Monday, April 12, 2010

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2586

Messages In This Digest (14 Messages)

1.
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 321-322-323-324-325 From: neha s
2.
SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-11-12-13-14-15 From: suhani
3a.
gazal for you From: tofiq_sonu
3b.
gazal for you From: tofiq_sonu
4.
nice gazal for you From: tofiq_sonu
5.
(no subject) From: tofiq_sonu
6.
Fashion Style Tips and Style Shopping From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~
7.
A beautiful Love story .......!! From: Shamina Bhanpurawala
8.
What you can say on this? From: Shankar Kyatham
9.
Darde dil ki dastan From: Vimal Patel
10.
Tadpate dil ki pukar From: Vimal Patel
11.
Parents' Notes for their children being absent From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~
12.
Khush Raho... (Wonderful Thought) From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~
13.
Aaj ka suvichar From: Shiv@nsh

Messages

1.

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 321-322-323-324-325

Posted by: "neha s" nehashah20f@yahoo.com   nehashah20f

Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:11 am (PDT)



NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 321

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 321
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Mast hawa jab chalti hai to patte jhool 'jaate hai'...
Naye yaar jab milte hai to puraane bhool jaate hai.
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Aankhon se ek aansu tapka,
Dil se ek aah uthi,
Hothon pe ek hansi chaayi,
Lo phir ek nayi gajal bani.
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Sabko dost banane ki aadat hai hame,
Apni alag pahchaan banaane ki aadat hai hame,
Kitna bhi gahra jakhm de koi,
Utna hi jyada muskurane ki aadat hai hame.
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Dil cheer ke dekh lo mera,
Tasweer usi ki hogi,
Kabhi hile agar is dil ka darwaja,
To aahat usi ki hogi.
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Pal bhar me toot jaaye wo kasam nahi,
Aapko bhool jaaye wo ham nahi,
Tum hame bhool jao is baat me dam nahi,
Kyonki tum hame bhool jaao itane bure ham nahi...
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 322

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 322
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Rooth kar tum mujhe bhoolane lage,
Itane door huye ki bahut yaad aane lage,
Kaise bhoolau tumhe ek pal me jab,
Tumhe paane me mujhe jamaane lage.
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Pal aisa tha ki ham inkaar na kar paaye,
Jamaane ke dar se ikraar na kar paaye...
Na thi jinke bina jindagi munaasib,
Chod diya unhone aur ham sawaal na kar paaye...
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Ham agar aapse mil nahi paate...
Aisa nahi ki aap hame yaad nahi aate...
Mana duniya ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jaate...
Magar jo bas jaate hai dil me bhoolaye nahi jaate.
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Anjaane me dil gawa baithe,
Is pyaar me kaise dhokha kha baithe,
Unse kya gila kare bhool hamaari thi,
Jo bina dil waalo se dil laga baithe.
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Bheegi palkon ke sang muskurate the ham,
Pal-pal dil ko bahlaate the ham...
Wo door the hamse to kya hua,
Unhe yaad rakhne ke liye hi to bhoolate the ham.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 323

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 323
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Jikr unka hi aata hai mere fasaane me,
Jinko jaan se jyada chaha hamne jamane me...
Tanhaai me unki hi yaad ka sahara mila,
Nakaamyaab rahe jinhe ham bhoolane me...
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Dil me tumhaare apni kami chod jaayenge,
Aankhon me intjaar ki lakeer chod jaayenge,
Yaad rakhna dhoondhte rahoge hame,
Dosti ki aisi kahaani chod jaayenge.
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Paane me khone ka maja aur hai,
Band aankhon se dekhne ka maja aur hai,
Aansu bane lafj aur lafj gajal,
Teri yaado ke saath "jeene kaa majaa! kuch" aur hai!
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Tadapta hai dil mera jis kadar,
Kya tera dil bhi rota hai,
Oh jaane waali ye to bata,
Kya tujhe bhi kuch-kuch hota hai.
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Kaise kahe ki aap kitne khoobsurat hai,
Kaise kahe ki ham aap pe marte hai,
Yah to sirf mera dil hi jaanta hai,
Ki ham aap pe hamaari jawaani kurbaan karte hai.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 324

