Sunday, February 3, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1738

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1.
ALCOHOL GETS TO THE BRAIN WITHIN 5 MINUTES .... From: glassnost
2a.
hindi jokes From: rajoctober1961
3.
Ashq bann kay main nigaahon mein teri aaoongaa, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
4.
Jaan lai lavegaa haye ho sharmauna tuhaadaa, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
5.
MEET THE TERMINATORS ........ From: glassnost
6.
No Ear From: naseer zubair
7.
The Hell.... From: Shiv@nsh
8.
send me jokes, images, and more From: Urmysweet Frndsahar
9.
Beautiful Art from ShinyBinary From: Shiv@nsh
10.
send me nice emails From: Urmysweet Frndsahar
11.
Intelligent ? From: noorain k
12a.
*WALLPAPERS*_* From: TUNA
13.
HAMDARD BANN KAR AAYE THAY KANTAY CHUBHO GAYE, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
14.
Things We Can Learn From A Dog... From: ~*~R A K E S H~*~
15.
"The Difference between Dogs and Men"" From: ~*~R A K E S H~*~
16.
HERE'S SOME REAL HORSE SENSE ......... From: glassnost
17.
~Friendship is For Ever~ From: SunShine
18.
Tumhe dekha tou jaana,jalwa kya hai aur khuda kya hai, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
19.
Gaal    ditti     zindagi     hai   bhatak    kay   uss   day   layi From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
20.
TOP IT COMPANIES ARE LOOKING FOR JOBS ...... From: glassnost
21.
Ohna daa chup  rehna   vee badaa kujh  keh gayaa  aakhir, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
22a.
FRIENDSHIP From: UMSA
23.
Mujhay Mile Nafratain Us Ki Zindagi Main Pyaar Rahe...... From: UMSA
24.
Best Street Soccer ( Cool ) From: bhola ram
25.
You can do it From: noorain k

Messages

1.

ALCOHOL GETS TO THE BRAIN WITHIN 5 MINUTES ....

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:36 am (PST)



GLASSNOST

Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
2a.

hindi jokes

Posted by: "rajoctober1961" rajoctober1961@yahoo.co.in   rajoctober1961

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:37 am (PST)

please send me jokes with humour

Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (3)
3.

Ashq bann kay main nigaahon mein teri aaoongaa,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:38 am (PST)


Ashq bann kay main nigaahon mein teri aaoongaa,

Abb kahan dost milein saath nibhaaney vaaley,
Sab nay seekhay hain abb adaab zamaaney vaaley,
Dil jalao ya diye aankhon kay darvaazey par,
Waqt say pehlay tou aatey nhi aaney vaaley,
Ashq bann kay main nigaahon mein teri aaoongaa,
Ai mujhay apni nigaahon say giraaney vaaley,
Waqt badla tou uthaatey hain abb ungli mujh par,
Kall talaq haq mein merey haath utthaaney vaaley,
Waqt har zakham ka marham tou nhi bann sakta,
Dard kuchh hotay hain ta-umar rulaaney vaaley,


Adaab ............manner,method,ways
Ashq ................tears
Ta-umar....................whole life


---------------------------------
Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.
Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
4.

Jaan lai lavegaa haye ho sharmauna tuhaadaa,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:38 am (PST)

Jaan lai lavegaa haaye ho sharmauna tuhaadaa,

Kol baith kay holi jehi muskurauna tuhaadaa,
Jaan lai lavegaa haaye ho sharmauna tuhaadaa,
Bass kyamat hee dhaa devegaa kadey,
Apnay bullan nu dandaa ch eon dabauna tuhaadaa,
Tuhaadi eh khwahish kay assin manaayiye tuhaanu,
Iss layi injh hee saadey naal russ jaanaa tuhaadaa,
Sochda han kidhray maayoos hee na kar devay,
Oh har pall hee mainu tadphaunaa tuhaadaa,
Zindagi ton hee na duur kar devay mainu kaday,
Meray dil nu har waqt injh dukhaunaa tuhaadaa,
dandaa....teeth


mail compiled by,
jass_cancerian

---------------------------------
Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search.
Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
5.

MEET THE TERMINATORS ........

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:39 am (PST)



GLASSNOST

Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
6.

No Ear

Posted by: "naseer zubair" naseerzubair@yahoo.com   naseerzubair

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:41 am (PST)

No Ears

A guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

2nd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do,
don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right
out."

3rd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."

The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"

3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Alone Soul~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Unlimited freedom, unlimited storage. Get it now, on http://help.yahoo.com/l/in/yahoo/mail/yahoomail/tools/tools-08.html/
Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
7.

The Hell....

Posted by: "Shiv@nsh" shivansh9@gmail.com   shivansh9

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:42 am (PST)


Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
8.

send me jokes, images, and more

Posted by: "Urmysweet Frndsahar" urmysweetfrndsahar@yahoo.co.in   urmysweetfrndsahar

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:42 am (PST)

heello send lot of emails and more funny emails ffor me



thanks

---------------------------------
Now you can chat without downloading messenger. Click here to know how.
Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
9.

