Messages In This Digest (8 Messages)
- 1.
- (Touching) - Please Dont Drink & Drive From: Pankaj Sharma
- 2.
- (Informative) Containes all 26 alphabets in english. From: Pankaj Sharma
- 3.
- (Nice) Axe Story New Version From: Pankaj Sharma
- 5.
- Beware From: TABASSUM KADRI
- 6.
- SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-41-42-43-44-45-46-47-48-49-50 From: suhani
- 7.
- Chimpanzees Feel Grief For Their Dead From: Deepak Punjabi
- 8.
- The Colors of Friendship.....J From: ©Ever Smile J ©
Messages
- 1.
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(Touching) - Please Dont Drink & Drive
Posted by: "Pankaj Sharma" pankaj.pkj6@gmail.com
Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:53 am (PDT)
I went to a party Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.
I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.
As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom....
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time..
I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.
The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you, you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?
Someone took the effort to write this poem. So please, forward this
To as many people as you can. And see if we can get a chain going
Around the world that will make people understand that
Don't mix drinking and driving.
PLEASE DO THE FAVOR.
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Keep Smiling
PANKAJ SHARMA
pankaj.pkj1@gmail.com
"You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you"
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Keep Smiling
PANKAJ SHARMA
pankaj.pkj1@gmail.com
"You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you"
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(Informative) Containes all 26 alphabets in english.
Posted by: "Pankaj Sharma" pankaj.pkj6@gmail.com
Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:57 am (PDT)
I KNOW YOU ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THE SAME, BUT I SEND THIS FOR REFRESH YOUR
MEMORY :)
" A BROWN FOX JUMPED QUICKLY
OVER THE LAZY DOGS"
what is the special for this sentence.,
Containes all 26 alphabets in english.
--
Keep Smiling
PANKAJ SHARMA
pankaj.pkj1@gmail.com
"You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you"
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(Nice) Axe Story New Version
Posted by: "Pankaj Sharma" pankaj.pkj6@gmail.com
Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:03 am (PDT)
If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a
man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!
"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared
and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed
the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is
this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your
axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe.
"Is this your
axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes
to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with
ANGELINA JOLIE "Is
this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You
would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you
would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have
given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care
of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE HONORABLE MEN!!!
--
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Keep Smiling
PANKAJ SHARMA
pankaj.pkj1@gmail.com
"You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you"
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 371-372-373-374-375-376-377-378-379-380
Posted by: "neha s" nehashah20f@yahoo.com nehashah20f
Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:16 am (PDT)
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 371
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 371
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Pahli mulakaat me kuch aisa hua ehasaas,
Ki ham bayaan bhi na kar paaye,
Aakhir mulakaat me kuch to kahna hi tha unase,
Yahi sochate huye unhe tanha chod aaye.
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Khaali saanse bhi nishaan rakhti hai,
Toote huye dil bhi aramaan rakhte hai,
Jo khamoshi se gujar jaaye wo dariya bhi
Dil me toofan rakhte hai.
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Kaash banaane waale na hame aansu banaya hota,
Aur usaki aankh me basaya hota,
Jab girate unaki aankh se unki god me,
To hame marane ka maja bhi aaya hota.
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Pyaar ka rishta to toda toone,
Ab jo rishta hai wo tod na jana,
Denge saath har mod pe tujhako,
Beech raaste pe hamko kabhi chod na jana.
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Aaj kuch kami hai tere bagair,
Na rang hai na roshani hai tere bagair,
Waqt apni raftaar se chal raha hai,
Bas dhadkan thamni hai tere bagair.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 372
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 372
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Duniya me koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta,
Marne waale ke saath har koi nahi marta,
Are marne ki baat to chodo,
Yaha jindagi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta.
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Na jaane ye najre kyon udaas rahti hai,
Na jaane ise kiski talaash rahti hai?
Ye jaankar bhi ki wo kismat me nahi hai,
Phir bhi unhe paane ki aas rahti hai.
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Fareb tha ya hasi, main aashiki samajh baitha,
Maut ko hi apni jindagi samajh baitha,
Waqt ka majaak tha yaa badnaseeb meri,
Unki do baato ko main chaahat samajh baitha.
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Yaado ki keemat wo kya jaane jo,
Khud hi yaado ko mita diya karte hai.
Yaado ka matlab to unse poocho jo,
Yaado ke sahaare jiya karte hai.
