Tuesday, October 9, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1633

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1a.
FAQ FROM YAHOO MEMBERS ? LIKE Subscribe,Unsubscribe,Sending Mails et From: ganesh kumble
2.
Life Kase Adadii From: ganeshkumble11
3.
ANAND : THE BOSS !!! From: mushtalk's corner
4.
Unhe Aadat Hai Zakhm Dene Ki Apni Toh Fitrat Hai (shayari) Pranay From: PRANAY
5.
IF LOOKS COULD KILL .... !!! From: mushtalk's corner
6.
STOP COLOUR DISCRIMINATION !!! From: mushtalk's corner
7.
My Dard-e-Dil SMS Shayari Collections part-15 for you all. From: Hassan Ali
8.
Easy way to search for missing files From: Afshin Chopra
9.
HONTHON MEIN AISI BAAT ............. From: mushtalk's corner
10.
UPERWALA JABHI DETA !!! From: mushtalk's corner
11.
PRAYER ANSWERED IN STYLE !!! From: mushtalk's corner
12a.
Funny Pictures From: Jex
13a.
Funny Pets From: Jex
14.
Paper cut art From: black rose
15a.
DIL NE KAR LIYA From: Neha Parikh
16.
Beautiful Masjids Around The World...sRe... From: Sreedhar Gavarasana
17.
Six ways to kill your husband!!!!!!...sRe... From: Sreedhar Gavarasana
18.
Right to Emergency Care-By Supreme Court From: Sumit Goel
19.
jokes for all of u From: anju sonik
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joeks hi jokes From: anju sonik
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A Friend Most True From: Sumit Goel
22.
STRICTLY NON-VEG : OPEN CAREFULLY From: mushtalk's corner
23.
31 Blessings of Ramadhan Fasting (Benefits): How many will you reap? From: Hassan Ali
24.
MAN'S BEST FRIEND : VERY RARE PHOTO !!!! From: mushtalk's corner
25.
WORLD'S MOST FASHIONABLE HAIR CLIP !!! From: mushtalk's corner

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1a.

FAQ FROM YAHOO MEMBERS ? LIKE Subscribe,Unsubscribe,Sending Mails et

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Mon Oct 8, 2007 9:35 am (PST)

badri Narayanan <badripadma@yahoo.co.in > Says

Dear Friend:

Your info on Yahoogroups was interesting and educative. Pl continue to send
such msgs. Thanks

Badrinarayanan V
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raveesh <goswamirc2000@yahoo.com > says

kumbleji, sadar pranam.
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r doing a great for the people who r new to operating the computer,as iam
one of them new comer in this field,as i only know how to read email & how
to write email here, so these r very useful for me.
Thanks kumbleji.
good wishes
Raveesh
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Rana Bhattacharya ranababli@yahoo.co.in says

kumbleji, sadar pranam.
these r very important & useful information for me as well as for others. u
r doing a great for the people who r new to operating the computer,as iam
one of them new comer in this field,as i only know how to read email & how
to write email here, so these r very useful for me.
Thanks kumbleji.
good wishes
Raveesh
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2.

Life Kase Adadii

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Mon Oct 8, 2007 9:35 am (PST)

Life Kase Adadi
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3.

ANAND : THE BOSS !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Mon Oct 8, 2007 10:04 am (PST)

Sare Jahaan Se Accha Hindustan Hamara !!!
Warm Salutations To The Greatest
Grandmaster Ever !!
Vishwanathan Anand !!

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4.

