Tuesday, February 26, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1775

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hi . i like ur mail .i want to join ur grup. From: creatingpearlz
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ALL GROUPS IN ANY WEBSITE ARE PUBLIC FORUM : CRITICISM IN CONSTRUCTI From: RAJIV CHAUDHARY
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Fw: Sardar is back? From: Sabeena
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shair o shairi From: creatingpearlz
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AND THE INDIAN OSCAR AWARD GOES TO .... From: glassnost
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MOVING CIRCLES From: rubina khilji
7a.
dilse From: vinay tm
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nice joke From: sharma_sk5
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machhar ne jo katta From: sharma_sk5
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Wishes From: ~~SHWETA~~
11a.
jokes From: AMAN RAO
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Shyayriiiiiiiiiiiiiii From: sujeet malvi
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Thanks to be my friend From: ~~SHWETA~~
14a.
Bohat dino ki baat thi ... From: Umsa
15a.
Tarasti He Meri Aankhe From: ganesh kumble
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suhagraat From: rajan.bhatia86
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Fwd: sytem error (Animated Gifs) From: ganesh kumble
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FW:   Why did big B quit KBC??? From: Rajan Malla
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piyar bara dil From: rajan.bhatia86
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salary increases-- Good one Please read From: ganesh kumble
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Math is magic From: ganesh kumble
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ek kirtan (Ganesh) From: ganesh kumble
23a.
Inspiring Quotes !! From: ganesh kumble
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Friends and Life.............. From: ganesh kumble
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Today From: ganesh kumble

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hi . i like ur mail .i want to join ur grup.

Posted by: "creatingpearlz" creatingpearlz@yahoo.com   creatingpearlz

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:34 am (PST)

hi i like ur mails please do keep in touch in future


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ALL GROUPS IN ANY WEBSITE ARE PUBLIC FORUM : CRITICISM IN CONSTRUCTI

Posted by: "RAJIV CHAUDHARY" rajiv_chaudhary_1@yahoo.com   rajiv_chaudhary_1

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:35 am (PST)

My Dear all friends,

As per my view, the groups in any website are the public forum. What ever you are strongly feeling you can express through these groups forum but for well being purpose of people i.e. for constructive purpose but should not be for destructive purpose.

After reading one's views/feelings another should not attack one personally using abusing/scholding languages. If you have something to tell on the views; you can tell in constructive way but not to lay down the person expressed his views.

Who uses abusing languages, it can be automatically ascertained what type of mentality the person is having and from what type of family back ground he is.

So, my dear friend, criticise or discuss one's views for constructive purpose but not for destructive purpose. Take care of yourself and your families and as a whole for all.

With regards.

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Fw: Sardar is back?

Posted by: "Sabeena" sana999_2000@yahoo.com   sana999_2000

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:35 am (PST)

SARDAR talking on cell.

2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.

1ST: biwi se.....

2ND: itne... pyar se....?

1ST: tumhari hai. . .

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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away

sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it &
said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.

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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.

2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.

3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.

4.Threat:When I am on tour

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sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml

now it's 1.5 ltr.

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Santa went to mysore palace.

Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair

Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!..

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Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..

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Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gay i aur mene kaha
madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai.....

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A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab �?o
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.
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American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

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When TITANIC was sinking, a Sardarji asks man, how far is LAND?
man: 2kms....
Sardarji jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?
man: DOWNWARDS.

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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta
hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.

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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we
both copied..

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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

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Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I
sent my wife with him. Gomati
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shair o shairi

Posted by: "creatingpearlz" creatingpearlz@yahoo.com   creatingpearlz

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:35 am (PST)

bina gum khushi ka pata kese chalega
Bina roye hasi ka maza kese milega
wo jo bhi karta hai wo hi janta hai
agar hum jaan gaye to use khuda kaun kahega

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gujri hoyi zindgi ko kabhi yaad na kar
takdeer me jo likha hai uski faryaad na kar
jo hoga wo hokar hi rahega
tu fiker me apni hasi barbaad na kar

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chehre ki hasi se har gam ko chupayo
boht kuch bolo par kuch na batao
khud na rotho kabhi par sab ko manao
yahi raaj hai zindagi ka bas jite hi jao
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AND THE INDIAN OSCAR AWARD GOES TO ....

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:36 am (PST)



GLASSNOST

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MOVING CIRCLES

Posted by: "rubina khilji" rubina_khilji2000@yahoo.com   rubina_khilji2000

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:37 am (PST)

MOVING CIRCLES

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7a.

dilse

Posted by: "vinay tm" vinay_tm@yahoo.co.in   vinay_tm

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:37 am (PST)

Adhuri hai dil ki mehfil aapke bina,
adhura hai har dil kash nazara aapke bina,
aankhon me nahi dil me utar kar dekho,
khamosh si hai meri dhadhkan aapke bina

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nice joke

Posted by: "sharma_sk5" sharma_sk5@yahoo.co.in   sharma_sk5

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:38 am (PST)

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.

