1.: Walk like a cat!

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com ashtek_2001

Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:05 am (PST)

Valued Exposure: 17 year old Bianca Passarge of Hamburg dresses up as a cat, complete with furry tail and dances on wine bottles, June 1958. Her performance was based on a dream and she practiced for eight hours every day in order to perfect her dance.
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2.: Re++Dilli Parivar++ good morning Dilli

Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in shwetakapoor_05

Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:56 am (PST)

"Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire,
If you did, what would there be to look forward to?
Be thankful when you don't know something,
For it gives you the opportunity to learn."

"Be thankful for your mistakes.
They will teach you valuable lessons.
Be thankful when you're tired and weary,
Because it means you've made a difference."
So, KEEP SMILING and have a peaceful mind for the rest of the day!!!

GOOD MORNING

Laugh about your mistakes,
But, learn from them.
Joke over your troubles,
But, gather strength from them.
Have fun with your difficulties,
But, overcome them.
That's the way to live LIFE.

Have a great day ahead !!

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3.: LOVELY PICS- CHO CHWEET ANGELS

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Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:58 am (PST)

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4.: Today's Thought

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5.: Think Small

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Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:02 am (PST)

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6a.: TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

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Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:05 am (PST)

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Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans.: Selling the Goods.
Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!

3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans.: From other State/Abroad
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4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans.: Profit.
Tax: PAY INCOME TAX!

5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans.: Factory.
Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY!

6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

7) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!

8) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX!

9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans.: Yes, for Salary.
Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

10) Qus. : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans.: Hotel
Tax: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

11) Qus. : Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

12) Qus. : Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

13) Qus. : How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans.: Gift on birthday.
Tax: PAY GIFT TAX!

14) Qus. : Do you have any Wealth?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX!

15) Qus. : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans.: Cinema or Resort.
Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

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Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !

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Ans.: Bus
Tax: PAY SURCHARGE!

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7a.: One liner Jokes

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com ashtek_2001

Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:41 am (PST)

One liner Jokes

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."

******

"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"

******

My friend has a fine watch dog.
At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.

******

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

******

"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
" Please wait someone else is using it."

******

When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.

******

"Where did you get those big eyes?"
"They came with the face."

******

I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls .

******

But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.

******

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!

******

"Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."
"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."

******

"Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?"
"Yes if you're lucky."

******

A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.

******

"Has there been any insanity in your family?"
"Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."

******

I was thinking of becoming a doctor.
I have the handwriting for it.

******

"My wife doesn't know what she wants."
" You're lucky. My wife does."

******

We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.

******

"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best. "

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"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"

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"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months."

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8.: Get your PDF documents read out to you...

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com ashtek_2001

Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:41 am (PST)

Hi All,

Something important - (if you dont know it already!)

You can listen to any PDF instead of reading with Adobe Reader 7 .0 or 6.0, and the short cut is:

Ctrl+Shift+b - to hear the entire Document

Ctrl+shift+v - to hear the page

Ctrl+shift+c - to pause/resume

Ctrl+shift+e - to stop

If it is not convenient to hear because the voice is very fast, you can adjust the diction using Preferences->reading
(voice/ speech attributes, pitch/ words per minute)

Hope it was helpful

Rgds,

Äšhišh T

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9.: SAVES INDIA FROM THE JAWS OF DEATH !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk

Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:42 am (PST)

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10.: MUMMY ! WHY ARE YOU CHEATING ON NATURE ????

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk

Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:42 am (PST)

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11.: Ghar chhod kay bhi zindagi hairaaniyon mein hai,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com jessieriat

Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:43 am (PST)

Ghar chhod kay bhi zindagi hairaaniyon mein hai..........,

Ghar chhod kay bhi zindagi hairaaniyon mein hai,

Shehron ka shor dasht kee viraaniyon mein hai,

Kitna kaha thaa uss say kay daaman samet lou,

Abb who bhi merey saath preshaaniyon mein hai,

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12.: *REFLECTIONS*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com tunaysem

Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:45 am (PST)

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13.: |~ Gun's Wallpaper ~|

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Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:46 am (PST)

~* Who Want Some *~

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14.: |~ Inside Airplane Cockpit ~|

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Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:49 am (PST)

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15.1.: Birthday Reminder

Posted by: "brihaspati patel" bripatel_2005@yahoo.co.in bripatel_2005

Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:56 am (PST)

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16.: Too Complicated !!

Posted by: "Sumbool Noorin" noorin48@yahoo.com noorin48

Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:58 am (PST)

Once two men sat in a bar drinking. The first one said to the other ,"I have a hell lot of family problems." The second one said ,"I'll tell you mine. I married a widow having a young daughter. my father married my daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occured when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems".

SUMBOOL NOORIN
DELHI - INDIA

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17.: Good Morning !!!!!

Posted by: "<~ Aarti ~>" aarti.s.sharma@gmail.com sharmaaartishashikant

Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:00 am (PST)

* Begin You Day…………*

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*Cherish your todays.......

Cherish all of your todays
As if they were a glass of rare wine.
Savor them, sip them slowly,
For tomorrow they are gone.*

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`·.¸.·´ <<< If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for
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18.: Miniature War Art 2

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Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:00 am (PST)

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19.: Miniature War Art -3

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Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:01 am (PST)

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20.: Creative Proposal

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