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1.: WISE TIPS FROM TWEETY - ENJOY!! From: SANWAL SADDIQUE

2.: Awesome Flowers. From: Amandeep singh

3.: SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-51-52-53-54-55-56-57-58-59-60 From: suhani

4.: NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 381-382-383-384-385-386-387-388-389-390 From: neha s

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1.: WISE TIPS FROM TWEETY - ENJOY!!

Posted by: "SANWAL SADDIQUE" waseem7130@hotmail.com mobilink7023

Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:55 am (PDT)

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2.: Awesome Flowers.

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3.: SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-51-52-53-54-55-56-57-58-59-60

Posted by: "suhani" suhanisharma21f@gmail.com suhanisharma21f

Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:00 am (PDT)

SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-051

SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-051
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Bhikhari- "Das paise ka sawaal hai baabu, das paise ka|"
Baabu- "Wo to mai deta hoon, lekin pehle sawaal to poocho|"
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Shikshak- "Kya koi aadmi andhere me bhi dekh sakta hai?"
Ek Chatra- "Haan Sir, meri mummy dekh sakti hai|"
Shikshak- "Kaise?"
Chatra- "Kal raat cinema hall ke andhere me ve papa
se kah rahi thi ki tumhari dhaadi bahut badh gayi hai|"
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Aath saal ki bachi ne apni maa se poocha- "Mummy, Rani Elizabeth ko yah kaise pata chala ki unko bacha hone waala hai?"
Isse pehle ki maa koi jawaab deti, sabse choti bachi kah uthi- "Sabhi akhbaaro me chapa tha ki Rani ko bacha hone waala hai| Kya tum samajhti ho ki Rani akhbaar nahi padti hogi?"
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Bachi ko jor-jor se roti dekhkar maa ne poocha- "kyo roti ho?"
Bachi- "Bhaiya ne meri gudiya tod di|"
Maa- "Kaise? Kaise tod di?"
Bachi- "Maine gudiya uske sir par maari thi?"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-052

SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-052
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Ek Maa boli- "Galiyo me khel-khelkar bache
kitne gande ho jaate hai|"
Doosri Maa- "Haan, behanji| Ab dekho na,
das bacho ke muh dhone pade, tab kahi
jaakar mai apne guddu ko pehchaan payi|"
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Seeta- "Behan, bartan saaf karne ke liye sabse
achi kaun-si cheej hai?"
Geeta- "Maine bartan saaf karne ke liye bahut-si
cheeje istmaal ki, par pati se acha kisi ko nahi paya|"
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Pati- "Mai ghante-bhar se tumhe samjha raha hoon
aur tumhari samajh me baat nahi aa rahi hai|
Tumhare dimaag me to gobar bhara hua hai|"
Patni- "Aur aap use ghante-bhar se chaat rahe hai|"
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Master- "Rinku, kya kar rahe ho? Padh rahe ho kya?"
Rinku- "Ji nahi Shrimaan, mai apki baat sun raha hu|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-053

SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-053
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Ek Sajjan ne ek saat varsheeya ladki se poocha-
"Tumhare baal vaakai bahut sundar hai| Ye tumhe
kisse mile hai, mummy se ya papa se?"
Ladki- "Jaha tak mera khyaal hai, mujhe ye baal mere
papa se mile hai, kyonki unke sir ke saare baal gaayab hai|"
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Patni- "Aap hi is company ki boss hai na?"
Boss ne hairani se poocha- "Are! Aapne kaise anumaan lagaya?"
Patni- "Bahut aasaan tha| Mere pati ghar me bacho ko hansane ke liye aapki hi harkato ki nakal kiya karte hai|"
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School se lautne ke baad Santa ne maa ko bataya-
"Lagta hai, hamari Teacher kabhi nahi nahati|"
Maa- "Tumne aisa kaise samajha?"
Santa- "Vah kah rahi thi ki unhone aaj tak aisa koi
bhi kaam nahi kiya, jo sabke saamne nahi kar sakti|"
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Nanhi bachi- "Dadiji, kya aap acting bhi karti hai?"
Dadi- "Nahi to, lekin kyo?"
Bachi- "Subah maa pitaji se kah rahi thi ki yadi aap yaha rahi to drama to jaroor hoga|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-054

SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-054
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Maa- "Itne dino se tum apne premi ke saath ghoom
rahi ho, vah shaadi ke liye kuch nahi bolta,
aakhir vah chahta kya hai?"
Beti- "Pata nahi maa, jyada samay vah mujhe
andhere me hi rakhta hai|"
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Bus Driver Ramu ko apni seat par baitha dekhkar
bola- "Are, utho shaitaan, meri seat par kyo baitha hai?"
Ramu- "Driver uncle, mai sabse pehle aaya tha|"
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Jigyasu bache ne poocha- "Mummy, aap papa ko kaha mili?"
Maa- "Ek picnic me|"
Bacha- "Kya mai aapke saath tha?"
Maa- 'Nahi, jab gayi thi to tum nahi the,
lekin jab mai lauti to tum saath aaye the|"
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Adhyapika- "Jo kaam tumne nahi kiya, uske liye
tumhe saja bhi nahi milegi|"
Rinki- "Dhanyavad Madam, aaj mai homework bhool gayi hoon|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-055

SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-055
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Adhyapak- "Kya tum kisi badi ladai ke baare me jaante ho?
Ramesh- "Ji haan, lekin baat yah hai ki mummy ne ghar ki baate baahar batane se mana kiya hai|"
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Master- "Rakesh, suna hai, tumhare ghar me naya baby aaya hai?"
Rakesh- "Ji, naya kyo kehte hai aap? Jab rota hai
to aisa lagta hai ki barso se rona seekhta raha hai|"
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Maa- "Rinku, tum bure bacho ke saath kyo khelte ho,
ache bacho ke saath kyo nahi khelte?"
Rinku- "Maa, un ache bacho ki maatao ne apne
bacho ko mere saath khelne se mana kar diya hai|"
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Ek school me teen bhai padhte the| Inspector ne muaayne ke waqt sabse chote bhai se poocha- "Tumhare bhaiyo ke mooche nahi hai, par tumhare kyo hai, jabki tum sabse chote ho?"
Chote bhai ne jawaab diya- "Meri shakal Papa par hai aur un dono ki shakal Maa par|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-056

SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-056
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Praathmik upchar ki pariksha chal rahi thi| Parikshak ne ek vidhyarthi se poocha- "Agar sadak par koi behosh pada aadmi dikh jaye, to aap kya karenge?"
Santa- "Mai use thodi-si brandy doonga|"
Parikshak- "Yadi us waqt aapke paas brandy na ho tab?"
Santa- "To brandy dene ka aashvasan doonga|"
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Ek Chote ladke ne apne adhyapak ko chunauti dete huye poocha- "Agar George Washington sachmuch ek imaandaar vyakti the, to unke janamdin par banko ko kyo band rakha jaata hai?"
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Master- "Batao, gadhe aur manushya me kya fark hai?"
Vidhyarthi- "Manushya ko gadha kaha ja sakta hai,
parantu gadhe ko manushya nahi kaha ja sakta|"
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Adhyapak- "Bacho, mil-julkar kaam karna achi baat hai|"
Chaatra- "Lekin sir, pariksha me aap hi hame mil-julkar kaam nahi karne dete|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-057

SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-057
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Santa- "Maine talaak dene ki or pehla kadam utha liya hai|"
Banta- "Vah kaise?"
Santa- "Maine shaadi kar li hai|"
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Train me saamne ki seat par baithe pati chew gum chaba rahe the| Kaafi der baad saamne ki seat par baithi unki patni boli- "Darling, I am sorry, tum itni der se mujhse bole ja rahe ho, par mai jawaab nahi de rahi hoon| Mere beherepan me yahi to musibat hai, jara jor-jor se bole|"
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Pati- "Abhi Reena ki shaadi ki jaldi hi kya hai?
Bahut samay pada hai| Jab tak koi acha ladka na mil jaye, tab tak hame pratiksha karni chahiye|"
Patni- "Pratiksha bhi kab tak ki ja sakti hai, jab mai
Reena ki umra ki thi, tab mere ghar waalo ne hi acha
ladka talaash karne ki koshish kaha ki thi|"
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Maa- "Beta, tumhaara office ka kaam kaisa chal raha hai| Sab thik to hai na?"
Beta- "Mere neeche pachees aadmi kaam karte hai maa|"
Maa khushi se- "To kya mera beta vaha bada
Officer ban gaya hai?"
Beta- "Nahi! Darahsal mai Upri manjil me kaam karta hoon|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-058

SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-058
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Ek nai-nai dulhan ne apne pati se poocha- "Yadi mai kabhi moti ho jau to kya tab bhi tum mujhe chahte rahoge?"
Pati- "Kabhi nahi| Maine kewal ache-bure dino me saath dene ka vachan diya hai| Mote-patle ki koi baat nahi hui thi|"
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Putra- "Papa! Sadak banane me kin-kin cheejo ki jarurat hoti hai?"
Pita- "Aaj to sawaal pooch-poochkar tune tang hi kar dala, yadi itne hi sawaal maine apne papa se kiye hote to kya hota batao?"
Putra- "Aapko mere sawaalo ke jawaab dene aa jaate|"
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Santa- "Ab mai kisi ladki ke saamne shaadi ki
baat nahi rakhunga|"
Banta- "Kyo... Kya phir kisi ne mana kar diya?"
Santa- "Nahi yaar, ek ladki ne sweekar kar liya hai|"
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Office me patni ki chithi aayi| Apne maayke se bheji thi| Pati ka mitra patra me jhaankne laga to pati ne liphapha uske saamne daal diya- "Lo, padh lo|"
Mitra ne dekha to chaukkar bola- "Isme to saada kaagaj hai yaar|"
Pati- "Haan| Aajkal hamaari bolchaal band hai|
Vah jhagda karke ghar se gayi hai|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-059

SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-059
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Premi- "Chalo, cinema chalte hai| Pichli seat
ka ticket le lenge|"
Premika- "Agar pichli seat ka ticket na mila to?"
Premi- "To phir film hi dekh lenge|"
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Patni pyaar se- "Khaana ban gaya hai| Garm-garm
phulke khakar jaaiye|"
Pati- "Burnol (antiseptic cream) hai ghar me?"
Patni- "Haan|"
Pati- "Phir to kha lunga|"
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Ek vidhwa ne apne swargiya pati ki kabra par lage pathar par likhvaya- "Yaha aaraam karta hai vah pati,
jo apni patni ke liye paanch laakh rupye chod gaya aur jisne shehar ke saare patiyo ke liye ek misaal chodi|"
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Santa- "Jis din meri patni aayi usi din mera
khajaanchi mere kuch rupaye lekar bhaag gaya|"
Banta- "Tum nahi jaante ki musibat kabhi
akele nahi aati|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-060

SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-060
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Ek khoobsurat stree jaasusi upanyaas padte-padte
apne pati se poochne lagi- "yadi koi khoobsurat
ladka mujhe bhagakar le jaye to tum kya karoge?"
Pati- "Mai usse kahunga, khuda ke bande, bhagakar
le jaane ki kya jarurat hai, aaram se le jao|"
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Ek pustak ke pehle panne par likha hai- "Mohabbat ke maare ko aatmahatya se rokne ka sabse aasaan upaay hai, shaadi|"
Aur usi pustak ke sabse aakhiri panne par likha hai- "shaadi se bachne ka bas ek hi upaay hai aur vah hai aatmahatya|"
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Maa- "Beta, koyle nahi hai, roti kaise banegi?"
Beta- "Chaaval bana lena, maa|"
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Seeta- "Hamaare ghar me saara saamaan imported
yaani videshi hai|"
Geeta- "Aur aapke pati...?"
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4.: NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 381-382-383-384-385-386-387-388-389-390

Posted by: "neha s" nehashah20f@yahoo.com nehashah20f

Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:01 am (PDT)

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 381

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 381
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Agar main gulaab tumhe du,
To kya tum bhi mujhe gulaab doge,
Main jaanta tha mera katal tum karoge nahi,
Tadpaaoge magar jinda bhi tum mujhe rehne na doge.
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Agar dena hi tha to pyaar me dhokha dete jaalim,
Shaadi karke to ham yu hi tabaah ho gaye.
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Sitam ko hamne berookhi samajha,
Pyaar ko hamne bundgi samajha,
Tum chaahe hame jo bhi samajho,
Hamne to tumhe apni jindagi samajha.
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Chaand se haseen hai chaandni,
Chaandni se haseen hai raat,
Raat se haseen jindagi aur
Wo jindagi hai aap.
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Mohabbat ka paigaam kehte hai gulaab ko,
Sabse pehle ham salaam kehate hai aapko,
Sharaab ko kharab mat kehna sanam,
Becheni me aaraam kehte hai sharaab ko.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 382

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 382
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Jaha gaye the khushiyo ke taraane,
Mukkadar dekhiye roye wahi par,
Huye mandir se gaayab joote hamaare,
Jaha se paaye the, khoye wahi par.
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Mushkile dilo ke iraade aajmayenge,
Khwaab ke parde nigaaho se hatayenge,
Girkar hausla mat haarna,
Ye thokare hi tujhko chalna sikhayenge.
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Dil ka dard kisi ko dikha na sake,
Jo dil me tha wo kisi ko bata na sake,
Kiye the jawaani me ladkiyo par jo kharche,
Unke bill budaape tak chuka na sake.
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Khushboo jo phoolo me samaai huyi hai,
Ae dil uski saanso se churaayi huyi hai.
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Chaand taaro se bhari raat bhali lagti hai,
Phool patto ki mulakaat bhali lagti hai,
Jo baat hotho par na aa paaye kabhi,
Wo baat SMS se karni bhali lagti hai.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 383

