Thursday, October 11, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1637

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1.
BBQ Rules - SOOO True!!! not even in his dreams lol From: ~ Jenn ~
2.
Numbers! From: ~ Jenn ~
3.
FW: Good Morning! From: hithesh
4.
Good Morning ..!!! From: Ashish T
5.
Urgent From: Neha Parikh
6.
MTV Fully Faltu Part 1 From: <~ Aarti ~>
7.
Funny pics..... From: black rose
8.
3D art by Martin Lisec From: black rose
9a.
Hello From: ~~SHWETA~~
10.
navratre   wishes From: ~~SHWETA~~
11a.
jokes From: shakyacl
12.
happy Navratri jai kara shera wali da From: anju sonik
13.
Tomorrow Technology (Must See)...SrE... From: Sreedhar Gavarasana
14.
Nature "Art" (pics) From: Ashish T
15.
"Eye test" From: Kuldeep Vashishta
16.
123 ...... DANGER !!! DANGER !!! DANGER !!! From: glassnost india
17a.
ME and MY BOSS From: innocent.peacock
18a.
*FLOWERS*_* From: TUNA
19.
Interior Design 2 From: Group Moderators
20.
Sand Art On Beach From: Group Moderators
21.
CAN YOU ANSWER THIS SMARTY ??? From: mushtalk's corner
22.
Voh saamnay khaday hain magar tumhein chup nahi karaayeingay, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
23.
Kay taray baad main hor kissay naal  pyaar na karaan, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
24.
Tay laash dee kadey  koi  ragg  dukhdi  nahi, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
25.
Funny Planes From: Group Moderators

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1.

BBQ Rules - SOOO True!!! not even in his dreams lol

Posted by: "~ Jenn ~" jlbeyer@alltel.net   whitewolf6887

Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:28 am (PST)

BBQ RULES

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert .
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces,
and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer
while he flips the meat .

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
2.

Numbers!

Posted by: "~ Jenn ~" jlbeyer@alltel.net   whitewolf6887

Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:29 am (PST)




Sonny is getting along in years and finds
That he is unable to perform
In bed. He finally goes to his doctor,
Who tries a few things but
Nothing seems to work. So the doctor
Refers him to an American Indian
Medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this."
That said, he throws a white powder in a flame,
And there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
Then he says, "This is powerful medicine.
You can only use it once a
Year. All you have to do is say '123'
And it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
Sonny then asks, what happens when it's over,
And I don't want to continue?"
The medicine man replies: "All you or your
Wife has to say is 1234, and
It will go down. But, be warned...
It will not work again for another year!"
Sonny rushes home, eager to tryout his new powers and prowess.
That night he is ready to surprise Merle.
He showers, shaves, and
Puts onis most exotic shaving lotion.
He gets into bed, and lying
Next to her says, "123."
He suddenly becomes more aroused than
Anytime in his life, just as the medicine man had promised.
Merle, who had been facing away, turns over and asks,
"What did you say 123 for?"
And that, my friends, is why you should
NEVER end a sentence with a preposition!!!
3.

FW: Good Morning!

Posted by: "hithesh" hithesh@dynamatics.net

Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:30 am (PST)



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Good Morning & Good Day To You!

Exotic orchids

There will always be dreams grander or

humbler than your own,

but there will never be a dream

exactly like your own...

for You Are Unique and

More Wondrous than you know!

Linda Staten

Orchids twig and violin

Most of the important things in the world

have been accomplished by people

who have kept on trying

when there seemed to be no hope at all.

Dale Carnegie

Orchids

"Come to the edge."
"We can't. We're afraid."
"Come to the edge."
"We can't. We will fall!"
"Come to the edge."
And they came.
And he pushed them.
And they flew.

Guillaume Apollinaire, 1880-1918
French Poet, Philosopher

orchids, spa elements

The world you desired can be Won.

It exists, it is real,

it is possible, it is Yours.

Ayn Rand

Orchids

Have a Very Pleasant Day!

- Hithesh Kumar

4.

Good Morning ..!!!

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:30 am (PST)

Hi! Wish you a very Good Morning !!

Have a LOVEly day ahead !!
5.

Urgent

Posted by: "Neha Parikh" me.neha1221@gmail.com   me.neha1221

Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:43 am (PST)

hey guys... plz help me out find this e-books.. i want it urgent...

The *Indian Pharmacopoeia* (IP) : 1996
The British Pharmacopoeia (BP)

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lub hain ke saleeqe se traashe huwe heere
Aariz hain ke lauow dete huwe phool kanwal ke
zulfein hain ke barsaat ki muchlee huwee raatein

નેહા પરીખ
नेहा परीख
6.

MTV Fully Faltu Part 1

Posted by: "<~ Aarti ~>" aarti.s.sharma@gmail.com   sharmaaartishashikant

Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:47 am (PST)

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7.

