Messages In This Digest (28 Messages)
- 1.
- DHONI : 20/20 & 50/50 From: mushtalk's corner
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- Fun Reflections of Life in '07 From: Jenn
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- COLLECTION OF MY SMS...PART - 166 From: VIKASH GUPTA
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- My Funny SMS Shayries Collections Part-14 for you all:) we are back From: Hassan Ali
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- QUESTION TO RED FM ????? From: mushtalk's corner
- 6.
- Woh meray haath ko chupkay say dabaa kay chal diya,(hindimail) From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
- 7a.
- hindi jokes From: syrode1
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- GOOD MORNING! From: Ashish T
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- SARDARJI CARTOONS From: black rose
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- Dil Ki Batain, Bata Deti Hain , Aankhen ... From: Neha Parikh
- 11.
- Why God Gave Us Friends From: Sumit Goel
- 12a.
- Re: IDEAL INDIAN WIFE From: nishi india
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- BEAUTIFUL NATURE From: Rajkrishna Verma
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- Saari duniya ton lukaa lavaan gay tu aa tan sahi From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
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- Rabba khush rakhin hameshan hee ohna nu, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
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- MUSHARRAF WIN : INTERESTING SAMPLE !!! From: mushtalk's corner
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- IDIOT TEST(SINCE U FAILED THE EARLIER ONE) From: nivedita_290193
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- Good Day to You!! From: Ashish T
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- Funny Pets From: Jex
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- The Weekday Expressions!!!!!!...sRe... From: Sreedhar Gavarasana
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- Honda New cloths for your Bikes From: Jex
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- {Wallpapers} Bhool Bhulaiyaa !!!!! From: Prathamesh Divekar
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- CutE AnimatonS From: Ashish T
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- Birthday Reminder From: Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com
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- I MISS YOU CARDS!!! DONT MISS.... From: ganeshkumble11
- 26.
- "Love VS Marriage" From: ganeshkumble11
- 27.
- Talk Less on Mobile Phones..!!! From: ganeshkumble11
- 28.
- HEARTS....1 From: ganeshkumble11
Messages
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DHONI : 20/20 & 50/50
Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Sat Oct 6, 2007 8:39 am (PST)
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Fun Reflections of Life in '07
Posted by: "Jenn" jlbeyer@alltel.net whitewolf6887
Sat Oct 6, 2007 9:12 am (PST)
1. Never raise your hands to your kids.
It leaves your groin unprotected.
2. I'm not into working out.
My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
4. I'm desperately trying to figure out
why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
5. Do you think illiterate people get
the full affect of alphabet soup?
6. I've always wanted to be somebody,
but I should have been more specific.
7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face
he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car
he sticks his head out the window?
8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot,
but anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
9. You have to stay in shape. mother started walking
five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and
we have no idea where she is.
10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row.
When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure
no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks,
they are always locking three of them.
11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from
some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends.
If they are OK, then it must be you.
12. They show you how detergent takes out bloodstains.
I think if you've got a tee shirt with bloodstains all over it,
maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
13. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and
they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals.
I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have
photographs of her on the walls.
14. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket
and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?"B>I said, "I
didn't know there were any witnesses.
Now I'll have to kill you too."
15. Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter
Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library,
and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
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COLLECTION OF MY SMS...PART - 166
Posted by: "VIKASH GUPTA" vikashgupta058@gmail.com blusky031
Sat Oct 6, 2007 9:12 am (PST)
COLLECTION OF MY SMS.. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.. REPLY ME.. MORE TO COME.. VIKASH..
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**** PART- 166 ****
1) Na intzaar hai na ikraar hai, na aapse milne ko ab mera dil be-kraar hai, phir bhi dil se na jaane kyon yeh aawaz aati hai, wo tumhi ho jinki aankon aur
baaton mei ek sachchi dosti ka khumar hai.
