Saturday, February 9, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1751

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1.
Tum bhi khafa ho loog bhi burhum he From: Neha Parikh
2a.
Shadow Show ( Entertainment ) From: Varshu
3.
Fw: [Hindi_Jokes] hi From: shubham mittal
4.
HOW A CONSULTANT WORKS .... From: glassnost
5.
12 things your CV should NOT have..... Interview Tips for ALL From: Hassan Ali
6.
HEY MAN ! THEY ARE ASKING YOU !!! From: glassnost
7.
STRICTLY FOR MEN : WHAT SHALL WE DO ??? From: glassnost
8.
ROMANCING THE STONE : INDIAN STYLE !!! From: glassnost
9.
For genius only From: Ahmad Nassar
10a.
3D Brush ( Hi-Tech) From: Love is Life
11.
Heights of Dot Com Revolution...sre... From: Sreedhar Gavarasana
12a.
*PHOTO ART*_* From: TUNA
13a.
hello From: karuna sree
14.
frienship thoughts From: karuna sree
15a.
Interior Decorations . very nice From: ganeshkumble11
16.
Snake Classic From: innocent.peacock
17.
~~~ sMs :: jOke ~~~ From: ~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~
18.
Friends gives hopes From: karuna sree
19a.
friends like us From: karuna sree
19b.
friends like us From: karuna sree
19c.
friends like us From: karuna sree
20.
__Anybody know ABT HTML__ From: :::Priya Jain:::
21.
special friend From: karuna sree
22.
I Miss U So Much From: Cool Anu
23.
Say I Love YouTo Your LovedOne On Valentine Day From: f4fasil

Messages

1.

Tum bhi khafa ho loog bhi burhum he

Posted by: "Neha Parikh" me.neha1221@gmail.com   me.neha1221

Sat Feb 9, 2008 10:57 am (PST)

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* Tum bhi khafa ho loog bhi burhum he*

* teri bataain hi sunanay aa'e*

* dost bhi dil hi dokhanay aa'e*

* phool khilte hein tu hum sochtae hein*

* teray aanay ke zamaanay aa'e*

* aisi kuch chup si lagi hai jaise*

* hum tujhe haal sunanay aa'e*

* ishq tunha hai sir-e munzil-e ghum*

* kaun yeh boojH uthanay aa'e*

* ajnabi dost humein dekh keh hum*

* kuch tujhe yaad dilaanay aa'e*

* dil dharakta hai safr ke hungaam*

* kaash phir koi bulanay aa'e*

* ab tu rounay se bhi dil dukhta hai*

* shaid ab hosh thikanay aa'e*

* kya kahein phir koi busti ujri*

* laug kyooN jashun mananay aa'e*

* so raho maut ke pahloo mein Faraz*

* nind kis waqt na janay aa'e*

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2a.

Shadow Show ( Entertainment )

Posted by: "Varshu" varsha.sanyal@gmail.com   varsha.sanyal

Sat Feb 9, 2008 10:59 am (PST)

3.

Fw: [Hindi_Jokes] hi

Posted by: "shubham mittal" shubhammittal_4may@yahoo.co.in   shubhammittal_4may

Sat Feb 9, 2008 11:00 am (PST)

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4.

HOW A CONSULTANT WORKS ....

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sat Feb 9, 2008 11:01 am (PST)



GLASSNOST

5.

12 things your CV should NOT have..... Interview Tips for ALL

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" hassanrazvi786@gmail.com   hassanrazvi786

Sat Feb 9, 2008 11:02 am (PST)

12 things your CV should NOT have

*Y*our CV is your marketing brochure through which you try to sell a
commodity, ie your skills to the potential buyer ie the prospective
employer. The sole purpose of your CV is to fetch you an interview call.
Nothing more, nothing less.

However, creating a CV isn't as simple as just using flowery language and
pretty fonts. There are certain things that put recruiters off and if you
want to make a good impression, make sure you do not commit these mistakes
in what is arguably *the *most valuable document of your job hunt.

While the rules listed are well-founded, they are not carved in stone. At
times you will need to break the rules. If you want to add these things
knowingly and purposefully to your CV we advise you to do that.

The points mentioned here are not listed in the order of priority; instead
they are listed in the sequence in which they usually appear on a CV.

~ Colorful or glossy paper and flashy fonts
Your CV is a formal, official document. Keep it simple.

~ Resume or CV at the top
Many people tend to add headings to their CV. The usual are CV, Curriculum
Vitae and Resume. Do not do this.

~ Photographs until asked
Do not add your photo to the CV until you have been asked for it.
Photographs are required only for certain types of positions like models,
actors etc.

~ Usage of 'I', 'My', 'He', 'She'
Do not use these in your CV. Many candidates write, 'I worked as Team Leader
for XYZ Company' or 'He was awarded Best Employee for the year 2007'.
Instead use bullet points to list out your qualifications/ experience like:
Team leader for XYZ Company from 2006-2007.

~ Spelling mistakes and grammatical errors
Proofread your CV until you are confident that it doesn't have any spelling
mistakes or grammatical errors. These are big put-offs for the recruiters.
Moreover, sometimes these mistakes might land you in an embarrassing
situation.

A candidate who submitted his CV without proofreading it committed the
mistake of wrongly spelling 'ask' as 'ass'. Now you can imagine the type of
embarrassment he must have faced during the interview, when the interviewer
pointed it out. These mistakes tend to convey a lazy and careless attitude
to the interviewer.

~ Lies about your candidature
Do not lie about your past jobs or qualifications or anything which might
have an impact on the job. You may be able to secure a job with these lies
today but tomorrow you may lose it as well.

~ Abbreviations or jargon that is difficult to understand
People screening your resume usually belong to the HR department. If they do
not understand what the abbreviations and jargon mean, they will simply dump
your CV in the trash can. Avoid over-using such terms as far as possible.

~ Reasons for leaving last job
Leave these reasons to be discussed during the personal interview. For
example, some candidates write: Reason for leaving the last job: Made
redundant. Avoid making such statements in your CV, they add no value.
Besides, if you do get an interview call, chances are the interviewer will
address the issue.

~ Past failures or health problems
Mentioning these immediately slash your chances of getting an interview
call.

For instance, you have a gap in your employment because you started your own
business which did not do well. Some candidates might write -- Reason for
gap in employment: Started own business which failed. Do not do this type of
injustice with your job hunt at this stage of writing the CV.

~ Current or expected salary
Leave it to be discussed while negotiating the salary.

~ Irrelevant details
Leave out the details like marital status, sex, passport number, number of
kids, age of kids. These are usually irrelevant for most interviewers but at
times could be used as a basis for discrimination.

~ References
Do not include them until asked. In fact, it is not even required to mention
the line 'Reference available on request'. If the recruiter requires a
reference, he/she will ask you to bring it along for the interview.

Now that you have run through the list, take a fresh look at your CV and
prune away unnecessary details and unaffordable blunders that could have
cost you your dream job.

*The author is a contributor to Careerride.com, a website that addresses
technical and personal aspects of an IT interview.*

*Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart
because you might wake up one day and realise that you have lost a diamond
while you were too busy collecting stones." Remember this always in life.*

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6.

HEY MAN ! THEY ARE ASKING YOU !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sat Feb 9, 2008 11:02 am (PST)



GLASSNOST
7.

STRICTLY FOR MEN : WHAT SHALL WE DO ???

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sat Feb 9, 2008 11:04 am (PST)



*NOW LADY ! WHY DID YOU OPEN THIS MAIL ?
ITS OUR PROBLEM ...
ALLOW US TO SORT IT OUT PLEASE !
YOUR COMMENTS ARE NOT WELCOME .....
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GLASSNOST

8.

ROMANCING THE STONE : INDIAN STYLE !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sat Feb 9, 2008 5:56 pm (PST)



GLASSNOST

9.

For genius only

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Sat Feb 9, 2008 5:56 pm (PST)

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Only genius people can open this file.......once you succeed to open this file, you will find names of the people who have managed to open this......best of luck
How to open attached file???
There is a bus with 7 girls
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In each bag, there are 7 big cats
Each big cat has 7 little cats.
Each cat has 4 legs
Question: How many legs are present in bus
Number of legs is password to open attached file
If you will open the file, write your name on the list inside, and send this email to your friends and back to me {if u know the answer} ,to let them solve this riddle
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10a.

3D Brush ( Hi-Tech)

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Sat Feb 9, 2008 5:59 pm (PST)

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Heights of Dot Com Revolution...sre...

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Sat Feb 9, 2008 6:14 pm (PST)


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12a.

*PHOTO ART*_*

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Sat Feb 9, 2008 6:14 pm (PST)



13a.

hello

Posted by: "karuna sree" karunasri1986@yahoo.co.in   karunasri1986

Sat Feb 9, 2008 6:18 pm (PST)




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14.

frienship thoughts

Posted by: "karuna sree" karunasri1986@yahoo.co.in   karunasri1986

Sat Feb 9, 2008 6:19 pm (PST)




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Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to
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Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies



Life without you my best friend is like the sky without sun.
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Interior Decorations . very nice

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sat Feb 9, 2008 6:36 pm (PST)

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Snake Classic

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Sat Feb 9, 2008 6:36 pm (PST)

17.

