Friday, February 15, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1760

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Jindgi From: vikas wadhwa
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Happy Valentine Day From: Butterfly
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Re: Digest Number 1758 From: dashrath singh
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Sweet Valentines Day Prayer For You My Dear Friends{Jameel] From: Jameel Ahmed
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MINDLESS ABUSE : THE CONSEQUENCES !!! From: glassnost
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Good Morning !! From: Ashish T
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Wife Defines by some wonderful persons-Happy Valentines- From: vasu rajeendran
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RELAX ! DON'T TAKE IT TO HEART ! From: glassnost
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in love ? From: Rajkrishna Verma
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Sun and Moon at the North Pole.....Subhan Allah From: noorain k
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Smart Boy From: Butterfly

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Jindgi

Posted by: "vikas wadhwa" vick_rav@yahoo.co.in   vick_rav

Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:28 am (PST)

Geele Kagaz Ki Tarah Hai Zindgi Apni,

Koi Likhta Bhi Nahi, Koi Jalata Bhi Nahi,

Is Kadar Akele Ho Gaye Hain AajKal,

Koi Stata Bhi Nahi, Koi Mnata Bhi Nahi

Vikas Wadhwa

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Happy Valentine Day

Posted by: "Butterfly" butterfly2401@gmail.com

Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:28 am (PST)

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Re: Digest Number 1758

Posted by: "dashrath singh" dashrath_singh87@yahoo.co.in   dashrath_singh87

Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:29 am (PST)

khushbu ne ek ehsas banaya phulo ne maali ko kush khas banaya chahat ne mohabbat

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Mujhay Mile Nafratain Us Ki Zindagi Main Pyaar Rahe...... From: UMSA
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ENDLESS LOVE From: sH����� ������NK����� ������R Aduuuu
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Good Morning From: Butterfly
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Shayaries for You From: Nazia Rahman
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MAY NOT BE USEFUL : DON'T READ From: RAJIV CHAUDHARY
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Valentine's Day Gift !!! Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in rajkrishna_rajkrishna Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:54 am (PST) Thank u Princess Ameera ji!!



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kush ho jati hu Posted by: "rose_me24" rose_me24@yahoo.co.in rose_me24 Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:31 am (PST) meri jindgi kahi aor kush hai mai ye sochkar kush ho jati hu
. vo kisi lahme mai thi meri mai ye sochkar kush ho jati hu.
aakho ko ijajat nahi dekh seke uesko,par dil kerta hai aj bhi ibaddat
usaki mai ye sochkar kush ho jati hu.
to kyaa huaa vo jo nahi meri,mai aj bhi hu usaki mai ye sochkar kush
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Choooooo Chweeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttttttt.................... Posted by: "Ramiz Kazi" ramiz_4u@yahoo.co.in ramiz_4u Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:34 am (PST)



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(no subject) Posted by: "Sameer Masalawala" sam_200391@yahoo.com sam_200391 Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:34 am (PST) Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho ki itrate bhi bahut ho,
Dil to karta hai ki aapko dinner pe ley javein,
Lekin kya kare kambakht ki app khaate bhi bahut ho.

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Jab tumhe dekhu mera dil start flying,
Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
Jab tum dur jaye I feel like crying,
Arre itna tension mat le I was lying.

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(no subject) Posted by: "Sameer Masalawala" sam_200391@yahoo.com sam_200391 Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:35 am (PST) Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hai,
Varna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!

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One evening I'll come 2 ur room,
Lock the door,
Turn off the lights,
Join U in bed.
I'll come closer 2 U,
My lips near ur face,
And I'll shout,
Have a great night.
"Good Night"

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Charon taraf hai faili moonlite,
Machhar bhi dene ko betaab hai aapko luvbite,
Takiye ko gale laga ke sone ka tight,
Bole to wo sweet dreams wala
"Good Night"

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Dont Laugh__(Hindi - Urdu) Posted by: "sonal" sona_s10@rediffmail.com ssona_22 Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:37 am (PST)


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Happy Valentine Day ... Posted by: "Sameer Masalawala" sam_200391@yahoo.com sam_200391 Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:37 am (PST) -----------------------

What the heart gives away is never gone,
but kept in the hearts of others,
from dusk to dawn.
Love you from the core of my heart.
Be my Valentine.

