Saturday, February 23, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1772

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1.
aashiyane From: Rahul Verma
2.
Ajeeb larki hoon From: Neha Parikh
3.
Tanha rehna seekh raha hoon . . . . . . From: UMSA
4.
Na koi khuwaab na koi saheli thi... From: Neha Parikh
5.
Chera udaas hai From: Neha Parikh
6a.
AAP   SAB   KI    NAZAR From: shakeelbhatti786
7.
::||:: So Sweet Kids ::||:: From: ♪,Faree♪,
8.
Are you in the mood to work ? From: innocent.peacock
9.
RAKHI SANWANT VALENTINE DRAMA SLAP BOYFRIEND ABHISHEK (VIDEO) From: Pinky
10a.
friend From: karuna sree
11.1.
hi From: karuna sree
12.
save it From: karuna sree
13.
victory From: karuna sree
14.
ideas From: karuna sree
15a.
"DON'T EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN" From: sHДNKДR Aduuuu
16a.
Amul Butter ( Dont Miss Folks) From: ganesh kumble
17.
EARN MONEY ON THE NET : THE RIGHT WAY From: glassnost
18.
Good Thoughts!! (Nice Mail) From: ganesh kumble
19.
Gals........NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE From: ganesh kumble
20.
pease confirm before speaking From: ganesh kumble
21.
How to be happy - -(18 TIPS) From: ganesh kumble
22a.
Lesson For Today From: ganesh kumble
23.
Re: *BACKGROUNDS* From: ganesh kumble
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Powerful Story about Stress Relief Strategy: THE CLUB 99 ........... From: Hassan Ali
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My Unseen Love (I have heard your voice) From: ganesh kumble

Messages

1.

aashiyane

Posted by: "Rahul Verma" verma_rahul31@yahoo.co.in   verma_rahul31

Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:39 am (PST)

Ham mitti ke aashiyane banategay
banakar khud hi mitate gaye
hame koi apna bana na saka,
ham har ek ko apna banate gaye

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2.

Ajeeb larki hoon

Posted by: "Neha Parikh" me.neha1221@gmail.com   me.neha1221

Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:40 am (PST)

* Ajeeb larki hoon

Ajeeb larki hoon khud ko jalana chahtee hoon
Mai khud ko rakh ker kaheen bhool jana chahtee hoon

Mere naseeb ki khushiyaan bhee kab mili mujh ko
Bas ab to umer bher aansoo bhana chahtee hoon

Najanay kitni mohabbat hai ranj-o-ghum se mujhe
Koi bhee dard ho dil mai chupana chahtee hoon

Baha baha k ye aasnoo bikhar chuki hoon bahut
Simat k zaat mai ab muskurana chahtee hoon

Jisay eik umer dil mai chupa k rakha hai
Wo raaz aaj mai sab ko batana chahtee hoon

Wahee hai yaad jo acha kaha hai logon ne
Baqi saaray sitam bhool jana chahtee hoon

Mujhe zamanay ne pathar samjh liya hai mager
Mai eik larki hoon sab ko batana chahtee hoon

Jo mujh se rooth chuki hain zamanay ki khushiyaan
To mai bhee un khushiyoon se rooth jana chahteehoon

Koi to ho jo lagaye mujhay seenay se
Kisi ko mai bhee apnay ghum sunana chahtee hoon

Tu apnay dil k her eik dar ko khool day
Mai dard ban ker teray dil mai aana chahtee hoon*

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"Fursat ke kuch lamhe nikal kar,

the kuch sapne sajaye maine,

Bedardo ki iss duniya se chun kar,

the kuch rishte apnaye maine,

Magar waqt ko raas na aayi wafa meri aur,

Ho gaye Paraye woh mujhse,

thhe kabhi jo apne banaye maine"

That's_Arv

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नेहा परीख
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Tanha rehna seekh raha hoon . . . . . .

