Sunday, October 14, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1641

Messages In This Digest (8 Messages)

1.
Just Beautiful !!!!!!!!!!!!!! From: Rajkrishna Verma
2.
WHAT HAS NO END ? ABSOLUTELY NO END !!! From: mushtalk's corner
3.
Gautam Buddha From: Alka Agarwal
4.
FOR THOSE ABOVE 18 : STRICTLY ADULTS ONLY !!! From: mushtalk's corner
5.
FW:  "Dog Logic" From: hithesh
6.
YOUR FRIENDSHIP IS MORE!!! From: ganeshkumble11
7.
Important to learn foreign language (Mouse) From: ganeshkumble11
8a.
A clever women From: ganeshkumble11

Messages

1.

Just Beautiful !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:54 am (PST)

2.

WHAT HAS NO END ? ABSOLUTELY NO END !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:54 am (PST)

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3.

Gautam Buddha

Posted by: "Alka Agarwal" alkavbn@yahoo.co.in   alkavbn

Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:54 am (PST)

4.

FOR THOSE ABOVE 18 : STRICTLY ADULTS ONLY !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:56 am (PST)

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5.

FW:  "Dog Logic"

Posted by: "hithesh" hithesh@dynamatics.net

Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:56 am (PST)



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�Dog Logic

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.
-Anonymous

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise .
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

6.

YOUR FRIENDSHIP IS MORE!!!

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sat Oct 13, 2007 8:26 am (PST)

YOUR FRIENDSHIP IS MORE!!!


Your friendship is more beautiful
than a rose.
Your friendship is more soothing than
listening to the waves of the cool, blue ocean.
Your friendship is more dependable than
a seeing eye dog.
Your friendship is more exciting than
the Superbowl.
Your friendship is more loving than
two lovebirds singing in a tree.
Your friendship is more precious than a diamond ring.


Dream A s If You'll Live F orever.
Live As If You'll Die T oday.
YOUR FRIENDSHIP IS MORE!!!

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7.

Important to learn foreign language (Mouse)

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sat Oct 13, 2007 8:26 am (PST)


Important to learn foreign language (Mouse)

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a
sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse yells, "BARK!" and the
cat runs away.

"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's
important to learn a foreign language?"

Important to learn foreign language (Mouse)
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8a.

A clever women

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sat Oct 13, 2007 8:26 am (PST)




A clever women

A woman and a man are involved in
a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of
their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,
that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God!


The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle... My car is completely demolished but this bottle
of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this
wine and celebrate our good fortune."


Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head
in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then
hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle,
immediately puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies,
"No, I think I'll just wait for the police..."



A clever women

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