Tuesday, October 23, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1645

Messages In This Digest (16 Messages)

1.
Kuch Likhna Chahata Hoon From: Neha Parikh
2.
GREAT LAP TOP ~ GREATER MOUSE From: mushtalk's corner
3.
Sau vaari dil keeta ,kay tainu phir kahan  main  dil  dee  gall, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
4.
Tujhe be-wafaa kaha tou mujhe loag kaya kaheingay, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
5.
Terey ton duur jaa kay main kinna udaas hovaanga, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
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SCENE AT VETERINARY HOSPITAL : INTERESTING From: mushtalk's corner
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रावण गणित म&#2 From: dushtbuddhi
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Lobster From: Jex
9a.
illusions From: Jex
10a.
Cute Kids From: Ashish T
11.
Funny Pics... From: black rose
12.
~~~ 5o love quOtes ~~~ From: ~*~sHasHi sHetTy ~*~
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~~~ phOtOs :: arOund the wOrld ~~~ From: ~*~sHasHi sHetTy ~*~
14.
~~~ aDs wOrld ~~~ From: ~*~sHasHi sHetTy ~*~
15a.
kiya karu? From: anju sonik
16.
hay re meri kismat!!! From: anju sonik

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1.

Kuch Likhna Chahata Hoon

Posted by: "Neha Parikh" me.neha1221@gmail.com   me.neha1221

Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:18 am (PST)

* Kuch Likhna Chahata Hoon * *
** Sochta Hoon Kya Likhoon ?**

** Pholoon Ki Woh Mehakti Khushboo * *
** Barish Ka Woh Bhega Pani * *
** Aur Hawa Mein Thi Jo Rawani * *
** Kya Uss Mousam Ka Khumaar Likhoon? **

** Kuch Likhna Chahata Hoon * *
** Sochta Hoon Kya Likhoon? * *

** Thi Chehrey Par Unkey Masomiyat * *
** Aankhoon Mein Thi Thori Shararat * *
** Aur Baatoon Mein Woh Nazakat * *
** Kya Unka Rangeen Mizaaj Likhoon? * *

** Kuch Likhna chahata Hoon * *
** Sochta Hoon Kya Likhoon? * *

** Unka Aaker Muskurana * *
** Jo Rooth Jaon To Manana * *
** Jate Jate Phir Rulana * *
** Kya Unka Yeh Andaaz Likhoon? * *

** Kuch Likhna Chahata Hoon * *
** Sochta Hoon Kya Likhoon? * *

** Yaadoon Mein Unkey Ashk Bahana * *
** Her Shaam Ek Diya Jalana * *
** Soi Umeed Ko Roz Jagana * *
** Kya Unka Yeh Intezar Likhoon? * *

** Kuch Likhna Chahata Hoon * *
** Sochta Hoon Kya Likhon?*

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GREAT LAP TOP ~ GREATER MOUSE

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:28 am (PST)

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Sau vaari dil keeta ,kay tainu phir kahan  main  dil  dee  gall,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:31 am (PST)

Sau vaari dil keeta ,kay tainu phir kahan main dil dee gall,

Kujh iss taran muskura paye jadd oh mainu dekh kay,

Lai day kay palley dil hee see oh vee jaanda reha,

Sau vaari dil keeta ,kay tainu phir kahan main dil dee gall,

Har vaar moohn chon ikk lafz hameshaan dabb jaanda reha,

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Tujhe be-wafaa kaha tou mujhe loag kaya kaheingay,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:32 am (PST)

Tujhe be-wafaa kaha tou mujhe loag kaya

kaheingay,

Na mila tera pataa tou mijhe loag kaya kaheingay,
Yuun hee dar-badar raha tou mujhe loag kaya kaheingay,
Tujhe zindagi kaha hai,tu hai zindagi ka haasil,
Tujhe be-wafaa kaha tou mujhe loag kaya kaheingay,
Meray dil mein zabt-e gamm ka jo chiraag jal raha hai,
Voh chiraag bhujh gaya tou mujhe loag kaya kaheingay,
Yeh jahaan na jaane kaya kaya mujhe keh raha hai lekin,
Kabhi tumney kuchh kaha tou mujhe loag kaya kaheingay,
Main chalaa tou hoon sunaane ussay dastaan wafaa kee,
Koi hadsaa hua tou mujhe loag kaya kaheingay,

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Terey ton duur jaa kay main kinna udaas hovaanga,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:32 am (PST)

Terey ton duur jaa kay main kinna udaas hovaanga,

Terey ton duur jaa kay main kinna udaas hovaanga,
Jithay vee tun hoveingi main aas paas hovaangaa,
Raataan nu suraj chdegaa din nu kaali raat hovegi,
Zamaana ujaad lagge ga ulti kayenaat hovegi,
Jeevaangaa zaroor terey bina par ikk laash hovaanga,
Terey ton duur jaa kay main kinna udaas hovanga,

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SCENE AT VETERINARY HOSPITAL : INTERESTING

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:33 am (PST)

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रावण गणित म&#2

Posted by: "dushtbuddhi" dushtbuddhi@yahoo.com   dushtbuddhi

Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:33 am (PST)

रावण गणित में कमजोर होने के कारण हारा था क्या?