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Na wo aa sake na ham jaa sake,
Darde dil kisi ko na suna sake,
Yaado ko lekar bahte hai aansu me unki,
Na wo bhula sake na ham bhula sake.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 373
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 373
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Dil ne kaha yaad karna chod do,
Dil ne kaha yaad karna chod do...
Tum to hamaare saanso me base ho to,
Kya saans lena chod du...?
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Dil ke kareeb aakar wo jab door ho gaye,
Saare haseen khwaab choor-choor ho gaye,
Hamne wafa nibhaaI to sirf badnaami mili,
Par wo bewafaai karke mashhoor ho gaye.
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Jindagi gamo ka pulinda hai,
Khushiya aaj kal chunnida hai,
Kabhi yaad kar liya karo is naacheej ko yaar,
Yah shakhs abhi tak jinda hai.
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Kuch pal hote hai, kuch pal ke liye,
Jee le inhe ham har pal ke liye,
Ye waqt to ret ki tarah fisal jaayega,
De jaayenge yaade umra bhar ke liye...
********************* ********
Apni bebsi par aaj rona aaya,
Doosro ne kya, mujhe apno ne aajmaya,
Hamne har dost ki tanhaai door ki lekin,
Khud ko har mod par akela paya.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 374
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 374
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Yaado me hamaari wo kabhi khoye honge,
Khuli aankhon se wo kabhi soye honge,
Mana haseen hai ek ada gam chupaane ki,
Par haste-haste wo bhi kabhi roye honge.
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Kudrat ke karishmo me agar raat na hoti,
Khwaabo me bhi unse mulakaat na hoti,
Ye dil to hai har gam ki wajah,
Ye dil hi na hota to koi baat na hoti.
********************* ********
Dil aapko dene ka faisla kar chuke hai ham,
Ab aapki marjee hai ki rakho ya chod do,
Ham to chaahte hai is dil ko jodna aapse,
Ab aapki marjee hai dil jode ya tod de.
********************* ********
Agar aap barsaat ka maja chaaho,
To in aankhon me aakar baso,
Kyonki barsaat to barso me barasti hai aur
Ye aankhen to barso se barasti hai.
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Har rishta mila viraasat me,
Phir dosti alag se kyon banaai hai,
Kyonki baaki rishte banaaye the khuda ne,
Aur dosti khud khuda ki parchaai hai.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 375
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 375
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Har mulakaat unse adhoori si rahi,
Har khushi me kuch kami si rahi,
Khwaab kya dekhe ham ne tumhare,
Neend ki aankhon se dushmani si rahi.
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Dooriyo se fark padta nahi,
Baat to dilo kee jubaan se hoti hai,
Bhaai chara to khaas kuch aap jaiso se hai,
Warna mulakaat to kitno se hoti hai.
********************* ********
Ye pyari nigaahe yaad rahengi,
Milkar na milne ki ada yaad rahengi,
Mumkin nahi ki me tumhe bhula du,
Par tumhe bhi umra bhar meri yaad rahegi.
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Chaand-taare chhup gaye, beet gaye hai raat,
Dhoop sunhari dekhakar jaag gaya sansaar,
Din gujare acha, karte dua hajaar,
Bhej rahe hai ham aapko subah ka namaskar.
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Yun to ham bhi madad kiya nahi karte,
Kisi se bhi aise hi mulakaat kiya nahi karte,
Ye to aapse hai dil ka rishta,
Warna SMS to kya, ham kisi ko apna,
Mobile number bhi diya nahi karte.
********************* ********
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 376
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 376
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Saath deta jo samay to aap hamaare hote,
Ham bhi auro ki tarah aapke pyare hote,
Ye mere aansu jinhe poochne wala bhi nahi koi,
Aanchal inhe milta to ye bhi sitaare hote.
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Aaj phir khuda ne poocha,
Tera hasta hua chehra udaas kyon hai?
Barasti nigaaho me udaasi kyon hai?
Jinaki najaro me tu kuch bhi nahi,
Wo tere liye itna khaas kyon hai...?
********************* ********
Din-raat aahe bharte hai yaad me,
Par mohabbat ka ijahaar kyon nahi karte?
Najar se najar takraati hai har baar,
Chaah kar bhi aankhen chaar kyon nahi karte?
Poocho hamse bhi hamaare dil ki halaat,
Aankhon me chupe pyar ka aitbaar kyon nahi karte?