~~~ sMs :: jOke ~~~

Posted by: "~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~" zzshashizz@yahoo.com   zzshashizz

Sat Feb 9, 2008 6:38 pm (PST)


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Friends gives hopes

Posted by: "karuna sree" karunasri1986@yahoo.co.in   karunasri1986

Sat Feb 9, 2008 6:38 pm (PST)

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19a.

friends like us

Posted by: "karuna sree" karunasri1986@yahoo.co.in   karunasri1986

Sat Feb 9, 2008 6:40 pm (PST)




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friends like us

Posted by: "karuna sree" karunasri1986@yahoo.co.in   karunasri1986

Sat Feb 9, 2008 6:40 pm (PST)

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friends like us

Posted by: "karuna sree" karunasri1986@yahoo.co.in   karunasri1986

Sat Feb 9, 2008 6:40 pm (PST)


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Sat Feb 9, 2008 6:40 pm (PST)




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Posted by: "karuna sree" karunasri1986@yahoo.co.in   karunasri1986

Sat Feb 9, 2008 6:40 pm (PST)

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I Miss U So Much

Posted by: "Cool Anu" coolanusanju@yahoo.com   coolanusanju

Sat Feb 9, 2008 6:46 pm (PST)

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Say I Love YouTo Your LovedOne On Valentine Day

Posted by: "f4fasil" f4fasil@yahoo.com   f4fasil

Sat Feb 9, 2008 6:46 pm (PST)


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actually do so:

What's The Reason?
Decide if you really want to say I love you, or if you have an ulterior
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An Entrapment
My love, I have tried with all my being
to grasp a form comparable to thine own,
but nothing seems worthy;

I know now why Shakespeare could not
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It would be a crime to denounce the beauty
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to simply cast away the precision
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Each facet of your being
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With you for all eternity.
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