Sunday, April 4, 2010

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2578

Messages In This Digest (6 Messages)

IMP - Request to indians From: shakeel ansari
commerce student V/S other faculties students From: shakeel ansari
sweet shayaris for sweet 2 friends From: VIK
Want to LOOK slim... From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~
Magic Of Honey... From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~
Why are Americans Jobless? From: Shamina Bhanpurawala



IMP - Request to indians

Posted by: "shakeel ansari"   shakeel_v_ansari

Sat Apr 3, 2010 8:25 am (PDT)

Let us not write anything on our currency note, Because those currency
notes can not be used for standard transaction, that is the reason we
do not find written notes on ATM machinewhile we withdraw the amount
from ATM.

Because of written notes Indian government (Indian people) loses Rs.
2000 Cr. / Year. Pl. Forward this alert to all Indians you know.

Lets make some usable forward


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commerce student V/S other faculties students

Posted by: "shakeel ansari"   shakeel_v_ansari

Sat Apr 3, 2010 8:36 am (PDT)

If  the Question is
Prove  that :        2  / 10 = 2
The Art student :   This is wrong question.

The Engineering student :     This is out of syllabus.

The Medical student :            This is not scientific thing to prove.

The Commerce  student(who going to be a Charted accountant)  :
“It’s so easy ! ! ! ! !”
          If have to prove that     2 / 10 = 2,
                   Than the sum is   (2 / 10)
(Two / Ten)
When “T” is common, Hence =   Two / Ten,
                                                =     wo / en,
‘W’ is the 23rd letter and ‘O’ is 15th;
‘E’ is 5th and ‘N’ is 14th.
          Hence ( wo / en )   = ( 23 + 15 ) / ( 5 + 14 )
                                       = ( 38 / 19 )
                                       = 2
So finally   2 / 10  = 2
The charted accountant never think or worried about………
What the question is ?
They just know,
How  to get the answer ?

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sweet shayaris for sweet 2 friends

Posted by: "VIK"   muskanmy_love143

Sat Apr 3, 2010 8:41 am (PDT)

Ruthi hui ankho mein intzaar hota hai na chahte huye bhi pyar hota hai kyu dekhte hain hum vo sapne jinke tutane par bhi unke sach hone ka intzar hota hai
Yu kabhi tabahi ka jashan mana lete hain apni palkon par sitare saja lete hain tum to apne the jara hath badhaya hota gair bhi dubane wale ko bacha lete hain.
Na shahar dekho na biyaban dekho hum chahenge aap khuda ka ek lauta insaan dekho ankhein utthao aur meri ankho mein apna jahaan dekho
Tujhe main pyar karu aur itna pyar karu ki jab talak main jiyu tera intzaar karu..
Mera vada hai tumhein itna chahunga ki duniya mein kahien par bhi mohabbat ke hawale se jo baat nikalegi humare naam ki mishal usmein hogi…
Hath jodkar teri minnat kran injh na tu sataya kar , tainu pata hai tu sadi kamjori e , injh na sanu tadfaya kar
Kade la sanu bhi ghut kaalje nal na dooron moonh ghumaya kar, assi tan tere gulam haan sajana
Na matthe vat tu paya kart u mange tan jaan bhi hajir hai par tu janu kehkar bulaya kar

vikramaditya rana

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Want to LOOK slim...

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~"   verygood101

Sat Apr 3, 2010 8:58 am (PDT)

There are times when you take a break from your sensible-eating and exercise regime and want to just lie back and enjoy all those forbidden foods. Well then you are bound to put on weight but until you have worked towards reducing the excess weight you can follow these few tips to look slim.

* Stand comfortably erect and stick your stomach in. Good posture always makes you look slimmer.

* Dark colours such as olive, black, charcoal grey, and navy help make areas appear smaller so wear them where you think you need it. For most women it's from the waist down.

* Avoid shiny or heavily textured fabrics. Shiny fabrics reflect light, making any area appear larger. Heavily texture fabrics only add extra weight.

* Sewn-down pleats in skirts and blouses can both create a slimming effect. Include vertical lines in your accessories, such as long chains worn around the neck.

* Avoid extensive use of horizontal lines - belts, boat-collar blouses and border print skirts. These styles can add extra width to your body frame.

* Your best asset is your face; so draw attention to it with scarves and jewellery worn around the face.

* Introduce simple lines, such as A-line skirts, tailor-notched, collared blouses and blazers. The oversized blazer is a great solution for camouflaging large derrieres and hips. Double-pleated skirts and trousers mask protruding stomachs and provide comfort as well.

* If you want to appear thinner incorporate dark, cool and dull colours and textures. Dull textures absorb the light like wool or cotton. Some very slimming colours include black, navy, olive, violet, charcoal grey, chocolate brown, plum, eggplant and burgundy.


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Magic Of Honey...

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~"   verygood101

Sat Apr 3, 2010 9:02 am (PDT)

Magic Of Honey

Bees from the nectar of the flowers produce honey a sweet sticky substance. From ages honey has been an essential part in the beauty regimes.

Lets take a look at the benefits that honey has provided us.

* Honey has anti-microbial properties and is known to treat minor irritations and sun burns.

* It is a good substance that should be used in moisturizers, creams and other beauty products as honey has the ability to retain water.

* One teaspoon of honey poured in a mug of water and if used for the last rinse will bring a shine to the hair. It will work wonders and make your hair soft and silky.

* It works well with alpha hydroxy acids - it helps soothe the skin against an abrasive treatment.

* Apply equal parts of honey and milk and leave for twenty minutes, you will notice a glow on your skin.

* Honey fights against any kind of skin damage and ageing as it has antioxidant properties.

* It also helps to fight against the damage caused by sun's UV rays.


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Why are Americans Jobless?

Posted by: "Shamina Bhanpurawala"   sbhanpurawala

Sat Apr 3, 2010 11:15 am (PDT)

Why Are Americans Jobless ?
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 a.m.

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPINES ) .
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN
VIETNAM). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ), then he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ), he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN KOREA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA .



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