Unhe Aadat Hai Zakhm Dene Ki Apni Toh Fitrat Hai (shayari) Pranay

Posted by: "PRANAY" onlypranay2003@yahoo.com   onlypranay2003

Mon Oct 8, 2007 10:05 am (PST)

Unhe Aadat Hai Zakhm Dene Ki Apni Toh Fitrat Hai Gum Chupane Ki Ab Toh Aadat Si Pad Gayi Hai Aansu Pi Jane Ki Kya Haseen Saza Mili hai Dil Lagane Ki
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Kash! Mere Wajud Me Wo Utar Jaye. Me Dekhu Aaina Aur Woh Nazar Aaye. Woh Ho Samne To Waqt Taher Jaye. Aur Use Dekhte Dekhte Zindagi Guzar Jaye
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Hamari Mehfil Ko Fasana Mil Gaya, Hamari Ghazlon Ko Afsana Mil Gaya. Aapki Dosti Aisi Mili Dost, Jaise Khuda Ki Taraf Se Koi Nazrana Mil Gaya.
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Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hai, Jindagi Maut Ke Pahluo Me So Rahi Hai, Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho Meri Maut Ki Wajah. Wo To Bus Jamane Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Ro Rahi Hai ************************************************************************************************************

Regards,

PRANAY

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5.

IF LOOKS COULD KILL .... !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Mon Oct 8, 2007 10:05 am (PST)

AND NOW THAT YOU'VE SEEN ME
YOU BETTER GET INSURED !!!
AND FAST !!!

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6.

STOP COLOUR DISCRIMINATION !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Mon Oct 8, 2007 10:06 am (PST)

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7.

My Dard-e-Dil SMS Shayari Collections part-15 for you all.

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" hassanrazvi786@gmail.com   hassanrazvi786

Tue Oct 9, 2007 3:43 am (PST)

* My Dard-e-Dil SMS Shayari Collections part-15 for you all. *
**
**
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*Agar rakh sako to ek NISHANI hu mai,
Aur kho do to ek KAHANI hu mai,
ROK paya na jise ye JAHAN sara ,
Woh ek BOOND aankh ka PAANI hu mai*
*

Neendain meri aankhon say churaata hai wohi shakhs
So jaon toh khuwabon mai bhi aata hai wohi shakhs
Her zakhm ka khaaliq bhi koi aur nahi hai
Her zakhm pay marham bhi lagaata hai wohi shakhs

Mil ne ki khushi na bichad ne ka gham,

na tanha na udaas hai hum,

kaise kahen kaise hai hum,

bas yun samajhlo,

aapki dosti ke bina akele hai hum....

Kya batau kisiko kya dard hai seene mein
maut aajaye gham nahin....ab kya rakha hai jeene mein
gham sharaab se agar pal do pal ke liye rukhsat hojaaye toh
ae dost kya harz hai phir peene mein

Mushkil hai ab in labo ka kabhi muskura paana,
Mushkil hai ab is dil ka kisi ke liye dhadak paana,
Chalakte hai sirf aansu in aakhon se ab to,
Mushkil hai inme kisi ke liye sapne sajaana.

mujhe dard e ishq ka mazaa malom hai
dard e dil ki inteha malom hai
zindagi bahar muskurane ki dua naa dena
mujhe pal bahar muskurane ki sazaa malom hai

Bewafaayi ka dard kaisa hota hai koi humse puche
tanha raaton mein rona kaisa hota hai koi humse puche
takleef mein jeene ki aadat si hogayi ab ae dost
jab apna koi dhagga kare toh kaisa lagta hai....
Koi Humse Puche

Hadse banke log yahaan mila karte hai
zakhm dene ke hi saaman diya karte hai
roz gir jaati hai deewar tere wadon ki
roz hi hum maut ke saaye mien jiya karte hai..

Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai
dil ka armaan chod kar beithe hai
na kijiye humse wafa ki baatein
abhi-abhi dil ke tukde jod kar beithe hai

Kya faaida hua hai ab intezaar karke
Gardish mein aagaye hai..Hum tumse pyar karke
Iss daur mein Wafa ka..Hum karobaar karke
Sunnat nibha rahe hai..Dushman se pyar karke

Rokk nahin paate yeh aansoo chalo aaj ji bhar ke behne do
mein thi kabki tanha ae dost mujhe tanha hi rehne do
unse wafa karke yeh inaam paaya humne
vo agar kahe mujhe bewafa toh usse kehne do

