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1.: Funny Elephant questions

Posted by: "naseer zubair" naseerzubair@yahoo.com naseerzubair

Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:33 am (PST)

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Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.

Q: Why is an elephant big, Grey, and wrinkly?
A:Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.

Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: Because it fell asleep.

Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was glued to the first one.

Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was a copy cat.

Q: Why did the fourth elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It thought this was all a game.

Q: And why did the tree fall down?
A: It thought it was an elephant.

Q: What does an elephant and a blueberry have in common?
A: They're both blue, except for the elephant.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw 1,000 elephants coming over the hill?
A: Look, there's 1,000 elephants coming over the hill.

Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.

Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

Q: How do you shoot a green elephant?
A: Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A:
First you bake a cake, and put 3 raisins on top, then you take it out
in the jungle where the pink elephant will find it, and you wait.
Eventually the elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the raisins
and throws the cake away. Then you go home and bake another cake and
put 2 raisins on top, take it out in the jungle where the elephant will
find it. The elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the 2 raisins
and throws the cake away. You go home and bake another cake and put
only one raisin on it. Then you trek back into the jungle and put the
cake where the pink elephant will find it. The elephant comes along
eats the raisin, and throws that cake away. Now you go home and bake
another cake, but (here's the sneaky part) you don't put any raisins on
it. You take it out into the jungle where the elephant will find it and
lie in wait. The pink elephant comes along and finds the cake, he gets
SO mad that there aren't any raisins on it, he turns red, then you jump
on him, strangle him until he turns blue......and you shoot him with a
BLUE ELEPHANT GUN!!!

Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
A: Aw, come on, have you ever seen a yellow elephant !?!

Q: Why do elephants have red eyes?
A: So they can hide themselves better in cherry trees.

Q: Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
A: No? See how well the trick with the red eyes works?

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new fence.

Q: Where does an 8 ton elephant sit?
A: Any damn place where he pleases!

Q: Why is an elephant covered in wrinkles?
A: Ever try to iron one?

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2.: Doori

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Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:33 am (PST)

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3a.: Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain...(Something Intresting)

Posted by: "sH��В�NK��В�R Aduuuu" adaviyar@hotmail.com

Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:34 am (PST)

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Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain..

Kabhi Hamain Dekh Kar Muskurati Hain Aur Kabhi Nakhray Deekhati HainAakhir Larkiyan Kia Chahti Hain Tammam Kaam Larkon Say Nikalwati HainAur Phir Moon Phair Kar Chali Jati Hain Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain Hamain Muskura Kar Ghar Bulati HainAur Phir Apnay Bhaioon Say Pitwati HainAakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain Mood Hoota Hay To Baat Karti HainWarna Youn Hi Chali Jati HainAakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain Apni Haar Say Hamain Tarpati Hain Aur Dil Dharka Kar Chali Jati Hain Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain Apnay Shohroon Ko Kabze Main Kar KaySaasoon Ko Rulati Hain Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain Apnay Shohroon Say Ghar Kay Kaam Karwati HainAur Khud Aaram Farmati HainAakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain Aakhir Yeh Larkian Hamain Kyun Hain PasandKyun Kay Sawan Ki Tarah Aati Hain Aur Chali Jatee Hain Aur Kuch Dil Main Reh Jati HainShayad Larkian Yehi Chati Hain ..!Or Ye Kia Chahti Hai ...... ????????

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4.: Hi Good Afternoon

Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in shwetakapoor_05

Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:34 am (PST)

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5.: HIE GUD GUD MORRRR NIIING.... DEAR

Posted by: "sH��В�NK��В�R Aduuuu" adaviyar@hotmail.com

Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:35 am (PST)

YOU ARE SPECIAL

Forward to all your friends, including me. And don't tell me you're too busy for this. Don't you know the phrase "stop and smell the flowers"? See how many "bouquets" you end up with!

Happiness keeps You Sweet,

Trials keep You Strong,

Sorrows keep You Human,

Failures keeps You Humble,

Success keeps You Glowing,

But Only God keeps You Going!

