Sunday, October 28, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1649

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1.
iNDIAN  Monkey'S?? From: Rajkrishna Verma
2.
Celebrity News | Gossip | Photos From: nicky mike
3.
A very beautiful love poem....................... From: oxfordtutors
4.
My Love SMS Shayaries Collections Part-16 for all of you From: Hassan Ali
5.
Did Anyone Ever Tell You From: Rajkrishna Verma
6.
BEAUTIFUL SHOTS From: ~~SHWETA~~
7.
Good morning ....Have a nice day !! From: <~ Aarti ~>
8.
How Smart Is Your Right Foot From: Singh, Sanjay [Bonded Technology - AGN Mu
9.
Incredi's Photography 1 From: Jex
10.
Incredi's Photography 2 From: Jex
11.
Beautiful location From: Jex
12.
What is 710...........? From: Love is Life
13.
Pointless From: Love is Life
14.
Fwd: Lara Dutta (·) (·)  Every one like to **** them From: Cool Desi Guru
15.
TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA From: Sumit Goel
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If Tomorrow Never Comes From: <~ Aarti ~>
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Unicef award winning advertisements From: Sumit Goel
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Water falls Part I and II From: Shilpa E

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1.

iNDIAN  Monkey'S??

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:56 pm (PST)

Thank u jyoti ji !!!

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WATCH CLOSELY ON THE PIC!!!


