Tuesday, October 2, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1623

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1.
HI-TECH FOUNTAIN PEN !!! From: mushtalk's corner
2.
AFGHAN MODELS UNVEILED !!! From: mushtalk's corner
3.
QUIZ  :  How smart are you? From: ganeshkumble11
4.
kuTe baBies From: Afshin Chopra
5.
Things to do when bored.. hehe From: ~ Jenn ~
6.
Sweet kids(nice photos) From: Afshin Chopra
7.
Things worth learning from Dil Chahta Hai... From: Afshin Chopra
8.
Computer Parts Art 2 From: Jex
9.
Computer Parts Art 1 From: Jex
10.
18 Ugliest Celebrities From: Jex
11.
Super Heroes From: Jex
12a.
Ads From: Jex
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FW: !!Good Morning ...!! From: hithesh
14.
FW:  Cute Cats From: hithesh
15.
Fwd: 7 Cool Questions ........ From: juveriya14 -chill
16.
New York ICE Festival - From Lake Placid, New York From: Indian Masti
17.
Please Watch Live Cricket - Australia Tour of India 2007 for FREE! From: Shameem Ahmed
18.
pen drawings... From: Shahood Manzoor
19.
For Bird Lovers From: Rajkrishna Verma
20.
learn about me From: ~ Jenn ~
21.
Good Afternoon From: ~~SHWETA~~
22.
Tree house.. From: Shahood Manzoor
23.
Famous... From: Shahood Manzoor
24.
T20 final - misbah's mistake!!!! From: Shahood Manzoor
25.
MAGAR TUMHAIN KIA........! From: Neha Parikh

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1.

HI-TECH FOUNTAIN PEN !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Oct 2, 2007 8:27 am (PST)

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2.

AFGHAN MODELS UNVEILED !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Oct 2, 2007 8:28 am (PST)

[image: GLASSNOST MUSHTALK'S CORNER]
3.

QUIZ  :  How smart are you?

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Oct 2, 2007 8:29 am (PST)

4.

kuTe baBies

Posted by: "Afshin Chopra" afshin_chopra@yahoo.co.in   afshin_chopra

Tue Oct 2, 2007 9:23 am (PST)




































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Things to do when bored.. hehe

Posted by: "~ Jenn ~" jlbeyer@alltel.net   whitewolf6887

Tue Oct 2, 2007 9:24 am (PST)

Things to do when bored..
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Som eone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with
that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All
Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
6.

Sweet kids(nice photos)

Posted by: "Afshin Chopra" afshin_chopra@yahoo.co.in   afshin_chopra

Tue Oct 2, 2007 9:38 am (PST)


















































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Things worth learning from Dil Chahta Hai...

Posted by: "Afshin Chopra" afshin_chopra@yahoo.co.in   afshin_chopra

Tue Oct 2, 2007 9:38 am (PST)


Things we can learn from Dil Chahta Hai .. ..

Â* Freaking out and enjoying life doesn't need drugs or cigarettes.

Â* There are relationships apart from Bf/Gf, marriage,siblings,friendship that can be very emotional and true which is beyond the understanding of many people.


Â* And yeah even though U may be the best of friends there is always a limit which should never be crossed. Then it starts hurting...........

Â* Improving U r imperfections after you realize it, always take some time.

Â* You always don't need to show or prove your Gf/Bf how much U love or care about her/him, which can sound very boring and finally U R dumped.

Â* Believe in Love , true love will never let you down

Â* Never be ashamed to go back to your old friends, friends are there to understand your mistakes.

Â* Do not be afraid of others, always think that others are afraid of you. (remember the Australian Beggar at the
railway stationâ?¦?)

· Whenever you need your friend, remember that he is just a phone call away...distances can't separate friends

· In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends

· It's the friends you can call up at 4 A. M. that matter.

· The only unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangeable.

· The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with never say a word, and then walk away with a feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.


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And last but not the least- do what your heart loves.. Karo wahi jo, DIL CHAHTA HAI !!!


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Computer Parts Art 2

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Tue Oct 2, 2007 9:40 am (PST)

9.

Computer Parts Art 1

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Tue Oct 2, 2007 9:40 am (PST)

10.

18 Ugliest Celebrities

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Tue Oct 2, 2007 9:42 am (PST)

11.

Super Heroes

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Tue Oct 2, 2007 9:46 am (PST)

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Tue Oct 2, 2007 9:55 am (PST)

13.

FW: !!Good Morning ...!!

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Tue Oct 2, 2007 10:00 am (PST)



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Good Morning.....

Sweet things are easy 2 buy,
but sweet people are difficult to find.
Life ends when u stop dreaming, hope ends when u stop believing,
Love ends when u stop caring,
Friendship ends when u stop sharing.
So share this with whom ever u consider a friend.
To love without condition... ......... .........
to talk without intention... ......
to give without reason...... ......and
to care without expectation. .....is the heart of a true
friend...... .

HAVE A PLEASANT DAY.....!!!!!

14.

FW:  Cute Cats

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Tue Oct 2, 2007 10:01 am (PST)



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15.

Fwd: 7 Cool Questions ........

Posted by: "juveriya14 -chill" juveriya5@yahoo.com   juveriya5

Tue Oct 2, 2007 10:11 am (PST)

Note: forwarded message attached.

Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.

juveriya.....