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 324
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Dil ke rishte ajeeb hote hai,
Koi dil ke kareeb hote hai,
Meri tanhaai ka jikar na kiya kar,
Apne-apne naseeb hote hai.
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Aasmaan se gira ek chaand ka tukda,
Usse bhi sundar hai aapka mukhda.
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Teri judaai se hai duniya ka har gam,
Yaade teri hai mere dil ka marham,
Khyaalon me ho tum mere hardam,
Bas jaao aa ke dil me ae hamdam.
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Wo jab door tha to bhi kitne paas tha,
Kaisa mitha sa wo bhi ek ehsaas tha,
Aaj wo paas ho ke bhi kitna door hai,
Yaar ab kismat ko shayad yahi manjoor hai.
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Dil me yaadon ki tarah,
Aankhon me aansu ki tarah,
Jaanu, tu mere paas ho,
Phoolon me khushboo ki tarah.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 325

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 325
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Ae ajnabi teri pahli najar mera dil le gayi,
Agar tu dil de de naam likh du tere sanam,
Teri kasam meri saanse meri baahe deewani hai.
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Kuch log bahut khaas hote hai,
Kuch log dil ke bahut kareeb hote hai,
Lekin ye bhi to sach hai,
Dil todne waale bhi inhi me se ek hote hai.
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Nasha ajeeb sa hua hai aaj phir,
Wo meri rooh me utri hai aaj phir,
Door bahut mujh se rahti hai wo magar,
Mere kareeb se wo gujri hai aaj phir...
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Tumhe khud nahi maaloom ki tum kya ho,
Jaise baadlon ke peeche chaand chipa ho,
Inhi adao pe hai ham fida tere
Yahi vajah hai ki tum aur se yun juda ho.
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Phool phool se juda hai magar khushboo se nahi,
Tum mujhse juda ho magar mere 'dil' se nahi.
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2.

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-11-12-13-14-15

Posted by: "suhani" suhanisharma21f@gmail.com   suhanisharma21f

Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:12 am (PDT)



SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-011

SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-011
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Ramesh- "Are, tere ghar me aag lag gaye aur tu
yaha bhaitha hai?"
Mahesh- "Tum bhi ajeeb ho yaar, chabi to mere paas
hai! Aag kaise lag sakti hai?"
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Premika- 'Kabhi-kabhi tum aadmi maaloom padhte
ho aur kabhi-kabhi tumhara vyavhaar aurton
jaisa ho jaata hai! kya baat hai?"
Premi- "Sab poorvajo ka dosh hai! Mere aadhe
poorvaj mard the aur aadhe stree!"
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Premi- "Priy, mera interview leter aaya hai!
jau ya nahi, tumhari kya raye hai?"
Premika- "Meri to raye yah hai ki jaana hai to
jao, nahi jaana ho to na jao!"
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Seeta- "Are! vah khoobsurat naujavaan to mere
peeche pagal hai!"
Neeta- "Isme tumhari kya taareef hai, vah
to pichle kaye saalo se pagal hai!"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-012

SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-012
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Rogi- "Docter saahab, muje kab tak kadvi cheeje khaani padegi?"
Docter- "Jab tak mera bill adaa na kar doge!"
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Police chouki par ek phone aaya- "Inspector saahab,
kisi ne meri motor ke saare purje chura liye hai,
break, cluch, exelator, handle sabhi gaayab hai!"
Inspector- "Mai abhi aakar jaanch karta hu!"
Inspector jaane ko taiyaar hua tha ki phone ki ghanti
baj uthi! Ve hi sajjan bol rahe the- "Shama kare,
inspector saahab, yaha sab thik hai! baat yah hui
ki mai jaldi me pichli seat par baith gaya tha!"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Leena- "Tum apni maang me hare rang ka sindoor
kyu lagati ho... Vivaahit striyaa to apni
maang laal sindoor se bharti hai!
Seeta- "Mere pati railway me engine driver hai...
jab mai laal sindoor lagati hu to vah muje
dekhkar ruk jaate hai! Isliye mai hara sindoor
lagati hu taaki vah muje dekhkar aage badh jaye!"
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Banta- "Maaf kijiye bhai saahab! Mai aapko ghoore
bina reh na saka! Sirf moocho ka farak hai, varana
aapki soorat to sau feesdi meri biwi se milti hai!"
Santa- "Lekin meri to mooche nahi hai!"
Banta- "Muje maaloom hai! Meri biwi ke hai!"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-013

SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-013
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Pita- "Bete, ro kyu rahe ho! Kya maasterji
ko bukhaar jyada ho gaya?"
Beta- "Kya batau pitaji, maasterji to ache
hue jaa rahe hai!"
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Ek mahila sabji kharidne ke baad dukaandaar
se boli- "Agar sabji kharaab nikli to paki
-pakai vaapas kar jaungi!"
Dukaandaar- "To fir uske saath do-char
chapatiya bhi le aaiyega!"
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Ramdev- "Ramprasad, tum to shaadi na karne ki
kasam khaye baithe the! Tum hamesha shaadi ke virudh
rahe ho! Fir jhatpat shaadi kaise kar daali?"
Ramprasad- "Muje bilkul apne vichaaro ki
ladki jo mil gayi! Vah bhi shaadi ke khilaaf thi!"
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Premi- "Mai tumhe bagair chue 'kiss' kar
sakta hu!"
Premika- "Rahi shart ek-ek rupaye ki!"
(premi kiss karta hai)
Premika- "Tumne muje chua hi nahi, balki
pakda bhi hai!"
Premi- "Haa, mai shart haar gaya, ye lo ek rupaya!"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-014

SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-014
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Premika ne premi ko ghar bulakar swaadisht cheeje
khilayi aur utsah se pucha- "Kaisi bani hai?"
Premi- "Achi, bahut achi, kis dukaan ki hai?"
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Patni (Jhallakar)- "Aapne apne jeevan me sabse
adhik bhalayi ka kaam kaun-sa kiya hai?"
Pati- "Tum jaisi yuvti se vivaah!"
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Santa ki patni uske Driver ke saath bhaag gayi
to Banta ne poocha- "Agar vah vaapas aa jaye to
kya tum use vahi pyaar doge, jo pehle dete the?"
Santa- "Nahi, albattaa Driver ko apne paas
rakh loonga! Itne swaamibhakt Driver aajkal milte
hi kaha hai?"
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Maali haath jodkar saamne khada ho gaya!
Maalik- "Kya hai daulatram?"
Maali- "Sarkaar, mai theka lene aaya hu!"
Maalik- "Kis baat ka theka?"
Maali- "Sarkaar charcha hai ki jab aapki ladki
hasti hai to phool jhadte hai! Hujoor, un phoolon
ka theka de de to garib aadmi ka bhala ho jayega!"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-015

SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-015
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Premi- "Tumse milkar to muje Reena Roy ki
yaad aa jaati hai!"
Premika- "Acha!"
Premi- "Ek kiss dena!"
Premika- "Nahi"
Premi- "Kyu?"
Premika- "Vo bhi to nahi deti!"
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Ghar se bhaag jaane ki neeyat se premi premika ko aadhi
raat ke samay khidki ke raaste baahar nikalte dekhkar
pados ki hamdard mahila ne ishaaraa karte hue kaha-
"Shhh...dheere, kahi mere pati na jaag jaaye?"
Premi- "Ve pehle hi jaage hue hai aur hamaare liye
Taxi lene gaye hai!"
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Premi- "Tumhaare daant dekhkar lagta hai ki tumhaari umar
15 saal hogi! Ghane baalo ko dekhkar lagta hai ki 20 saal
hogi aur chanchalta dekhkar lagta hai ki sirf solah saal hogi!"
Premika- "Acha! meri umar sahi batao to jaanu!"
Premi- "Kul ikyaavan varsh!"
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Makeup me ladee bhoodi premika se uske javaan premi
ne uski umar poochi!
Premika- "Hogi yahi koi bees-pachees saal aur aapki?"
Premi (chidhkar)- "Mai abhi janam lene ka prayatna kar raha hu!"
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3a.

gazal for you

Posted by: "tofiq_sonu" safi_sonu@yahoo.com   safi_sonu

Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:44 am (PDT)



Kissi hurf main, kissi baab mein nahi ayega
Tera zikar meri kitaab main nahi ayega
Nahi jayegi kissi ankh se koi roshni
Koi khwawaab ab kay azaab main nahi ayega
Koi khud ko sehraa nahi karega, meri tarah
Koi khwaisho'on kay saraab main nahi ayega
Dil badgumaan tere mausamo'on ki noveed hO
Koi haar dast-e-gulaab main nahi ayega
Issey lakh Dil se pukaar lo, issey dekh lo
Koi aik hurf jawaab main nahi ayega
Teri raah taktey rahe,agarchey khabar bhi thi
Kay yeh din bhi mere hisaab main nahi ayega