2) Tumse hi Dosti, Tumhara hi Intezar, Tumhare bina Dil rehta hai Bekarar,tumhari yeh Saadgi, Tumhara yeh Pyar, Jeevan bhar na bhool payenge is Dosti ko
Yaar...
3) Gulsan me bhanwron ka fera ho gya,
Purav me suraj ka dera ho gya.
Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyaare,
Ek baar fir se svera ho gya.
4) Bahut udas hai koi tere jane se. Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se. Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ek baar to dekh ,Koi toot gaya hai TERE rooth jane se...
5) Dil ki Awaz se nagme badal Jate hai, sath na De to apne Badal Jate hai, palke bhi jara sambhal ke jhapkna kyoki Palke Jhapkne se Aksar sapne Badal Jate hai.
6) Dua hai aaj u hi muskurate raho. Banke tara aasman me jagmagate raho. Aankho me khusi labo pe muskaan ho. Hamare bina khusiyo ki kahin koi kami na ho.
7) Aap ke Jaanisaar.Hum bhi hai.
Aashiq-e-Dil figaar,Hum bhi hai.
Dard kahta hai.Mujhse tanhaiyo me
Tum na ghabrao.Yaar saath hum bhi hai
8) Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hai, Jindagi Maut Ke Pahluo Me So Rahi Hai, Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho Meri Maut Ki Wajah. Wo To Bus Jamane Ko Dikhane Ke Liye
Ro Rahi Hai
9) Tamana koi bi mere dil ki poori Na hui.Chahat ka koi afsana Na bana. Aaj fir chali gai zindgi nazron Ke samne se Or us se baat karne ka koi bahana Na bna .
10) Kuch log jindgi me daga pate he,jndgi kitni anmol he ye bhul jate he,jindgi jina to gulab se sikho jo khud tutkar b do dilo ko mila jate hai.
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My Funny SMS Shayries Collections Part-14 for you all:) we are back
Posted by: "Hassan Ali" hassanrazvi786@gmail.com hassanrazvi786
Sat Oct 6, 2007 9:18 am (PST)
My Funny SMS Shayries Collections Part-14
for you all:)
*Fursat mai aap bohat yaad aate ho,
yaado mai aksar satate ho,
soncha tha aap ko seher mai bolaon,
par pata chala ke aap AAZAAN tak khate ho... *
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*Shetan ki 3 nishanian
1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.
2=parhte hue hansta hey.
3=neeche mat jana—->
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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..*
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*Chand par kaali ghata chati toh hogi,
sitarao ko muskurahatt aati toh hogi,
tum laakh chupao dunya se magar,
akele mai tumhe apni shakal pe hasi aati toh hogi.... *
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*Hum TANHA hai per dil ko TANHA mat samazhna...
dil mein teri TASVEER laga rakhi hai...
Jab tumhe bhi Tanhayi mehsus ho to yaha chale aana..
Tumhare liye pagal khane se gaadi bhijwa rakhi hai....!!! *
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*tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge
tumhare jaisa dost khone nahi denge
sharafat se SMS bhejte rehna
varna kaan ke niche denge
aur fir rone bhi nahi denge *
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*Bapu ne kaha paise udana chhod do......
Mummy ne kaha dance baar jana chhod do.....
Master ji ne kaha Padhai chhod do.....
Doston ne kaha peena chhod do......
Kahi koi yeh na keh de ki line maarna chhod do.......*
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*Fizao mein tum ho,
Hawao mein tum ho,
Baharo mein tum ho,
Dhop mein tum ho,
Chhaon mein tum ho,
Sach hi suna tha buri atma ka
koi thikana nahi hota. *
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*Surat par aapki fida ho kar,
humne aaapki tasvir banwai hai,
Ghar ko hamare nazar na lagey is liye,
Woh tasvir bahar gate par tangwai hai.*
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*Jab Jab gire Baadal,
Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan,
Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai... *
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*Roshni agar rab ko ho manzoor,*
*To andhiyo me bhi chiraag jalte hai,*
*Roshni agar rab ko ho manzoor,*
*to andhiyo me bhi chiraag jalte hai,*
*chal-chal re naujawan bijli ka bill bharne chalte hai.........*
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*Haqeeqat samjho ya fasana,
Apna samjho ya begana,
Suno dil ka afsana,
Ki garmi bahut hain,
Din mein teen baar nahana....*
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*Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the
..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.
..HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO….*
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*apni dosti ki gaadi kuch iss kadar chal padi
jaise kick maarte hi bike udd padi
dua hai na lage isme koi break
speed itni ho ki na kar sake koi isse overtake
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*bhuri aankhon waali,
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*komal hoton waali,
naram pairo waali,
matakti hoi andheray main tunmharay pass ayegi aur bolegi
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Miyaon,,,,
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Hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kardiya,
Auro ko thik hamko bhi barbad kar diya ,
Isbarbadi ki hamne gazal banadi ,
Auro ne to thik unhone bhi wahh wahh kardiya
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Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho!
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Tera charcha hai har gali mein,
har ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Yeh koi chamatkar nahi,
aaj Rakhi ka tyohar hai.
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Rok lo, rok lo mera janaaza
Ki meri jaan aa gayi hai
Peeche mud kar dekho bhaiyo
Sharaab ki dukaan aa gayi hai
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Hum tumhein pyaar karte hain DEEWANO ki tarah
Tum hame apnaao apno ki tarah
Agar tumne diya mujhe dhokha kabhi
To main tumhein phod doonga naariyal ki tarah
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* *Ye to aajkal ka fashion hai
Har din nayi se dil lagate hain
Jaane kis mitti ke bane hain
Sudharte nahi itni maar khaate hain
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Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,
nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,
gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.
Aap kya karne wale hai :-)
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Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Deewane Bane...!!!
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*Some of the Inspiring Quotes which tell not to
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*1) Never expect things to happen.. struggle and make them happen. *
*never expect yourself to be given a good value *
*create a value of your own *
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*2) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity. *
*But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.so *
*choose the best place where you would shine.. *
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*3) Falling down is not defeat... *
*defeat is when your refuse to get up... *
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*4) Ship is always safe at shore... but is is not built for it *
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*5) When your successful your well wishers know who *
*you are when you are unsuccessful *
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*6) It is great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; *
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*7) "To the world you might be one person, *
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*8) "Even the word 'IMPOSSIBLE' says 'I M POSSIBLE' " *
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*9) Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your *
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*May ALLAH / God Bless You All,
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*Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise *
*that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones." *
* Remember this always in life. *
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QUESTION TO RED FM ?????
Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Sat Oct 6, 2007 9:20 am (PST)
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Woh meray haath ko chupkay say dabaa kay chal diya,(hindimail)
Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com jessieriat
Sat Oct 6, 2007 9:21 am (PST)
Woh meray haath ko chupkay say dabaa
kay chal diya,
Kuchh adhooray khwaab ankhon mein sja kar chal diya,
Woh merey nazdeek aayaa muskura kay chal diya,
Yaad hai uss kee judaayi ka samaa jab bheed mein,
Woh meray haath ko chupkay say dabaa kay chal diya,
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hindi jokes
Posted by: "syrode1" syrode1@yahoo.com syrode1
Sat Oct 6, 2007 9:24 am (PST)
Sir
u r requested to send me funny hindi jokes daily in my mail box
Thanking u
Sanjay Rode
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GOOD MORNING!
Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com ashtek_2001
Sat Oct 6, 2007 9:39 am (PST)
Always remember to forget the
Things that made u sad...
But never forget to remember the
Things that made u glad...
Always remember to forget the
Friends that proved untrue...
But don't forget to remember those
That have stuck by you...
Always remember to forget the trouble
That have passed away...
But never forget to remember the
Blessings that came each day..
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SARDARJI CARTOONS
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Sat Oct 6, 2007 9:41 am (PST)
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Dil Ki Batain, Bata Deti Hain , Aankhen ...
