions -Pull up the definition of the word by typing define followed by the word you want the definition for. For example, typing:define bravurawould display the definition of that word.
2. Local search -Visit Google Local enter the area you want to search and the keyword of the place you want to find. For example, typing:restaurantat the above link would display local restaurants.
3.Phone number lookup -Enter a full phone number with area code to display the name and address associated with that phone number.
4. Find weather -Type weather followed by a zip code or city and state to display current weather conditions and forecasts for upcoming days.
5. Track airline flight -Enter the airline and flight number to display the status of an airline flight and it's arrival time. For example, type:delta 123to display this flight information if available.
6. Track packages-Enter a UPS, FedEx or USPS tracking number to get a direct link to track your packages.
7.Pages linked to you -See what other web pages are linking to your website or blog by typing link: followed by your URL. For example, typinglink:displays all pages linking to Computer Hope.
8. Find PDF results only -Add filetype: to your search to display results that only match a certain file type. For example, if you wanted to display PDF results only type: "dell xps" filetype:pdf-- this is a great way to find online manuals.
9. Calculator -Use the Google Search engine as a calculator by typing a math problem in the search. For example, typing:100 + 200would display results as 300.
10. Stocks -Quickly get to a stock quote price, chart, and related links by typing the stock symbol in Google. For example, typing:msftwill display the stock information for Microsoft.
€ ¦ http://www.articlef lix.com
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teri chahat ka
Posted by: "Shankar" shankaradhikari99@yahoo.com shankaradhikari99
Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:38 am (PDT)
teri chahat ka khwab lie baitha tha
khwab to khwab rah gaya mai tut ke bikhar gaya
uljhi hui jindagi me maayusi chha gaya
is bhari duniya me mai tanha hi rah gaya
ajnabi raho me ajnabi mil gay
ajnabi jo mile nain bhi mil gay
nain jo mile chupke se dil le gay
dil jo le gay chain bhi le gay
chain jo le gay nind bhi le gay
nind jo le gay khwab wo de gay
khwab jab tuta to tanha hum rah gay
shankaradhikari
09910835188
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7 Ways To Make A Good Impressions
Posted by: "~* ~ RajesH ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com verygood101
Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:47 am (PDT)
7 Ways To Make A Good Impressions
Impressions are important:€ ¦ They leave an initial taste in people's mouths that can remain prevalent for the entire relationship. If you are paranoid about what kind of impression you make, run through these seven list items and see if you are consistent with them; if you are, then you will probably expose the best of yourself. If not, then work to meet these standards.
1.€ ¦ Dress: The absolute first impression you will make on someone will be through your clothing, because that is what is seen from a distance, and cannot change throughout your meeting. Make sure to dress according to the situation-don' t over or under dress-and maintain within the limits of good taste. If you aren't sure if what you're wearing looks good, ask people for an honest opinion. One last thought: always, and I mean always, pull up your pants.
2.€ ¦ Hygiene: Take a shower! Shave! Brush your teeth! You must be fully bathed and groomed before you meet with someone for the first time, because scruffy looking people generally don't seem as neat and mature. Pay attention to the little elements like breath: keep a pack of mint gum with you wherever you go, and periodically check to make sure you aren't killing bugs every time you breathe out. If you sweat heavily, keep a small stick of deodorant/Anti- Perspirant close, and if you notice you're stinking you can freshen up. People notice the minutiae!
3.€ ¦ Manners: At the table and with other people be civilized, polite and respectful: keep your elbows off of the table, open doors for people and address everyone-initially, at least-by their formal title. This will make an especially good impression on senior citizens, because you will prove that you aren't one of those "new fanged punks."
4.€ ¦ Speech: Have clean, clear diction and speak sans "like" or "you know." It is important to be articulate because that inspires a feeling of intelligence and education in the person you are meeting with. Always leave out profanity, and whatever you do, make sure to speak loud enough for all to hear, because conversationalists are easily agitated if you force them say "excuse me?" more than a few times.
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5.€ ¦ Discretion: Choose what to share about yourself: forget to tell everyone about that time you went camping and ruptured your appendix, then fell face first into a pile of bug infested leaves-it is rude and will alienate you from the group. Try to withhold from conversations on personal subjects like religion or more disgusting topics like personal medical care. Before you speak, think about the possible impact of what you might say, then imagine its implications in the long run.
6.€ ¦ Humor: Humor can be your most powerful tool or your doom, because everyone has a slightly different sense of humor. What might be hilarious to you might seem disgusting to another, or vice verse. Try to withhold from any jokes that aren't family or dinner table friendly; you can tell those later.
7.€ ¦ Start and End with a Bang: Whoever you are meeting with will remember how you greet them, and then in what manner you left them. If you feel you have trouble with this, practice a few different phrases in the mirror, and introduce elements like: "pleased to meet you," or "honored to make your acquaintance. " Ignore the antiquity of these phrases; it often makes them more memorable.