********************* ********
Mujhe teri wafao par aitabaar bahut hai,
Teri kasam tujhase mujhe pyaar bahut hai.
********************* ********
Aapko kya lagta hai ki ham aapse flirt karte hai,
Ruko, sambhalo, abhi ke abhi aapko alert karte hai,
Are, ye to mahaul aur mausam ka asar hai,
Warna yun hi ham bhi time waste kiya nahi karte.
********************* ********
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 377
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 377
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Aap kutte, gadhe, suar, lomdi,
Kauwe aur kabootar jaise hai,
Mera matlab aap wafadaar,
Mehnati, chalaak, smart aur shant hai.
********************* ********
Bhool kar hamne kabhi khopdi mundwaai nahi,
Par na smajhe ki aapki society me koi nal nahi,
Kaam chal jaaye jab haseeno ki jootiyo se,
To kya shikaayat hai ki naI se banwaayi nahi.
********************* ********
Palko ki is luka-chupi ko
Dil kehta hai ki main pyaar maan lu,
Na keh kar tum hans dete ho,
Kaise me inkaar maan lu.
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Jab bhi jikra hoga mera tere saamne kabhi,
To tanhaai me jaakar tum aansu bahaya karoge bahut,
Meri jindagi ko rota tadapta chodkar,
Tum apni bewafaai par pachtaya karoge bahut.
********************* ********
Naajneen husn malaika, nakhra-e-saaz ho tum,
Dilkash mohabbat ka haseen andaaj ho tum,
Kyon raaj se raaj ka raaj ho tum,
Taj nahi mere dil ki mumtaj ho tum.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 378
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 378
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Aap rootha na karo hamse,
Mere dil ki dhadkan bad jaati hai,
Dil to aapke naam kar chuke hai,
Jaan bas baaki hai,
Wo bhi nikal jaati hai.
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Khushiyo ke din dhal gaye,
Mujhe gam ki raato ne ghera hai,
Intajaar hardam jaane kab hoga sawera,
Ummeed ki thi jinse dil ko dilasa dene ki,
Aaj unhone hi dekho dil toda hai.
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Wo mithaai hi kya, jisme shakar na ho,
Wo gaadi hi kya, jisme koi takkar na ho,
Aur wo jindagi hi kya,
Jisme koi chakar na ho.
********************* ********
Shabnam se kya phool khile,
Jab tak ki barsaat na ho,
SMS se kya dil bhare jab tak,
Ki baat na ho.
********************* ********
2 hi pal office me gujarte hai khush-haal,
Ek boss ke aane se pehle aur
Ek boss ke jaane ke baad.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 379
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 379
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Log bedard hai yaha, jaalim saara jamana hai,
Dushman huye apne paraye, saya tak begana hai,
Kis par ab yakeen kare ham,
Ae sanam is shehar par har shaks pyaar se anjana hai.
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Galat najar se dekhoge to har jagah kharabi milegi,
Aur sahi najar se dekhoge to har sundar ladki tumhe,
Apni bhaabhi lagegi,
Sada khush raho, tumhara bada bhaaI.
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Mar gaye kitne yaha par pyaas se,
Boond saagar me baras kar reh gai,
Ham sochte hai aayega tera SMS,
Par phir ye nigaahe taras kar reh gai.
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Jawaani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
Husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,
Ham ijahaar karne me kya dheele ho gaye,
Ki unke haath peele ho gaye.
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Sochoge jab bhi tum chaahne waalo ki tarah,
Yaad aa jaayenge ham toote huye pyalo ki tarah,
Jab bhi tanhaai me andhero se dar jaaoge tum,
Meri yaade kamre me fel jaayengi ujaalo ki tarah...
********************* ********
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 380
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 380
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Itane din se jalane nahi aaya,
Galti huyi aag ko bujhaane nahi aaya,
Kehta tha saath jiyenge aur saath marenge,
Ab rooth gaye hai ham, magar abhi wo manane nahi aaya.
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Akal underwear ki tarah hoti hai,
Jo honi sab ke paas chaahiye,
Par jaroori nahi ki sabko,
Dikhaayi jaaye.
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Maut maangta hu to jindagi khafa ho jaati hai,
Jehar lete hai to wo bhi dawa ho jaati hai,
Tu hi bata ae mere dost me kya karu,
Jisko bhi chaahte hai wo bewafa ho jaati hai.
