Monday, February 4, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1740

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1.
WHO'S EYES ARE THESE ???? From: glassnost
2.
Top seven worst parents....... From: Butterfly
3.
Main tab jaanuu mere dil sey chale jaao judaa hokar, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
4.
Mainu     oh      ajj     injh     vekhay     jis      taran      na From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
5a.
Funny From: Jex
6.
~~~ cOmic strps ~~~ From: ~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~
7.
__Hi Sweetu__ From: :::Priya Jain:::
8.
My Wish For You From: Meenu Seth
9.
DINNER IN SKY ..WOW From: Butterfly
10.
good morning India From: ~~SHWETA~~
11.
YOU'RE A LUCKY WINNER OF A MILLION DOLLARS !!! From: glassnost
12.
G o o d    M o r n i n g !!! From: FunnyForward
13.
The most unusual small arms From: Shiv@nsh
14.
Next Gen Car ( Funny Gif ) From: black rose
15.
Amazing Bridges ( Photo Shop ) From: Shiv@nsh
16a.
Re: hindi jokes From: abdulassalam
17.
Mysterious Places - Wonderous New Land ( PhotoShop ) From: Shiv@nsh
18.
Is your daddy home? From: noorain k
19.
All I see is you. From: naseer zubair
20.
SOME PARENTS ARE REAL DUMB ......... From: glassnost
21.
Aaj Ka Gyan !!! From: Butterfly Glasswing
22.
Cold Winter - Joke From: Just Smith
23a.
Strange Knotss....! From: ganeshkumble11
24.
JOKE From: SURESH
25a.
This is how a Software Engineers jump from company to company!!! From: ganeshkumble11

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1.

WHO'S EYES ARE THESE ????

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Mon Feb 4, 2008 9:40 am (PST)



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*THINK..... USE YOUR BRAINS BEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN

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IF YOU THOUGHT ITS MOTHER TERESA
YOU GOT YOUR BRAINS IN THE WRONG PLACE

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FOR HE IS NONE OTHER THAN

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2.

Top seven worst parents.......

Posted by: "Butterfly" butterfly2401@gmail.com

Mon Feb 4, 2008 9:43 am (PST)

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Main tab jaanuu mere dil sey chale jaao judaa hokar,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Mon Feb 4, 2008 9:43 am (PST)

Main tab jaanuu mere dil sey chale jaao judaa hokar,

Yeh kyaa jaaney mein jaanaa hai, jaatey ho Khafaa hokar,
Main tab jaanuu mere dil say chaley jao judaa hokar,
Qayaamat tak udegii dil say uth-kar khaak aankhon tak,
Isii raaste gayaa hai hasraton kaa kaafilaa hokar,
Tumhiin ab dard-e-dil kay naam say ghabaraaye jaate ho,
Tumhiin tou dil mein shaayad aaye thay dard-e-aashiyaan hokar
Yuun hii hamdam ghadii bhar ko milaa kartey tou behtar thaa,
Kay dono vaqt jaisey roz miltey hain judaa hokar,

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Mainu     oh      ajj     injh     vekhay     jis      taran      na

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Mon Feb 4, 2008 9:43 am (PST)

Mainu oh ajj injh vekhay jis taran nahin jaan-di,

Manzilan daa fasila tai kar kay aaya jis layi,
Mainu oh ajj injh vekhay jis taran nahin jaan-di,
Duniya padd kay chehriyan nu jaan jaavay mann daa haal,
Tun aen kaisi dost jo nazar nu vee nahi pehchaan-di,

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5a.

Funny

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Mon Feb 4, 2008 9:46 am (PST)

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~~~ cOmic strps ~~~

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Mon Feb 4, 2008 9:46 am (PST)












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__Hi Sweetu__

Posted by: ":::Priya Jain:::" priya2love@yahoo.co.in   priya2love

Mon Feb 4, 2008 9:47 am (PST)



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My Wish For You

Posted by: "Meenu Seth" SweetShelly.Verma@gmail.com   sweetcrazyboy

Mon Feb 4, 2008 9:48 am (PST)

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DINNER IN SKY ..WOW

Posted by: "Butterfly" butterfly2401@gmail.com

Mon Feb 4, 2008 10:08 am (PST)







































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good morning India

Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in   shwetakapoor_05

Mon Feb 4, 2008 10:11 am (PST)

11.

