Thursday, October 25, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1646

Messages In This Digest (12 Messages)

1.
ONE MORE POLITICIAN ? GOD SAVES INDIA !!! From: mushtalk's corner
2.
I've some doubts.. From: juveriya14 -chill
3.
PAYING BARBER IN INSTALMENTS : THE RESULT !!! From: mushtalk's corner
4.
Decorative: Accents-2 From: Neha Parikh
5.
guide me if u can From: mlovaass
6.
HOW TO END RACIAL DISCRIMINATION ??? From: mushtalk's corner
7.
KISS IN PUBLIC, YET SECRETLY !!! From: mushtalk's corner
8.
LOSE WEIGHT ! FAT CHICKS SELDOM GET LIFTS !!! From: mushtalk's corner
9.
Four Candles.(must see) From: Rajkrishna Verma
10.
HEY ! YOU ! YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE !!! From: mushtalk's corner
11.
HOW WOULD YOU BEST DESCRIBE A MALE FLIRT ??? From: mushtalk's corner
12.
A dream first meet with my beloved(Prishi) From: Prishi

Messages

1.

ONE MORE POLITICIAN ? GOD SAVES INDIA !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:20 am (PST)

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I've some doubts..

Posted by: "juveriya14 -chill" juveriya5@yahoo.com   juveriya5

Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:29 am (PST)

DOUBTS..........


I've some doubts.. Can u please clarify me..
1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)

2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)
4. Can you cry under water? (let me try)

5. Why do people say, "you've been working like adog" when dogs just sitaround all day? (I think they meant something else)

6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

8. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by oneseyes)

9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stayand watch)

10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oilis made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

11. What should one call a male ladybird? (Nocomments)

12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they rememberthat they forgot? (can somebody help )

13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

14. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)

15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! Able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

17. Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)

18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

19. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars?

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Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.

juveriya.....

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3.

PAYING BARBER IN INSTALMENTS : THE RESULT !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:30 am (PST)

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Decorative: Accents-2

Posted by: "Neha Parikh" me.neha1221@gmail.com   me.neha1221

Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:36 am (PST)

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Aariz hain ke lauow dete huwe phool kanwal ke
zulfein hain ke barsaat ki muchlee huwee raatein

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नेहा परीख
5.

guide me if u can

Posted by: "mlovaass" mlovaass@yahoo.co.in   mlovaass

Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:36 am (PST)

hi freinds I have received such mails like you have our prize 500,000
pounds.from online uk national lottery. they are asking my details to
claim my prize.I dont know these mails are true or fake. so please
suggest me what to do?

6.

HOW TO END RACIAL DISCRIMINATION ???

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:37 am (PST)

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7.

KISS IN PUBLIC, YET SECRETLY !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:37 am (PST)

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8.

LOSE WEIGHT ! FAT CHICKS SELDOM GET LIFTS !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:38 am (PST)

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Four Candles.(must see)

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:41 am (PST)

Thank you Swati ji!!!!!!!!!

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To realize
The value of a sister
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.

To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.

To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.

To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.

To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
who has given birth to
A premature baby.

To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.

To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the tr ain, bus or plane.

To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident...

To! realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics

Time waits for no one.

Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when

you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend:
Loose one.

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10.

HEY ! YOU ! YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:43 am (PST)

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11.

HOW WOULD YOU BEST DESCRIBE A MALE FLIRT ???

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:43 am (PST)

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12.

A dream first meet with my beloved(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:07 am (PST)

A dream first meet with my beloved

Behind the mountains of beauty,
Behind the mountains of love,
would be the first meeting with my beloved.....;
Facing towards him but eyes touching to ground,
Hearbeat will be at 200 degree round...;
The first word from him may shock me around,
Seeing my palm closed tightly,
When he'll try to hold my hand,
Slowly my looking towards his eyes,
Would make him feel she is only mine...;
His first touch by holding my hand,
Would make me comfortable with his band,
Lying on his knee wid a flower in hand,
When he'll propose me,
The one word yes from me,
Would make him hug me...;
His first request for a kiss,
Would be approved by me,
Closing my eyes,holding the breath deep,
When i'll kiss on his cheeks,
He'll bang his head and say..
I want the kiss on the lips...;
i'll smile and turn around and say..
Due till we next meets.
Pinching something on my hand,
would wake me up from my dreams and say..
Hey its the morning bay,
and leave me alone thinking...;
If so beautiful is the dream's day...
How would it be in real stay...

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