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Khali purse haath me usko thama deta hu me,
Yu hatheli par kabhi sarso jama deta hu me,
Jab kabhi begam ka para had se jyada chad jaaye,
To sabse pehle jootiya uski chupa deta hu me.
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Gulaab ko bhi kamal bana dete,
Uski ek ada kaI gajal bana dete,
Kambakht marti nahi mujh par ladkiya,
Warna ham bhi ek Taj mahal bana dete.
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Beware
Posted by: "TABASSUM KADRI" kadritabassum@yahoo.com kadritabassum
Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:20 am (PDT)
--- On Tue, 4/27/10, iqbal.k <iqbal.k@panasonicenergy.in > wrote:
From: iqbal.k <iqbal.k@panasonicenergy.in >
Subject: Fw: Beware
To: "tabassum kadri" <kadritabassum@yahoo.com >
Date: Tuesday, April 27, 2010, 8:52 AM
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----- Original Message -----
From: Mangala
To: Pritha Mukherjee ; Aparna Trivedi ; Asmita Parmar ; Iqbal
- Mktg ; Daxa
Sent: Tuesday, April 27, 2010 8:32 AM
Subject: Fw: Beware
€ ¦
----- Original Message -----
From: Hemant
Chavan
To: chavan.mangala
Sent: Monday, April 26, 2010 8:00 PM
Subject: Beware
€ ¦
Dear All,
Mumbai police are
facing a strange case of rape in which the victim has not even seen the
criminal. There is a new way to rape women. The victim left the office after
work and saw a little child crying on the road. Feeling pity for the child, she
went and asked what happened. The child said, I am lost. Can you take me home
please?' Then the child gave her a slip and told the girl where the address is.
The girl, being an average kind person, didn't suspect anything and took the
child there. And there when she arrived to the 'child's home', she pressed the
door bell, she received a shock as the bell was wired with high voltage current,
and she fainted.
The next
day when she woke up, she found herself in an
empty house up in the hills, with nothing on.. She didn't even get to see the
face of the attacker...
Nowadays crimes are targeted on kind people. Next
time if the same situation occurs, never bring the child to the intended place.
If the child insists, then take the child to the police station.
Lost
children are best sent to the police stations. Please send this to all your
female friends. Guys forward it to all the women you care about
- Mumbai
Police -
--
" Monitor alone uses more than half of computer's total
power. I choose to switch off the monitor every time I take a
break."
Please consider your environmental responsibility before
Printing.
Save paper, save water
Say no to
Plastic
- 6.
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-41-42-43-44-45-46-47-48-49-50
Posted by: "suhani" suhanisharma21f@gmail.com suhanisharma21f
Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:21 am (PDT)
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-041
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-041
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Baap- "Andhera hone se pehle ghar aa jaana|"
Beti- "Lekin papa, ab mai bachi nahi hu|"
Baap- "Mujhe maaloom hai| isliye mai tumhe keh
raha hu ki andhera hone se pehle ghar aa jaana|"
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Santa- "Kuwara hone se jyaada buri baat
kya ho sakti hai?"
Banta- "Kuware ka ladka hona|"
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Santa- "Meri patni bahut jhooth bolti hai| kal teen
ghante ghar se gaayab rahi| vapsi par mujhe bataya ki
vah apni saheli geeta ke saath film dekhne gayi thi|"
Banta- "Magar tumhe kaise pata chala ki vah
jhooth bol rahi thi?"
Santa- "Us samay geeta ke saath mai film dekh raha tha|"
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Premi- "Mai tumse pyaar karta hu salma|"
Premika- "Meri ammi is pyaar-mohabbat ko thik
nahi samajhti|"
Premi- "Are gajab khuda ka... mai tumhari ammi
se pyaar nahi karta|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-042
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-042
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Ek paadri ne ek sunder yuvti se kaha- "Raat mai
poore teen ghante tak tumhaare liye dua karta raha|"
Yuvti- "Aapne bekaar itna kasht uthaaya| Agar
aap dua ki jagah mujhe phone bhi kar dete to mai
paanch minute me aapke paas pahunch jaati|"
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Ramesh- "Aajkal to har cheej ki kifaayat ho rahi hai|"
Dinesh- "Yaar, vah kaise?"
Ramesh- "Hamaare pados me ek dropadi aunty rehti
hai, magar unka ek hi pati hai|"
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Kabaadi- "Bahanji, puraana ya raddi maal hai kya?"