Funny pics.....

Posted by: "black rose" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:50 am (PST)

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3D art by Martin Lisec

Posted by: "black rose" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:53 am (PST)

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9a.

Hello

Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in   shwetakapoor_05

Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:57 am (PST)



No sky is heavy,
if the heart be light.
************ *****
The sun doesnot shine for a few
trees & flowers, but for the
wide world's joy.
************ ******
Every sunset brings the promise
of a new dawn.
************ *******
A true friend is a friend
who sees the first tear
Catch the second and
stops the third.
************ ********


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10.

navratre   wishes

Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in   shwetakapoor_05

Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:01 am (PST)



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jokes

Posted by: "shakyacl" shakyacl@yahoo.co.in   shakyacl

Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:02 am (PST)

aadmi aur do jaanwar ek saath rah sakte hai lekin lekin do aurat ek
saath kabhi bhi nahi rah sakti hain

12.

happy Navratri jai kara shera wali da

Posted by: "anju sonik" anjufriend_143@yahoo.co.in   anjufriend_143

Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:02 am (PST)






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Tomorrow Technology (Must See)...SrE...

Posted by: "Sreedhar Gavarasana" sreedhar.gavarasana@csc.az   sreedhar_gavarasana

Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:05 am (PST)



-: Tomorrow Technology :-

Best Regards,

G. SREEDHAR

E&I Department

Caspian Shipyard Company Ltd.,

South bay, KMNF Basin,

Baku, Azerbaijan

Ext: 249

Mobile: (00994-50)3758976

14.

Nature "Art" (pics)

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:08 am (PST)




15.

"Eye test"

Posted by: "Kuldeep Vashishta" kuldeep_vashishta@yahoo.com   kuldeep_vashishta

Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:43 pm (PST)

hey guys its nice try it & test u r eyes ..!!!!

Can u find the B(there are 2B's)? DON"T skip or ur wish wont come
true...

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Once youve found the b

Find the 1

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1III
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Once you found the 1..............

Find the 6

9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999699999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999

once youve found the 6...

Find the N (it's hard!!)

MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMNMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM

once you've found the N...

Find the Q...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

make 2 wishes!

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OK, NOW THAT U MADE A WiSH, IT WILL COME TRUE.....ALL U HAVE 2 DO IS FORWARD
TO 3 PEOPLE BUT IF YOU FORWARD TO MORE IT WILL HAPPEN SOONER!!!

Regards
Kuldeep

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123 ...... DANGER !!! DANGER !!! DANGER !!!

Posted by: "glassnost india" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:46 pm (PST)

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17a.

ME and MY BOSS

Posted by: "innocent.peacock" innocent.peacock@gmail.com   black.peacock

Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:31 am (PST)

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When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

When I don't do it, I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview

When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong, he never forgets
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*FLOWERS*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tuna.34@gmail.com   tunaysem

Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:36 am (PST)



19.

Interior Design 2

Posted by: "Group Moderators" group.moderators@yahoo.com   group.moderators

Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:37 am (PST)

20.

Sand Art On Beach

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Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:39 am (PST)



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21.

CAN YOU ANSWER THIS SMARTY ???

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:40 am (PST)

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22.

Voh saamnay khaday hain magar tumhein chup nahi karaayeingay,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:41 am (PST)

Voh saamnay khaday hain magar tumhein chup nahi karaayeingay............................,

Aankh say ashq kyon kar chhalkaata hai tu,

Voh saamnay khaday hain magar tumhein chup nahi karaayeingay,

Tu be-vajah hee unki khaatir jaan apni day raha hai,

Voh itnay sangdil hain teri mayiyat pay bhi nahi aayeingay,

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Kay taray baad main hor kissay naal  pyaar na karaan,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:41 am (PST)

Kay terey baad main hor kissay naal
pyaar na karaan.....................,


Teri judaayi vich main dil bekraar na karaan,

Tun hukam karein tan tera intezaar na karaan,

Bewafaayi karni hai tan ais kadar kar,

Kay taray baad main hor kissay naal pyaar na karaan,

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Tay laash dee kadey  koi  ragg  dukhdi  nahi,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:41 am (PST)

Tay laash dee kadey koi ragg
dukhdi nahi.............,

Ohday vichhoday nay laayi peed aisee,
Jehdi arsay baad vee mukdi nahin,
Ohnu rokya par oh nahin ruki,
Jivein muthi vichon reit rukdi nahi,
Ohday dil diyan Rabb karay pooriyan hon,
Saanu parvaah apnay kissay sukh dee nahi,
Ohday binaa ho gaye zindaa laash vargay,
Tay laash dee kadey koi ragg dukhdi nahi,
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Funny Planes

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Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:41 am (PST)

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