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3b.

gazal for you

Posted by: "tofiq_sonu" safi_sonu@yahoo.com   safi_sonu

Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:50 am (PDT)



Meri ZINDGI ko 1 TAMASHA bana dia USNE,
.
Bhari MEHFIL men TANHA bitha dia USNE
.
Aisi kia thi NAFRAT us ko is masoom DIL se
.
Khushian CHURA kr GAM thama dia USNE
.
Bohat NAAZ tha us ki WAFA pe kabi
.
Mujh ko hi meri NAZRON me GIRA dia USNE
.
Khud BEWAFA tha meri WAFA ki kia QADR krta
.
ANMOL tha main "KHAK" me MILA dia USNE
.
Kisi ko YAAD krna to us ki FITRAT me SHAMIL nhi
.
HAWA ka jhonka samjh kar muj KO BHULA dia "USNE"

your friend

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4.

nice gazal for you

Posted by: "tofiq_sonu" safi_sonu@yahoo.com   safi_sonu

Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:44 am (PDT)



Zameen pe chal na ska, aasman se b gya
Kaat k per ko parinda urran se b gya
Tbah kar geiy mujhe pakke makaan ki khawaish
Mein apne gaoon k kache makaan se b gya
Bhulana chaha tou bhulaane ki hudh kar di
Ab wo shakhs mere wehm-o-gumaan se b gya
Kisi k haath se nikla hua wo teer hoon mein
Jo nishaane ko chhoo na ska aur kamaan se b gya

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5.

(no subject)

Posted by: "tofiq_sonu" safi_sonu@yahoo.com   safi_sonu

Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:47 am (PDT)



Muj 'se Gilay hain muj py Bhrosa Nhi Usy
.
Ye soch kr Hum ny B
To Roka Nhi Usy
.
Wo shaks kbhi Chand Sitaro se ye puchey
.
Hy kon C wo Raat jab
socha Nhi Usy
.
Alfaz Teer bn k utarty rhy Dil ma
.
Suntay rhy chup chap Hi
Toka Nhi Usy
.
Sagar ye Mohabt nhi Asul-e-wafa ha
.
Hum Jan to Dengy Magr
Dhoka Nhi Usy.

your friend

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6.

Fashion Style Tips and Style Shopping

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:56 am (PDT)




Fashion Style Tips and Style Shopping
 

Every woman on the earth is cautious about her looks and appearance. Anyway, fashion is meant mainly for women. You can say that fashion is synonymous to woman. However one has to understand the fact that fashion is not just about dressing, but various things that surround dressing up.
 

 
 
Every woman wants to know the latest fashion trends and styles, and follow them. But before following any trend or style, keep in mind whether it matches all of the following: skin tone, comfort level and personal attitude. So now let us see what trend and style suits your body frame, skin tone and comfort level.
 
Body frame
 
If you are on the plumpier side, avoid sleeveless cuts. Wear clothing in dark color than with lighter shades. Dull colors like dull blue or dirty blue also can make a good choice. Wearing small prints or vertical line prints make you look slimmer.

Beige and fawn colors look good on you, if you are of a medium structure. In case of blouses, try on nets because they can disguise your physical flaws.

If you are a thin women, all color ranges and color shades look good on you. Sleeveless, deep cuts and strapped blouses make you look gorgeous.
 
Skin tone
 
If you are fair, gold with a blend of copper makes you look cool. If you are of a medium or wheatish color, mix shades of white, bronzy golden and beige. If your skin tone is dark, golden copper shades are the best choice.
 
Personal attitude and comfort level
 
Attitude and comfort level are very important in deciding which style and trend works better for you. If you love maintaining a cosmopolitan outlook, but are not comfortable with western wear, you can try Indo Western wear. A blend of Indo Western style makes you look more charming. If you are a shy woman a boat necked saree with squared necked blouse is the best choice for you. But if you are bold and beautiful you can wear sleeveless, deep-necked blouses and also straps.
 
Shopping Clues
 

 
 

Clever shopping is necessary because it helps in keeping you satisfied not only during shopping but also at the time of wearing the shopped items. The best way for shopping is to first know what you need, know your prices limits, search for the best choices, satisfy yourself about the quality of the clothing and then buy it.Before finalizing on a dress check the seams and edges to make sure they are good. Also, check for holes, detached labels and discoloration.