Gruhni- "Ve baahar gaye hai| Lautkar aaye tab aana|"
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Seeta- "Aaj mere pati ka janamdin hai, samajh me
nahi aa raha hai ki unhe kya uphaar du?"
Geeta- "Uphaar apni pasand ka dena chahti ho
ya unki pasand ka?"
Seeta- "Unki pasand ka| Aakhir unka janamdin hai|"
Geeta- "Talaak de do|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-043
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-043
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Pita- "To ab tum samajh gaye ki Raja aur Raashtrapati me kya antar hai?"
Putra- "Haa pitaji| Raja to apne mann ka maalik
hai aur Raashtrapati nahi hai|"
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Pita- "Tum hi vah bahadur naujavaan ho, jisne mere
ladke ko nadi me doobne se bachaya tha?"
Naujavaan- "Ji haan, lekin isme fikra ki kya baat hai?"
Pita- "Fikra ki baat kaise nahi hai?
Uski topi kahaan hai?"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Police- "Jab mai paida hua tha to Military waalo ne
ikkees tope chalai thi|"
Chor- "Kamaal hai! Sabka nishaana chook gaya?"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Fire brigade kaaryalay me Netaji ka phone aaya
Netaji- "Jaldi aaye! Hamari party ke daftar me
aag lag gayi hai|"
Fire brigade waale ravaana hone hi lage the ki unhi
Netaji ka phir phone aaya- "Jaldi aane ki koi jarurat
nahi| Jab ji chahe, aaye| Maine vo party chod di hai|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-044
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-044
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Ek aadmi ki patni mar gayi| Shavdaah ke dauraan patni ka
ek premi badi jor-jor se hichkiya le-lekar rone laga| Pati kuch shan dekhta raha, lekin jab premi ka rona band nahi
hua to vah uske paas pahucha aur saantvanapurna swar me bola-
"Hausla rakho bhai| Mai jaldi hi doosri shaadi kar lunga|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Ticket checker- "Haan, bhai saahab, aapka ticket?"
Yaatri- "Ye lijiye do ticket|"
Checker- "Aapke saath aur kaun hai?"
Yaatri- "Saahab, mai bilkul akela hoon|"
Checker- "To phir yah doosra ticket kiske liye hai?"
Yaatri- "Ji, kahi pehla ticket kho jaye, to doosra kaam
aa jayega aur is prakaar jurmana nahi hoga|"
Checker- "Lekin agar dono kho jaye to?"
Yaatri- "Ussi sthiti se bachne ke liye maine all route paas banvaya hua hai|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Master- "Deepu, aadamkhor kaun hota hai?"
Deepu- "Mujhe nahi maaloom, master saahab|"
Master- "Agar tum maa-baap ko kha jao to tum kya kehlaoge?"
Deepu- "Yateem|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Adyapak- "Gopal batao, Rekha kise kehte hai?"
Gopal- "Ji, meri badi didi ko|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-045
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-045
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Premi- "Darling, ye soot jo maine pehna hua hai,
Traveling soot hai|"
Premika- "Kaise?"
Premi- "Sabse pehle ise mere dada ne pehna,
phir mere papa ne, ab ise mai pehan raha hoon|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Premika- "Chalte waqt tumhara joota bahut shor
machata hai, shaayad yah chori ka hai?"
Premi- "Agar aisa hota to coat, patloon tatha
hat se bhi aisi aawaje nikalti|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Pita (gusse se)- "Car ka kya karega? Ishwar ne
do taange kisliye di hai?"
Beta- "Break aur eksilator dabane ke liye|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Pati- "Kya baat hai, aadhe ghante me hi phone rakh diya,
baatein karne ko aaj koi topic nahi tha kya?"
Patni- "Wrong number lag gaya tha ji, koi sarla thi|
jaan na pehchaan, usse kya baatein karti?"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-046
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-046
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Inspector- "Jis aadmi ne tumhe maara-pita,
kya tum uska huliya bayaan kar sakte ho?"
Santa- "Inspector saahab, mai uska huliya hi to
bayaan kar raha tha ki usne mujhe peetna shuru kar diya|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Ek aadmi- "Tumhara is ladke se kya rishta hai?"
Ladka- "Ji! bahut door ka rishta hai|"
Aadmi- "Phir bhi kya rishta hai?"
Ladka- "Ji! vah mera saga bhai hai|"
Aadmi- "To tum ise door ka rishta kyu batate ho?"
