Monday, October 29, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1652

Messages In This Digest (19 Messages)

1.
Sofa cum Car From: Prathamesh Divekar
2.
Clouds Effect From: Prathamesh Divekar
3.
Principles of life From: Love is Life
4.
Funny Cool Baby Care Product From: Aishwarya Rai
5.
Fugly Cigarette Shapped Buildings From: Lovely Kurdi
6.
WORSE THAN STD !!! WHY ? WHY ??? From: glassnost
7.
I need this back, hope you can do it! From: ~ Jenn ~
8a.
Mujh say pehlay uss gali ,mein meray afsaanay gaye, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
9.
Last 5 Seconds of Exam....!!!!!! From: Shankar adaviyar
10.
can u do this? From: anju sonik
11.
ABOUT WOMAN HITLERS : WORTH THINKING !!! From: glassnost
12.
Pineapples help fight cancer From: Hassan Ali
13.
My All time Favourite Shayaries from Bollywood Movies Part-2 Please From: Hassan Ali
14.
KEEP IN BOX FREE ! DELETE ALL UNWANTED MATERIAL !!! From: glassnost
15.
LISTEN TO THIS POOR DOG !!! From: mushtalk's corner
16.
I am a new member From: egojames007@aol.com
17.
Little Johnny's at it again From: ~ Jenn ~
18.
cobra Tower In Kuwait From: :::Priya Jain:::
19.
Fwd: III gurlz-group III  the wOrlds biGGest mirrOr From: :::Priya Jain:::

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1.

Sofa cum Car

Posted by: "Prathamesh Divekar" prathamesh.2006@gmail.com   prathamesh_pd

Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:12 am (PST)

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Clouds Effect

Posted by: "Prathamesh Divekar" prathamesh.2006@gmail.com   prathamesh_pd

Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:13 am (PST)


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3.

Principles of life

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Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:18 am (PST)

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* The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave.

* If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything.

* If you do little things well, you'll do big ones better.

* Only thing that comes to you without effort is old age.

* You won't get a second chance to make the first impression .

* Only those who do nothing do not make mistakes.

* Never take a problem to your boss unless you have a solution.

* If you are not failing you're not taking enough risks.

* Don't try to get rid of bad temper by losing it.

* If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

* Those who don't make mistakes usually don't make anything

* There are two kinds of failures. Those who think and never do, and those
who do and never think.

* Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.

* All progress has resulted from unpopular decisions.

* Change your thoughts and you change your world.

* Understanding proves intelligence, not the speed of the learning.

* There are two kinds of fools in this world. Those who give advise and
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Funny Cool Baby Care Product

Posted by: "Aishwarya Rai" SweetShelly.Verma@gmail.com   meenu.sharma2009

Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:21 am (PST)

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Fugly Cigarette Shapped Buildings

Posted by: "Lovely Kurdi" SweetShelly.Verma@gmail.com   meenu.sharma2009

Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:24 am (PST)

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WORSE THAN STD !!! WHY ? WHY ???

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Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:25 am (PST)


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7.

I need this back, hope you can do it!

Posted by: "~ Jenn ~" jlbeyer@alltel.net   whitewolf6887

Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:35 am (PST)



8 angels are sent 2 you

You must send them to 8 people including me .

In 8 minutes you will receive something you
have long awaited.

Have faith!
Have a good day
8a.

Mujh say pehlay uss gali ,mein meray afsaanay gaye,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:35 am (PST)

Mujh say pehlay uss gali ,mein meray

afsaanay gaye.........................,

Shamaa jab roshan huee milnay ko parvaanay gaye,

Hosh mein jab voh aaye tou voh ho kay divaanay gaye,

Ya tou kismat hee thee aisi, Baat hai ya waqt kee,

Voh nahin maaney agarchay log samjhaanay gaye,

Jab nazar aaya nahin masjid mein bhi ALLAH unhein,

Sheikh saab dhoondhnay ALLAH ko maikhaanay gaye,

Unkay ghar pohunchaa tou main,pohuncha hun lekin deir say,

Mujh say pehlay uss gali , mein meray afsaanay gaye,

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Last 5 Seconds of Exam....!!!!!!

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Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:36 am (PST)



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Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:52 am (PST)

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11.

ABOUT WOMAN HITLERS : WORTH THINKING !!!

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Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:53 am (PST)



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12.