Tumse rishta tod bhi nahin sakte aur jod bhi nahin sakte
tu Bewafa hai ueh soch ke tumse muh mod bhi nahin sakte
beshaq tu kisi aur ke haathon ki lakeeron mein hi sahi
yeh soch ke hum tumse milne ki aas chod bhi nahin sakte

Har raahi ko mann chaha mukaam nahi milta,
Jisko jee bhar pyaar kar sake wo insaan nahi milta,
Aasma k sitaro ki tarah hamare armaan bhi bikhrte rehte hai,
Jo apne dil mein hamein jagah de sake wo meharbaan nahi milta

Khushnaseeb hai hum jisse aap jaisa yaar mila
pathron ke jahan mein sacha pyar mila
jeeye tumhe dekh dekh,marre teri baahon meinyeh aarzu hai meri
do pal ka tha sab ae dost....sadiyon se lamba hamein intezaar mila

Ae Khuda meri mohabbat mere havaale karde
Tadap rahi hu uske bina yeh judaai kam karde
Reham kar iss chote se dil pe ya Khudaaya
Uski mohabbat mere naseeb mein karde

Nafratein bhi uss se ,mohabbatein bhi uss se
Yeh dil ke maamle bhi hua karte hai ajeeb
Na toot kar jurre, na jud kar kabhi toote
Yeh qurbaton ke faasle bhi hua karte hai ajeeb

Teri har adaa mohabbat si lagti hai
Ek pal ki judaai muddat si lagti hai
Aisa pehle nahin tha jo ab lagta hai
Ke zindagi ke har lamhe mein teri zarurat si lagti hai

Yun door rehkar dooriyon ko badhaaya nahin karte
Apne deewaano ko sataaya nahinkarte
Har waqt bas jisse tumhaara khayaal ho
Usse apni aawaaz ke liye tadpaaya nahin karte

Milke bichadna dastoor hai zandagi ka,
Ek yahi kissa mashhoor hai zandagi ka,
Beete huye pal kabhi laut kar nahi aate,
Yahi sabse bada kasoor hai zandagi ka

Ilzaam unper koi aane na denge.....
Bewafa bankar unhe jaane na denge......
Khud hi seh lenge sare dard.....
per unhe kabhi sir jhukane na denge.....

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8.

Easy way to search for missing files

Posted by: "Afshin Chopra" afshin_chopra@yahoo.co.in   afshin_chopra

Tue Oct 9, 2007 3:44 am (PST)



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9.

HONTHON MEIN AISI BAAT .............

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Oct 9, 2007 3:45 am (PST)

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10.

UPERWALA JABHI DETA !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Oct 9, 2007 3:46 am (PST)

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11.

PRAYER ANSWERED IN STYLE !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Oct 9, 2007 3:46 am (PST)

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12a.

Funny Pictures

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Tue Oct 9, 2007 4:20 am (PST)

13a.

Funny Pets

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Tue Oct 9, 2007 4:22 am (PST)

14.

Paper cut art

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Tue Oct 9, 2007 4:28 am (PST)

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15a.

DIL NE KAR LIYA

Posted by: "Neha Parikh" me.neha1221@gmail.com   me.neha1221

Tue Oct 9, 2007 4:33 am (PST)