Ladka- "kyuki iske aur mere beech saat bhai aur hai|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Ek sharabi airport ke baahar khada tha|
Ek vardhidhaari yuvak udhar se gujra|
Sharabi- "Abe! ek Taxi le aao|"
Yuvak- "Andhe ho kya? Mai Pilot hoon,
Taxi Driver nahi|"
Sharabi- "To naraz kyu hote ho, ek Jumbo Jet le aao|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Saali- "Abhi-abhi maine sapna dekha ki mujhe naukri
mil gayi hai aur mai duty se vaapas aayi hoon|"
Jija- "Isliye tum thaki-thaki najar aa rahi ho|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-047
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-047
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Ek mahila ki aankh sooji thi|
Padosan- "Kya hua?"
Mahila- "Mere pati ne maara|"
Padosan- "Lekin mera khyaal tha ki tumhare pati
Mumbai gaye hue hai|"
Mahila- "Mera bhi yahi khyaal tha|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Sohan- "Meri lakdi ki taang mujhe bahut dukh de rahi hai|"
Ramu- "Kamaal hai| Lakdi ki taang tumhe kaise
dukh de sakti hai?"
Sohan- "Aaj meri biwi ne vah taang mere sir par maar di|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Teacher- "Mujhe hairani hai ki tum akele itni
saari galtiya karte ho|"
Ladka- "Ye saari galtiya maine akele nahi ki sir,
mere papa ne bhi isme meri sahayta ki hai|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Chota bacha pehle din school gaya| Shaam ko lauta to maa ne poocha- "School kaisa laga?"
Bacha- "School bada acha tha, parantu hamari teacher ko to kuch bhi nahi aata| Aaj mujhse hi poochne lagi ki ek aur ek kitne hote hai, tab mujhe batana pada unhe|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-048
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-048
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Santa- "Mujhe lakhpati banane ka shrey meri patni ko hai|"
Banta- "Acha! Aap pehle kya the?"
Santa- "Crorepati|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Santa- "Kyu bhai, tumhare ghar me to naukrani thi|
Pehle vahi bartan maanjti thi, aaj tum khud bartan kyu maanj rahe ho?"
Banta- "Maine usse shaadi jo kar li hai|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Bandook chalane ki training di ja rahi thi|
Bandook ki goliya nishaane se idhar-udhar ja rahi thi|
Shikshak cheekha- "Kya kar rahe ho, goliya kaha ja rahi hai?"
Vidhyarthi ne upar dekha aur bola- "Jara dekhiye,
kaha ja rahi hai? Meri bandook se to thik hi nikal rahi hai|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Pati-patni jhagad rahe the|
Pati- "Tumne to mujhe kutta samajh rakha hai|"
Patni- "Bilkul nahi| Ab bhagwan ke liye bhaukna band karo|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-049
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-049
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Doctor ne rogi ke seene ki jaanch stethoscope se shuru ki hi thi ki unki dukaan me baithe ek baalak ne apni maa se poocha- "Doctor saahab, yah kya kar rahe hai?"
Maa- "Vah uske shareer ke bheetar telephone karke pooch rahe hai ki andar kya-kya marj hai?"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Santa- "Meri Priya se mangni toot gayi hai|
Usne mujhse shaadi karne se inkaar kar diya hai|"
Banta- "Tumne use apne lakhpati chacha ke baare
me nahi bataya?"
Santa- "Bataya tha|...Ab vah meri chachi hai|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Seeta ne apni saheli Geeta ko apne mangetar se milaya to Geeta boli- "Ladka to thik hai, lekin jab hansta hai to uske ubad-khabad daant bade bure lagte hai|"
Seeta- "To kya hua? Shaadi ke baad mai use
hansne ka mauka kab doongi?"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Ek ladka baal pustakaalay ki adhyaksha ke paas
pahuncha aur chillakar bola- "Ai aurat,
mujhe taur-tarike sikhaane waali pustak do|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-050
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-050
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Do Neta jhagad rahe the to ek gusse me bola-
"Mujhe maloom hai, tum kiske haatho ki
katputli ho, kaun tumhe nacha raha hai?"
Doosra Neta phunkara- "Khabardar| Jo raajnaitik
bahas me meri biwi ko ghasita to acha nahi hoga|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Santa- "Meri patni ko make up me bada waqt lagta hai|"
Banta- "Bura kya hai?"