You are so special!

"Today is world's online buddy day. Send this to your online friends even me if I'm one of them

And see how many you get today"

When we come to the edge of the light we know, and are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, of this we can be sure .. either God will provide something solid to stand on or ... .. we will be taught to fly.

10 Roses for You.

You are receiving these roses because you are a special person! Each rose symbolizes a special wish from me to you.

One Rose for Long Friendship

One Rose for Unconditional Love

One Rose For Financial Wealth

One for Everlasting Happiness

One for Success

One for Knowledge

One for Beauty, inner and outer

One for Family

One for Honesty

And the last one for a long and healthly life

For every friend you send these roses to, your wish will come

one month sooner

This is a friend test. Send this to as many friends as you

possibly can especially the person that sent to you and if you get it

back, you truly will know who your friends are.

You have 30 seconds start.

Have a nice Day!

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6.: Zindagi main kuch lamhe khas ban gaye

Posted by: "Priyanka Siddhapara" dollie_star20@yahoo.com dollie_star20

Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:35 am (PST)

Zindagi main kuch lamhe khas ban gaye,
mile to mulaquat ban gaye,
bichde to yaad ban gaye,
aur jo dil se na gaye wo aap ban gaye.

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7.: Just for today

Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in shwetakapoor_05

Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:37 am (PST)

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8a.: Once in life time

Posted by: "sH��В�NK��В�R Aduuuu" adaviyar@hotmail.com

Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:40 am (PST)

Once in a lifetime...You are born into a world of hopes and dreams Your mind is pure and innocence runs freeOnce in a lifetime...You grow and mature and remember thoughts of yesterdayWhich set your destiny and make you the person you are todayBe proud of who you are and don't be afraid of change Life is a game of chance, so play to win Once in a lifetime...A person touches your heart and reaches within your soulYou'll treasure that forever and never let it goOnce in a life time...You will grow oldYou will look back at your life with fond memories and smileRemembering the glorious times you've spentWith those you loved the most Once in a lifetime you are bornBorn into a world of hopes and dreams Treasure your life as well as others around youFor only Once In A LifetimeYou are born into this world

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9.: Fwd: FW: Wacky Defnitions!!! Good One....... Hi Hi Hi...........!

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Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:40 am (PST)

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10.: Eye Exercise

Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in shwetakapoor_05

Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:42 am (PST)

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12.: I MISSING U

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Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:44 am (PST)

HI I M ROCKY I LIKE UR SHAYRIES PLZ SEND ME MORE LOVEFUL SHAYRIES

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13.: Beautiful Heart touching Inspirational Quotes Wallpapers part-1 New

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14.: Hi ................

Posted by: "sumithra sumi" ananth_sumithra@yahoo.co.in ananth_sumithra

Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:46 am (PST)

Hi
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15.: SAD SHAYRI

Posted by: "noor shaikh" noor_shaikh1@yahoo.co.in noor_shaikh1

Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:49 am (PST)

Dear

Kya mai aap ka naam jan sakta hu

agar aapke pass kuch ache se sad shayri ho to please mere mail ID pe send karo mera id hai
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mai wait kar raha hu aap ka reply ka

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16.: 10 ways to stop all those irritating calls... Must read too good

Posted by: "naseer zubair" naseerzubair@yahoo.com naseerzubair

Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:53 am (PST)

10 ways to stop all those irritating calls... Must read too good

1. After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you.

2.
Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her if
he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her
back.

3. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

4.
Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put
them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure.
Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.

5. Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the phone to your five year old child.

6. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up...louder. ..louder. ..louder!

7. Tell them to speak very slowly because you want to write every word down.

8.
If they start out with, "How are you today?", say "I'm so glad you
asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these
problems.... ........"

9.Cry out in surprise,
"Helen, is that you? I've been hoping you'd call! How is the family?"
When they insist they are not Helen, tell them to stop joking. This
works especially well if the telemarketer is really MALE.

