Thursday, October 11, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1638

Messages In This Digest (18 Messages)

1.
I KNOW MY MAILS ARE BLOODY BORING ............. From: mushtalk's corner
2.
Is anjnabi duniya mein(Must Read) From: Group Moderators
3.
Picture in a Picture From: hithesh
4.
Beautiful Italy From: black rose
5.
Men's Trunkshow: From: Neha Parikh
6.
sab dil ka kasur hai... warna ham to bekasur hain From: anju sonik
7.
Love Always From: Rajkrishna Verma
8.
chalo mil kar amit ji ka (BIG B) birthday manaye From: anju sonik
9.
Hamari Majburiyan From: anju sonik
10.
Have a great Day From: ~*~R A K E S H~*~
11.
Liz Hurley Sexy Pictures From: Sunny
12.
If you were to live Seventy years perhaps you would spend: From: ganeshkumble11
13.
The Funniest Creative Photos of Film Star!! FUNNY PICTURES From: ganeshkumble11
14.
amit ji ke liye (BIG B) main aur meri tanhaai From: anju sonik
15.
<~>Diamond Necklace<~> From: &
16.
Love Letter From: Gorav Singh
17.
joining From: RAKESH GADHIA
18.
urgent (plz help) From: HEMANT GUPTA

Messages

1.

I KNOW MY MAILS ARE BLOODY BORING .............

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:43 am (PST)

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2.

Is anjnabi duniya mein(Must Read)

Posted by: "Group Moderators" group.moderators@yahoo.com   group.moderators

Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:44 am (PST)

Is anjnabi duniya mein


Is anjnabi duniya mein,Akela ek khawaab hu,

Sawaalo se khafa,Chhota as jawaab hu,

Jo na samjh sake,Unke liye "KOUN",

Jo samajh chuke,Unke liye kitaab hu ,

Duniya ki nazar mein,Jaane kyu chubha as,

Sabse nashili aur badnaam sharaab hu,

Sar uthakar dekho,Wo dekh raha hai tumko,

Jisko na dekha usne,Wo chamakta aaftab hu,

Aankh se dekhoge,To khush paoge,

Dil se poochoge,To dard ka sailaab hu .........!!!!

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Picture in a Picture

Posted by: "hithesh" hithesh@dynamatics.net

Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:48 am (PST)

4.

Beautiful Italy

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Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:56 am (PST)

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Men's Trunkshow:

Posted by: "Neha Parikh" me.neha1221@gmail.com   me.neha1221

Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:58 am (PST)

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6.

sab dil ka kasur hai... warna ham to bekasur hain

Posted by: "anju sonik" anjufriend_143@yahoo.co.in   anjufriend_143

Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:34 am (PST)

Kon main,.....?
na maine kabhi nahi pyar kiya
khud par kabhi nahi papne haatho ye war kiya,
hum tho akele rahe besahare se,
ghume har gali banjare se,
Han... mujh se kaha ek dil ne aakar mere paas
kiyu bhai akele ji, karoge mujhse pyar,
keh du kiya sanam tumhe ek baar,
kitna kaha nahi baba nahi ... hame nahi padna is jhamele main,
hame tho dur hi rehne do is pyar ke maile se,
kambhkat dil mera... uske jhanse mai aa gaya,
kitna samjhaya tha use maine,
mana hi nahi hamari baat jhat se uska ho gaya,
namurad rehta hamare sharir main hai,
dhadkta uska naam lekar ke hai,
har dhadkan mai uska naam basa rakha hai,
hame chor ke usko apna rakha hai,
kon main,....?
na maine kabhi nahi pyar kiya,
Han... wo tho uska dil tha, jisne mujh par itna bada war kiya,
uske dil ne jab mujh par war kiya,
tho mere dil ne usse kaha,
shukriya aapka jo aapne mujh par ye upkar kiya,
aur mujhse pyar kiya.!

ANJU


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7.

Love Always

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:37 am (PST)

Thank U Lucki ji!!