Never buy any clothing without testing them. The size and cut of clothes is very important. Though the clothing looks good on the shelves it may not look good on you. You have to make sure that the clothing suits the shape and size of your body. So, take it to the fitting room and try out for your shape and size. If everything is OK, then your shopping has been fruitful.

 

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7.

A beautiful Love story .......!!

Posted by: "Shamina Bhanpurawala" sbhanpurawala@yahoo.com   sbhanpurawala

Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:56 am (PDT)





 
A beautiful Love story .......!!

A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on it, God had put all the human "qualities" in a separate room. Since all the qualities were bored they decided to play hide & seek. 

"Madness" was one of the qualities and he shouted: "I want to count, I want to count!" And since nobody was crazy enough to want to seek "Madness", all the other qualities agreed. So "Madness" leaned against a tree and started to  count:

One, two, three..." As "Madness" counted, the qualities went hiding.  "reason" hid in a pile of garbage.. "Lie " said that it would hide under a stone, but hid  at the bottom of  the lake.  And Madness continued to count "... seventy nine, eighty, eighty one..." By this time, all the qualities were already hidden-except "Love ". 

For stupid as "Love " is, he could not decide where to hide. 

And this should not surprise us, because we all know how difficult it is to hide "Love". 

"Madness": "...ninety five, ninety six, ninety seven..." Just when "Madness" got to one hundred..... ...."Love" jumped into a rose bush where he hid. 

And Madness turned around and shouted: "I'm coming, I'm coming!" As Madness turned around, "Laziness" was the first to be found, because "Laziness" was too lazy to hide. "Madness" searched madly and found "Lie" at the bottom of the lake. One by one, Madness found them all - except Love. Madness was getting desperate, unable to find Love.
Envious of Love, "Envy" whispered to "Madness ": "You only need to find Love, and Love is hiding in the rose bush." 

"Madness" Jumped on the rose bush and he heard loud cry. The thorns in the bush had pierced "Loves" eyes. 

Hearing the commotion God came into the room and saw what had happened. He got very angry and cursed "Madness" and said since "Love" has become blind because of u... ..u shall always be with him" 

And so it came about that from that day on, Love is blind and is always accompanied by Madness.!

SHAMINA..Regards,

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8.

What you can say on this?

Posted by: "Shankar Kyatham" shank578@yahoo.com   shank578

Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:08 am (PDT)





Subject: What you can say on this?

 

Subject: What you can say on this?

Dear Friends,

I want to share the below email received from one of friends with you. Please read carefully. It may save many of our loved ones life.

r.venkatachalapathy

What you can say on this?

Dears,

With deep pains (and tears in my eyes), i am sorry to inform You that yesterday morning, one of my dear friend's elder son (Mr. Aditya Suresh Joshi), age 19, studying in 1st year of engineering, died in Keshvani Hospital, Mumbai. He was admitted in Keshavani Hospital as burned patient.

Reason

4 days back this boy had gone to Amravati (One of the district place located in State of Maharashtra) on study tour. After their study was over, he, his classmates & his teachers, all of them were standing on "Badnera" railway station to catch the train. "Badnera" is the name of the railway station for "Amravati" city.

As soon as they arrived on Badnera Railway station, many of them started taking pictures of their friends using "Mobile Phones" and/or "Digital Camera". One of them complained that, in his camera, he was not able to capture more number of friends in one frame. He was not able to catch the angle. Another boy suggested that let's climb on train boogie and take picture so that all of them can be accommodated in single frame.

At that there was one goods wagon (all of them were oil tankers) train resting between 2 main railway lines.

Kumar Aditya climbed up oil boogie. Above his head, 40,000 volts electrical line was passing through. As soon as he clicked the digital camera? 40,000 volt current passed through the camera flash light to his camera and then from his camera to his fingers and then from his fingers to his body. All this happened within fraction of minutes. Next moment he was thrown from the top. His body was half burned on the spot.

At that time, his father (my friend) was traveling in Bangkok. His many friends in Pune came to know about this via mobile SMS. They instantly arranged air ambulance in Amravati and his burned body was brought to Keshavani Hospital, Mumbai. i was told that this is the best hospital in Mumbai. For 1 and 1/2 day or so he was talking to his relatives. When he was admitted to the hospital, at that time only, doctor informed his relatives that don't keep great hopes. Because of lot of complex issues in half burned body? He died yesterday morning.