Pineapples help fight cancer

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" hassanrazvi786@gmail.com   hassanrazvi786

Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:56 am (PST)

* Pineapples help fight cancer By Uma Devrajan

The glistening, golden-orange pineapple slice, simply dripping delectable
goodness, is a must-have dessert topping/drink for many. So named for its
resemblance to a pinecone, the pineapple originated in South America and is
now grown in tropical and subtropical regions all over the world. Called
ananaas in Hindi, it is said to have been discovered by Christopher Columbus
in 1493.

Pineapple has a fruity fragrant aroma, and is loved in both its fresh and
canned forms. Nutritionist Aruna Shyamsundar says, "The multiple fruit
provides 46 kcal per 100gm of the edible portion, and is recommended in
weight reduction and low cholesterol diets because of its low-fat content (
0.1 g/100g).

Total dietary fiber is 2.8 gm, and the fruit has small amounts of b-complex
vitamins. It can well be taken by renal patients for whom a low potassium
diet is recommended, as it has just 37 mg of the mineral."

She adds, "Pineapple contains bromelain, which is a digestive enzyme having
anti-inflammatory properties. It is rich in antioxidants, which are cancer
fighting protective foods. Ulcer patients should avoid it as its natural
acidity is high."

Best eaten between meals, the pineapple can be used to make jams, jellies,
pies, salads and vegetable dishes.

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give up in life so you can learn something from these Quotes
1) Never expect things to happen.. struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good value
create a value of your own

2) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.so
choose the best place where you would shine..

3) Falling down is not defeat...
defeat is when your refuse to get up...

4) Ship is always safe at shore... but is is not built for it

5) When your successful your well wishers know who
you are when you are unsuccessful
you know who your well wishers are

6) It is great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults;
greater to tell him/her

7) "To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you just might be the world

8) "Even the word 'IMPOSSIBLE' says 'I M POSSIBLE' "

9) Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your
life makes all the difference.

May ALLAH / God Bless You All,

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13.

My All time Favourite Shayaries from Bollywood Movies Part-2 Please

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" hassanrazvi786@gmail.com   hassanrazvi786

Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:58 am (PST)

* My All time Favourite Shayaries from Bollywood Movies Part-2 Please dont
Miss Part-3
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Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaaye
yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,
ek rangeen dhokha hai .. aur kuch nahi
From Movie Dil jale

Aarzoo jhooth hai,
Aarzoo ka fareb khana nahi ..
Khush jo rahna ho zindagi me tumhe..
Dil kabhi kisi se lagana nahi.
From Movie Dil jale

Kyuon Banati ho tum ret ke mahal,
Jise khud hi tod dalogi tum
Aaj kehti ho is dijlale se pyar hai tumhe,
Kal to mera naam tak bhul jayogi tum
From Movie Dil jale

Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De
Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Doub Ke Mar Jaane De
Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko
Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De

phool khilte hai bahaaron ka samaa hota hai
aise mausam mein hi to pyaar javaan hota hai
dil ki baaton ko hothon se nahi kehte,
ye fasaana to nigaahon se bayaan hota hai
from Sarforash

Kaate Nahin Kat Te Lamhe Intezaar Ke,
Nazaren Bichaein Baithe Hain Raste Pe Yaar Ke,
Dil Ne Kaha Dekhe Jo Jalwe Husne Yaar Ke,
Laya Hain Unhe Kaun Falak Se Utaar Ke...
from Hum hain aap ke koun Movie

garmiye hasrat ke nakam se jalte hai
hum chiragon ki tarah shaam se jalte hai...
jab aata hai tera naam mere naam ke saath..
naa jano kyon log hamare naam se jalte hai
From Raaz

Tum Bin Jiya Jaaye Kaise
Kaise Jiya Jaaye Tum Bin
Sadiyon Se Lambi Hain Raatein
Sadiyon Se Lambe Hue Din
Aa Jaao Lautkar Tum, Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai...

Phir Shaam-E-Tanhaai Jaagi
Phir Yaad Tum Aa Rahe Ho
Phir Jaan Nikalne Lagi Hai
Phir Mujhko Tadpaa Rahe Ho
Phir Mujhko Tadpaa Rahe Ho
Is Dil Mein Yaadon Ke Mele Hain
Tum Bin Bahut Hum Akele Hain
Aa Jaao Lautkar Tum, Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai...