Beautiful Art from ShinyBinary

Posted by: "Shiv@nsh" shivansh9@gmail.com   shivansh9

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:43 am (PST)


Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
10.

send me nice emails

Posted by: "Urmysweet Frndsahar" urmysweetfrndsahar@yahoo.co.in   urmysweetfrndsahar

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:43 am (PST)

hello dear,,


keep countinue ur send emails for me uuu


thansk for joining me for ur group


thanks




---------------------------------
Get the freedom to save as many mails as you wish. Click here to know how.
Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
11.

Intelligent ?

Posted by: "noorain k" nrn_cutie@yahoo.co.in   nrn_cutie

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:47 am (PST)

Intelligent ?


A Proof of which Gender is Intelligent An English professor wrote the words:

" A woman without her man is nothing"

On the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly..

All of the males in the class wrote : "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote : "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is powerful!!

---------------------------------
Save all your chat conversations. Find them online.
Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
12a.

*WALLPAPERS*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:49 am (PST)



Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (12)
13.

HAMDARD BANN KAR AAYE THAY KANTAY CHUBHO GAYE,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:49 am (PST)

HAMDARD BANN KAR AAYE THAY KANTAY CHUBHO GAYE............................,

KHUSHIYON KI AARZO MAIN MUQADDAR BHI SOU GAYE,

AANDHI CHALI KUCHH AISEE KAY APPNAY BHI KHO GAYE,

KIA KHOOBA THAA TUMHAARAA YEH ANDAAZ DOSTO,

HAMDARD BANN KAR AAYE THAY KANTAY CHUBHO GAYE,

MAIL COMPILED BY,
JASS_CANCERIAN

---------------------------------
Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.
Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
14.

Things We Can Learn From A Dog...

Posted by: "~*~R A K E S H~*~" aloner0705@yahoo.com   aloner0705

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:50 am (PST)

Things We Can Learn From A Dog...




Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

Take naps and stretch before rising.

Run, romp and play daily.

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.

Be loyal.

Never pretend to be something you're not.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent,

sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.

When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and

pout...run right back and make friends.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.





---------------------------------
Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search.
Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
15.

"The Difference between Dogs and Men""

Posted by: "~*~R A K E S H~*~" aloner0705@yahoo.com   aloner0705

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:50 am (PST)

€ ¦'³The Difference between Dogs and Men€ ¦'´'´




1. Dogs don't have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you are gone.

3. You can train a dog.

4. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

5. Dogs understand what "NO" means.

6. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

7. When dogs play "fetch", they don't laugh at how you throw.

8. Dogs are color blind.

9. Dogs understand if some of their friends aren't allowed to come inside.





---------------------------------
Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.
Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
16.

HERE'S SOME REAL HORSE SENSE .........

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:52 am (PST)



GLASSNOST

Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
17.

~Friendship is For Ever~

Posted by: "SunShine" thestyleboy009@yahoo.com   thestyleboy009

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:53 am (PST)

FRIENDSHIP IS FOR EVER










---------------------------------
Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search.
Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
18.

Tumhe dekha tou jaana,jalwa kya hai aur khuda kya hai,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:53 am (PST)

Tumhe dekha tou jaana,jalwa kya hai aur khuda kya hai,

Tumhaari ankhon mein dekh kar jaana hya kya hai,
Huee jab dosti tum say tou hum samjhey waffa kya hai,
Zamaney bhar say sunder ho zamaney bhar say achhi ho,
Tumhe achha kahoon jo main, bhala iss mein bura kya hai,
Sunaa thaa ikk khuda hai per na aaya voh nazar ham ko,
Tumhe dekha tou jaana,jalwa kya hai aur khuda kya hai,
Jo roothey tum tou hum samjhey kay hum say zindagi roothi,
Manaya tum ko tou jaana hum ney ,mananey mein maza kya hai,

mail compiled by,
jass_cancerian


---------------------------------
Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search.
Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
19.

Gaal    ditti     zindagi     hai   bhatak    kay   uss   day   layi

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:53 am (PST)

Gaal ditti zindagi hai bhatak kay uss...,

Bhatkday rehna jadon ton saadi kismat ho gayi,
Saanu apni be-basi day naal ulfat ho gayi,
Kiss taran hun phull khid-dan tay kiss taran aaye bahaar,
Saanu miliyan os nu kinni hee muddat ho gayi,
Gaal ditti zindagi hai bhatak kay uss day layi,
Saanu apnay naal hun taahin nafrat ho gayi,
Zakham pairan day assin tan dekhno hee hatt gaye,
Kandiya tay turan dee hai hun aadat ho gayi,

mail compiled by,
jass_cancerian

---------------------------------
Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage.
Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
20.

TOP IT COMPANIES ARE LOOKING FOR JOBS ......

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:54 am (PST)



GLASSNOST

Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
21.