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 383
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Paise se gaadi khareedi ja sakti hai,
Magar samay nahi,
Insaan kharida ja sakta hai magar pyaar nahi,
Isaliye aap apna sara paisa mujhe de do.
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Teri dosti ne bahut kuch sikha diya,
Meri khaamosh duniya ko jaise hasa diya,
Karjdaar hu main khuda ka jisane,
Mujhe tere jaise dost se mila diya.
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Dost hi dost ka saath diya karte hai,
Dost hi dost ko gam diya karte hai,
Jindagi me kuch pal aise bhi aate hai,
Jab dost hi dost ko badnaam kiya karte hai.
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Yu hi to khoobsurat hai dosti ka nata,
Jo bina shart ke jiya jata hai,
Rahe dooriya to parawaah nahi,
Dost to har pal dil me basaya jaata hai.
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Dhokha mila jab pyaar me,
Jindagi me udaasi chha gai,
Socha tha ki chod denge is raah ko,
Par aaj mohale me doosri aa gai.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 384

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 384
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Tum bhula nahi sakoge kabhi mere pyaar ko,
Mere chumbano ko aur mere hotho ki pukaar ko,
Meri ungaliyo ne jo gazal tumhaare badan par likhi thi,
Tum mere deedaar ko.
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Daali se patte yu hi gira nahi karte,
Bichad ke log jyaada jiya nahi karte,
Kuch naye SMS ho to bhejiye,
Warna purane SMS baar-baar ham pada nahi karte.
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Thokar na maarna mujhe bekaar samajh kar,
Seene se laga dena mujhe haar samajhakar,
Raahi ko samajhane me kahi bhool na karna,
Hamne tumhe chaha hai samajhdaar samajhakar.
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Pal pal se banta hai ehasaas,
Ehasaas se banta hai wishwaas,
Wishwaas se bante hai rishte,
Aur rishte se banta hai koi aap jaisa khaas.
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Jaise taaro ke saath aakaash hai,
Waise hi sacchi dosti ke saath wishwaas hai,
Dil ki najro se dekhoge agar,
Ham har waqt aapke paas hai.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 385

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 385
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Hamaari tabaahi me aapka haath hai,
Par hamaari sharaafat dekho ham,
Sabse kehate hai ki ye to kismat ki baat hai.
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Dil jalo ke dil par khanjar chalane chod do,
Gir padegi bijaliya tum muskurana chod do.
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Gulaab hai gulaabi, teri aankhe hai sharaabi,
Tere labo par sawaal hai, meri aankhe hai jawaabi,
Likhne me kya harz hai, padne me kya hai kharabi,
Padne wala ho agar yaaro ka yaar,
To mera chehra hai kitaabi.
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Gamo ka jehar pee rahe hai,
Chand geeto ke sahaare jee rahe hai,
Phoonk apna ghar isaliye diya taaki,
Kuch gharo me roshani hoti rahe.
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Dil ke sab raaj de raha hu main,
Kuch naya saaj de raha hu main,
SMS to bahana hai,
Tumko aawaaj de raha hu main.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 386

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 386
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Kitni parwaah ham karte hai unki,
Kaash unhe bhi ye ehasaas ho jaaye,
Kahi aisa na ho ki wo hosh me aaye,
Aur ham gehari neend me so jaaye.
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Gulaab ka bagicha hai, magar phool nahi hai,
Aapki bewafaai hame, kubool nahi hai,
Aapne to shaayad mujhko bhula dala,
Magar dosto ko bhula dena mera usool nahi hai.
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Phoolo ko phool pasand hai,
Dilo ko dil pasand hai,
Shaayro ko shaayri pasand hai,
Kisi ki pasand se hame kya,
Hamko to aapka saath pasand hai.
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Saagar ka hai paani aur nadiya ki hai dhara,
Bata kis kaaran se tune toda hai dil hamara,
Aaj to wo bhi paas se hokar gujar jaate hai,
Kal tak lagta tha jinko main jaan se bhi pyara.
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Mujhko naya jamana hairat me daalta hai,
Jiska bhi gala dabaao,
Wo hi aankhen nikaalta hai.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 387

