Sunday, October 28, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1651

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1.
GOOGLE EARTH PRO SOFTWARE DOWNLOAD From: AKSHAY
2.
Year 2070 (PPS) From: Ashish T
3.
WhOa! From: Ashish T
4.
Ishq   vich  barbaad  main  tan ho  leya, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
5.
GIVE IT A THOUGHT !!! From: mushtalk's corner
6.
DON'T KNOCK !!! JUST ENTER !!! From: mushtalk's corner
7.
Friends Survey: Answer if Possible From: Rajkrishna Verma
8.
Jinhe dhoondte hain sapno main From: Sumit Goel
9.
Hena Tatoos From: Neha Parikh
10a.
*FLOWERS*_* From: TUNA
10b.
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11a.
DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE TO MAKE WNDOWS XP GENUINE From: AKSHAY
12.
FW: Amazing Photo Art - Animals From: hithesh
13.
FW: Good Morning From: hithesh
14.
Shortest love story From: Varshu
15.
Thoughts for the day From: Sumit Goel
16.
Keep away from 5 Star Hotels.............very funny............. From: raj.sharma31
17.
Girlfriend From: ~ Jenn ~
18.
*ART*_* By Pat Walker From: TUNA
19.
*PHOTOS*_* From: TUNA
20.
KIDS SOMETIMES MISTAKE THINGS !!! From: mushtalk's corner
21.
Art - Edward Hopper From: Prathamesh Divekar
22a.
Incredi's Photography 1 From: Prathamesh Divekar
23.
Laughing Time From: Prathamesh Divekar
24.
THE BEST ANSWER TO A FOOL IS ..................... From: mushtalk's corner

Messages

1.

GOOGLE EARTH PRO SOFTWARE DOWNLOAD

Posted by: "AKSHAY" gadgetspeak@gmail.com   spicynewz

Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:21 am (PST)

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2.

Year 2070 (PPS)

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:23 am (PST)

3.

WhOa!

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:26 am (PST)



4.

Ishq   vich  barbaad  main  tan ho  leya,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:27 am (PST)

Ishq vich barbaad main tan

ho leya.....................,

Khoon dil daa akhiyan chon cho leya,

Jadd vee ohdi yaad aayi ro leya,

Dil reha, naa ghar reha, naa aabruu,

Ishq vich barbaad main tan ho leya,

Iss garaan pathar dillan daa vaas hai,

Pyaar kithon bhaaldaa hain bholeya,

bewafaa day naal paa kay pyaar main,

Neend khoyi chain dill daa khoh leya,

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5.

GIVE IT A THOUGHT !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:40 am (PST)

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6.

DON'T KNOCK !!! JUST ENTER !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:41 am (PST)

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7.

Friends Survey: Answer if Possible

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:42 am (PST)

My answers are written In Blue !! U can write ur answers !!! in fresh new mail !!!

mandycarter@bellsouth.net wrote: 1. What time is it?
3:16 AM
6:44 PM

2. What are your full names?
Amanda Dawn (Neff) Carter
Raj krishna verma

3. What are you most afraid of :
spiders and snakes
My Anger

4. Place of birth?
Woodstock,Virginia
Barabanki, India

5. Favorite food?
Spagetti
Poori Sabji Paneer !!

6. Your hair color now?
brown and blonde
All Black and some of them are white

7. Have you traveled?
some
yes some

8. Do you scrunch or fold (toilet paper)?
both
No , we use water

9. Love someone so much it made you cry?
Yes
Yes and no both

10. Been in a car accident?
Yes
No

11. BMW or Mercedes Benz
neither.....don't like them
I like but havent now

12. Favorite day of the week?
Fridays
sunday

13. Favorite Restaurant?
Ryans
Where I can eat peacefully !!!

14. Favorite Flower?
roses
Roses

15. Favorite sport to watch?
None
Chess

16. Favorite Drink ?
Sweet tea or coffeee
Milk

17. Favorite ice cream?
Fudge Royal
Milky white

18. Disney or Warner Brothers?
Disney
Disney

19. Favorite fast food restaurant?
McDonalds
Where I can eat Peacefully!!

20. What color is your bedroom carpet?
ugly brown
I have marble floor!!

21. How many times you failed your driver's test?
too many to count
I didnt gone for test.

22. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail?
Marie
From My friends!! and all are dear to me.