Ohna daa chup  rehna   vee badaa kujh  keh gayaa  aakhir,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:54 am (PST)

Ohna daa chup rehna vee badaa kujh keh gayaa aakhir...............,

Kissay chaara tan kee karma see,meray dubb rahe dil daa,
Harek bandaa sagon katil nu day kay sheh gaya aakhir,
Sudhaaran vaastay ,iss ghar dee haalat jo koi aayaa,
Ohi be-kirk ho kay ghar ujaadan deh gaya aakhir,
Zaroori nahi, oh sabh kujh,hee moohon bol kay kehnday,
Ohna daa chup rehna vee badaa kujh keh gayaa aakhir,
Kissay vich taab kithay see,kay aundaa sahmnay teray,
Tera oh katilana vaar main hee seh gaya aakhir,

mail compiled by,
jass-cancerian

---------------------------------
Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now.
Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
22a.

FRIENDSHIP

Posted by: "UMSA" umsa80@gmail.com   umsa80

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:54 am (PST)

A FRIEND is a tissue when you can't stop crying
A FRIEND is a shoulder when you feel like dying
A FRIEND always listens when you have something to say
A FRIEND is a week when you just need a day
A FRIEND is a crutch when you have a broken heart
A FRIEND is some glue when everything falls apart
A FRIEND is a sun when the rain just won't stop
A FRIEND is your mom when you run into a cop
A FRIEND is a phone call when you can't leave your home
A FRIEND is a hand when you feel all alone
A FRIEND is a wing if you want to fly
A FRIEND understands without knowing why
A FRIEND is an ear for a secret to tell
A FRIEND is an aspirin when your head hurts like hell
A FRIEND is a love that can never let go

Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (5)
23.

Mujhay Mile Nafratain Us Ki Zindagi Main Pyaar Rahe......

Posted by: "UMSA" umsa80@gmail.com   umsa80

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:54 am (PST)

Mujhay Mile Nafratain Us Ki Zindagi Main Pyaar Rahe......
Khizaan Rahe Dour Us Ki Hayaat Main Bahar Rahe......
Us K Hontoon Ki Ye Muskaan Or Ankhoon Ki Ye Chamak......
Us Ki Zulfoon Ki Kaali Ghataa Yun Hi Barqarar Rahe......
Us Ki Muskuratay Hi Baaghoon Main Phool Khil Jayeen......
Yaani Har Kali Ko Us K Tabassum Ka Intezaar Rahe......
Phool Hoon Us Ka Naseeb Wo Jahan Bhi Kadam Barhayee......
Or Dour Is Ki Zindagi Se Sada Khaar Rahe......
Dil Mangta Hai Fakat Khuda Se Ek Hi Duaa......
Khushiyuun Par Is Ka Hamesha Ikhtiyaar Rahe...

Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
24.

Best Street Soccer ( Cool )

Posted by: "bhola ram" desi.bomb@gmail.com   desi.bomb

Sun Feb 3, 2008 6:57 am (PST)

Best Street Soccer

Read Sports Information? Click here <http://e-articles.org/sports/>
**
Click here to join this group <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/>
<http://www.funzu.com/content/view/2792/31/>
*Click here to play video * <http://www.funzu.com/content/view/2792/31/>

PC tip 4u : Disable Hibernation & Delete the Hibernation
File<http://pcpandit.com/content/view/165/1/>

Love cool mails? Click here to join this
group<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/>

Recent Topics On Funlok <http://feeds.feedburner.com/funlok100/>
Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
25.

You can do it

Posted by: "noorain k" nrn_cutie@yahoo.co.in   nrn_cutie

Sun Feb 3, 2008 7:03 am (PST)

Sending this not for the silly message, but for the brilliant colors, and pictures.

M.

Ps:Not the roses, nor the lion - pretty pedestrian, but the other two.


Not Every Tree can Stand Thirst

But the Cactus Did it.


---------------------------------

Not Every Animal can Represent a Nation

But the Lion Did it.



---------------------------------


Not Every Flower Can Represent Love

But Roses Did it.



---------------------------------


Not Every Monkey Can Read E-Mails

But You Did it !!!!! Congrats!!
PASS THIS ON TO THE NEXT MONKEY AND DON'T BREAK THE CHAIN

---------------------------------
5, 50, 500, 5000 - Store N number of mails in your inbox. Click here.
Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
Recent Activity
Visit Your Group
Y! Entertainment

World of Star Wars

Rediscover the force.

Explore now.

How-To Zone

on Yahoo! Groups

Discuss home and

garden projects.

Find helpful tips

for Moderators

on the Yahoo!

Groups team blog.

Need to Reply?

Click one of the "Reply" links to respond to a specific message in the Daily Digest.

Create New Topic | Visit Your Group on the Web
Hindi Jokes Group
To Get Hindi Jokes funny sms shayries
pictures Funny Movies.

Dont Miss Ganesh Kumble's online hindi forum and groups
http://hindijokes.informe.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/selectedmails

Cooking and recipies
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/goodcooking

Posted by at

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)