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I always lose control when you by my side.
U have bcom the light of my life.
I always enjoy the time i spend with you.
I think i'm falling in love with you!

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Without Love, dayz are:
Sadday,
Moanday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Frightday,
Shatterday, so be in Luv everyday.
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

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You are like the sunshine so warm,
You are like sugar, so sweet.
You are like you.
And that's the reason why i love you!

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sms Posted by: "chandu_anju2" chandu_anju2@yahoo.com chandu_anju2 Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:38 am (PST) BAHUT TAMANA THI KISI KO APNA BANANE KI,
BAHUT TAMANA THI KISI KA HO JANE KE.
PER KYA PATA THA JIS KO HUM CHAHTE HAIN,
UNHE ADAT HI NAHI KISI KO APNA BANANE KI............

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Clubs -Alexander, the Great



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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321



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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.






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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th: John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.






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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?



A. Their birthplace.



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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?



A. Obsession



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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?






A. One thousand



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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?




A. All were invented by women.






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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?






A. Honey



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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?







A. Father's Day



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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.



When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."




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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.



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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."






It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"






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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.






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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!






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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?






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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...






1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.







2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.







3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.







4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.







5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.







6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.







7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen







8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.







10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.







11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )







12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.







13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.




14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.







15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.



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beta raju Posted by: "sandeep_001988" sandeep_001988@yahoo.co.in sandeep_001988 Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:38 am (PST) ek bar koi tau apna beta raju k saath sahara mall me chala gaya.
tau ne na pata tha kaha se janna tha too ve wahi ghumne lag gaye.
thodi der baad tau ne dekha ek budhi aurat lift me chali gayi tau k
kuch bhi na samagh na aai. tau kai der tak sochta raha. tabhi ek
jawan chori lift me se nikal kar aai.
tau ek dam chila kar bola beta raju ja ghar ja jaldi si apni maa ne
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Funny Shayris Posted by: "zenil shroff" zenilshroff@yahoo.com zenilshroff Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:38 am (PST) Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera

Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai

Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho

Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya

Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge

Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri

Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai

Draupadi ka vastraharan Dushasan ko pada bhari
Saari mein saari Parag saari!

Zoron ki baarish Makes me wonder
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for young boys Posted by: "sandeep_001988" sandeep_001988@yahoo.co.in sandeep_001988 Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:39 am (PST) sharab piyo too aakhe laal

mahndi lagaoo too hath laal

ladki chado too gaal laal

bach gaye to JIYO mere laal


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Mujhay Mile Nafratain Us Ki Zindagi Main Pyaar Rahe...... Posted by: "UMSA" umsa80@gmail.com umsa80 Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:39 am (PST) Mujhay Mile Nafratain Us Ki Zindagi Main Pyaar Rahe......
Khizaan Rahe Dour Us Ki Hayaat Main Bahar Rahe......
Us K Hontoon Ki Ye Muskaan Or Ankhoon Ki Ye Chamak......
Us Ki Zulfoon Ki Kaali Ghataa Yun Hi Barqarar Rahe......
Us Ki Muskuratay Hi Baaghoon Main Phool Khil Jayeen......
Yaani Har Kali Ko Us K Tabassum Ka Intezaar Rahe......
Phool Hoon Us Ka Naseeb Wo Jahan Bhi Kadam Barhayee......
Or Dour Is Ki Zindagi Se Sada Khaar Rahe......
Dil Mangta Hai Fakat Khuda Se Ek Hi Duaa......
Khushiyuun Par Is Ka Hamesha Ikhtiyaar Rahe...