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 387
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Dil mera tera bimar aaj bhi hai,
Teree kasam tumse mujhe pyaar aaj bhi hai,
Mana ki tujhe kaid kar diya bedard logo ne,
In pehro ke baawjood tera intjaar aaj bhi hai.
*****************************
Ham hawa ke jhonke hai gujar jaayenge,
Khamoshi se tumhaare dil me utar jaayenge,
Paakar tumhaari dosti ye hua ehasaas,
Tumse bichad kar ham mar jaayenge.
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Ae dost mujh par itna ehasaan kar de,
Apni dosti mere naam kar de,
Na rahe kisi aur ki jagah is dil me,
Dost hone ki wajah mere dil me bhar de.
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Khushboo pyaar ki taraf bikhar jaati hai,
Tumhaare muskuraane se hamaari duniya bhi muskurati hai,
Jab bhi dekhte hai SMS tumhara ham apne mobile par,
Khuda kasam saare jamaane ki khushiya hamaare paas chali aati hai.
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Najar se najar churaoge kab tak,
Dost se dosti chupaaoge kab tak,
Hamaare SMS tumhe lagataar milte rahenge,
In dosti ki nishaniyo ko mitaaoge kab tak.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 388

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 388
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Janaza mera nikla,
Duniya dekhane nikli,
Magar wo jaalim nahi nikli,
Jiske kaaran mera janaza nikla.
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Paani me patthar mat pheko,
Use koi aur bhi pita hai,
Jeena hai to haskar jiyo kyonki,
Tumhe dekhakar koi aur bhi jita hai.
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Kisi ko mohabbat ki achai ne maar dala,
Kisi ko mohabbat ki gehraai ne maar dala,
Bach na saka is mohabbat se koi,
Jo bach gaya use tanhaai ne maar dala.
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Phool me khushboo nahi, panghat me paani nahi,
Main to deewana hu tera, tu meri deewaani nahi,
Mere gam ki kahani sunkar, sabhi ne yahi kaha,
Jhoothi hai ye kahaani, teri kahaani sacchi nahi.
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Jindagi mei to tumhaari ham aa naa sake isaliye
Tumhaare khwabo me chale aate hai,
Tum laakh najare fer lo sanam,
Ham phir bhi chale aate hai.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 389

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 389
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Meethe dard ka asar hai sahkar to dekho,
Pyaar katra nahi samundar hai, behkar to dekho,
Tumhaare liye chod denge jamana,
Ek baar dost kehkar to dekho.
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Koi dikha ke roye, koi chupa ke roye,
Hame roolane waale hame roola ke roye,
Marne ka maja to tab hai,
Jab kaatil bhi janaaze par aa kar roye.
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Pyaar karte ho hamse,
Ye najar aapki batati hai,
Ham aapke pyaar me rote hai,
Neend aapko bhi kahan aati hai.
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Manjil ki taraf badte chalo,
Jo dil kahe usi raah ko chuno,
Piche waalo ko aage na jaane do,
Aur jo aage hai unse aage nikalo,
Tabhi aap ek ache truck driver ban sakte ho.
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Agar tu ek din ke liye khush hona chaahte ho,
To 'Date' par chale jao, agar kuch din ke liye khush hona chahte ho,
To kisi se pyaar kar lo, aur agar hamesha ke liye khush rehna chahte ho,
To hamse yu hi rishta banaaye rakhna.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 390

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 390
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Parakhna mat parakhne me koi apna nahi rehta,
Kisi bhi aaine me der tak cehra nahi rehta,
Mohabbat ek khushboo hai hamesha saath chalti hai,
Koi insaan tanhaai me bhi tanha nahi rehta.
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Koshish bahut ki dil ko samajhne ki,
Aankhon ko kasam di so jaane ki,
Bahut samjhaya phir bhi aankhen nahi soyi,
Soyi to jab maine baat ki aapke khwaab me aane ki.
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Wo kaun hai jinke intajaar me raaho par tikti hai najar,
Wo kaun hai jisne mujhase mujhko kiya hai bekhabar,
Wo kaun hai jo ban jaayegi meri chaahat-e-jigar,
Wo kaun hai jo banegi meri umra bhar ki hamsafar.
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Jisne dil diya, wo Delhi chali gayi,
Jisne pyaar kiya, wo Italy chali gayi,
Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le jaalim,
Bijli ko haath lagaya, to kambakht bijli chali gayi.
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Kya aankhen hai kya julfe hai kya soorat paayi hai,
Aisa lagta hai jaise peepal ke
Ped se koi bhootni utar aayi hai.
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