Monday, April 5, 2010

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2579

Messages In This Digest (6 Messages)

How friendship breaks.... From: ajmal sheikh
Change your attitude & enjoy the rest. From: TABASSUM KADRI
``` an eGyptian interview :: thats funny ``` From: ~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~
Dosti From: NarSingh
Dost From: NarSingh
Relatonship From: NarSingh



How friendship breaks....

Posted by: "ajmal sheikh"   sheikhajmal7

Sun Apr 4, 2010 8:44 am (PDT)




Both Friends Will Think The Other Is Busy

And Will Not Contact Thinking It May Be Disturbing..

As Time Passes

Both Will Think Let The Other Contact

After That each Will Think Why I Should Contact First ?

Here Your Love Will Be Converted To Hate

Finally Without Contact The Memory Becomes Weak

They Forget Each Other.

So Keep In Touch With All And Pass This TO All Your Friends...
I Don`t Want To be One Of This Kind.

So Here I Am sending Mail

To Say

Dear .

I Am Fine Here

Please keep in touch with me

Baapu Ne Bola Hai.......

'Agar koi tumhe Email na kare, Good Morning/Good Evening na bole,

Call/SMS bhi na kare... to koi baat nahi, tum Email karte raho....

Good Morning/Good Evening bolate raho......

Call/SMS bhi karate raho.......

Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi.

Aur vo tumhe E-Mail/Call/ SMS jaroor Karega/Karegi'

Aur agar fir bhi koi E-Mail/Call/ SMS nahi aaye,

to uske paas jana, use ek Guldasta dena...... aur kahna.......



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Change your attitude & enjoy the rest.

Posted by: "TABASSUM KADRI"   kadritabassum

Sun Apr 4, 2010 8:53 am (PDT)


Dear all

Good one.....


 this  and  you  will  not  go wrong  for
the rest of your life. I am
challenging you. Be good and the world will be
 too good to you. Enjoy.

   1. When Snake is
alive, Snake eats Ants.
              When Snake is dead, Ants eat
    Time can turn at any time.
   Don't neglect anyone in your life........ ...

               2. Never make the same
mistake twice,
      There are so many new ones,
               Try a different one
each day.

   3. A good way to change someone's attitude
is to change our own.
        Because, the same sun
melts butter, also hardens clay!
  Life is as we think, so think beautifully..

    4. Life is just like a sea, we are moving without end.
Nothing stays with us,
what remain is just the memories of some people who
touched us as Waves..

Whenever you want to know how rich you are?
              Never count your
just try to Drop a Tear and count how many hands reach out to
WIPE that-
      that is true richness.

  6. Heart tells
the eyes see less, because you see and I suffer lot.
 Eyes replied, feel less because you feel and I cry a

       7. Never change your originality
for the sake of others,
          because no one
can play your role better than you.
      So be yourself,
because whatever you are, YOU are the best.

     8. Baby mosquito came back after 1st time
dad asked him "How do you feel?"
     He replied "It was
wonderful, Everyone was clapping for me!"
        Now thats what I call Positive



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``` an eGyptian interview :: thats funny ```

Posted by: "~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~"   zzshashizz

Sun Apr 4, 2010 9:03 am (PDT)


An Egyptian Interview

Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: Hello

Reporter: Do u speak English
Egyptian: Berfect

Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u
Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind

Reporter: What's your name?
Egyptian: Taha

Reporter: Sex?
Taha: I love it

Reporter: oh no, I meant male or female?
Taha(yelling) : what do u sink?

Reporter: it's just for the sake of the report. Never mind... male....
Taha: No... I like female

Reporter: How do u find life here in Egypt ?
Taha: Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz

Reporter: Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?
Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food

Reporter: DO YOU WORK?
Taha: Yas, when I am not buzy..

Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt ?
Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did a circle street and za mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!!

Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt ?
Taha: I do not undurztand what u say

Reporter: I do u deal with money problems in egypt ?
Taha: Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..a lot of water..and we have byramidz

Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make frend I know make money at home..and he go to brizon.. if u make money at home.. you will go to brizon

Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
Taha: me? ...Not a lot…..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah?

Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment

Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?
Taha: Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way

Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha: What duz zat mean?

Reporter: Do u choose your president
Taha: Who, Mubarak?

Reporter: yes
Taha(nervously) : I didn't give my voice..But if I was. I will give him my voice

Reporter: Why him?
Taha: Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane

Reporter: But there r no wars right now
Taha: But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it

Reporter: what about the last 26 years?
Taha: I got marry..and have Ahmed an d Amira..and……….

Reporter: No, I meant Mubarak.
Taha: He also marry… and have…

Reporter (interrupting) :No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha: He build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way

Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha: No broblem, only 10 bounds

Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this
Taha: ok ok…. Zanks a lot



Posted by: "NarSingh"   narsingh_yadav786

Sun Apr 4, 2010 9:50 am (PDT)

Zindgi ke tufaano ka sahil h dosti,
Dil ke armano ki manzil h dosti,
Zindgi ban jayegi janat agar,
Maut tak saath rahegi aapki dosti.




Posted by: "NarSingh"   narsingh_yadav786

Sun Apr 4, 2010 9:52 am (PDT)

[=;] Zindgi nahi hume dosto se pyari.
Dosto pe haazir hai jaan humari.
Aankho me hamare asoon h to kya.
Jaan se bhi pyari hai muskaan tumhari...




Posted by: "NarSingh"   narsingh_yadav786

Sun Apr 4, 2010 10:02 am (PDT)

Aap Relationship doesn't shine by just shaking hands in best of
times..But..It blossoms by holding hands firmly in critical


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