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LAST CALL.... Posted by: "UMSA" umsa80@gmail.com umsa80 Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:41 am (PST) LAST CALL....

kal hamesha ki tarha uss ne kaha ye phone per main bohat masroof hoon
mujh ko bohat se kaam hein as liye tum aao milne,
main to aa sakti nahi har rawayet tor ker as baar main ne keh diya tm
jo ho masroof to main bhi bohat msroof hoon tum jo ho mash`hoor to
main bhi bohat ma`roof hoon tum agar ghamgeen ho main bhi bohat
ranjoor hon
tum thakan se choor to main bhi thakan se choor hon jan-e-man hai
waqt mera bhi bohat hi qeemti kuch purane doston ne milne ana hai
abhi main bhi ab farigh nahi mujh ko bhi lakhon kaam hain warna kehne
ko to sb lamhe tumhare naam hain meri ankhein bhi bohat bojhal hein
sona hai mujhe rat-jagoon ke baad ab neendon main khona hai mujhe


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ENDLESS LOVE

My eyes were waiting,When you said you'd come..Each breath of mine Felt the nearing heaven.The strings of my heart hummed, With the slightest of sound.I opened the door and Was looking around..Then someone touched me from behind, I wished it was you..But what i saw instead, Was my scariest view..There stood them all With their hats in their hands.. Pointing the respect, Their heads slowly sank.I didn't know what to say. I just remembered your words.You asked me to wait! You said you'll come!I was spending my life in tears With sleepless nights..Protecting myself away From the conflicts inside..Then i learned about your love When i fell on the bed..You came into my dream, To keep those words you said!There you were.. Fondling me firm all the way!And "I knew you would come",Was all i could say..RegardsSHANKAR
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Good Morning Posted by: "Butterfly" butterfly2401@gmail.com Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:45 am (PST) This message is in MIME format. Since your mail reader does not understand this format, some or all of this message may not be legible.
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Shayaries for You Posted by: "Nazia Rahman" rahmannazia@yahoo.com rahmannazia Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:45 am (PST) *Akela sa mehsus karo jab tanhai me,
Yaad meri aye jab judai me,
Mehsus karna tumhare karib hu me,
Jab chahe dekh lena apni hi parchai me.

*Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye,
Aap nehi to aapki tasvir chahiye,
Par tasvir aapki dil behla na sakegi...
Kyuki wo aap ki tarah muskura na sakegi.

*Chand ki chandi shayad madham par jaye,
Phool ki khusboo shayad fiki par jaye,
Ye dosti mehkegi saari zindegi ,
Shayad zindegi ke lamhe bhi kam par jaye.

*Zindegi mein kabhi udaas na hona,
Kabhi kisi baat pe niraash na hona,
Zindegi ek sangharsh hai chalta hi rehega,
Kabhi apne jeene ka andaaz na khona.


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Mohabbat Cards for Valentines Day Posted by: "SunShine" thestyleboy009@yahoo.com thestyleboy009 Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:47 am (PST) Some very good cards for your valentine:













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MAY NOT BE USEFUL : DON'T READ Posted by: "RAJIV CHAUDHARY" rajiv_chaudhary_1@yahoo.com rajiv_chaudhary_1 Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:47 am (PST) We meet and like to meet a friend in internet across our own city, country and even seas, oceans.
But we don't know a person or family adjacent to our house or of our neighbourhood what are their conditions.

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We can live more time in 'hope' than in 'getting'.

Suppose, today in your home, there is a big arrangement for making tasty stuff of foods which you like too much. From the timing of starting to prepare the food till the timing of ending of the preparedness, you will be more happy thinking that you will get to enjoy a good stuff of food. But once you finish the food, you will lose the great feelings of eagerness and happiness what you were enjoying before having the food.

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The girls told to the boy, " Why you are following me?'
The boy replied, "Madam, I am not following you but walking as you are showing me the road."