Posted by: "Neha Parikh" me.neha1221@gmail.com me.neha1221
Sat Oct 6, 2007 9:43 am (PST)
* Dil Ki Batain, Bata Deti Hain , Aankhen ...
Dil Ki Batain , Bata Deti Hain , Aankhen ,
Dharkanon Ko Jaga Deti Hain, Aankhen ,
Dil Pe Chalta Nahi Jadoo, Cheroon Ka Kabhi ,
Dil Ko Tu , Deewana Bana Deti Hain ,Aankhen,
Woh Hum Se Baat Nahi Karte , Tu Na Kare ,
Haal Sara Unke Dil Ka , Suna Deti Hain Aankhen,
Gham Sada Rehta Nahi , Aadmi Ke Saath,
Ashk Bana Kar , Chalka Deti Hain Aankhen,
Aata Hai Jab Dor - E - Jawani , Tu Ae Dosto,
Sunder Sapne Zehan Mein ,Basa Deti Hain Aankhen,
Mana Ke Neend Aati Hai , Aankhon Hi Ke Raste ,
Magar Kabhi Kabar ,Neend ,Ura Deti Hain Aankhen,
Eesha Shukar Hai , Khuda Ne Ata Ki , Aankhon Ki Neamat
Humain, Dard -O-Gham ,Sare Dil Ke , Chupa Deti Hain Aankhen.*
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bewafi ki intaha ho gayi ki tujse juda hokar jeene ki aadat ho gayi
tum aaoogee kisi roj humese milene milne ko
dil ko har waqt bus isi tahara se bahalane ki aadat ho gayi
fasle nikal gaye hame tanha chood kar
ki ab to tanha safar karne ki aadat ho gayi
નેહા પરીખ
नेहा परीख
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Why God Gave Us Friends
Posted by: "Sumit Goel" goelsumitkumar@gmail.com sumitji2000
Sat Oct 6, 2007 9:46 am (PST)
Why God Gave Us Friends
GOD Knew That Everyone Needs
Companionship And Cheer,
He Knew That People Need Someone
Whose Thoughts Are Always Near.
He Knew They Need Someone Kind
To Lend A Helping Hand.
Someone To Gladly Take The Time
To Care And Understand.
GOD Knew That We All Need Someone
To Share Each Happy Day,
To Be A Source Of Courage
When Troubles Come Our Way.
Someone To Be True To Us,
Whether Near Or Far Apart.
Someone Whose Love We'll Always
Hold And Treasure In Our Hearts.
That's Why God Gave Us Friends
Thanks & Regards
SUMIT KUMAR GOEL
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Re: IDEAL INDIAN WIFE
Posted by: "nishi india" nikitaprisha@yahoo.co.in nikitaprisha
Sat Oct 6, 2007 9:47 am (PST)
veryyyyyy nice keep it up
this is the truth each one has the same thought abt wives heheh
nivedita_290193 <nivedita_290193@yahoo.co. > wrote:in
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 20 se 22 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.
Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
America, Calcutta ya Jamshedpur paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.
Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri 'Amrita' meri life ho.
Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe "yaar, tum right ho",
Aise apni Wife ho.
kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho to kya hasin life ho
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho.
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BEAUTIFUL NATURE
Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in rajkrishna_rajkrishna
Sat Oct 6, 2007 10:18 am (PST)
Thanks Sikander Khan ji!!