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machhar ne jo katta

Posted by: "sharma_sk5" sharma_sk5@yahoo.co.in   sharma_sk5

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:38 am (PST)

Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha

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Wishes

Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in   shwetakapoor_05

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:38 am (PST)

. . . WISHES . . .

If I could have my wishes,
If wishes did come true;
I would wish for happiness,
And a long full life for you.
I would wish for laughter,
And fill your life with song;
Then ask for peace and joy and love,
To follow you all day long.

Then I would ask for peaceful rest,
To visit you at night;
And that your every morning,
Dawn shimmering and bright.
I would ask for nothing,
To give back to myself;
As long as you are happy,
I want for nothing else.

For just to see contentment,
On your face and know you're fine;
Would truly satisfy me,
And bring joy to this heart of mine.
If I could have my wishes,
If wishes did come true;
I'd wish for the sun, moon and stars,
And I'd give them all to you.
Shweta

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jokes

Posted by: "AMAN RAO" amanrao2007@yahoo.co.in   amanrao2007

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:39 am (PST)

plz send some gud jokes

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Shyayriiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Posted by: "sujeet malvi" sujeetmalvi@yahoo.co.in   sujeetmalvi

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:43 am (PST)


kuch faisala to ho k kidhar jana chahiye
pani ko ab to sar se guzar jana chahiye
har bar aeriyon pe gira hai mera lahu
maqtal main ab ba-tarz-e-digar jana chahiye
kya chal saknge jin ka faqat mas"la ye hai
jane se pahle rakht-e-safar jana chahiye
sara jwar-bhata mere dil main hai magar
ilzam ye bhi chand k sar jana chahiye
jab bhi gaye azab-e-dar-o-bam tha wahi
akhir ko kitni der se ghar jana chahiye
tohamat laga k man pe jo dushman se dad le
aise sukhanfarosh ko mar jana chahiye

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Thanks to be my friend

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Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:43 am (PST)

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Bohat dino ki baat thi ...

Posted by: "Umsa" umsa80@gmail.com   umsa80

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:43 am (PST)

*Hi,

**Bohat dino ki baat thi ...**

Bohat dino ki baat thi
shabab per bahar thi
fiza bhi khushgawar thi
na jaane kioun machal para main
apne ghar se chal para
kisi ne mujh ko rok ker
bari aada se
tok ker kaha
ke laut ayyee
meri qasam na jayyee
meri qasam na jayyee
magar mujhe khabar na thi
mahaul per nazar na thi
na janey kioun machal para
main apney ghar se chal para
phir shehar se main aa gaya
khayal tha ke paa gaya
usey jo mujh se durr thi
magar meri zaroor thi
phir ik haseen shaam ko
main chal para
salam ko gali ka rang dekh ker
naye tarang dekh ker
mujhe bari khushi hui
main kuch isi khushi main tha
kisi ne jhank ker kaha
paraye ghar se jayyee
meri qasam na ayyee
wohi haseen shaam hai
bahar jis ka naam hai
chala hoon ghar ko chor ker
na janey jaoon ga kidhar

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15a.

Tarasti He Meri Aankhe

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:44 am (PST)

Tarasti He Meri Aankhe

Tarasti He Meri Aankhe,

Aapke Chahre Par Hasi Dekhne K Liye....

Taraste Mere Honth,

Aapke Labo Ko Chune K Liye....

Tarasti He Meri Suni Bahe,

Aapki Baho K Liye....

Tarasti He Meri Sanse,

Aapki Sanso K Milen Ke Liye....

Taraste He Ye Badal

Hum Dono Ko Bhigone K Liye....

Tarasti He Ye Hawa,

Hamari Ruh Ko Ek Karne K Liye....

Tarasti He Meri Ye Aawaj,

Tera Naam In Vadiyon Me Gujaane K Liye....

Tarasti He Meri Jaan,

Sirf Aap Ko Paane K Liye....

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16.

suhagraat

Posted by: "rajan.bhatia86" rajan.bhatia86@yahoo.co.in   rajan.bhatia86

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:44 am (PST)

Kaisi thi woh raat kuch keh sakta nahi main
Chahoon kehna to bayan kar sakta nahi mai,

Dulhan ban ke meri jab woh bahoon main aayee thi
Sej saji thi phoolon ki,par us ne mehkai thi,

Ghunghat mein ik chand tha,aur sirf tanhai thi
Awaaz dil ke dhadak ne ki bhi,phir zor se aayee thi,

Pyar se jo maine ghunghat chand par se hataya tha
Pyar ka rang bhi utarkar,uske chehre par aya tha,

Bahoon mein le kar usko,phir laboo ki lali churai thi
Us sard raat mein saanse bhi shola ban kar takrai thi,

Tika,bindi,kangna,payal sabne shor machaya tha
Jab uske shokh badan ko maine haath lagaya tha,

Doob gaye the hum dono,us dehekti pyar ki aag mein
Tod diya tha hum ne kaliyo ko,uske pyar ke baag mein,

Kya batlaaye ab hum,woh raat kis kadar nirali thi
Hamare suhag ki woh raat,jo itni matwali thi,...................