Santa- "Jis din picture dekhne jaana hota hai,
mai subah patni se taiyaar hone ke liye bol deta
hoon aur second show ka ticket book kara leta hu|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
Maa- "Tum bilkul naalayak ho| Apne pita se hi
tumhe kuch seekh lena chahiye|"
Santa- "Maa, unhone aisa kaun-sa kamaal kar diya hai?"
Maa- "Acha, tumhe maaloom nahi! Ache chaal-chalan
ke kaaran jail waalo ne unki saja maaf kar di|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
'Bharat ek hai|' Vishay par ek netaji apne bhaashan
me bole- "Sajjano, jab mai Punjab gaya to waha log
mujhe dekhkar hansne lage| Jab mai Maharashtra gaya to waha bhi log mujhe dekhkar hansne lage| Jab mai Karnataka gaya to waha bhi log mujhe dekhkar hansne lage| Isse spasht sidh hota hai ki Bharat ek hai|"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *
http://groups.yahoo.com/ group/Hindi_ Jokes
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- 7.
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Chimpanzees Feel Grief For Their Dead
Posted by: "Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005@yahoo.com indigoblue2005
Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:37 am (PDT)
How caring chimps mourn the death of a loved one just like humans
By David Derbyshire
Anyone who has peered into the eyes
of a chimpanzee knows that our closest relatives in the animal kingdom
are intelligent and thoughtful creatures. And now an extraordinary study has shown just how alike we are.
For the first time, scientists have captured on video a group of captive chimps caring for a dying elderly female, Pansy.
Tender: Pansy's 'friends' and family crowd around her - top left in this view - in the final stages of her illness
The researchers say the studies show
that chimps - who share 98.5 per cent of their DNA with humans - have a
'highly developed' awareness of death.
They even believe the research sheds light on the origins of our own attitudes to dying.
€ ¦
When the keepers realised
that Pansy - who was thought to have been in her sixties - was close to
death, they gave her painkillers and filmed the group.As Pansy grew weaker, the three other chimps gently lifted her head and shook her shoulders to see if she was dead.€ ¦ Some stroked her head and made her
comfortable. Others kept her clean and checked her regularly to see if
she was still breathing.
Staying close: The chimps remain with Pansy -
seen at bottom left in these pictures - stroking her head and making
her comfortable. They also kept her clean and checked her regularly to
see if she was still breathing
Zookeeper Alasdair Gillies, who
published an account of the mourning with colleagues from Stirling
University, said: 'On the day she died, she crawled
across into her daughter's nest, which was an incredible feat
considering she was close to death.
'I
decided to let the other chimpanzees in so that they could be together
and she could die with dignity. It felt like the right thing to do.
'What followed was incredible. It
was one of the most moving experiences of my life. It looked like they
were comforting her by grooming her intently.
'They behaved just like a group of human friends
would if a friend died.'
Rosie (back), Pansy's daughter, seen here with Chippy, lay beside her mother after she died, holding her body tight
Chippy the chimp in one of the enclosures.
Footage taken at a wildlife park in Scotland showed the animals
apparently comforting terminally ill chimp Pansy in the hours before
she died
Sharing our DNA: Researchers believe the
behaviour of chimps like Chippy shed light on the origins of our own
attitudes towards death
Once they discovered she had stopped breathing, the three left the enclosure.
Pansy's daughter, Rosie, later returned, lay down and slept face to face with her mother for the night.For four weeks the chimps were clearly
depressed. They slept badly and demanded attention from their keepers.
And they refused to sleep on the platform where Pansy had died for five
nights.
Mr Gillies added: 'It was astonishing. When we opened the door after Pansy died,
the atmosphere was eerie, you could cut it with a knife.'
The elderly chimpanzee arrived at
the Blair Drummond Safari and Adventure Park in Stirlingshire in 1979
and lived at the zoo with another mother and child - 60-year-old
Blossom and her 22-year-old son Chippie.
Sad moment: Pansy the chimp, shortly after she died - her family were seen to be mourning for weeks afterwards
Dr Jim Anderson of Stirling
University, a co-author of the paper in Current Biology, said: 'We
found it very difficult to avoid seeing parallels between how we know
human's respond to losing a close companion or family members, and what
the chimps were doing.''This is shedding light on the origins of how humans respond to death today.'
A second study shows how chimpanzees cope with a baby's death.
Researchers,
led by Dr Dora Biro of Oxford University, watched two mothers carry the
bodies of their dead infants with them for weeks - caring and tending
for them like real babies.