BEAUTIFUL NATURE
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Saari duniya ton lukaa lavaan gay tu aa tan sahi
Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com jessieriat
Sat Oct 6, 2007 10:20 am (PST)
Saari duniya ton lukaa lavaan gay tun aa
tan sahi,
Tainu assin dil vich vasaa lavaan gay tun aa tan sahi,
Saari duniya ton lukaa lavaan gay tu aa tan sahi,
Ikk vaada kar kay saaday naal na vichhden gi kaday,
Nakhray assin saare hee utthaa lavaan gay tun aa tan sahi,
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Rabba khush rakhin hameshan hee ohna nu,
Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com jessieriat
Sat Oct 6, 2007 10:21 am (PST)
Rabba khush rakhin hameshan hee
ohna nu,
Na jaanay ohna day dil vich kee hai,
Jo chup chaap bhull kay beh gaye nay,
Kayi vaar tan Rabba injh jaapay,
Kay oh saanu gallat samajh kay beh gaye nay,
Khud kehnday see saath nibhavaangay,
Aap horaan diyaan gallan vich pai gaye nay,
Rabba khush rakhin hameshan hee ohna nu,
Jo saanu yaad vee karno reh gaye nay,
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MUSHARRAF WIN : INTERESTING SAMPLE !!!
Posted by: "mushtalk's corner" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Sat Oct 6, 2007 10:22 am (PST)
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IDIOT TEST(SINCE U FAILED THE EARLIER ONE)
Posted by: "nivedita_290193" nivedita_290193@yahoo.co.in nivedita_290193
Sat Oct 6, 2007 10:22 am (PST)
Idiot Test (since you failed the earlier one ! )
1. Is there a fourth of July in England?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
4. How many outs are there in an inning?
5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half
hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
13. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?
14. If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
15. Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT
use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it: Take 1000 and add 40 to
it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now
add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
16. Mary's father has five daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is
the name of the fifth daughter?
Idiot Test Answers
1. Is there a fourth of July in Japan?
Yes, it comes after the third of July!
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
Just one! Mine is May 9.
3. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
12 - all of them
4. How many outs are there in an inning?
6 - three per side
5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
No because he is dead!
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70 (30 divided by 2 equals 15, but 30 divided by 1/2 equals 60)
7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2, you took them, remember?
8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half
hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
60 minutes, start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then
30 minutes for the 3rd.
9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9 are still alive.
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
0, Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!
11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat, a butcher weighs meat!!!
12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
There are 12.
13. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are
second!
14. If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
How can you overtake the LAST person? You must be the last person and
you can't owertake yourself.
15. Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT
use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it: Take 1000 and add 40 to
it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now
add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.
16. Mary's father has five daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is
the name of the fifth daughter?
The fifth daughter's name is Mary. Read the question again.
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Good Day to You!!
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Sat Oct 6, 2007 10:23 am (PST)
Good Day to you!!!
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it's the price of success.
Dedicate time to think:
It's the fountain of power.
Dedicate time to enjoy:
it's the secret of youth.
Dedicate time to love and be loved:
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Dedicate time to laugh:
it mitigates the stress
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Sat Oct 6, 2007 10:29 am (PST)
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CutE AnimatonS
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Sat Oct 6, 2007 10:42 am (PST)
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Birthday Reminder
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I MISS YOU CARDS!!! DONT MISS....
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Sat Oct 6, 2007 9:16 pm (PST)
I MISS YOU CARDS!!! DONT MISS....
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"Love VS Marriage"
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Sat Oct 6, 2007 9:16 pm (PST)
"Love VS Marriage"
VS
Love is holding hands in the street
Marriage is holding arguments in the street
Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant
Marriage is a Chinese take-out
Love is cuddling on a sofa
Marriage is deciding on a sofa
Love is talking about having children
Marriage is talking about getting away from children
Love is going to bed early
Marriage is going to sleep early
Love is a romantic drive
Marriage is a tarmac drive
Love is losing your appetite
Marriage is losing your figure
Love is sweet nothing in the ear
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank
Love is a flickering flame
Marriage is a flickering television
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"
In short,
Love is blind,
Marriage is an eye opener
Funny Thing In Love Is:
When You Go Toooooo... Near,
You Say "We've Gone Too Far!"
Cheers!!!!!
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Talk Less on Mobile Phones..!!!
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Sat Oct 6, 2007 9:17 pm (PST)
Talk Less on Mobile Phones..!!!
Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right
one it will affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Appollo medical
team. Please forward to all your well wishers.
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HEARTS....1
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Sat Oct 6, 2007 9:17 pm (PST)
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