Making a good impression€ ¦ will set any relationship off on a good foot. If you are in a situation where you need to be judged at face value-such as a job interview or date-then make sure to go through this list and make sure you are within bounds of reason and good taste on all of your decisions.
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``` do U remember these ```
Posted by: "~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~" zzshashizz@yahoo.com zzshashizz
Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:11 pm (PDT)
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This one is one of the best mail we get to read in the recent time.. Even though the writer is unknown, kudos to his patience for penning down these old memories..u or me may be born in the late 70's or early 80's, but these memories still hold good ..
Seventy's Middle Class India- Elderly will remember olden days & Youngsters will Laugh
For those who grew up during the 70s in middle class India, here are some things that you can identify with € ¢â' '³ atleast I do!
Some never had a thing and went house to house to
enjoy them.
1. Though you may not publicly own to this, at the age of 12-17 years,you were very proud of your first "Bellbottom" or your first "Maxi"or your first Apache jeans.
2. Phantom & Mandrake were your only true
heroes. The brainy ones read"Competition Success Review".
3. Your "Camlin" geometry box & Natraj/Flora pencil was your prized possession.
4. The only "Holidays" you took were to go to your grandparents' or your cousins' houses.
5. Ice-cream meant only - either an orange stick, a vanilla stick € ¢â' '³ ora Choco Bar if you were better off than most.
6. You gave your neighbour€ ¢â' '¹s phone number to others with a € ¢â' '¸c/o€ ¢â' '¹ written against it because you had booked yours only 7 years ago and were still waiting for your number to come.
7. Your first family car (and the only one) was a Fiat or an Ambassador. This often had to be pushed by the entire family to get going.
8. The glass windows in the back seats used to get stuck at the two-thirds down level and used to irk the shit out of you! The window went down only if your puny arm could manage the tacky rotary handle to pull it down. Locking the door was easy. You just whacked the other tacky, non-rotary handle downwards.
9. Your mom had stitched the weirdest lace curtains for all the windows of the car. They were tied in the middle and if your dad was the comfort-oriented kinds, you had a magnificent small fan upfront.
10. Your parents were proud owners of HMT watches. You "earned" yours after SSC exams.
11. You have been to "Jumbo Circus"; have held your breath while the pretty young thing in the glittery skirt did acrobatics, quite enjoyed the
elephants hitting football, the motorcyclist vrooming in the "Mautka Gola" and it was politically okay to laugh your guts out at
dwarfs hitting each others bottoms!
12. You have atleast once heard "Hawa Mahal" on the radio.
13. If you had a TV, it was normal to expect the neighborhood to gather around to watch the Chitrahaar or the Sunday movie. If you didn't have a TV, you just went to a house that did. It mattered little if you knew the owners or not.
14. Sometimes the owners of these TVs got very creative and got a bi or even a tri-coloured anti-glare screen which they attached with two
side clips onto their Weston TVs. That confused the hell out of you!
15. Black & White TVs weren't so bad after all because cricket was played in whites.
16. You thought your Dad rocked because you got your own (the family's; not your own own!) colour TV when the Asian Games started.
Everyone else got the same idea as well and ever since, no one came over to your house and you didn't go to anyone else's.
17. You dreaded the death of any political leader because of the mourning they would announce on the TV. After all how much "Shashtriya Sangeet" can a kid take? Salma Sultana also didn't smile during the mourning.
18. You knew that "Indira Gandhi" was somebody really powerful and terribly important. And that's all you needed to know.
19. The only "Gadgets" in the house were the TV, the Fridge and possibly a mixer.
20. All the gadgets had to be duly covered with a crochet covers and sometimes even with ingenious, custom-fit plastic covers.
21. Movies meant Rajesh Khanna or Amitabh Bachchan. Before the start of the movie you always had to watch the obligatory "Newsreel".
22. You thought you were so rocking because you knew almost all the songs of Abba and Boney M.
23. Your hormones went crazy when you heard "Disco Deewane" by Naziya Hassan & Zoheb Hassan.
24.Schoolteachers, your parents and even your neighbours could whack you and it was all okay.
25. Photograph taking was a big thing. You were lucky if your family owned a camera. A reel of 36 exposures was valuable hence it justified the half hour preparation & "setting" & the "posing" for each picture. Therefore, you have atleast one family picture where everyone is holding their breath and standing at attention!
And we were really happy then....see what the new technology has brought you to...no peace of mind, only pressure and stress
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Can you sell a dead donkey?
Posted by: "Vicky" padale_vikas@yahoo.co.in padale_vikas
Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:32 pm (PDT)
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Regards,
Vikas Padale,
"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."
Can you sell a dead donkey?
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night."
Kenny replied: "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said: "OK then, just unload the donkey.."
The farmer asked: "What ya gonna do with him?"
Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off." (Note: To raffle is to sell a thing by lottery - draw lot - to a group of people each paying the same amount for a ticket)
Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars."
Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
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