Sunday, February 3, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1735

Messages In This Digest (27 Messages)

1.
*IF THERE WERE NO TOMORROW*_*  By  DR Meyst From: TUNA
2.
Google Wallpaper From: ~*~R A K E S H~*~
3.
Fwd:Good Morning From: juveriya14 -chill
4a.
friends From: pratmann
4b.
friends From: nayeem_mns2
4c.
friends From: nayeem_mns2
4d.
friends From: karuna sree
5a.
Re: Thank you Mushtalak bhai...For your great contribution at hindi From: nick nick
6.
Iss taran naa kardey pyaar tainu assin kaday, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
7.
sharp From: karuna sree
8.
Please Read It...don't buy petrol on 24th Jan 2008 !! From: Blood of Evil
9.
just friends From: brahmananda choudhury
10.
dilse From: vinay tm
11.
Ham jisay dosti samajh baithey,Thaa faqt karobaar ka rishta, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
12.
pl's help From: jayanthsindhe
13.
READ THIS ICC : ERASE SYDNEY TEST RESULT From: glassnost
14.
Meri jholi mein mohabbat kay sivaa kuchh bhi nahin, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
15.
laughter From: maruti12345
16a.
*WALLPAPERS*_* From: TUNA
17a.
hi From: karuna sree
18.
Neeyat From: ¤¤A-K-H-I-L-E-S-H¤¤
19.
Tomorrow Will Never Come From: Ankur Patel
20.
Some Facts from Guinness Book of Records From: Poonam
21a.
Fabulous Water Art From: bhola ram
22.
Memories............ From: faisal zafar
23.
Hun assin ikk hauka  bann kay reh gaye,Hanjhu bann kay veh  gayi  ha From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
24.
Poem Of Love Accounting From: naseer zubair

Messages

1.

*IF THERE WERE NO TOMORROW*_*  By  DR Meyst

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Sat Feb 2, 2008 11:03 am (PST)



IF THERE WERE NO TOMORROW

By DR Meyst

I would tell you today
That you are the one that fills my life
Whose smile I cannot wait to see
Whose arms I long to have wrapped around me
Whose lips I live to kiss
Softly, passionately, in every way.

I would want you to know
That you make my heart skip a beat
You fill my soul with contentment
You brighten my dark skies
You fill my days and nights
With stars, hopes, and cascading dreams.

I would want you to see
How beautiful the world looks with your eyes through mine
Your eyes light up the sky
Your touch paints the Heavens
Your kiss creates amazing rainbows
Of beauty, sunshine, and life.

I would want you to understand
That I have always loved you
Before I knew there was you
Before our eyes ever met
Before I found in you
Happiness, completeness, and passion.

If there were no tomorrow
I would tell you
That you are the greatest gift in my life
Whose love I cherish above all else
You sustain me with
Your laughter, love, and friendship
Before there was no knowing
I'd tell you I love you infinitely, without boundaries, and beyond time.

2.

Google Wallpaper

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Sat Feb 2, 2008 11:04 am (PST)












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3.

Fwd:Good Morning

Posted by: "juveriya14 -chill" juveriya5@yahoo.com   juveriya5

Sat Feb 2, 2008 11:06 am (PST)

Good Morning
I hope you

woke up this morning
with a big smile on your face ........



I hope the sun

is shining just for you
and the birds

are singing their very best songs ...

I hope your coffee is hot

and tastes just right
and the cats

are purring contentedly,

and the mailman waves a cheery hello
and there are
no bills in the mailbox .....

I hope that your day
is filled with lovely surprises
and friends

call you up just to say
HELLO

I hope you feel on top of
the world

with a spring in your step
all day ......
I hope everything goes your way .....
I hope everything is well
with your world,
a place for
everything and everything in its place ........

I hope you can enjoy all you do and
you are complimented
on the way you look
and you can laugh and talk and share
to your heart's content ...
I hope you have all you wish for yourself
and those dear to you,
and all your dreams come true ........
At the end of the day
I wish you a perfect moon

shining just for you,
a snug and cozy bed
with the softest of pillows
I hope you have a perfect end
to the perfect day
and I hope that
every day is just as wonderful
in its own way .....
I hope your day is ... Filled with love ..





Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.

Juveriya.....