23. What do you do most often when you are bored?
Play on the computer or read, and watch tv
I will like to sleep but i never get bored yet!!

24. Bedtime?
whenever I get sleepy
Not Fixed!!

25. Who will respond to this e-m ail the quickest?
not really sure
Same here but .......

26. Who is the person least likely to respond?
n/a
N/A

27. Who is the person you are most curious to see their answers?
everyone !
My dear ones!!

28. What means the most to you?
my family
My dear ones

29. Favorite TV shows?
Most Haunted, Dead Famous, Ghost Hunters, and anything eles I feel like watching at the moment
Chandrakaanta

30. Dating MALES or FEMALES
Males (but this one doesn't matter cause me married)
I didnt yet thought about dating !!!

31. Tall or short
Short
More than Average

32. What is your favorite color?
any shade of purple
Green And Blue

33. How many pets do you have?
1 too many
1 doggy

34. Age: Above or below 29
below 29
below 29

35. What would you like to accomplish/do before you die?
Get my family all together more.
Well I will like a satisfactory good and respectable place in all people's heart they remember as a good person

36. How Many people are you sending this e-mail to?
All on my list
All my list

37. What is your star Sign :

Scorpio
pieces ,

Thanks & Regards
Rajkrishna Verma

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8.

Jinhe dhoondte hain sapno main

Posted by: "Sumit Goel" goelsumitkumar@gmail.com   sumitji2000

Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:46 am (PST)



Jinhe dhoondte hain sapno main

Jinhe dhoondte hain sapno main

Woh haqeeqat main nahi hai

Jo haqeeqat main hai saamne

Woh hamare sapno main nahi hai

Jo Dil main hai hamare

Woh hamare qareeb nahi hai

Aur jo qareeb hai hamare

Woh hamare Dil main nahi hai

Jis se Pyaar karte hain hum

Woh hamare baare main sochta nahi hai

Jo sochte hain humaare baare main

Un se Pyaar hum karte nahi hain

Hum jinka intezaar karte hain

Woh kabhi aate nahi hain

Aur jo aa jaate hain saamne

Unka intezaar hum karte nahi hain

THANKS & REGARDS

SUMIT KUMAR GOEL

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9.

Hena Tatoos

Posted by: "Neha Parikh" me.neha1221@gmail.com   me.neha1221

Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:51 am (PST)

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10a.

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Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:53 am (PST)



10b.

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Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:06 am (PST)



11a.

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Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:55 am (PST)

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Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:07 am (PST)

13.

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14.

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Posted by: "Sumit Goel" goelsumitkumar@gmail.com   sumitji2000

Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:35 am (PST)



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16.

Keep away from 5 Star Hotels.............very funny.............

Posted by: "raj.sharma31" raj.sharma31@yahoo.co.in   raj.sharma31

Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:01 am (PST)

Keep away from 5 Star Hotels.............

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Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.
Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
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Girlfriend

Posted by: "~ Jenn ~" jlbeyer@alltel.net   whitewolf6887

Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:01 am (PST)



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If you get back 7, yo u are loved.
Happy Sister's Day!

I LOVE YA SISTA'!!! :-)

Girlfriend and Sister's Week

I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the friends I have.
To the cool women that have touched my life. Here's to you!

National Girlfriends Day
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TO MY GIRLFRIENDS!

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18.

*ART*_* By Pat Walker

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:02 am (PST)



19.

*PHOTOS*_*

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Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:04 am (PST)



20.

KIDS SOMETIMES MISTAKE THINGS !!!

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:05 am (PST)

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21.

Art - Edward Hopper

Posted by: "Prathamesh Divekar" prathamesh.2006@gmail.com   prathamesh_pd

Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:09 am (PST)

22a.

Incredi's Photography 1

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23.

Laughing Time

Posted by: "Prathamesh Divekar" prathamesh.2006@gmail.com   prathamesh_pd

Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:09 am (PST)

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24.

THE BEST ANSWER TO A FOOL IS .....................

Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:10 am (PST)

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