You are the sun light that lights up my day, the moonlight that shines in my night your the reason for my smlie the one who makes everything worthwhile.

We know we have our ups and downs but throught it all our love still manages to grow,the love that we share makes me wanna get up every morning just to know ill see your face with always a smile and that keeps me on track

I just want to tell you your always on my mind no matter where i am i love and adore you your just one of a kind.

Here's something i want to say i hope you all ready no I'll love you for ever and I never want to let you go , so thank you so much for showing that you care a love like ours is just beyound compare.

I love you, xoxox




L.U.C.K.Y



Thanks & Regards
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8.

chalo mil kar amit ji ka (BIG B) birthday manaye

Posted by: "anju sonik" anjufriend_143@yahoo.co.in   anjufriend_143

Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:38 am (PST)

Biography
Full Name : Shri Amitabh Bachchan

Date of Birth : 11th October 1942

Place of Birth : Allahabad , India

Address : Pratiksha, 10th Rd, J.V.P.D. Scheme, Bombay 400049

Star : Libra

Education : Art Degree from Sherwood College Allahabad & BSC from Delhi.

Father : Shri Harivansh Rai Bachchan

Mother : Shrimati Teji Bachchan

Wife : Mrs. Jaya Bachchan (Bhaduri)

Children : Shweta Bachchan and Abhishek Bachchan

Son-in-Law : Nikhil Nanda (Raj Kapoor's grandson)

Grandchild : Naveli Nanda

wish u a very very happy birthday
nd love u lot

ANJU


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9.

Hamari Majburiyan

Posted by: "anju sonik" anjufriend_143@yahoo.co.in   anjufriend_143

Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:38 am (PST)

Galib Style

Hamari Majburiya

hai thodi zindagi, bahut se apne gam nikle!
gamo ko ginte-ginte hi kahin na apna dam nikle!
chale the ghar se jab ham tho kisi ne chink de mari!
phir billi (cat) kat gai rasta, abhi the do kadam nikle!

dophari garmi aur us par chalna bhi pada paidal!
pasine se naha kar, baithe susta kar phir ham nikle!
chali aati the baso (buses) par basen lekin bhari the sab!
mili na sara din TAXI maire phute karam nikle!

thake hare se kisi hotel maie khana khane jo baithe!
gine phir not jo hamne, tho yaaro wo bhi kam nikle!
diya na baihtne pal bhi, jo dekha jeb hai khali!
ye hotel wale bhi dekho, bade hi besharam nikle!

sunane ko sunate the, wo baatain hampe marne ki!
chuka na paye wo BILL bhi, bade jhute sanam nikle!
bhari mehfil main julfe meri usne khol de kyouki!
use darr tha kahin eysa na ho, mere judde se bum(bomb) nikle!


pasand aaye to batana! ok

ANJU


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10.

Have a great Day

Posted by: "~*~R A K E S H~*~" aloner0705@yahoo.com   aloner0705

Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:43 am (PST)


No dream is ever too small
And
No dream is ever too big.
The future belongs to those who dare to dream
And
Are ready to work for it.

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11.

Liz Hurley Sexy Pictures

Posted by: "Sunny" santhu_kb@yahoo.com   santhu_kb

Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:43 am (PST)

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If you were to live Seventy years perhaps you would spend:

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:42 am (PST)

If you were to live Seventy years perhaps you would spend:

24 years sleeping

14 years working

8 years in amusement

6 years at the dinner table

5 years in transportation

4 years in conversation

3 years in education

3 years reading

3 years watching television


So If you went to a place of worship every Sunday
and prayed 5 minutes every morning and night,
you would be giving Almighty Lord 5 months of your life.

So what is wrong in giving 5 months out of 70 years to the Lord
who gave you a full 70 years anyway?

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13.

