Tuesday, October 2, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1622

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1.

Please dont be sad.....

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Mon Oct 1, 2007 9:23 am (PST)

Please dont be sad.....
When things go wrong,

When sadness fills your heart,

When tears flow in your eyes,

Just let me know,


Because, I want to be there for you,

Because!!!,


One of my friends is selling Tissue Papers


Buy 1, Get 1 Free... hhhhhhhheeeee.......... hhhhaaaaaa!!!

Bolo Bolo Maja aaya na???? To
Ganesh Kumble ko mail karo na

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A TRIBUTE TO THE GREATEST LEGEND EVER

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Mon Oct 1, 2007 9:24 am (PST)

[image: GLASSNOST MUSHTALK'S CORNER]
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THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Mon Oct 1, 2007 9:33 am (PST)

THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA

The computer swallowed grandmother.
Yes, honestly it's true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
&nb sp;Not! a thing was found 'online'.

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me!

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4a.

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus....

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Mon Oct 1, 2007 9:33 am (PST)

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.
It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965.

Symptoms:

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. done that!

2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! that too!

3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. yep!

4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. who me?

5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. well darn!

6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished. oh no - not again!

7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND." and I just hate that!

8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."

Oh No!

IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."

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5a.

Some of the most amaziing railway routes in India..

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Oct 2, 2007 12:09 am (PST)

Some of the most amaziing railway routes in India..

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Re: Some of the most amaziing railway routes in India..

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Oct 2, 2007 3:23 am (PST)

Dear Parmar , Mohamad as well as all members

I am thanking you very very much for you mail.

Pictures for this mails where taken from
my pc under my pictures folder.

I agree with Mr.Parmar,Mr.Mohamad and all
members and I realise that some of the pictures are from
abroad also.

Thanking You.

Ganesh Kumble
ganeshkumble11@gmail.com

"Mohammad D. Malak" <malakrules@yahoo.com> wrote
With All Due respect , Not All of these pictures are from India, have some
respect to others Intelligence dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Parmar Pankaj <parmarassociates@yahoo.com> Wrote
*Hi Ganeshji*
**
*Really very fascinating INDIAN RAILWAYS ROUTES u have brought to my
knowledge. *
**
*May I request you to kindly give names of the routes, so i may also take
chance to travel on these railways routes?*
**
*THnx and hoping on yr high favour

* Some of the most amaziing railway routes in India..

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6.

Longest Domain Name !

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Oct 2, 2007 12:09 am (PST)

Ever heard of a longest domain name ? well here it is :

http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com

And if you click on it you will be directed to a series of longest articles / events in the world.

Also check the Most Expensive Series in the sections out there...

and do let me know how you found it...

~Loves
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7.

Living on Earth  is expensive...

Posted by: "ganesh" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Oct 2, 2007 12:11 am (PST)


Living on Earth is expensive
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.

How long a minute is,
depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.

Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have, the longer you live.

Happiness comes through doors
you didn't even know you left open.

Ever notice that the people
who are late, are often much jollier ,
than the people who have to wait for them?

Most of us go to our grave,
with our music still inside of us.

If shops are lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet?

You may be only one person in the world ,
but you may also be the world to one person .

Some mistakes are too much fun ,
to only make once .

Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty;
some are dull, some have weird names;
and all are different colours....
but, they all exist very nicely in
the same box .

A truly happy person is one,
who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Have an awesome day!!


This mail is composed by Ganesh Kumble on 01-Oct-2007
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8a.

Keep away from 5 Star Hotels

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Oct 2, 2007 12:47 am (PST)

Keep away from 5 Star Hotels
Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.
Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst

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9.

3 D WALLPAPERS.... I HOPE YOU WILL LIKE IT.

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Oct 2, 2007 1:03 am (PST)

3D WALL PAPERS.... I HOPE YOU WILL LIKE IT....


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10a.

Toilet Restaurants..............

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Oct 2, 2007 1:03 am (PST)

Toilet Restaurants..............

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10b.

Toilet Restaurants..............

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Oct 2, 2007 1:04 am (PST)

Toilet Restaurants..............

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11a.

Please don't ask me why I do love you so muchh

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Oct 2, 2007 1:29 am (PST)

Please don't ask me why I do love you so much


Lady : Why do you like me.. Why do you love me
Man : I can't tell the reason.. but I really like
you..

Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can
you say you like me How can you say you love me
Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can
prove that I love you.

Lady : Proof No! I want you to tell me the reason.
My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her
but not you!
Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful,
because your voice is sweet,
because you are caring,
because you are loving,
because you are thoughtful,
because of your smile,
because of your every movements.
The lady felt very satisfied with the man's
answer. Unfortunately, a few days later, the

Lady met with an accident and went in comma.
The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and
here is the content:

Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you...
Now can you talk No! Therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your care and concern that I like you..
Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love
you.

Because of your smile,because of your every movements
that I love you.. Now can you smile Now can you move
No, therefore I cannot love you...

If love needs a reason, like now, there is no
reason for me to love you anymore.

Does love need a reason NO!

Therefore, I still love you...

Thanks & Regards,

Ganesh Kumble
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11b.

Please don't ask me why I do love you so muchh

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Oct 2, 2007 1:30 am (PST)


Please don't ask me why I do love you so much


Lady : Why do you like me.. Why do you love me
Man : I can't tell the reason.. but I really like
you..

Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can
you say you like me How can you say you love me
Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can
prove that I love you.

Lady : Proof No! I want you to tell me the reason.
My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her
but not you!
Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful,
because your voice is sweet,
because you are caring,
because you are loving,
because you are thoughtful,
because of your smile,
because of your every movements.
The lady felt very satisfied with the man's
answer. Unfortunately, a few days later, the

Lady met with an accident and went in comma.
The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and
here is the content:

Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you...
Now can you talk No! Therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your care and concern that I like you..
Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love
you.

Because of your smile,because of your every movements
that I love you.. Now can you smile Now can you move
No, therefore I cannot love you...

If love needs a reason, like now, there is no
reason for me to love you anymore.

Does love need a reason NO!

Therefore, I still love you...

Thanks & Regards,

Ganesh Kumble
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12.

KYUNKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI !!!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Oct 2, 2007 3:22 am (PST)

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Dear Parmar , Mohamad as well as all members

Posted by: "ganesh" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Oct 2, 2007 3:22 am (PST)

Dear Parmar , Mohamad as well as all members

I am thanking you very very much for you mail.

Pictures for this mails where taken from
my pc under my pictures folder.

I agree with Mr.Parmar,Mr.Mohamad and all
members and realise that some of the pictures are from
abroad also.

Thanking You.

Ganesh Kumble
ganeshkumble11@gmail.com

"Mohammad D. Malak" <malakrules@yahoo.com> wrote
With All Due respect , Not All of these pictures are from India, have
some respect to others Intelligence dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Parmar Pankaj <parmarassociates@yahoo.com> Wrote
Hi Ganeshji Really very fascinating INDIAN RAILWAYS ROUTES u have
brought to my knowledge. May I request you to kindly give names of
the routes, so i may also take chance to travel on these railways
routes? THnx and hoping on yr high favour

Some of the most amaziing railway routes in India..

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14.

NEED INTERESTING COOKING TIPS AND RECIPIES?

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Oct 2, 2007 3:40 am (PST)

Hi Friends

I am also running group on cooking tips and
recieipies if any member is interested to join,
read,write on cooking and food can join our
recipie group at

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Recipes_For_Us/join
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/goodcooking/join
Groups by Ganesh Kumble,Pooja and Whitewolf (Jennifer)

We also need moderators and active members for
this groups.

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15.

IDEAL INDIAN WIFE

Posted by: "nivedita_290193" nivedita_290193@yahoo.co.in   nivedita_290193

Tue Oct 2, 2007 3:42 am (PST)


5' 6" jiski height ho,

Jeans jiski tight ho,

Chehara jiska bright ho,

Umar 20 se 22 ho,

Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,

Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,

America, Calcutta ya Jamshedpur paidaish ho,

Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho

Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,

Dinner ke time candle light ho,

Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,

Milane ke baad dil delight ho,

Hey prabhu teri 'Amrita' meri life ho.

Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe "yaar, tum right ho",

Aise apni Wife ho.

kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho

agar aisi apni wife ho to kya hasin life ho

har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho

kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho

khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho

ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho

aisi apni wife ho.

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