Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)
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- Reasons Why I Love You ! From: sHДNKДR Aduuuu
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- ADVANCE VALENTINE'S DAY GREETINGS From: glassnost
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- Don't Hurt any one From: ~~SHWETA~~
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- LOOK WHOM I CAUGHT ON THE NET !!! From: glassnost
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- Fwd: [FFO] The 27th English Alphabet From: dalip goyal
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- if u were From: ~~SHWETA~~
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- Beautiful attractive paintings From: ~~SHWETA~~
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- Quick Smiles From: ~~SHWETA~~
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- Stop Smoking....sRe... From: Sreedhar Gavarasana
- 10.
- A HEART ATTACK OCCURS .... From: glassnost
- 11a.
- HAVE A LOVELY VALENTYN DAY..... From: jamal ali
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- HAVE A LOVELY VALENTYN DAY..... From: jamal ali
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- FW: Bajaj's new Cheapest Bike for Rs.1000 (like nano)..... !!!!!!! From: Rajan Malla
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- : photo-realistic paintings From: innocent.peacock
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- Refreshing your minds From: faisal zafar
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- Koiiiiii From: vikas wadhwa
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- *ART*_* By Pixelnase From: TUNA
- 18a.
- One Special Day.......Read nice one From: sHДNKДR Aduuuu
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- Refreshing your minds 2 From: faisal zafar
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- One more joke... From: drlakshmipriyabnys
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- One Joke... only one ah.. From: drlakshmipriyabnys
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- HAPPY BIRTHDAY FEB 14TH From: glassnost
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- MASTER OF VALENTINES !!! From: glassnost
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- Short Sardarji Jokes From: zenil shroff
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Reasons Why I Love You !
Posted by: "sHДNKДR Aduuuu" adaviyar@hotmail.com
Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:23 am (PST)
Reasons Why I Love You !
I can be myself when I am with you.
Your idea of romance is dimlights, softmusic, and just the two of us.
Because you make me feel like,like, like I have never felt before.
I can tell you anything, and you won't be shocked.
Your undying faith is what keeps the flame out of love alive
You and me together, we can make magic.
We're a Perfect match
Thinking of you, fills me with a wonderful feeling.
Your love gives me the feeling, that the best is still ahead.
You never give up on me, and that's what keeps me going.
You are simply irresistible
I love you because you bring the best out of me.
Your terrific sense of humor
Everytime I look at you, my heart misses a beat
You're the one who holds the key to my heart
You always say what I need to hear (You are perfect).
You have taught me the true meaning of love.
Love is, what you mean to me - and you mean everything.
You are my theme for a dream.
I have had the time of my life and I owe it all to you.
When I look into your eyes, I can see your heart.
Your love for me is a Natural anti-depressant.
I love to hear your voice.
Your love has helped me to rediscover myself.
Your love is an effective anti-dote to despair.
I love to wake up with you by my side...It makes my days better.
You always make me feel that you are by my side no matter what.
I love that feeling of being secure when you wrap your arms around me.
I love the way you keep your cool when I do something stupid.
Just being with you feels like I can defy the whole world.
You mean the world to me.
I like your small gestures that speak volumes about how much you care.
I love the way you treasure the gifts that I gave you.
I love the way you patch up with me after a tumultuous fight.
And, of-course, your intelligence, 'cause you were smart enough to fall in love with me ;-)
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ADVANCE VALENTINE'S DAY GREETINGS
Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:24 am (PST)
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Don't Hurt any one
Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in shwetakapoor_05
Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:24 am (PST)
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LOOK WHOM I CAUGHT ON THE NET !!!
Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:24 am (PST)
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Fwd: [FFO] The 27th English Alphabet
Posted by: "dalip goyal" dalipgoyal68@yahoo.co.in dalipgoyal68
Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:29 am (PST)
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if u were
Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in shwetakapoor_05
Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:29 am (PST)
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Beautiful attractive paintings
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:32 am (PST)
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Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in shwetakapoor_05
Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:33 am (PST)
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:44 am (PST)
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A HEART ATTACK OCCURS ....
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:44 am (PST)
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HAVE A LOVELY VALENTYN DAY.....
Posted by: "jamal ali" jerhmerllyz@yahoo.co.in jerhmerllyz
Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:44 am (PST)
HAVE A LOVELY VALENTYN DAY.....
I WENT MY OWN WAY
HOPING TO FIND YOU SOMEDAY,
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THREE MONTHS BEFORE MAY
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JUST HAVE A LOVELY VALENTYN DAY..
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HAVE A LOVELY VALENTYN DAY.....
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One Special Day.......Read nice one
Posted by: "sHДNKДR Aduuuu" adaviyar@hotmail.com
Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:28 am (PST)
One Special DayAs I sit here gazing out the window,Instead of working, I'm daydreaming of you...And wondering if while you're in your own world,You're thinking of me too.I reminisce about the day we met and how you made me feel,Looking at the glowing smile on your face,Staring into your dreamy blue eyes,Your smell, your touch, your warm embraceWhat a special day that was...And now, I'm starting to feel that warmth inside,Like nothing or no one else can make me feel...Butterflies, a constant smile, happy thoughts,Looking forward to the next time we meet.What lies ahead, down the road to love?Can it possibly be what I've been hoping for?All my goals, dreams, passions, hopes...Glaring now before me with great anticipation.No one knows what tomorrow brings...One can only wish and believe...I have abounding faith that God will take care of me,And bring the right person into my life.Could it be you?Time will tell...I feel a special bond starting between us,And so I'm truly hopeful that it is (you).
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Refreshing your minds 2
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One more joke...
Posted by: "drlakshmipriyabnys" drlakshmipriyabnys@yahoo.co.in drlakshmipriyabnys
Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:18 am (PST)
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One Joke... only one ah..
Posted by: "drlakshmipriyabnys" drlakshmipriyabnys@yahoo.co.in drlakshmipriyabnys
Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:19 am (PST)
Santa aur Banta ko dho Bomb mile aur police ko dhene chale.
Santa: agar ek bomb raaste me phat jaye tho..?
Banta: joot bholdhenge ki dho he mile the...!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FEB 14TH
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:48 pm (PST)
GLASSNOST
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MASTER OF VALENTINES !!!
Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:30 am (PST)
GLASSNOST
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Short Sardarji Jokes
Posted by: "zenil shroff" zenilshroff@yahoo.com zenilshroff
Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:36 am (PST)
Joke 1
Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..
Joke 2
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b
there............. Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there
Joke 3
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up. U know y?
FORM say " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
Joke 4
A sardar invested 5 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab village!.
Joke 5
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
Joke 6
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
Joke 7
19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19?
THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
Joke 8
A sardar ji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Joke 9
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Joke 10
Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr: "I've been
promoted as branch manager."
Joke 11
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................ .
WHY?
because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=
Joke 12
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Joke 13
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR,SHE
SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
Joke 14
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Joke 15
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already
raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Joke 16
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
Joke 17
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR
ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
Joke 18
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
Joke 19
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following
me.
Joke 20
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after
deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20Rs back.!
Joke 21
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Joke 22
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
Joke 23
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Joke 24
Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to
you'...........Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT
YEAR.
Joke 25
WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
Joke 26
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
Joke 27
Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly
in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d car he was
driving..
Joke 28
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what
you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Joke 29
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
Joke 30
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
Joke 31
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Joke 32
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
Joke 33
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-I m seeing how i look while sleeping.
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