Kya Kya Na Socha Tha Maine
Kya Kya Na Sapne Sajaaye
Kya Kya Na Chaaha Tha Dil Ne
Kya Kya Na Armaan Jagaaye
Kya Kya Na Armaan Jagaaye
Is Dil Se Toofaan Guzarte Hai
Tum Bin To Jeete Na Marte Hai
Aa Jaao Lautkar Tum, Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai...

Tum Bin Jiya Jaaye Kaise
Kaise Jiya Jaaye Tum Bin
Sadiyon Se Lambi Hain Raatein
Sadiyon Se Lambe Hue Din
Aa Jaao Lautkar Tum, Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai...

From Tum bin

Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe, to dard nahi hota
Takleef to tab hoti hai, Jab log wah-wah karte hain

Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum kabke jee chuke,
Ab to sirf dhadkanon ka lihaj karte hain,
Kya karen is duniya walon ka,
Jo aakhari dhadkano pe bhi aitaraz karte hain.

Yu nazar se nazar ki baat ki, ki dil chura le gaye
hum to samjhe the but, aap to dhadkan suna gaye

from Devdas Movie

pyar ne ye kaisa tohfa de diya
mujhko gumo ne pathar bana diya
teri yaadon main hi kat gayi ye umar
kehta raha tujhe kab ka bhula diya

from Pyar ka Toffa Movie

Jisne Hamko Chaha, Use Hum Chah Naa Sake.
Jisko Hamne Chaha, Use Hum Paa Naa Sake.
Ye Soch Lo Ki, Dil Tutne Ka Khel Hai,
Kisi Ka Toda Aur, Apna Bacha Naa Sake.

from Dil ka Khel Movie

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Tum milo na milo,na milne ka gham nahi,
tum paas se hi gujar jaao, milne se kum nahi.
maana ki tumhe hamaari kadr nahi,
magar unse puchho jinhe hum haasil nahi.

from Tum Movie

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"Zindagi Sirf Mohabbat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai
Zulf-o-Rukhsaar ki Jannat Nahi Kuch Aur Bhi Hai
Bhookh Aur Pyaas ki Maari Hui Is Duniya Mein
Ishq Hi Ek Haqeeqat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai."

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Hum ne jab kiya dard-e-dil ko baya, to sher ban gaya,
Logo ne suna wah wah kiya, dard aur badh gaya.
Mohobbat ki paak rooh mere shero me hai,
Ek likha, gam kam kiya to gam aur badh gaya.

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tamanna thi, pyar mein aashiyan banane ki,
Bana chuke to lag gayi Nazar zammane ki.
Usi ka karz hai, jo aaj hai aankhon mein aansoo,
Saza mili hai humein muskurane ki !"

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"Tanhai ke mausam mein
Ankhain takti bas tumko
Zamana dekhta raha humko
Sapno ki raahain dekhti bas tumko"

Kyun tu muje apna sa lage,
Juda hoke bhi tu mera saaya sa lage,
Kaise bataun ab bhi mohhabat hai tujse,
Tuje khokar bhi tuje paaya sa lage..

Some of the Inspiring Quotes which tell not to
give up in life so you can learn something from these Quotes
1) Never expect things to happen.. struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good value
create a value of your own

2) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.so
choose the best place where you would shine..

3) Falling down is not defeat...
defeat is when your refuse to get up...

4) Ship is always safe at shore... but is is not built for it

5) When your successful your well wishers know who
you are when you are unsuccessful
you know who your well wishers are

6) It is great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults;
greater to tell him/her

7) "To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you just might be the world

8) "Even the word 'IMPOSSIBLE' says 'I M POSSIBLE' "

9) Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your
life makes all the difference.

May ALLAH / God Bless You All,

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*Never take some one for granted,Hold every person *
*Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise *
*that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones." *
* Remember this always in life. *
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14.

KEEP IN BOX FREE ! DELETE ALL UNWANTED MATERIAL !!!

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Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:43 am (PST)



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15.

LISTEN TO THIS POOR DOG !!!

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Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:45 am (PST)

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16.

I am a new member

Posted by: "egojames007@aol.com" egojames007@aol.com   jocisoo7

Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:45 am (PST)

my Names Is James

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17.

Little Johnny's at it again

Posted by: "~ Jenn ~" jlbeyer@alltel.net   whitewolf6887

Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:45 am (PST)

Little Johnny's at it again.... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

* * * * * * * * * * *

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said,

"Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"

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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

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cobra Tower In Kuwait

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Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:51 am (PST)


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Subject: III gurlz-group III cobra Tower In Kuwait

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