* *

* Dil Ne Kar Liya*

* *

* Dil Ne Kar Liya Aitbaar Hum Ko Ho Gaya Tum Se Pyaar
Jab Se Mile Ho Mujhe Oh Jaane Jana
Tab Se Hai Jaana Kya Hai Dil Ka Lagana
Jab Se Mile Ho Mujhe Oh Jaane Jana
Tab Se Hai Jaana Kya Hai Dil Ka Lagana
Yeh Adayen Teri Kar Gayi Mujhe Deewana
Dil Ne Kar Liya Aitbaar Hum Ko Ho Gaya Tum Se Pyaar
Dil Ne Kar Liya Aitbaar Hum Ko Ho Gaya Tum Se Pyaar
Jab Se Mile Ho Mujhe Oh Jaane Jana
Tab Se Hai Jaana Kya Hai Dil Ka Lagana
Yeh Adayen Teri Kar Gayi Mujhe Deewana
Dil Ne Kar Liya Aitbaar Hum Ko Ho Gaya Tum Se Pyaar
Dil Ne Kar Liya Aitbaar Hum Ko Ho Gaya Tum Se Pyaar
Jab Se Mile Ho Mujhe Oh Jaane Jana
Tab Se Hai Jaana Kya Hai Dil Ka Lagana
Yeh Adayen Teri Kar Gayi Mujhe Deewana
Dil Ne Kar Liya Aitbaar Hum Ko Ho Gaya Tum Se Pyaar

Mauka Dil Ne Diya Hi Nahin Pyaar Hua Kab Pata Nahin
Ban Ke Mukadar Tum Aaye Kahin Nazar Na Lag Jaaye
Jab Se Mile Ho Mujhe Oh Jaane Jana
Tab Se Hai Jaana Kya Hai Dil Ka Lagana
Yeh Adayen Teri Kar Gayi Mujhe Deewana
Dil Ne Kar Liya Aitbaar Hum Ko Ho Gaya Tum Se Pyaar
Dil Ne Kar Liya Aitbaar Hum Ko Ho Gaya Tum Se Pyaar
Le Ja Dil Pardesi Le Ja Dil Pardesi

Chain Ho Tum Aaraam Ho Tum Is Dil Ka Armaan Ho Tum
Meri Subah Shaam Ho Tum Jaan Meri Pehchaan Ho Tum
Jab Se Mile Ho Mujhe Oh Jaane Jana
Tab Se Hai Jaana Kya Hai Dil Ka Lagana
Yeh Adayen Teri Kar Gayi Mujhe Deewana
Dil Ne Kar Liya Aitbaar Hum Ko Ho Gaya Tum Se Pyaar
Dil Ne Kar Liya Aitbaar Hum Ko Ho Gaya Tum Se Pyaar
Jab Se Mile Ho Mujhe Oh Jaane Jana
Tab Se Hai Jaana Kya Hai Dil Ka Lagana
Yeh Nigahen Teri Kar Gayi Mujhe Deewana
Dil Ne Kar Liya Aitbaar Hum Ko Ho Gaya Tum Se Pyaar
Dil Ne Kar Liya Aitbaar Hum Ko Ho Gaya Tum Se Pyaar*

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16.

Beautiful Masjids Around The World...sRe...

Posted by: "Sreedhar Gavarasana" sreedhar.gavarasana@csc.az   sreedhar_gavarasana

Tue Oct 9, 2007 4:37 am (PST)



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17.

Six ways to kill your husband!!!!!!...sRe...

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Tue Oct 9, 2007 4:41 am (PST)



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18.

Right to Emergency Care-By Supreme Court

Posted by: "Sumit Goel" goelsumitkumar@gmail.com   sumitji2000

Tue Oct 9, 2007 4:42 am (PST)



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Right to Emergency Care-By Supreme Court

READ the new rule implemented by Supreme Court and be aware.

Right to Emergency Care:

The Supreme Court has ruled that all injured persons especially in the

case of road traffic accidents, assaults, etc., when brought to a

hospital / medical centre, have to be offered first aid, stabilized and

shifted to a higher centre / government centre if required.

It is only after this that the hospital can demand payment or complete

police formalities.

In case you are a bystander and wish to help someone in an accident,

please go ahead and do so.

Your responsibility ends as soon as you leave the person at the

hospital. The hospital bears the responsibility of informing the

police, first aid, etc.

Please do inform your family and friends about these basic rights so

that we all know what to expect and what to do in the hour of need.

SO FOLKS .....Here after don't hesitate to help the victims of an

accident incase if u encounter... raise Ur helping hands .