* Now how many of us are aware about this technological threats & dangers? Honestly, Kumar Aditya and his father was not aware. His family was not aware. Our entire friend circle of more than 12,000, we were not aware. Now should we call ourselves as fully educated and fully knowledgeable people? Think of it. Please avoid mobile phones on petrol outlets. Please avoid talking on mobile phones while driving. i also know many of my friends who do not bother about this good suggestion and each one of them have opted for "Chalta Hai Yaar Attitude". Please avoid talking on mobile phones while they are in charging mode. Avoid charging mobile phones near Your bed and/or near wooden furniture. Avoid mobile phones near high voltage electrical lines like railway stations and use flash lights. My friend, his family members and we all friends learned our lesson with loss of young life. Now Would You like to empower Your friends about this accident so as to avoid
future accidents? We can save human life by empowering all the IT users who are in Your network? i have done "My Karma {with deep pains & tears in my eyes}" by empowering You about this horrible experience.

Pls Pass on..

________________________________

BY    Shankar                                                                                                                                                                 ;   ;

9.

Darde dil ki dastan

Posted by: "Vimal Patel" vimal39in@yahoo.in   vimal39in

Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:13 am (PDT)



Muje zindgi ki duaa na do ,
Meri zindgi se bani nahi ,
Koi zindgi pe kare yaqee ,
mera zindgi pe yaqee nahi ,
ye safar bhi kessa safar he yaaro ?
main kabhi kahen to kabhi kahen ,
muje jis sanam ki talash thi ,
woh muje mila magar mila nahi ,
main woh baat hu jo bani nahi ,
main woh raat hu jo kati nahi ,
muje zindgi ki duaa na do ,
meri zindgi se bani nahi .
 
 
Vimal patel.

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Tadpate dil ki pukar

Posted by: "Vimal Patel" vimal39in@yahoo.in   vimal39in

Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:24 am (PDT)



Khamosh palko pe dayra ruka hai abhi ,
Tumhare intzar main ek lamha ruka hai abhi ,
Sadiyon ka fasla to tay kar liya hum ne magar ,
Sirf do kadmo ka safar ruka hai abhi ,
Waqt ke sagar pe rawan ho tum bhi ye janlo ,
Tumhare pyar ke liye ek saksh ruka hai abhi ,
Aa jao ke zindgi tabah na ho jaye meri ,
Bary ehtamam se mout ko tala hai abhi ,
Sadayeh de de ke ,
Be-Aawaz na ho jaon me kahi  ,
Aa jao lout ke ek jumla meri zuban pe ruka hai abhi.
 
                                                                           vimal patel.

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11.

Parents' Notes for their children being absent

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:28 am (PDT)



Parents' Notes for their children being absent.... Hilarious
 
 

These are simply irresistible. I promise you, you'll laugh out loud.
 
These are real notes written by parents in the Memphis school district. Spellings have been left intact.  
 
1.  My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today Please execute him.
 
2.  Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.
 
3.  Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
 
4. Please excuse Gloria from jim today. She is administrating.
 
5.  Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and      misplaced his hip.
 
6.  John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
 
 7.  Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
 
 8.  Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
 
 9.  Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
 
 10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
 
 11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathethe shits.
 
12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
 
13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
 
 14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
 
 15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.
 
 16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.
 
 17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.
 
 18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.
 
19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
 
 20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
 
 21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
 
 22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.
 
 23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

 

 

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12.

Khush Raho... (Wonderful Thought)

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:32 am (PDT)



Wonderful thought..... .........

Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho...

Office me khush raho, ghar mein khush raho...

Aaj paneer nahi hai, dal mein hi khush raho...

Aaj gym jane ka samay nahi, do kadam chal ke hi khush raho...

Aaj Dosto ka sath nahi, TV dekh ke hi khush raho...

Ghar ja nahi sakte to phone kar ke hi khush raho...

Aaj koi naraaz hai, uske iss andaz mein bhi khush raho...

Jise dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mein hi khush raho...

Jise paa nahi sakte uski yaad mein hi khush raho

Laptop na mila to kya, Desktop mein hi khush raho...

Bita hua kal ja chuka hai, usse meethi yaadein hai, unme hi khush raho...

aane wale pal ka pata nahi... sapno mein hi khush raho...

Haste haste ye pal bitaenge, aaj mein hi khush raho

Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho 

 

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Aaj ka suvichar

Posted by: "Shiv@nsh" shivansh9@gmail.com   shivansh9

Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:19 pm (PDT)



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