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Fwd: sytem error (Animated Gifs)

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:44 am (PST)

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FW:   Why did big B quit KBC???

Posted by: "Rajan Malla" rajan@alico.com.np   prakriti_the_nature

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:44 am (PST)



With Santa Singh

The Story So Far...

Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used
all his lifelines except for "50-50" and "Phone a Friend"... Santa Singh
is playing the 13 th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let's see what
happens next... :-)

Amitabh Bachchan: Apka 13 th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke
saamne aapki Computer Screen par...

Santa Singh gets Tense...

Amitabh Bachchan: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan? Your options
are...

Amitabh Bachchan: To Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka? [He's quite
sure that Santa will opt for option A]

But Santa is surprisingly still confused...

Amitabh Bachchan: Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai.... 50-50
and phone a friend.. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap
hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai.
Santa Singh: I think it is A, but I'm not sure.
Amitabh Bachchan: Not sure, Hmmm... Aap kya karna chahenge?
Santa Singh: I would like to use 50-50...
Amitabh Bachchan: Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye...

Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options:

Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer
is actually right or has got some bug!. Santa Singh gets all the more
Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline...

Santa Singh: I would like to use my last life line too - Phone A
Friend...
Amitabh Bachchan: Aap kisse baat karna chahenge!?
Santa Singh: Main aapki Misej [Mrs.] Jaya Bachan Ji ko phone karna
chahoonga...

Amitabh Bachchan Faints !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan
[Thanks to AirTel :-) ]...

Santa Singh: "Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?"

receiving reply from JAYA Santa faints..

GUESS WHY????????? ??

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19.

piyar bara dil

Posted by: "rajan.bhatia86" rajan.bhatia86@yahoo.co.in   rajan.bhatia86

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:44 am (PST)

Maine dil se lahk kaha

Ke kisi ke pyar main tera itna turapna teek nahi

Dil ko samhaal ke rahk,

Yeh tere dil ka itna uhi machalna teek nahi

Dil bola majboori hai,

Kisi ki aas aubeh thak ahduri hai

Maine dil se lahk kaha,

Ke itna muth pagal ho jao tum,

Ke ek din yeh pagal chord kar chale na jayein uh

Husay gee kushi tumpar,

Rote hee reh jao ge ek din uh tum

Dil bola majboori hai

: Es dil ko aubeh tho kisi ki zarurath hai

Akele pan se darta hu main,

Eisi liye kisi ki aas bunnai behta hu main

Yeh mera pagal dil darak tha hai uh

Kisi ke liye

Maine dil se lahk kaha,

Ke tu itna pagal na bun

Vurna turaap tha rehjaye tanha

Aur ho ja tu ghoum soum

Shikiyat muth karna baad main

Ke maine tujay rohka nahi,

Aare dil agar tu toot gaiya

To mujay uh tum baad main rulana nahi

Main dil se lahk kaha

Ke tu itna nadaan nahi

Pyar samhaal ke kar

Vurna pach-thaiy ga baad main uhi

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salary increases-- Good one Please read

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:44 am (PST)

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been
promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the
Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR
Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager
his observation.The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down
saying;

Myfriend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many
days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14
days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days

Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that
I was stealing Company money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR=HIGH RISK
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21.

Math is magic

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:45 am (PST)

*Think of a number (BETWEEN 3 and 999).

Multiply it by 3.

Now add 5 to the result.

Take away the number you first thought of.

Now add 7.

Subtract 2.

Add back the number you first thought of.

Now, close your eyes .

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22.

ek kirtan (Ganesh)

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:46 am (PST)

*Ek kirtan aap sab ko bej raha hoon agar acha lage to*
*aap ke dusre friends logo ko be jarur jarur bejna ji.*

Karna Jai Shri Krishan Govind Hare Murare
Hum hain Tumare, Tum ho hamare

Radha ke Payre, Nand ke dulare
Banshi bajaye Yamuna kinare

Jai Shri Krishan Govind Hare Murare
Hum hain Tumare, Tum ho hamare

Rajbhog chhod Shaak Vidur ghar khaye
Makhan Mishri prabhu ko khoob bhaye
Teen lok ke hokar swami, Rath arujn ka chalaye

Jai Shri Krishan Govind Hare Murare
Hum hain Tumare, Tum ho hamare

Meri ankho ke tum ho tare
Iss jivan ke aap hee sahare
Naiya lagao do ab tho kinare

Jai Shri Krishan Govind Hare Murare
Hum hain Tumare, Tum ho hamare

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23a.

Inspiring Quotes !!

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

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Inspiring Quotes !!

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Friends and Life..............

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:46 am (PST)

Friends and Life..............

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*My Mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but
by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I
turned out to be! **
Tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings are sprinkled on earth each day...and
I just caught one that's so nice and true..
And it's you!** *
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Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your
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25a.

Today

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