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New York ICE Festival - From Lake Placid, New York

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Tue Oct 2, 2007 10:13 am (PST)

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Please Watch Live Cricket - Australia Tour of India 2007 for FREE!

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Tue Oct 2, 2007 10:18 am (PST)

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ODI Mon Oct 7 10:30pm CST Ind vs Aus Chandigarh 5th ODI Thu Oct 10 10:30pm
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18.

pen drawings...

Posted by: "Shahood Manzoor" gmshahood@gmail.com   gm_shahood

Tue Oct 2, 2007 10:18 am (PST)

19.

For Bird Lovers

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Tue Oct 2, 2007 11:00 am (PST)

Thank U jyoti ji!!!


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20.

learn about me

Posted by: "~ Jenn ~" jlbeyer@alltel.net   whitewolf6887

Tue Oct 2, 2007 11:01 am (PST)

Learn a little more about me! The directions are at the end.

Four jobs I have had in my life:
01. Cleaning house <Hey it's a job lol>
02. Doing laundry < Oh how I dread it>
03. Welder
04. Drill press operator

Four movies I've watched more than once:
01. The Graduate
02. Full Metal Jacket
03. Young Guns I & II
04. Secret Window

Four places I have lived:
01. Middle Point, Ohio
02. Delphos, Ohio
03. Van Wert, Ohio
04. Paulding, Ohio

Four T.V. Shows that I watch
01. All the CSI
02. Dancing with the stars
03. College Football "Go Michigan "
04. Survivor

Four places I have been: these are places
01. Home
02. To the bathroom < you didn't say outside of the home lol>
03. To work
04. To bed
People who e-mail me (regularly):

01. My boyfriend
02. My sister's & brothers
03. Laresa
04. All my rowdy yahoo friends

Four People who have influenced me Greatly
01. My Mom and Dad
02. My boyfriend
03. Myself <can I put that?>
04. My sister's, brothers & my all my rowdy friends


Four favorite foods
01. Fried Chicken
02. Is dew a food as in Mountain dew? Lol
03. Anyone elses food
04. Beef <You got to have the meat lol and not thinking dirty, ok maybe I am
>

Four places I would rather be right now:

01. With my boyfriend
02. In Michigan
03. Hmm not thinking dirty here again maybe I am on a deserted island with
just my boyfriend & I, W00T
04. Anywhere but here <only if you asked me this last night I would of
filled it up with this question lol>

Four friends I think will respond:
01. Thinking
02. Hmm still thinking here
03. You guessed it still thinking
04. Well I thought a lot about it & I would say who knows?

Things I am looking forward to this year:
01. Spending time with my boyfriend & getting to know him better
02. Spending time with my family & all my rowdy friends
03. Christmas vacation
04. Oh man why a 4th one? Now I got to do more thinking hmmmm, going to
Michigan too see my boyfriend wait I already said that, ok looking forward
too my two week vacation & looking forward to getting to know what the hell
I am going to do for 2 weeks lol, how is that?

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Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil
The fun. Hit forward, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then Send this to a Whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who Sent it to you. The Theory is that you will learn a lot of little known Facts about those who know you. Remember to send it back to the person Who sent it to you.
21.

Good Afternoon

Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in   shwetakapoor_05

Tue Oct 2, 2007 11:04 am (PST)



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Have a Nice Weekend......

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22.

Tree house..

Posted by: "Shahood Manzoor" gmshahood@gmail.com   gm_shahood

Tue Oct 2, 2007 11:08 am (PST)

23.

Famous...

Posted by: "Shahood Manzoor" gmshahood@gmail.com   gm_shahood

Tue Oct 2, 2007 11:10 am (PST)

24.

T20 final - misbah's mistake!!!!

Posted by: "Shahood Manzoor" gmshahood@gmail.com   gm_shahood

Tue Oct 2, 2007 11:10 am (PST)

How It Happens!
T20 final - misbah's mistake!!

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/daily_e-mails/>

Misbah thought he was sending the ball to a place where there was no one.
He didn't know that there is a malayali in every corner of the world!!!

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25.

MAGAR TUMHAIN KIA........!

Posted by: "Neha Parikh" me.neha1221@gmail.com   me.neha1221

Tue Oct 2, 2007 11:12 am (PST)

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* MAGAR TUMHAIN KIA........!

mein Aarhay tirchey khayal sochoon
key bey- irada kitab likhoon?
koi shanassa ghazal tarashoon
key ajnabi intesaab likhoon?
ganwadoon ik umr key zamaney
key aik pal ka hissab likhoon?
meri tabiyat par munhassir hey!
mein jis tarhan ka nissab likhoon!
ye mere apney mizaj par hey
azaab sochoon,sawab likhoon?
taweel tar hey safar,tumhain kia
mein jee raha hoon magar tumhain kia?
magar tumhain kaya, key tum to kab sey
mere iradey ganwa chukey ho!
jala key sarey haroof apney
meri duain bhuja chukey ho!
mein raat Aurrhoon key subha pehnoon?
tum apni rasmain utha chukey ho
suna hey sab kuch bhula chukey ho
to ab mere dil pey ye jabar kaissa?
ye dil to had sey guzar chuka hey
guzar chuka hey magar tumhain kaya?
khizan ka maussam thehar chuka hey
thehar chuka hey magar tumhain kia?
magar tumhain kaya key is khizan mein!
mein jis tarhan key bhi khuab likhoon?*
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