The
researchers believe the mothers - studied in the forests surrounding
Bossou, Guinea - used the time to adapt to the death of the infant.
This
behaviour shows just how strong the bond is between chimpanzee mothers
and their offspring, that it carries on even after death.
The
mothers groomed their babies and took them into the nests. Eventually
they allowed others in the group to handle them and tolerating longer
and longer periods of separation.
After a few weeks they allow other infants and young chimps to carry off and play with the mummified corpses.
Click to join desi_pardesi Deepak Punjabi€ ¦
Baguio City
- 8.
-
The Colors of Friendship.....J
Posted by: "©Ever Smile J ©" aa_punnagai@yahoo.com aa_punnagai
Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:48 am (PDT)
€ ¢Â
Once upon a
time the
colors of the world started to quarrel. All claimed that they were the
best; the
most important, the most useful, the favorite
€ ¢Â
GREEN
said:
€ ¢â' '¼Clearly I am
the most important. I am the sign of life and of hope. I was
chosen for grass, trees and leaves. Without me, all animals would die.
Look
over the countryside and you will see that I am in the majority.€ ¢â' '½
€ ¢Â
BLUE
interrupted:
€ ¢â' '¼You only think about the earth, but consider the sky and the sea. It is
the
water that is the basis of life and drawn up by the clouds from the deep
sea.
The sky gives space and peace and serenity. Without my peace, you would
all be
nothing.€ ¢â' '½
€ ¢Â
YELLOW
chuckled:
€ ¢â' '¼You are all so serious. I bring laughter, gaiety, and warmth into the
world.
The sun is yellow, the moon is yellow, the stars are yellow. Every time
you
look at a sunflower, the whole world starts to smile. Without me there
would be
no fun.€ ¢â' '½
€ ¢Â
ORANGE
started next to blow her trumpet:
€ ¢â' '¼I am the
color of health and strength. I may be scarce, but I am precious for I
serve
the needs of human life. I carry the most important vitamins. Think of
carrots,
pumpkins, oranges, mangoes, and papayas. I don€ ¢â' '¹t hang around all the
time, but
when I fill the sky at sunrise or sunset, my beauty is so striking that
no one
gives another thought to any of you.€ ¢â' '½
€ ¢Â
RED
could stand it no longer, he shouted out:
€ ¢â' '¼I am the ruler of all of you. I am blood - life€ ¢â' '¹s blood! I bring fire
into
the blood. I am willing to fight for a cause. I am the color of danger
and of
bravery. Without me, the earth would be as empty as the moon. I am the
color of
passion and of love, the red rose, the poinsettia and the poppy.€ ¢â' '½
€ ¢Â
PURPLE
rose
up to his full height:
He was very tall and spoke with great pomp: € ¢â' '¼I am the color of royalty
and
power. Kings, cheifs, and bishops have always chosen me, for I am the
sign of
authority and wisdom. People do not question me! They listen and obey.€ ¢â' '½
€ ¢Â
Finally INDIGO
spoke, much more quietly than all the others, but with just as much
determination: € ¢â' '¼Think of me. I am the color of silence. You hardly
notice me,
but without me you all become superficial. I represent thought and
reflection,
twilight and deep water. You need me for balance and contrast, for
prayer and
inner peace.€ ¢â' '½
€ ¢Â
So
the colors went on boasting,
each convinced of his or her own superiority.
Their quarreling became louder and louder.
Suddenly there was a startling flash of bright lightening.
Thunder rolled and boomed. Rain started to pour down relentlessly.
The colors crouched down in fear, drawing close to one another for
comfort.
In the midst of the clamor, rain began to speak: € ¢â' '¼You foolish colors,
fighting amongst yourselves, each trying to dominate the rest.
Don€ ¢â' '¹t you know that you were each made for a special purpose,
unique and different? Join hands with one another and come to me.€ ¢â' '½
Doing
as they were told, the colors united and joined hands.
The
rain continued:
€ ¢â' '¼From now on, when it rains, each of you
will
stretch across the sky in a great bow of color as a reminder that you
can all
live in peace.
The Rainbow is a sign of hope for
tomorrow.€ ¢â' '½
And so,
whenever a good rain washes the
world, and a Rainbow appears in the sky, let us remember to appreciate
one
another.
€ ¢Â
€ ¢Â
€ ¢Ä±É'°Æ'£É'°uun€ ¢Ô'
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