Wednesday, October 10, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1636

Messages In This Digest (18 Messages)

1.
Last moments.... From: Santosh Khanavkar-sdecj
2.
HAMMER AND NAIL !!! From: mushtalk's corner
3.
Teddy bears and Kids (A Bautiful combination) From: faisal zafar
4.
THE LANGUAGE OF ROSES From: SANDEEP SANGHVI
5.
GERMS AND GOD'S PUNISHMENT !!! From: mushtalk's corner
6.
QUESTION TO RENUKA CHOWDHURY From: mushtalk's corner
7.
Images to make your signature! :-) From: Ashish T
8.
JUST THINK ABOUT IT From: mushtalk's corner
9.
SIZZLING PRIYANKA CHOPRA STARK NAKED !!! From: mushtalk's corner
10.
(no subject) From: Shobesh Agarwal
11.
stuff From: ~ Jenn ~
12a.
How do you sleep? From: ganeshkumble11
13.
Esssence of Friendship From: ganeshkumble11
14.
*PHOTO ART*_* S.Bronstein From: TUNA
15.
Jesus was??? From: ~ Jenn ~
16.
Gita Saransh(hindimail) From: Alka Agarwal
17.
kuchh log jaan boojh kar nadaan bann gaye From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
18.
If This Replies From: ~ Jenn ~

Messages

1.

Last moments....

Posted by: "Santosh Khanavkar-sdecj" khanavkar@chemanol.com   santrk

Tue Oct 9, 2007 9:36 am (PST)

2.

HAMMER AND NAIL !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Oct 9, 2007 9:43 am (PST)

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3.

Teddy bears and Kids (A Bautiful combination)

Posted by: "faisal zafar" s_fzafar@yahoo.com   s_fzafar

Tue Oct 9, 2007 9:43 am (PST)











































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4.

THE LANGUAGE OF ROSES

Posted by: "SANDEEP SANGHVI" sandeep_shayri@yahoo.com   sandeep_shayri

Tue Oct 9, 2007 9:57 am (PST)

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THE LANGUAGE OF ROSES

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5.

GERMS AND GOD'S PUNISHMENT !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Oct 9, 2007 9:57 am (PST)

[image: GLASSNOST]
6.

QUESTION TO RENUKA CHOWDHURY

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Oct 9, 2007 9:58 am (PST)

[image: GLASSNOST]

[image: GLASSNOST]

[image: GLASSNOST]
7.

Images to make your signature! :-)

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Tue Oct 9, 2007 10:00 am (PST)


8.

JUST THINK ABOUT IT

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Oct 9, 2007 10:01 am (PST)

[image: GLASSNOST]
9.

SIZZLING PRIYANKA CHOPRA STARK NAKED !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Oct 9, 2007 10:02 am (PST)

[image: GLASSNOST]
10.

(no subject)

Posted by: "Shobesh Agarwal" sdba160686@yahoo.co.in   sdba160686

Tue Oct 9, 2007 10:02 am (PST)

please regularly send me any information or photos of sports events spacially of cricket ,hockey,football.thank u

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11.

stuff

Posted by: "~ Jenn ~" jlbeyer@alltel.net   whitewolf6887

Tue Oct 9, 2007 10:02 am (PST)






Little Johnny and his girl were walking along a trail in the woods.
Suzy noticed that some of the animals were behaving oddly.

"Little Johnny, why is that rabbit on top that other one?" she asked.

Little Johnny stopped to consider his answer, and replied, "They're
making cigarettes."

"Cigarettes? " she exclaimed, as they continue walking along.

Pretty soon they approached a couple of raccoons.

Suzy asked, "Are they making cigarettes too?"

"Yea," says Little Johnny.

Suzy looked around and said, "it looks like all the animals are
making cigarettes, why don't we make cigarettes?"

Little Johnny was quick to say, "OK!"

A hour or so later Little Johnny and Suzy were walking out of the
woods, when she asked, "Little Johnny, what kind of cigarettes did we
make?"

Little Johnny stopped to think about his answer, then replied, "Well
if you get a hump in your belly it's a Camel, and if you don't it s
a Lucky Strike."

A recently divorced man went to a party and found him-
self smack in front of his ex-wife's new husband. Having
had more than a few drinks, he said in a condescending
tone, "So? How do you like 'second hand merchandise?'