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4a.

friends

Posted by: "pratmann" pratmann@yahoo.co.in   pratmann

Sat Feb 2, 2008 11:06 am (PST)

ya agree what u say do u believe also because easy to say but
difficult to act gud things look gud but tough also so friend god
bless u for your postive powers

4b.

friends

Posted by: "nayeem_mns2" nayeem_mns2@yahoo.com   nayeem_mns2

Sat Feb 2, 2008 11:08 am (PST)


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4c.

friends

Posted by: "nayeem_mns2" nayeem_mns2@yahoo.com   nayeem_mns2

Sat Feb 2, 2008 11:11 am (PST)


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4d.

friends

Posted by: "karuna sree" karunasri1986@yahoo.co.in   karunasri1986

Sat Feb 2, 2008 11:18 am (PST)

5a.

Re: Thank you Mushtalak bhai...For your great contribution at hindi

Posted by: "nick nick" nickwithlove_00@yahoo.co.in   nickwithlove_00

Sat Feb 2, 2008 11:06 am (PST)

Ya its great and we all enjoy tooooooooooo...... thanks for
archives..........

--- On Thu, 10/1/08, ganesh <ganeshkumble11@gmail.com> wrote:
From: ganesh <ganeshkumble11@gmail.com>
Subject: [Hindi_Jokes] Thank you Mushtalak bhai...For your great
contribution at hindi jokes.
To: Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com
Date: Thursday, 10 January, 2008, 12:53 PM


We are enjoying great mails from our member
Mushtalak Bhai.All mails sent by him are some thing diffrent,
uncommon,funny and informative.

Now I have start posting his great mails at

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I have added 7 mails till today.

Soon all mails sent by our Mushtalk Bhai will be available on
our this forum.

We can now view all post by Mushtalk bhai by clicking following
link.
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Thank you Mushtalak Bhai from all of hindi jokes members
for contributing your great mails.

Your Friend

Ganesh Kumble
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6.

Iss taran naa kardey pyaar tainu assin kaday,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Sat Feb 2, 2008 11:06 am (PST)

Iss taran naa kardey pyaar tainu assin kaday,

Iss taran naa kardey pyaar tainu kaday assin ,
Jay saadey dil vich koi choar Honda,
Digg_day na hanjhu saadiyan akhan chon terey layi,
Jay saadey kol taithon sivaa koi hor Honda,


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7.

sharp

Posted by: "karuna sree" karunasri1986@yahoo.co.in   karunasri1986

Sat Feb 2, 2008 11:07 am (PST)


Be a ray of light whereever u go,



think as if every thing depends on god,



work as if every thing depends on u

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8.

Please Read It...don't buy petrol on 24th Jan 2008 !!

Posted by: "Blood of Evil" bloodofevil@gmail.com   bloodofevil9

Sat Feb 2, 2008 11:08 am (PST)

*Hi everybody,

Petrol in Pakistan Rs 17 per liter *

*Malaysia** Rs 18 per liter *

*In India it's 51 per liter

Why this difference in Asia itself? World Market CRUDE Oil is not the reason
for this. It's all Gain for private owners. As we are the general public, or
Common Man as R.K.Laxman wud have said, we have to raise our voice, let's
rise thru Emails.

Forward this to all Indians who care. *

IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE DID NOT PURCHASE A DROP OF PETROL
FOR ONE DAY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, THE OIL COMPANIES WOULD CHOKE ON THEIR
STOCKPILES.

AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD HIT THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY WITH A NET LOSS OVER
4.6BILLION DOLLARS WHICH AFFECTS THE BOTTOM LINES OF THE OIL
COMPANIES.
THEREFORE "*24th JANUARY *" HAS BEEN FORMALLY DECLARED "STICK IT UP THEIR
BEHIND "DAY AND THE PEOPLE OF THIS NATION SHOULD NOT BUY A SINGLE DROP OF
PETROL THAT DAY.

THE ONLY WAY THIS CAN BE DONE IS IF YOU FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO AS MANY
PEOPLE AS YOU CAN AND AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN TO GET THE WORD OUT. WAITING ON
THE GOVERNMENT TO STEP IN AND CONTROL THE PRICES IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REDUCTION AND CONTROL IN PRICES THAT THE ARAB NATIONS
PROMISED TWO WEEKS AGO?