(€ ¦¨`€ ¦·.€ ¦·´¨)If you think you are beaten, you are
`€ ¦·.€ ¦¸(€ ¦¨`€ ¦·.€ ¦·´¨)If you think you dare not, you don't
(€ ¦¨`€ ¦·.€ ¦·´¨)€ ¦¸.€ ¦·´If you'd like to win, but think you can't - it's almost certain that you won't
`€ ¦·.€ ¦¸.€ ¦·´Life's battles don't always go to the stronger or faster person
But sooner or later, the one who wins, Is the one who thinks he can...
(€ ¦¨`€ ¦·.€ ¦·´¨) Always
`€ ¦·.€ ¦¸(€ ¦¨`€ ¦·.€ ¦·´¨) Keep
(€ ¦¨`€ ¦·.€ ¦·´¨)€ ¦¸.€ ¦· Smiling!
`€ ¦·.€ ¦¸.€ ¦·´ Alkesh
~~~~A negative thinker sees a difficulty in every opportunity.
A positive thinker sees an opportunity in every difficulty.~~~~

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Celebrity News | Gossip | Photos

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Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:57 pm (PST)

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3.

A very beautiful love poem.......................

Posted by: "oxfordtutors" oxfordtutors@yahoo.com.sg   oxfordtutors

Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:58 pm (PST)

When I close my eyes...
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[When I close my eyes...]
I can see your face..
My heart calls out, wanting you with me in this special place..

I can feel your arms holding me tight..
I long to snuggle close and feel all my fears take flight..

I can see your smile..
Reminding me to be patient for just a little while..

I can feel your gentle touch..
Shivers run over my skin, I miss you so much..

I can see the love in your eyes for me..
Shining brightly where all who care to look can see..

I can feel your presence surrounding me..holding me..loving me..
And I know deep in my heart our love was meant to be..

I love you...

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4.

My Love SMS Shayaries Collections Part-16 for all of you

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" hassanrazvi786@gmail.com   hassanrazvi786

Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:58 pm (PST)

*My Love SMS Shayaries *
*Collections Part-16 for all of you*

**

*Palbhar mein tut jaye who kassam nahi,
Dosti mein bhool jaye woh hum nahi,
Tum bewafa bano is baat mein dum nahi,
Kyuki hamari wafa bhi kuch kum nahi*

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*

Main deewaani hun tere nam ki

is baat se inkar nahi,

kaise kahe ki hame aapse pyar nahi,

kuch to kasoor hai aapki nazro ka,

hum akele to gunhegar nahi.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Aankhon ki zubhan wo samajh nahi pate,
Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,
Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Tapat Sooraj mein hoti hain
Tadapna sabko padta hain
kasoor aankhon ka hota hai
Tadapna dil ko padta hai

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Tum mujhe bhul na paoge,

Is kadar hum tumhe yaad aayenge...

Yakeen na aaye to aaine me dekhna,

Teri aankhon me hum nazar aayenge....

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Zikar hua jab Khuda ki rehmaton ka,

Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya....

Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki,

Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya....

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Mehfil na hoti, nazare na hote,

yun chand ke pehlu mein sitare na hote.

Hum isliye karte hai apki parvah

kyonki dil ke karib sare nahi hote..!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,

muskura rahe the hum, par ankho mein namisi thi,

sath hamare ye jahan tha sara,

par na jane kyun kisi ki kami si thi....

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Duniya jise neend kehti hai,

Jaane woh kya cheez hoti hai....

Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hain,

Par woh unse milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai...

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Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua,
Toh Rab se shikayat hogi....
Ek toh jhella nahi jaata,
Doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,
Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Kartea

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EK SHABD ME KYA TARIF KARU AAPKI,

AAP SHABDDO ME KAHA SAMA PAOGE ,

BAS INTA JAANLO K JAB B BAAT CHALEGI DOSTI KI,

MERI ANKHO ME AAP HI NAZAR AAOGE

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Aapko Lagta Hai Ke Hume Aapko Bhula Rakha Hai
Aap Nahi Jaante Dil Mein Kahi Chupa Rakha Hai
Dekh Na Le In Aankhon Me Aapko Koi
Isliye Palko Ko Bhi Chupa Rakha Hai

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Ye aaine se akele main guftagu kya hai
jo main nahin to phir ye tere rubaru kya hai
isi omeed pe kaati hai zindagi main ne
woh kaash puchte mujh se ke aarzo kya hai

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Is dil say tere yaad bhulai nahin jati
Yeh pyar ki daulat hai lutai nahin jati
Is dil say kesay tumhain bhulaoun main
Har roz toh yeh duniya basai nahin jati

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se,
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao,
Pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho,
Ki har pal tum hi yaad aao....

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nazar to mila sake,
Per zaban ko hila na sake,
Laakh chaha humne,
Phir bhi tum ko bhula na sake....

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ishq Ne Insan Ko Kya Se Kya Bana Diya ,
Kisiko Kavi To Kisiko Kangal Bana Diya,
Do Fulo Ka Boj Na Uthane Vaali Mumtaj
Ki Yaad Main Shahjaha Ne Taaj Mahel Bana Diya.

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Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash Hai,
Har dil mein chupa ek ehsaas hai,
Aap se pyaar yuhi nahi ki humnein,
Kya kare hamari pasand hi kuch khaas hai.

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Love is not something that happens on first sight,
It happens when you start knowing each other,
And it turn ending up needing each other,
For every feeling,for every thought and for every moment.

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Agar jindagi mein judai na hoti,
Toh kabhi kisi ki yaad aati na hoti,
Sath gujara hota har lamha,
Toh sayad risto mein itani gahrai na hoti.

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Barish ke paani ko apne haathon mein samet lo.
Jitna aap samet paaye utna aap humein chahte hai
Aur jitna na samet paye utna hum aap ko chahte hai.

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Har pal ne kaha ek pal se,
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao,
Pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho,
Ki har pal tum hi yaad aao.

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Dil ki nazuk dhadkano ko
Mere sanam tumne dhadkana sikha diya
Jab se mila hai tera pyaar dil ko
Gham main bhi muskurana sikha diya.

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Na to yaado ko yaad rakhte hai
Na hi sapno ko saath rakhte hai
Hum to buss unko yaad rakte hai
Jo hamein dil ke pass rakhte hai.

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Dil ki nazuk dhadkano ko
Mere sanam tumne dhadkana sikha diya
Jab se mila hai tera pyaar dil ko
Gham ne bhi muskurana sikha diya.

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Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein,
Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein,
Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah,
Jaise hota hai chand sitaron ke beech mein.

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Kabhi hasata hai pyaar,
Kabhi rulata hai pyaar,
Har pal ki yaad dilata hai yeh pyaar,
Chaho ya na chaho,
Par aapke hone ka ehsaas dilata hai yeh pyaar.

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Apne dard-E-dil ka hamdard hame hi paaogey,
In tanhaiyon mein saath hame hi paaogey,
Door hain tum say to kya huwa,
In dooriyon mein sabse kareeb hame hi paaogey.

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Aakhen kholu to chehra tumhara ho,
Band karu to sapna tumhara ho,
Maar bhi jau to koi gam nahi,
Agar kafan ke badle achal tumhara ho

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Tum khafa hogaye to koi khushi na rahegi,
Tere bina chirago mein roshni na rahegi,
Kya kahe kya guzregi dil par,
Zinda to rahenge par zindagi na rahegi.

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*1) Never expect things to happen.. struggle and make them happen. *
*never expect yourself to be given a good value *
*create a value of your own *