19.

jokes for all of u

Posted by: "anju sonik" anjufriend_143@yahoo.co.in   anjufriend_143

Tue Oct 9, 2007 4:44 am (PST)

son to sardar : abba 5+5 kiney honde ae?
sardar: Ullu ke patte, gadhe, idiot, nalayak,
besharam, haram khor, tujhe kuch nahi aata.
jaa andar se calculator la


1 ladka apni girl friend k liye choriyan le k jata hai,
GF : kudh he pehna do
boy : mujhe kya pata tha itna acha response milega
warna mai kapre le ke aata!

sardar to girlfriend: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi
kar sakta gharwale mana karteh hai.
girlfrined: tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
sardar: 1 biwi aur 3 bacche

A sardar was running with his pregnant wife,
who was about to deliver, when anothe sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye moti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,
pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery
hondi aaa.


Husband: suit bara sohna paya ay
wife : thx g
husband: lipstick bhi sohni lagai ay
wife : thx g
husband: makeup vi sohna kitta ay
wife : thx g
husband: sohni fir vi nahi lagdi


ek last joke sardar ji par
ek sardar pani pi raha tha...........

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ab kiya sardar ko pani bhi na piye
bhai wah isme bhi joke dundh rahe hai aap log!


ANJU


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20.

joeks hi jokes

Posted by: "anju sonik" anjufriend_143@yahoo.co.in   anjufriend_143

Tue Oct 9, 2007 4:49 am (PST)

sardar ka radia kharab hogaya, us ne khol ke
dekha to andar 1 mara hua chuha mila,
ye dekh ke sarder gusse se bola:
alo chalega kaise? sala singer he mara para hai.


Shehzada saleem: humari amma aur aba humse
itna pyar karte the ke humare sone tak humare
pass baithe rahte aur hum phir bhi na sote.
Wazeer : isiliye to aap iklote rah gaye


Son: abba idhar aa
Mother: aise nahi boltey beta.
daddy ko izzat ke saath bulate hain,
Son: Abba izzat ke saath idher aaja.

Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet,
all ladies suddenly stand up!
sardar: Izzat dil mai ho bus yahi kafi hota hai
betho betho.



ANJU


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21.

A Friend Most True

Posted by: "Sumit Goel" goelsumitkumar@gmail.com   sumitji2000

Tue Oct 9, 2007 4:50 am (PST)



A Friend Most True

I need to know if you're my true friend,

Will you be by my side until the end?

Can I tell you my secrets deep?

And trust them in your heart you'll keep?

We are neither of us without our flaws,

Can you accept mine as I will yours?

I'll be a shoulder to cry on when you're blue,

Will you be there for me when I need you?

No matter how busy I will make time for you,

If you are busy will you make time for me too?

I will take your hand and comfort your tears,

Will you hold me and soothe my fears?

I will give you joy and many warm smiles,

Can we share that even across many miles?

I will not forget what's important to you,

Will you remember what's important to me too?

With you my most favorite things I'll share,

If only I know do you truly care?

If you can accept me as I do you,

Then I will know you are a friend most true.

Thanks & Regards

SUMIT KUMAR GOEL

sumitji2000@yahoo.com

visit us at www.goels.co.in

22.

STRICTLY NON-VEG : OPEN CAREFULLY

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Oct 9, 2007 4:50 am (PST)

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23.

31 Blessings of Ramadhan Fasting (Benefits): How many will you reap?

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" hassanrazvi786@gmail.com   hassanrazvi786

Tue Oct 9, 2007 4:51 am (PST)

*31 Blessings of Ramadhan Fasting (Benefits): How many will you
reap?* [image:
Bismillah]

*The benefits of the Ramadhan month of fasting are too many to be counted.
If one does recognize them and realize their importance, he wishes to have
the month of Ramadhan to be throughout the whole year.*

**

*These blessings are given by Allah to the fasting Muslims, who are to fast
with full faith and expectation.*