REMEMBER ONE THING, NOT ONLY IS THE PRICE OF PETROL GOING UP BUT
AT THE SAME TIME AIRLINES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES,
TRUCKING COMPANIES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES WHICH AFFECTS
PRICES ON EVERYTHING THAT IS SHIPPED. THINGS LIKE FOOD, CLOTHING, BUILDING
SUPPLIES MEDICAL SUPPLIES ETC. WHO PAYS IN THE END? WE DO!

WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE.IF THEY DON'T GET THE MESSAGE AFTER ONE DAY, WE
WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN. SO DO YOUR PART AND SPREAD THE WORD. FORWARD
THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. MARK YOUR CALENDARS AND MAKE 24 JANUARY A
DAY THAT THE CITIZENS SAY "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH".

We forward so many junk email to many of our friends, now let us do it for
some useful cause to cut down the price of the petrol........

REMEMBER: *JANUARY 24, 2008.... NO Petrol Day...! *

*Please "Think Of It ...............*
9.

just friends

Posted by: "brahmananda choudhury" brahmanandachoudhury@yahoo.co.in   brahmanandachoudhury

Sat Feb 2, 2008 11:08 am (PST)




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Oooo
Some people ( )
come into our lives ) /
and quickly go.. (_/

oooO
( ) Somepeople
\ ( stay a while
\_)

and leave Oooo
footprints in our ( )
hearts... ) /
(_/


oooO
( ) and we are
\ ( ~ never ~
\_) the same



"Many people will walk in and out of your life,
but only true friends will leave footprints in
your heart."

To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.

Anger is only one letter short of danger.
If someone betrays you once, it's his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it's your fault.

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.


God gives every bird its food,
But he does not throw it into its nest.

He who loses money, loses much;
He who loses a friend, loses more;
He who loses faith, loses all.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,
But beautiful old people are works of art.

Learn from the mistakes of others.
You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

The tongue weighs practically nothing,
But so few people can hold it.

Thank you for stepping into my life
and leaving your footprint in my life.


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10.

dilse

Posted by: "vinay tm" vinay_tm@yahoo.co.in   vinay_tm

Sat Feb 2, 2008 11:09 am (PST)

Unko chaha bhi tho izhaar karna na aaya,
kat gayi umar saari hume pyaar karna na aaya,
unhone maangi bhi tho kuch judai mangi,
aur hume inkaar karna bhi na aaya.

Pyaar chupta nahi aankhe chupane se,
dil rukhta nahi kisi ke samjhane se,
hum karte hai jeene ke bahane se,
knyu ki rukh jaati hai dhadkan aapko bhool jaane se.

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11.

Ham jisay dosti samajh baithey,Thaa faqt karobaar ka rishta,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Sat Feb 2, 2008 11:09 am (PST)


Ham jisay dosti samajh baithey,
Thaa faqt karobaar ka rishta,

Sab say pyaaraa hai pyaar ka rishta,
Jaan say jaan-nisaar ka rishta,
Ham say rishta hazoor woh rakhiye,
Jo galley say hai haar ka rishta,
Arzoo ney teri nibhaayaa hai,
Umar bhar intezaar ka rishta,
Jiss kee tasdeek dil bhi karta hai,
Hai vohi aitbaar ka rishta,
Gull khizaayon mein saath chhod gye,
Gull say achha thaa khaar ka rishta,
Ham jisay dosti samajh baithey,
Thaa faqt karobaar ka rishta,

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12.

pl's help

Posted by: "jayanthsindhe" jayanthsindhe@yahoo.co.in   jayanthsindhe

Sat Feb 2, 2008 11:10 am (PST)

will u tell me how to un subscribe this group pl's

13.

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Sat Feb 2, 2008 11:14 am (PST)



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14.

Meri jholi mein mohabbat kay sivaa kuchh bhi nahin,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Sat Feb 2, 2008 11:18 am (PST)

Meri jholi mein mohabbat kay sivaa kuchh bhi nahin,

Dil mein ab dard-e-muhabbat kay sivaa kuchh bhi nahin,
Zindgii meri ibaadat kay sivaa kuchh bhi nahin,
Main teri barah-gah-e-naaz mein kyaa pesh karuun,
Meri jholi mein mohabbat kay sivaa kuchh bhi nahin,
Ae Khuda mujh say na lay mere gunaahon ka hisaab,
Mere paas ashq-e-nadaamat kay sivaa kuchh bhi nahin,
Vo to mitt kar mujh ko mil hii gayi raahat varnaa,
Zindgii ranj-o-musiibat kay siva kuchh bhi nahin,

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15.

laughter

Posted by: "maruti12345" maruti12345@yahoo.co.in   maruti12345

Sat Feb 2, 2008 11:18 am (PST)

HASNO OR ENJOY LIFE WITH JOKES

16a.