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*2) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity. *
*But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.so *
*choose the best place where you would shine.. *
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*3) Falling down is not defeat... *
*defeat is when your refuse to get up... *
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*4) Ship is always safe at shore... but is is not built for it *
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*5) When your successful your well wishers know who *
*you are when you are unsuccessful *
*you know who your well wishers are *
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*6) It is great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; *
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*7) "To the world you might be one person, *
*but to one person you just might be the world *
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*8) "Even the word 'IMPOSSIBLE' says 'I M POSSIBLE' " *
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*9) Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your *
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*May ALLAH / God Bless You All,
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*Never take some one for granted,Hold every person *
*Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise *
*that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones." *
* Remember this always in life. *
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5.

Did Anyone Ever Tell You

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:59 pm (PST)


Thank You Lucky ji!!



Did Anyone Ever Tell You,
Just How Special You Are
The Light that You Emit
Might even Light a Star

Did Anyone Ever Tell You
How Important You Make Others Feel
Somebody out here is Smiling
About Love that is so Real

Did Anyone Ever Tell You that
Many Times When They were Sad
Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit
In Fact It made Them Glad

For the Time You Spend Sending Things
And Sharing whatever You Find
There are No Words to Thank You
But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine

Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Just How Much They Love You
Well, My Dearest Friend
Today I am Telling You!

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BEAUTIFUL SHOTS

Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in   shwetakapoor_05

Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:02 pm (PST)



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Good morning ....Have a nice day !!

Posted by: "<~ Aarti ~>" aarti.s.sharma@gmail.com   sharmaaartishashikant

Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:02 pm (PST)

* Sometimes we must be Hurt in order to Grow,*

*Sometimes we must Fail in order to Know ,
Sometimes we must Lose in order to Gain ,
Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain*

HAVE A NICE DAY

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everything >>>
8.

How Smart Is Your Right Foot

Posted by: "Singh, Sanjay [Bonded Technology - AGN Mu" sanjay.singh@saint-gobain.com   sanju_707

Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:06 pm (PST)



Best Regards,

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Sanjay Singh...!

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Please consideryourenvironmentalresponsibility.Before taking a print on
a paper, ask yourself

whether you really need a hard copy.

________________________________

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind.

And you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can
outsmart your foot. But you can't!!! U simply can't

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor
and make clockwise circles with it.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your
right hand.

Your foot will change direction!!!

Ahah; I told you so... And there is nothing you can do about it.

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9.

Incredi's Photography 1

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:10 pm (PST)

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Incredi's Photography 2

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:11 pm (PST)

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Beautiful location

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:17 pm (PST)

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What is 710...........?

Posted by: "Love is Life" broken.drop@gmail.com   broken.drop

Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:18 pm (PST)

What is 710...........?
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This doesn't mean all women are stupid when it comes to cars....But there
always are (a lot of) exceptions!!

Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in
and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked," What is a
seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.I lost
it and need a new one. It had always been there."
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The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw
what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote
710 !!

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is
there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is.........
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Pointless

Posted by: "Love is Life" broken.drop@gmail.com   broken.drop

Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:20 pm (PST)

14.

Fwd: Lara Dutta (·) (·)  Every one like to **** them

Posted by: "Cool Desi Guru" kooldesiguru@yahoo.com   kooldesiguru

Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:21 pm (PST)



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Here you can find her half (.) (.) is clearly visiable....

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15.

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

Posted by: "Sumit Goel" goelsumitkumar@gmail.com   sumitji2000

Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:22 pm (PST)




TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

1) Qus. : <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/> What are you doing?
Ans.: Business.
Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans.: Selling the Goods.
Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!

3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans.: From other State/Abroad
Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/> 4) Qus. : What are you getting
in Selling Goods?
Ans.: Profit.
Tax: PAY INCOME TAX!

5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans.: Factory.
Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY!

6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

7) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!

8) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX!

9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans.: Yes, for Salary.
Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

10) Qus. : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans.: Hotel
Tax: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

11) Qus. : Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

12) Qus. : Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

13) Qus. : How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans.: Gift on birthday.
Tax: PAY GIFT TAX!

14) Qus. : Do you have any Wealth?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX!

15) Qus. : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans.: Cinema or Resort.
Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

16) Qus. : Have you purchased House?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !

17) Qus. : How you Travel?
Ans.: Bus
Tax: PAY SURCHARGE!

18) Qus. : Any Additional Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL
GOVT.'s TAX !!!

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Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:24 pm (PST)

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Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:24 pm (PST)

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Lamps & Fans

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21.

If Tomorrow Never Comes

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Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:31 pm (PST)

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A Year in the Life ( Stunt )

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