Thursday, February 7, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1748

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Messages

1.

: 2 Headed Turtle - Natural History Museum in Geneva

Posted by: "black rose" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Thu Feb 7, 2008 2:49 am (PST)

2a.

Good Morning

Posted by: "basant kumar" basant_boob147@yahoo.co.in   basant_boob147

Thu Feb 7, 2008 2:50 am (PST)

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii Friendsssssssssssssss


Birth is like a dot.
Life is like a line.

Love is like a triangle.

but

friendship is like a circle,

because circles don't have an end

Basant

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3.

Two lawyers

Posted by: "black rose" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Thu Feb 7, 2008 2:50 am (PST)

Two lawyers
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Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared
everything, including their hot-blooded secretary.

One day the secretary announced she was pregnant.
<http://funlok.com/content/view/4293/33/>

They told her not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical
costs and would act as co-fathers when the child was born and provide all
expenses thereafter.

The day of delivery arrived. <http://funlok.com/content/view/4293/33/>

Both the lawyers were at the hospital pacing the floor in the waiting room.
<http://funlok.com/content/view/4293/33/>

Finally one of them said, "I can't take this, I'm going down to sit in my
car and wait there. Please come down and tell me as soon as the child is
born!"

The partner agreed to do that. About an hour later the partner approached
the car with a very grave look on his face.

"What happened?" asked the waiting car occupant.

The other partner announced, "They were twins and mine
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Few More Jokes 4U : (1) Elephant
<http://funlok.com/content/view/4910/33/>(2) Car
operating system <http://funlok.com/content/view/4917/33/> (3) A few Good
Jokes <http://funlok.com/content/view/4915/33/> (4) Banta Singh Letter To
Bill Gates <http://funlok.com/content/view/4958/33/>

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4.

Mom's Old Fashioned Rocking Chair

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Thu Feb 7, 2008 2:51 am (PST)

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*Mom's Old Fashioned Rocking Chair

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By the window in the family room
Sat an old fashioned rocking chair,
Mom like to sit in it and look outside
So she could see about everywhere.

Here she rocked her babies
And hummed a little tune,
She rocked and read them stories
And pointed out the moon.

Worn and broken many times
In much need of repair
Dad would put it together again
Mom's Old fashioned rocking chair.

Years and events have passed
Life and time has moved on,
The children have married
And have families of their own.

Today,Mom and Dad's life is different
Together a new one they have found
Although sometimes it's difficult
Slower for them to get around.

Now outside on the porch
Is mom's old fashioned chair,
The seat is faded, so ragged and worn
But that doesn't matter, she doesn't care
She still loves that told fashioned rocking chair

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Love While You Live
Realize things before its too late.
Have lots of friends before you are alone.
Accept things rather than deny them.
Love people before you loose them.

Life comes just once.
Love it while you live it

I am only one, but still I am one,
I cannot do everything,
but still I can do something,
I will not refuse to do the something that I can do
5.

Human chain fall ( Funny AD )

Posted by: "black rose" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Thu Feb 7, 2008 2:51 am (PST)

6a.

*WALLPAPERS*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Thu Feb 7, 2008 2:59 am (PST)



7.

(no subject)

Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in   shwetakapoor_05

Thu Feb 7, 2008 3:50 am (PST)

Who am I?
I had bolted my door
From within and without
I had shut myself in…
Yet You have entered my Temple
As if growing from within

How soft is Your touch
How silent Your footsteps
How haunting Your presence within
Melting me like a candle stick
I dissolve, I merge in You.

Tell me beloved one, who am I?

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8.

BLACK MAGIC IS REAL ...........

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Feb 7, 2008 3:51 am (PST)



GLASSNOST

9.

THE ART OF PASSING COMMENTS !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Feb 7, 2008 3:52 am (PST)



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10.

DESIGNER FOOTWEAR OF VISWANATHAN ANAND

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Feb 7, 2008 3:53 am (PST)



GLASSNOST

11.

HOW TO REPAY DEBTS : ASK RUDI KOERTZEN

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Feb 7, 2008 3:53 am (PST)



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12.

RISK OF HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR SECRETARY

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Feb 7, 2008 3:55 am (PST)



GLASSNOST

13.

INDIA PREPARES FOR WAR !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Feb 7, 2008 3:56 am (PST)



GLASSNOST

14.

NO MORE UNSOLICITED CALLS : GOOD NEWS

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Feb 7, 2008 4:03 am (PST)



GLASSNOST
15.

SLEEPING GRANDMAS PLEASE AWAKE !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Feb 7, 2008 4:03 am (PST)


GLASSNOST

16.

REVENGE OF THE RATS  : BEWARE !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Feb 7, 2008 4:05 am (PST)



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17.

FOR A CHANGE LET'S KISS IN PUBLIC !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Feb 7, 2008 4:07 am (PST)



GLASSNOST

18.

A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Feb 7, 2008 4:11 am (PST)



GLASSNOST

19.

Ghadi   dou   ghadi   saath   day   kay   kivein, Saanu  ummraan  de

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Thu Feb 7, 2008 4:15 am (PST)


Ghadi dou ghadi saath day kay kivein,
Saanu ummraan dee kaisee sazaa day gaye,

Oh pyaar dee aisee davaa day gaye,
Kay umraan dee dekho sazaa day gaye,
Main chetann vee haan tay behosh vee han,
oh khabray eh kaisaa nashaa day gaye,
Naa mareyaan baney tay naa jeena sarey,
Mohabbat daa keha silaa day gaye,
Kissay vee ghadi chain mildaa nahi,
Oh chhooh kay kehaa aasraa day gaye,
Ghadi dou ghadi saath day kay kivein,
Saanu ummraan dee kaisee sazaa day gaye,
Merey sahmnay see tan manzil khadi,
Kadam aapnay hee yaaro dagaa day gaye,

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