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When there is no hope and there is no use of hoping something,
one should give up the plan & project.
But when you are confirmed, bolt firmly without looking back.

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One can enjoy happiness who has self contentment.
One never be happy who have never ending expectations.

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WHEN YOU ARE IN DOUBT, TAKE STEP BEHIND
WHEN YOU ARE CONFIRMED, BOLT BRAVELY AND SEVERELY.

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HOW EASY IS TO SHOW SOME AFFECTION TO SOMEONE.
HARDSHIP IS TO CONTINUE THE SAME MORE FARTHER IN REAL MEANING.

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WE PEOPLE HAVE THE NATURAL INSTICT TO SHOW WHAT WE ARE NOT. BUT DON'T SHOW WHAT WE ARE.

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PYAR ITNA HONA SAHIYE JISE KHONE KA DARR HO
ISE KEHTE HAI SOCHHA PYAR
ZINDEGI AISA JINA SAHIYE JISME HAR PAL JINE KI MAZA HO
ISE KEHTE HAI HASTA KHILTA JIVAN KA PARIVAR

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TO ERR IS AFTER ALL HUMAN !!! Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:01 am (PST)

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~~~~ To you i give ~~~~

Posted by: "♥♥♥♥♥♥(R) R@/| $|-|@|/@|/k@r " oneandtheonly@gmail.com   oneandtheonly2005

Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:29 am (PST)

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*To you i give
*
*

This valentines day
Im hoping that you will see
That with this gift I give to you
You and me will be

A special valentine gift from me to you
Something that will always last
Something that will be in the presents
And never in the past

A gift that you should cherish
A gift that makes you weak
A gift that helps you through your days
This gift is all you seek

The gift im willing to give
Is something so high and bright
A present that you cannot see
But is more powerful than the sun light

I want you to know that I love you
And even though we are apart
This gift will never fade
To you my baby I give my heart
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Love While You Live
Realize things before its too late.
Have lots of friends before you are alone.
Accept things rather than deny them.
Love people before you loose them.

Life comes just once.
Love it while you live it

I am only one, but still I am one,
I cannot do everything,
but still I can do something,
I will not refuse to do the something that I can do
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~~~ To my valentine ~~~

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*~~~ To my valentine ~~~
*

*Accept, dear, this sincere token,
You'll find a love I've never spoken.

Your grace so pure, your face so sweet;
My heart has forgotten its steady beat.

A smile, a wave; I'm completely taken,
My core is left profoundly shaken.

My love for you is absolute and true.
I love your eyes, your smile... All of you.

I want your love, I want you near.
My fidelity is steadfast, never fear.

I know I'm not perfect, I can't deny.
To you, however, I'll never lie.

I'll worship you, my fair Goddess.
You have my heart and soul, no less.

I'm lost for words now, can't write another line.
So I'll just say: Please, be my valentine?
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6.

Real love

Posted by: "ajay singh" ajayksingh26@yahoo.com   ajayksingh26

Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:30 am (PST)

If you wake up 1 day & were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree :-)

Just wanted to tell you that I think of you every second I am awake and dream of you every minute I am aslep. I love you.

My love for you is like water, Falling countless The beating of my heart For you is so heavy and soundless, The feeling of being in your arm is so Precious and endless.

Our relation is a crossed cheque of Happiness - when u feel upset n alone. U withdraw it from my account. when u r too happy. U deposit it in my a/c

Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do coz i slipped and fell in love with u.....

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7.

How to Propose a Girl................

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Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:32 am (PST)

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So, you are thinking about that girl from couple of months but unable to
speak a single word. This often happens with almost every guy when he really
falls in love with someone. If you are sailing in the same boat then do not
worry. Just have a smile on your face and apply the given below steps.

* Roses, ring and chocolates are the essentials for proposing a girl.

* Everyone has certain skill, such as humor, wit, talkativeness etc. While
dating a girl, you must utilize any of your best talent. Your skill would
play key role in proposing a girl.