The other man smiled. "Not bad at all. Everything after
the first couple of inches is brand new!"


12a.

How do you sleep?

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Oct 9, 2007 10:21 am (PST)



Pass This Along To All Your Friends,
And See What Kind Of Sleepers They Are!!!
13.

Esssence of Friendship

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Oct 9, 2007 9:46 pm (PST)

Esssence of Friendship

Esssence of Friendship

ganeshkumble11@gmail.com
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14.

*PHOTO ART*_* S.Bronstein

Posted by: "TUNA" tuna.34@gmail.com   tunaysem

Tue Oct 9, 2007 9:50 pm (PST)




15.

Jesus was???

Posted by: "~ Jenn ~" jlbeyer@alltel.net   whitewolf6887

Tue Oct 9, 2007 9:50 pm (PST)

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. His Mother was sure He was a God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't
get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work
to do!
16.

Gita Saransh(hindimail)

Posted by: "Alka Agarwal" alkavbn@yahoo.co.in   alkavbn

Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:08 am (PST)

17.

kuchh log jaan boojh kar nadaan bann gaye

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:08 am (PST)


Kuchh log jaan boojh kar nadaan
bann gaye,


Kuchh log jaan boojh kar nadaan bann gaye,

Mera khayaal hai kay woh insaan bann gaye,

Ham harsh mein gaye thay magar kuchh naa poochhiye,

Woh jaan boojh kar wahaan anjaan bann gaye,

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18.

If This Replies

Posted by: "~ Jenn ~" jlbeyer@alltel.net   whitewolf6887

Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:08 am (PST)

I'd LIKE THIS BACK IF IT APPLIES

A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes. Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door. She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it!

"And what do you want?" the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages," he said without waiting for a reply to his question

"Well, I want to talk to you about my brother," Tess answered back in the same annoyed tone. "He's really, really sick..and I want to buy a miracle."

"I beg your pardon?" said the pharmacist.

"His name is Andrew and he has something bad growing inside his head and my Daddy says only a miracle can save him now. So how much does a miracle cost?"

"We don't sell miracles here, little girl. I'm sorry but I can't help you," the pharmacist said, softening a little

"Listen, I have the money to pay for it. If it isn't enough, I will get the rest. Just tell me how much it costs."

The pharmacist's brother was a well dressed man. He stooped down and asked the little girl, "What kind of a miracle does your brother need?"

" I don't know," Tess replied with her eyes welling up. I just know he's really sick and Mommy says he needs an operation. But my Daddy can't pay for it, so I want to use my money."

"How much do you have?" asked the man from Chicago .

"One dollar and eleven cents," Tess answered barely audibly.
"And it's all the money I have, but I can get some more if I need to."

"Well, what a coincidence," smiled the man. "A dollar and eleven cents---the exact price of a miracle for little brothers. " He took her money in one hand and with the other hand he grasped her mitten and said "Take me to where you live. I want to see your brother and meet your parents. Let's see if I have the miracle you need."

That well dressed man was Dr. Carlton Armstrong, a surgeon, specializing in neuro-surgery. The operation was completed free of charge and it wasn't long until Andrew was home again and doing well.

Mom and Dad were happily talking about the chain of events that had led them to this place.

"That surgery," her Mom whispered. "was a real miracle. I wonder how much it would have cost?"

Tess smiled. She knew exactly how much a miracle cost...one dollar and eleven cents....plus the faith of a little child.

In our lives, we never know how many miracles we will need.

A miracle is not the suspension of natural law, but the operation of a higher law. I know you'll keep the ball moving!

Here it goes. Throw it back to someone who means something to you!

A ball is a circle, no beginning, no end. It keeps us together like our Circle of Friends. But the treasure inside for you to see is the treasure of friendship you've granted to me.

Today I pass the friendship ball to you.

Pass it on to someone who is a friend to you.

MY OATH TO YOU...

When you are sad.....I will dry your tears.

When you are scared.....I will comfort your fears.

When you are worried.....I will give you hope.

When you are confused.....I will help you cope.

And when you are lost....And can't see the light, I shall be your beacon.....Shining ever so bright.

This is my oath.....I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask?.....Because you're my friend.

Signed: GOD
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