The Funniest Creative Photos of Film Star!! FUNNY PICTURES

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:43 am (PST)


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amit ji ke liye (BIG B) main aur meri tanhaai

Posted by: "anju sonik" anjufriend_143@yahoo.co.in   anjufriend_143

Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:44 am (PST)

main aur meri tanhai aksar ye baatian karti hain,
tum hoti to eysa hota tum hoti to eysa hota ,
tum is baat par heran hoti,
tum is baat par hansti,
tum ye kehti, tum wo kehti,
tum hoti to eysa hota tum hoti to wesa hota
main aur meri tanhai aksar ye baatian karti hain...

ye raat hai ya tumhari julfain khuli hui hain,
hai chandani ya tumhari nazron se meri raatein dhuli hui hain,
ye chan hai ya tumhara kanggan,
sitarain hain ya tumhara aanchal,
hawa ka jhoka hai ya tumhare badan ki khushbu,
ye pattiyoun ki hai sarsrahat ki chupke se tumne kuch kaha hai,

ye sochta hun main kabse gumsum ki jabki mujhko ye khabar hai,
ki tum nahi ho, kahin nahi ho,
magar dil hai ye keh raha ki tum yahin ho yahin kahin ho,

majbur ye halat idhar bhi hain, udhar bhi,
tanhai ki ek raat idhar bhi hain, udhar bhi,
kehne ko bahut kuch hai magar kis se kahe ham,
kab tak chup rahe aur sahe hum,
dil kehta hai duniya ki har rasam utha dein,
duniya ki jo diwar hain wo gira dein,
han... hamko Muhhabbat hai sabko bata dein,
Muhhabbat hai, muhhabbat

ANJU


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<~>Diamond Necklace<~>

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Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:47 am (PST)



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Love Letter

Posted by: "Gorav Singh" gorav_sarwara@yahoo.co.in   gorav_sarwara

Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:47 am (PST)

A young attractive teenage college girl received a love letter from her
classmate. It was as follows:

My dear Swapna,
Please answer the following questionnaire. You will get 10 marks for (a), 5
marks for (b) and 3 marks for (c). If you have scored more than 40, then you
love me. Don't delay to express it. If you have scored between 30 and 40,
love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have
scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.

1) Whenever you enter the classroom, your sight always falls on me because
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't resist seeing me
(c) really.... am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped
singing because
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared whether I'd like your song

4) When you were showing your nude child photo, when I asked for it, you hid
it because
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy if I would imagine you nude
(c) you don't know

5) During trekking, my friend and myself gave you hand for lifting you. You
took only my friend's because
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel like leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus.
(a) You were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because
(a) I am going to be their son-in-law
(b) you just wanted to know what your parents think about me
(c) you just felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a
rose on your head because
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at
6:00 AM because
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual

Eagerly awaiting the result of Love Exam
- Aakash

Swapna's reply letter was also in Q/A format.

Aakash,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class,
sees them
(a) Yes
(b) No

2) If a girl laughs and sees anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes
(b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop
singing or not?
(a) Yes
(b) No

4) I was showing the photo to my friends who are girls. You poked you nose
inside....right?
(a) Yes
(b) No

5) I avoided holding your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes
(b) No

6) Should I not wait for my friend (girl)?
(a) Yes
(b) No

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes
(b) No

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, and banana's flower. Is
it true?
(a) Yes
(b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I saw you in the temple. I
come daily to the temple. Do you know?
(a) Yes
(b) No

If you have answered, "Yes" to any of the question, then I do not love
you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.
- Swapna.

MANPHOL SINGH

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joining

Posted by: "RAKESH GADHIA" rakesh_gadhia@yahoo.co.in   rakesh_gadhia

Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:48 am (PST)

hi i am very happy to join your group

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18.

urgent (plz help)

Posted by: "HEMANT GUPTA" hkgupta1986@yahoo.co.in   hkgupta1986

Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:20 am (PST)

hi friends i m hemant
I want to change my job so i need a new format of resume
If anybody wants to help me, plz send me a sample of cv to my mail id
hkgupta1986@rediffmail.com

Hemant Kumar Gupta

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