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1a.: Life Ki Ringtone From: Love is Life

2.: Sardar at his best-Enjoy From: Afshin Chopra

3.: seven stage of love From: anju sonik

4.: TAKE AN INTELLIGENT TEST From: nivedita_290193

5.: Earrings-1 From: Neha Parikh

6.: ILU in various language From: Santosh Khanavkar-sdecj

7.: I love u bulwale ka letest tarika From: anjufriend_143@yahoo.co.in

8.: Dont Miss This One.... From: ganeshkumble11

9.: Broken Heart Nice One From: ganesh

10.: Some Beautiful.. Missing You card From: ganeshkumble11

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1a.: Life Ki Ringtone

Posted by: "Love is Life" broken.drop@gmail.com broken.drop

Fri Oct 5, 2007 8:19 pm (PST)

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2.: Sardar at his best-Enjoy

Posted by: "Afshin Chopra" afshin_chopra@yahoo.co.in afshin_chopra

Fri Oct 5, 2007 8:21 pm (PST)

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..

A Teacher lecturing on population:
"In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "

A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"
Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what...
To avoid side effects!!!

Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".

Lawyer to Sardar: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
Sardar :"Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!"

A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... He went and kissed her....
Girl said- "What R U doing...?"
Sardar replied- " B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar"

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats"

A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!

Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........

Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

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DoN't fOlLoW mE I aM LoSt !!

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3.: seven stage of love

Posted by: "anju sonik" anjufriend_143@yahoo.co.in anjufriend_143

Fri Oct 5, 2007 8:22 pm (PST)

JANUARY - ROSE

FEBRUARY - PROPOSE

MARCH - GIFT

APRIL - LIFT

MAY - CHATTING

JUNE - DATING

JULY - MISS YOU

AUGUST - KISS YOU

SEPTEMBER - ANGER

OCTOBER - DANGER

NOVEMBER - LEFT

DECEMBER - NEXT

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ANJU

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4.: TAKE AN INTELLIGENT TEST

Posted by: "nivedita_290193" nivedita_290193@yahoo.co.in nivedita_290193

Fri Oct 5, 2007 8:24 pm (PST)

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What colour was Rana Pratap's WHITE horse?

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Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
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(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army
(d) WRITE A PLAY

Metric conversion.
How many feet in 0.0 meters?

What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on
the 5?

What language is spoken in RUSSIA?

How to you spell PURPLE?

Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George
the Sixth. Name the previous five.

Where does rain come from?
(a) Himalayas
(b) Trees
(c) Indian Ocean
(d) the sky

Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no

What are coat hangers used for?

Which creature is called Giraffe?

Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium
-OR-spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

Where is the first floor in a three story building located?

Advanced math: If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

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5.: Earrings-1

Posted by: "Neha Parikh" me.neha1221@gmail.com me.neha1221

Fri Oct 5, 2007 8:26 pm (PST)

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6.: ILU in various language

Posted by: "Santosh Khanavkar-sdecj" khanavkar@chemanol.com santrk

Fri Oct 5, 2007 8:31 pm (PST)

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7.: I love u bulwale ka letest tarika

Posted by: "anjufriend_143@yahoo.co.in" anjufriend_143@yahoo.co.in ganeshkumble11

Fri Oct 5, 2007 8:33 pm (PST)

Boy & Girl in restaurant

Boy :- I Love u

Girl :- I don't Love u
Boy :- Think again?

Girl :- I told u. No no & no

Boy :- Waiter, bring separate bills.

Girl :- ok ok....... I Love u too......... . !
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8.: Dont Miss This One....

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11

Fri Oct 5, 2007 8:54 pm (PST)

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9.: Broken Heart Nice One

Posted by: "ganesh" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11

Fri Oct 5, 2007 8:57 pm (PST)

<../../../../hindi_jokes> --Heart of glass-- by Gary
Jacobson My heart of Glass, is breaking, breaking, this pain will
not pass, of a heart sorely aching.

I cannot erase from my heart, sweet memories of you, thy tongue sharp
as a dart my poor heart eschew. white-hot flame sharply stinging from
the heart of glass inside you, life sent reeling.
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With acid tongued bombast left with tangy verbosity nagging, thru
eternities will last, persistently driving, hot discordant blast to
the brink pushing hearing again my waterloo's from the past.

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argument, enflicting deep pain, on destruction hell-bent, knowing not
how to refrain. A heart of glass in withering abasement, shatters
shards of fiery disdain, into battered soul absorbent,
fondly loving the pain.

Our heart of glass love, vulnerable and nakedly explicit, is a
see-through love on the brink of fiery pit. It flys on the wings of a
dove, to a heart of glass broken and split, when push comes to shove.

There comes a time abiding love must commit, to unabashed declaration
of love, bursting with overindulged passion surfeit, Tho one-sided
love In the end does not fit. in love's togetherness treasure trove,
hearts of glass abruptly quit.

For so long beside me you lay cold, lying still as stone beside me in
dreams, ice forming as the night grows bold, and burning passion
screams. Heart of glass could not allow lovewright, the touch of
earthly arms warm, longing to enfold the good fight, of passion
foresworn.

Hear the soft sighing night, silent whispers of love unspoken, giving
devotion of a heart of glass, fragile as the night, so easily broken.

The heart of glass is gone, left mid lightning and thunder, left me
adreaming in new morning dawn on a new dawn of wonder. Left is my
heart of glass pawn, a destitute song to plunder of a once bright love
gone wrong, tossed carelessly asunder.

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