Tips and Ideas for Proposing a Girl

* Suppose, you have lack of self-confidence then there is no need to bother.
It would be advisable to take your friend's aid. Ask significant suggestions
from one of your smart friend.

# There are no institutions or coaching classes for proposing a girl. You
need to socialize a lot and enhance your communication level. This is the
best way to express your love to a girl.

# It would be advisable to be a good listener. You must listen to the other
person attentively. This feature of yours would be an added advantage for
you while proposing a girl.

# You must be there at times of her need. Girls are always considered weak
as compare to guys. Thus, you must offer her physical protection. But, apart
from physical protection, another thing must be considered. It is the
emotional dependence. Girls always have a liking for emotionally supportive
guys.

# In order to propose a girl, you must be expressive. Expression of feelings
is a little tough task. But, it plays key role in getting you the girl of
your dreams.

# Girls whole-heartedly welcome sweet surprises. So, give surprises to your
sweet heart like chocolates, flowers, soft toys, hat etc. There is no need
to buy expensive gifts. Affordable gifts will also serve the purpose.

# Invite your dream girl for a lunch and cook her favorite dish. This is the
best way to propose a girl. This is an ideal way to reflect your love and
affection.

# Before proposing the girl, try to understand her body language. If she is
sitting crossed leg and her feet pointing towards you then she is simply
interested in you.

# Girls always have a liking for humorous guys. Humor is the ultimate way
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8.

Sweet Valentines Day Prayer For You My Dear Friends{Jameel]

Posted by: "Jameel Ahmed" jameelahmed_l@yahoo.co.in   jameelahmed_l

Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:33 am (PST)


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9.

Happy Valentine Day to all

Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in   shwetakapoor_05

Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:34 am (PST)

10.

MINDLESS ABUSE : THE CONSEQUENCES !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:35 am (PST)


GLASSNOST

11a.

Good Morning !!

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:36 am (PST)

Hi! Wish you a very Good morning !!

Wishing you all a Very Happy Valentines Day !!

Have a lovely day with your loved ones !!

-Ashish Tekchandani
12.

Wife Defines by some wonderful persons-Happy Valentines-

Posted by: "vasu rajeendran" rejck@yahoo.co.in   rejck

Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:38 am (PST)

Wishing you all a very �������HAPPY VALENTINE DAY �������



DavidBissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Socrates
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Anonymous
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......
AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT !!!!


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13.

RELAX ! DON'T TAKE IT TO HEART !

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:39 am (PST)



GLASSNOST

14.

in love ?

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:40 am (PST)


Thank You Jyoti JI !! Very Nice mail !!


Am I in love ?


When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them.
At that moment, you are in love.

Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh,
your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone.
Then, you are in love.


Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back, to let you know of their safe arrival, your phone is quiet.
You are desperately waiting for the call!
At that moment, you are in love.




If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from that special someone than other many long e-mails,
you are in love.



When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the
emails or SMS messages in your phone because of one message
from that special someone, you are in love.



When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would
not hesitate to think of that special someone.
Then, you are in love....



You keep telling yourself,
"that special someone is just a friend", but you realize that you can not avoid that person's special attraction. At that moment, you are in love.



While you are reading this mail, if someone appears in your mind,
then u are in love with that person...;))

Regards,
Vasant Oak


Thanks & Regards
Rajkrishna Verma

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15.

Sun and Moon at the North Pole.....Subhan Allah

Posted by: "noorain k" nrn_cutie@yahoo.co.in   nrn_cutie

Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:42 am (PST)


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A scene you will probably never get to see�����������������������������..Subhan Allah



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This is the sunset at the North Pole with the moon at its closest point.

You also see the sun below the moon. An amazing photo and not one

easily duplicated. You may want to pass it on to others. The Chinese

have a saying: "When someone shares with you something of value, you have an obligation to share it with others.

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Smart Boy

Posted by: "Butterfly" butterfly2401@gmail.com

Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:45 am (PST)

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