YOU'RE A LUCKY WINNER OF A MILLION DOLLARS !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Mon Feb 4, 2008 10:11 am (PST)



GLASSNOST

12.

G o o d    M o r n i n g !!!

Posted by: "FunnyForward" butterfly2401@gmail.com

Mon Feb 4, 2008 10:15 am (PST)

13.

The most unusual small arms

Posted by: "Shiv@nsh" shivansh9@gmail.com   shivansh9

Mon Feb 4, 2008 10:16 am (PST)

14.

Next Gen Car ( Funny Gif )

Posted by: "black rose" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Mon Feb 4, 2008 10:19 am (PST)

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Amazing Bridges ( Photo Shop )

Posted by: "Shiv@nsh" shivansh9@gmail.com   shivansh9

Mon Feb 4, 2008 10:21 am (PST)

16a.

Re: hindi jokes

Posted by: "abdulassalam" abdulassalam@yahoo.co.in   abdulassalam

Mon Feb 4, 2008 10:21 am (PST)

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17.

Mysterious Places - Wonderous New Land ( PhotoShop )

Posted by: "Shiv@nsh" shivansh9@gmail.com   shivansh9

Mon Feb 4, 2008 10:22 am (PST)

18.

Is your daddy home?

Posted by: "noorain k" nrn_cutie@yahoo.co.in   nrn_cutie

Mon Feb 4, 2008 10:25 am (PST)

Is your Daddy home



The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.

He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?" the man asked.

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes", came the answer.

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No".

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone,

The boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.

"Is there anyone there besides you?" the boss asked the child.

"Yes" whispered the child, "A policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,

"May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy," whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.

Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a

Helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, "Why are they there?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, "They're looking for me."

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All I see is you.

Posted by: "naseer zubair" naseerzubair@yahoo.com   naseerzubair

Mon Feb 4, 2008 10:28 am (PST)


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ALL I SEE IS YOU
I remember us,
the way we used to be,
I'd hold you in my arms,
your smile so sweet to me,


But now when I see you,
you look right through me,
I feel so alone now,
but when I close my eyes...


The love we used to share,
gone up in
whirl winds,
will I ever love,
or ever live again,


I am tired of crying,
and I am done trying,
To remember all about you,
but when I close my eyes...



All the love I am sending,
the memories I won't sell,
I know there must be an ending,
to the story I will tell,
I dream only of your love,
and happiness in life,
I try not to think of you,
but when I close my eyes...

..All I see is you.



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20.

SOME PARENTS ARE REAL DUMB .........

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Mon Feb 4, 2008 10:28 am (PST)



GLASSNOST

21.

Aaj Ka Gyan !!!

Posted by: "Butterfly Glasswing" butterfly2401@gmail.com

Mon Feb 4, 2008 10:33 am (PST)

5 Frogs are sitting on a wall.

4 Decide to Jump off.

How many are left now?

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Cold Winter - Joke

Posted by: "Just Smith" just4123@yahoo.com   just4123

Mon Feb 4, 2008 10:47 am (PST)

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and
asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again.
"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever."
"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."

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23a.

Strange Knotss....!

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Mon Feb 4, 2008 10:47 am (PST)

24.

JOKE

Posted by: "SURESH" sureshreji@gmail.com   sureshreji

Mon Feb 4, 2008 10:47 am (PST)

*Jab aap paida hua to sara akash jhuma,*
*devtao ne dance kiya,*
*ghee k diya jalaye,*
*bramhaji bole chalo jaan chuti ab*
*dhartiwale bhugtenge.*
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****SURESH****
25a.

This is how a Software Engineers jump from company to company!!!

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Mon Feb 4, 2008 10:48 am (PST)

This is how a Software Engineers jump from company to company!!!

This is how a Software Engineers jump from company to company!!!

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