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सेतु नहीं बना था तब तक. भगवान राम की सेना लंका नहीं पंहुची थी. विभीषण ने पाला बदल लिया था. राम जी ने समुद्र तट पर उनका राजतिलक कर दिया था. पीछे आये रावण के गुप्तचर वानरों ने
थाम लिये थे और उनपर लात घूंसे चला रहे. लक्ष्मण जी ने उन्हे अभयदान दे कर रावण के नाम पत्र के साथ जाने दिया था. वे गुप्तचर रावण को फीडबैक देते हैं:

अस मैं सुना श्रवन दसकंधर । पदुम अठारह जूथप बंदर ।।
अर्थात; हे दशानन रावण, ऐसी खबर है कि राम की सेना में अठारह पद्म बन्दर हैं. (गुप्तचर निश्चय ही लक्ष्मण जी ने फोड़ लिये थे और वे रावण को डबल क्रॉस कर रहे थे!).

रावण को जरूर झुरझुरी आयी होगी. अनन्त जैसी संख्या है यह. पर जरा तुलसी बाबा की इस संख्या पर मनन करें. अठारह पद्म यानी 1.8x1018 बंदर. पृथ्वी की रेडियस है 6400 किलोमीटर. यह मान कर चला जाये कि
एक वर्ग मीटर में चार बन्दर आ सकते है. यह लेकर चलें तो पूरी पृथ्वी पर ठसाठस बन्दर हों - समुद्र और ध्रुवों तक में ठंसे - तब 2.06x1015 बन्दर आ पायेंगे.
अर्थात अठारह पद्म बन्दर तब पृथ्वी पर आ सकते हैं जब सब पूरी पृथ्वी पर ठंसे हों और वर्टिकली एक पर एक हजार बन्दर चढ़े हों!
आप समझ गये न कि रावण ने कैल्कुलेशन नहीं की. उसने आठवीं दर्जे के विद्यार्थी का दिमाग भी नहीं लगाया. यह भी नहीं सोचा कि उसके राज्य का क्षेत्रफल और एक बन्दर के डायमेंशन क्या
हैं. वह अपने अनरिलायबल गुप्तचरों के भरोसे नर्वसिया गया और नर्वस आदमी अन्तत: हारता है. वही हुआ.
तो मित्रों रावण क्यों हारा? वह मैथ्स में कमजोर था! आप को मेरा शोध पसन्द आया? नहीं?

अरे ऐसे ही "साइण्टिफिक शोध" से तो आर्कियॉलॉजिकल सर्वे ऑफ इण्डिया प्रमाणित कर रहा है कि राम नहीं थे. ऐसे ही वाल्मीकि रामायण से अंश निकाल-निकाल कर काले चश्मे वाले राजनेता
प्रमाणित कर रहे हैं कि राम नहीं थे; या थे तो सिविल इन्जीनियरिंग में अनाड़ी थे. आप हैं कि मेरी थ्योरी पर अविश्वास कर रहे हैं!
खैर, जब आस्था के साथ गणित/साइंस घुसेड़ेंगे तो ऐसे ही तर्क सामने आयेंगे! तुलसी बाबा के काव्य-लालित्य को स्केल लेकर नापेंगे तो जैसा शोध निष्कर्ष हमने निकाला है, वैसा ही तो
निकलेगा!

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Lobster

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:39 am (PST)

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9a.

illusions

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:42 am (PST)

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10a.

Cute Kids

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:47 am (PST)

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Funny Pics...

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Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:47 am (PST)

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~~~ 5o love quOtes ~~~

Posted by: "~*~sHasHi sHetTy ~*~" shashizshashi@yahoo.com   shashizshashi

Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:53 am (PST)























































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~~~ phOtOs :: arOund the wOrld ~~~

Posted by: "~*~sHasHi sHetTy ~*~" shashizshashi@yahoo.com   shashizshashi

Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:57 am (PST)






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~~~ aDs wOrld ~~~

Posted by: "~*~sHasHi sHetTy ~*~" shashizshashi@yahoo.com   shashizshashi

Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:02 am (PST)



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15a.

kiya karu?

Posted by: "anju sonik" anjufriend_143@yahoo.co.in   anjufriend_143

Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:02 am (PST)

Phonk kar har kadam rakhti hun, phir bhi...
kadam ladkhadaye to kiya karun...
koi nahi chahta apni bebasi pe rona, Aankh
bhar aaye to kiya karun...
khamoshi se jiti rahi tanha raaton mai, main...
subha na aaye to kiya karun...
koi dawa nahi hai Isqk ke dard ki, dawa khud
dard ban jaye to kiya karun...
????????????????????????

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hay re meri kismat!!!

Posted by: "anju sonik" anjufriend_143@yahoo.co.in   anjufriend_143

Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:04 am (PST)

Meri surat ko dekh kar
logo ne ise jali hui roti kaha,
Takdir ke bare mai jaana to
chawanni khoti kaha,
Daanto ko tuta khandhar kaha
baalo ko ujda ghar kaha,

phir bhi ye Dost
tum mujhe mile...
tumhara pyar mujhe mila
tumhari dosti mujhe mili,
"Allah ka shukr hai" maine kaha
maine ye kaha to logo ne pata hai kiya kaha...

ki Allah jab mehrbaan hota hai
to gadha bhi pehlwan hota hai

ANJU


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