**

*These blessings and benefits of the month of fasting during Ramadhan have
been grouped and summarized into different categories. They are summarized
here without commentary. It should be remembered that all of these blessings
were taken directly from Holy Quran and Hadith.*

**

*The following is a partial list for the blessings and benefits of the month
of fasting during Ramadhan:*

**
*01. Taqwa: *

1. ** <http://www.ezsoftech.com/ramadan/ramadan11.asp>*Fearing Allah
(SWT) *
2. *Practicing the Revelations of Allah (SWT) *
3. *Accepting the little things that one has achieved *
4. *Preparing for departure from this world to the Hereafter *
5. *Self-discipline *
6. *Self-control *
7. *Self-restraint *
8. *Self-education *
9. *Self-evaluation *

*By accepting these criteria and by practicing them, the Muslim will achieve
the concept of Taqwa in his private and public life.*

**
*02. Protection: *

1. *Avoiding Immorality *
2. *Avoiding anger/outcry/uproar *
3. *Avoiding stupidity *
4. *Avoiding all makrooh/mashbooh/haram *

*By achieving these good manners, a Muslim will come out of fasting a better
human being in the society.*

**
*03. Revelation of Holy Quran: The Holy Quran was revealed during the month
of Ramadhan. The Holy Quran is meant to be: *

1. *A Guidance to mankind *
2. *A Manifestation of right from wrong *
3. *A Summation and culmination of all previous revelations *
4. *A Glad-tiding to the believers *
5. *A Healer *
6. *A Mercy *

*04. Doors of heaven are open *

**

*05. Doors of hell are closed*

**

*06. Devils are chained down*

**

*07. Fasting with Iman (faith) and expectation: *

**

*Such type of intention leads to forgiveness by Allah (SWT) to the
individual's sins.*

**

*08. Door of Rayyan: *

**

*There is in Paradise a door called Al-Rayyan. It is for the fasting
Muslims. Only those who fasted the month of Ramadhan are the ones to enjoy
the bliss of Paradise inside that area.*

**
*09. Rejoices: There are two types of rejoices for the Muslims who fast.
These are: *

1. *When breaking fast *
2. *When meeting Allah (SWT) on the day of Judgment *

*10. Mouth Smell: *

**

*The smell of the mouth of the fasting Muslim will be better than the smell
of musk during the day of Judgement. (Bad Breath**)*

* *

*11. Glad-Tidings: *

**

*These glad-tidings are given to the well-wishers while the ill-wishers are
to be stopped during fasting.*

**

*12. Ramadhan -to- Ramadhan: *

**

*Whoever fasts two consecutive months of Ramadhan with good intention will
receive forgiveness for the mistakes committed throughout the year.*

**

*13. Multiplication of Rewards: *

**

*Doing good = 10x, 70x, 700x or more during the month of Ramadhan.*

**

*14. Feeding Others: *

**

*Whoever invites others to break the fast, and whoever takes care of the
hungry, needy, during the last ten days of Ramadhan will receive equal
rewards to the *

*fasting person(s).*

**

*15. Blessing of Iftar: *

**

*Dua is accepted by ALLAH (SWT) at Iftar Time.*

**

*16. Blessings of Sahoor (The late night meal): *

**

*This meal time gives the opportunity for: *

1. *Night Prayers *
2. *Zikr, Remembrance, Contemplation *
3. *Recitation of Holy Quran *
4. *Fajr Salat in Jamaat *
5. *Dua of Fajr *

*17. Night Prayers: *

**

*Whoever performs the Night prayers with sincerity and good intention will
receive forgiveness of his past mistakes. *

**

*18. Shafa'at (Pleading One's Case for Forgiveness): *

**

*Whoever fasts Ramadhan will receive on the day of Judgement the Shafa'at
of:*

1. *Ramadhan *
2. *Holy Quran *

*19. Ihya (Passing Nights Awake): *

**

*Last ten days of Ramadhan. When a Muslim makes this type of effort, he will
get rewards, forgiveness, and multiples of blessings. *