10.Tell the HSBC call center guy to call on your office number. - and give him the ICICI call center number.

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17.: ping pong ball

Posted by: "sHДNKДR Aduuuu" adaviyar@hotmail.com

Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:56 am (PST)

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-- One man got a child ..... .... .... ..... .... .... 1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you? .... .... ..... .... child said ping pong ball .... .... .... .... 2'nd b'day- father- what gift you want? son - ping pong ball .... .... ..... .... 3rd b'day father- what gift you want? son - ping pong ball .... .... ..... ..... 4th bday father- what gift you want? son - ping pong ball .... .... ..... ..... .... .... 5th bday father- what gift you want? son - ping pong ball .... ..... .... .... .... .... .... .... 6thb'day father- what gift you want? son - ping pong ball .... .... ..... .... ..... .... ..... .... ........................................................................... ........ .................................. 24th bday father- what gift you want? son - ping pong ball .... ..... .... .... ..... .... he got married wife-what do u want? husband-ping pong ball .... .... .... ..... 25th bday wife - what gift you want? husband-ping pong ball .... .... ..... .... ..... .... .... .... 26th bday wife - what gift you want? husband-ping pong ball .... .... ..... .... .... 27th bday wife - what gift you want? husband-ping pong ball .... .... ..... .... .... ..... ........................................................................... ........ ........................................................................ his kids become 15 yrs old .... .... ..... .... 40th bday kids- father what gift you want? father - ping pong ball .... .... ...... .... .... 41st b'day kids- father what gift you want? father - ping pong ball .... .... .... ..... .... .... 42nd bday kids- father what gift you want? father - ping pong ball .... .... ..... .... ..... ........................................................................... ........ ........................................................................... ....... 79th b'day kids- father what gift you want? father - ping pong ball .... .... ..... .... ........................................................................... ........ .................................................................. time for his death all ppl from whom he took ping pong ball (like his wife,kids and all others) Came to him and asked Why did you ask for ping pong ball all the time ? .... .... ..... he said give me a ping pong ball then I will tell you .. ..... ..... ..... then those ppl gave him a ping pong ball .... ...... ..... .... .... he said when I will be extremely near to death then I will tell .... .... ..... .... .... ..... .... ..... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... last time he is about to die everyone reached him and asked tell us why did you ask for ping pong ball always? he said. ..... .... ..... .... ..... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... ..... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... I need a ping pong ball on my every b'day because .... ..... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... ..... .... ..... .... .... ..... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... and he died L what a tragedy! what a tragedy!!!
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18.: hi friends good morning

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Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:59 am (PST)

Good Morning....
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19.: ~~~ photO art ~~~

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21.: Fwd: GOD is always GREAT!!!

Posted by: "Mallikarjun Udgiri" rajeshmaster_001@yahoo.co.in rajeshmaster_001

Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:38 am (PST)

Hi friends
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22a.: Life Without You?????

Posted by: "sHДNKДR Aduuuu" adaviyar@hotmail.com

Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:39 am (PST)

Never break four thing in u r life
Trust, Promise, Relation & Heart
Bcoz when they Break they dont make noice
but, pains a lot
U open ur mail...U find my mail!
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What is Life Without You?

You made me cry, because we are apart..You left me in tears, you��⒠��ve entered my heart..It wasn't your fault, I guess it was mine..For love can't be forced,neither our mind.I've tried more than once, to get over you..But you make it so hard, with cute things you do..I thought love was a good feeling,but I've got nothing to gain.just sorrows and tearsand a li'l more pain..The day the pain started, reality came too.It was the day I realized .....What is Life Without You?...

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23.: Made By ' GOD '

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24a.: AAP SAB KI NAZAR

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Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:43 am (PST)

PALKEN KISSI SOORAT BHI BHIGONE NAHIN DETA

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ES BAAR BHI KHILOON GA KOI AAS NAHIN HEI

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25.: Roti kamal nishan kyu hame yad nahi?

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Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:43 am (PST)

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