*WALLPAPERS*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Sat Feb 2, 2008 11:21 am (PST)



17a.

hi

Posted by: "karuna sree" karunasri1986@yahoo.co.in   karunasri1986

Sun Feb 3, 2008 5:20 am (PST)


DON ka intazaar tho 11 Colleges ka ladkiya karti he lekin DON ka
aaana mushkil hi nahi namunkin hai, kyonki?



DON



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18.

Neeyat

Posted by: "¤¤A-K-H-I-L-E-S-H¤¤" akp.grmc@yahoo.co.in   akp.grmc

Sun Feb 3, 2008 5:20 am (PST)

Ek mandir tha
jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jate the.

Salman Khan gaya-
Salman gayab,

Aamir gaya-
Aamir gayab,

MALLIKA SHERAVAT gayi

Bhagwan Gayab!!!

19.

Tomorrow Will Never Come

Posted by: "Ankur Patel" aankkurr@gmail.com   aankkurr

Sun Feb 3, 2008 5:21 am (PST)

*Tomorrow Will Never Come*
*
When you keep saying you are busy, then you are never free.

When you keep saying you have no time, then you will never have time.

When you keep saying that you will do it tomorrow, then your tomorrow will
never come.**
*

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I'm not the best
but I'm not like the rest

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20.

Some Facts from Guinness Book of Records

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Sun Feb 3, 2008 5:23 am (PST)


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Fabulous Water Art

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Sun Feb 3, 2008 5:25 am (PST)

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22.

Memories............

Posted by: "faisal zafar" s_fzafar@yahoo.com   s_fzafar

Sun Feb 3, 2008 5:32 am (PST)














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Hun assin ikk hauka  bann kay reh gaye,Hanjhu bann kay veh  gayi  ha

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Sun Feb 3, 2008 5:32 am (PST)


Hun assin ikk hauka bann kay reh gaye,
Hanjhu bann kay veh gayi hai zindagi,

Iss kadar gam seh gayi hai zindagi,
Dard bann kay reh gayi hai zindagi,
Kujh na suniya kaafiley day shor chon,
Saara kissa keh gayi hai zindagi,
Zindgi vich iss taran aaye nay dukh,
Dukhan joggi reh gayi hai zindagi,
Zindagi nu pyaar keetaa hai bohut,
Hun mannoh hee leh gayi hai zindagi,
Kinni nede aa gayi hai maut hun,
Kinni pichhay reh gayi hai zindagi,
Hun assin ikk hauka bann kay reh gaye,
Hanjhu bann kay veh gayi hai zindagi,
Aisa laaya roag main tan ishq daa,
Rehndi rehndi reh gayi hai zindagi,

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24.

Poem Of Love Accounting

Posted by: "naseer zubair" naseerzubair@yahoo.com   naseerzubair

Sun Feb 3, 2008 5:33 am (PST)

Poem Of Love Accounting
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

In the journal paper of my heart,
I have written a journal entry.
Debiting your love and your affection.

Darling you write the narration,
Your first love, I had already adjusted
On the ledger-folio column,
Any way our relations are true assets

On double-entry system In addition,
our love is true real and tangible
You debit-what comes in,
I credit-what goes out.

Your beauty is the capital of business.
My eyes are stock in trade.
Let us enter into transaction,
You secretly give me a trade discount,
I openly give you a cash discount
And thus my partner, Our trading and
profit-loss account will show super profit

My dear let us reconcile,
all our errors and total the
trial balance of our affairs
arithmetically without maintaining
any suspense account.

In the balance sheet of our
life Our children will be our
true assets and liabilities!

If they are boys, they will be our sundry debtors
If they are girls, they will be our sundry creditors

But if we have a boy and a girl,
Our balance sheet will tally automatically!

I am The Greatest Ever

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