**

*20. Itikaf (Retreat): *

**

*A Muslim who performs Itikaf **during the last ten days of Ramadhan will
get:*

1. *Blessings and rewards *
2. *Peace of mind *
3. *Contemplation and evaluation *
4. *Better citizen *

*21. Lailatul Qadr ** (The Night of Power): *

**

*Whoever observes it with sincerity and good intention will get the
following benefits: *

1. *Forgiveness of mistakes *
2. *Better than 1,000 months *
3. *Dua *
4. *Zikr *
5. *Prayers *
6. *Reading Holy Quran *
7. *Rewards *
8. *Blessings *
9. *Better human being *

*22. Generosity **: *

**

*Kindness, hospitality, visitation, etc. All of these and many more are
among the benefits of Ramadhan. *

**

*23. Zakat al Fitrah **(Charity on Eid Day): *

**

*The benefits of paying such as charity to the needy are tremendous, among
which are the following:*

1. *Purity *
2. *Feeding the needy *
3. *Sharing happiness *
4. *Improving human relations *
5. *Improving society *

*24. Sadaqah (Charity): *

**

*The benefits of paying sadaqah are many. These are summarized as follows: *

1. *Purity *
2. *Flourishing of wealth *
3. *Improving economy *
4. *Circulation of wealth *
5. *Elimination of inflation *
6. *Elimination of poverty *

*25. Fasting and Health **: *

**

*By fasting, one gets the following benefits: *

1. *Purification of body from toxins *
2. *Reducing of weight *
3. *Purity of brain *
4. *Rejuvenation of body *
5. *Living of life with happiness *
6. *Looking younger *

*26. Change of Lifestyle: *

**

*By living a different life style, one gets rid of the monotony of life and
hence enjoys his life span. *

**

*27. Sharing: *

**

*Of hunger, thirst and rituals with others in the society.*

**

*28. Eid-ul-Fitr (Feast)**: *

**

*Sharing of happiness and visitation of one another as members of the
society.*

**

*29. Graveyards Visitation: *

**

*One will get the following benefits by visiting graveyards. *

1. *Dua for the deceased *
2. *Preparing oneself for departure from this world *
3. *Feeling respect for the deceased *
4. *Making the person to be humble in his life *

*30. Every breath is Tasbiih:*

**

*Every breath and even sleep is Ibadah and awarded. *

**

*31. Umrah in Ramadhan: *

**

*Visiting Makkah during the fasting month of Ramadhan is:*

1. *Equal to one Hajj ( Pilgrimage) ** *
2. *Equal to one Hajj with Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) *

***~~~~~~~~~~~~* **
*Some of the Inspiring Quotes which tell not to
** give up in life so you can learn something from these Quotes * * *
*1) Never expect things to happen.. struggle and make them happen. *
*never expect yourself to be given a good value *
*create a value of your own *
* *
*2) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity. *
*But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.so *
*choose the best place where you would shine.. *
* *
*3) Falling down is not defeat... *
*defeat is when your refuse to get up... *
* *
*4) Ship is always safe at shore... but is is not built for it *
* *
*5) When your successful your well wishers know who *
*you are when you are unsuccessful *
*you know who your well wishers are *
* *
*6) It is great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; *
*greater to tell him/her *
* *
*7) "To the world you might be one person, *
*but to one person you just might be the world *
* *
*8) "Even the word 'IMPOSSIBLE' says 'I M POSSIBLE' " *
* *
*9) Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your *
* life makes all the difference. *
* *
*May ALLAH / God Bless You All,
*
**
*Never take some one for granted,Hold every person *
*Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise *
*that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones." *
* Remember this always in life. *
**
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Systems,Inc * * Mobile No : 9885290563 * * hassanrazvi786@
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24.

MAN'S BEST FRIEND : VERY RARE PHOTO !!!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Oct 9, 2007 4:51 am (PST)

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25.

WORLD'S MOST FASHIONABLE HAIR CLIP !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Oct 9, 2007 4:52 am (PST)

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