Posted by: "UMSA" umsa80@gmail.com   umsa80

Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:52 am (PST)

HI,

How are you All Peoples:- Hope will be fine 

Tanha rehna seekh raha hoon
Mar kay jeena seekh raha hoon

Mang kay pana seekh liya hai
Pa kay khona seekh raha hoon

Sabar ko zad-e-rah bana kar
Kanch pay chalna seekh raha hoon

Phirtay, phirtay sehra, sehra
Pyaas ko peena seekh raha hoon

Marham to rakhna na aaya
Zakhm khoorachna seekh raha hoon

Jeenay kay hain ajab taqazay
Zinda rehna seekh raha hoon

Madhooshee nay bohat sataaya
Hosh main rehna seekh raha hoon

Barson guzray phir bhi ab tak
Maan say bichcharna seekh raha hoon

Dar kar zehar kay pyaalay say
Such ko chupaana seekh raha hoon

Rotay rotay auron par
Khud pay hansna seekh raha hoon

Ghum nay mujh ko bohat hai khaya
Ab gham khana seekh raha hoon

Is pay hairan hotee hoon
Kartab, kya kya seekh raha hoon

Mang kay pana seekh liya hai
Pa kay khona seekh raha hoon

Sabar ko zad-e-rah bana kar
Kanch pay chalna seekh raha hoon

Umsa

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Na koi khuwaab na koi saheli thi...

Posted by: "Neha Parikh" me.neha1221@gmail.com   me.neha1221

Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:52 am (PST)

* Na koi khuwaab na koi saheli thi...
is muhabbat mein, mein akeli thi...*

*
ishq mein tum khaan ke sache the...
jo azziyat thi hum ne jheli thi...*

*
yaad ab kuchh nahin raha lekin...
aik darya tha ya haweli thi...*

*
jis ne uljha ke rakh diya dil ko...
woh muhabbat thi ya paheli thi...*

*
mein zara si bhi kam wafa kerti...
tum ne to meri jaan leli thi...*

*
waqt ke saanp kha gaye us ko...
mere aangan mein aik chanbeli thi...*

*
is shab-e-gham mein kis ko batlaoon...
kitni roshan meri hatheli thi...*

* *

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"Fursat ke kuch lamhe nikal kar,

the kuch sapne sajaye maine,

Bedardo ki iss duniya se chun kar,

the kuch rishte apnaye maine,

Magar waqt ko raas na aayi wafa meri aur,

Ho gaye Paraye woh mujhse,

thhe kabhi jo apne banaye maine"

That's_Arv

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Chera udaas hai

Posted by: "Neha Parikh" me.neha1221@gmail.com   me.neha1221

Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:53 am (PST)

* Chera udaas hai ankho main ye kis ki pyaas hai
Kheta hai mera dil mujhe teri talash hai
Teri surat na dekho tu koi dikhta hi nahi
Khmosh hum hai kiya kare koi acha lagta hi nahi
Khte hai log magroor hai jo anjaan hum se aaj hai
Unko ye na pata ke ye zinda lash hai
Jism mera hai yaha tu rhoo tere saath hai
Dil ki halat dil hi jane logo ko kiya khaber
Mere dil ko tere didaar ki aas hai*

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"Fursat ke kuch lamhe nikal kar,

the kuch sapne sajaye maine,

Bedardo ki iss duniya se chun kar,

the kuch rishte apnaye maine,

Magar waqt ko raas na aayi wafa meri aur,

Ho gaye Paraye woh mujhse,

thhe kabhi jo apne banaye maine"

That's_Arv

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6a.

AAP   SAB   KI    NAZAR

Posted by: "shakeelbhatti786" shakeelbhatti786@yahoo.com   shakeelbhatti786

Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:54 am (PST)


SHAAM KE BAAD

POET : SHAKEEL BHATTI

ACHI LAGTI BHALA KYON YE FIZA SHAAM KE BAAD

HO GYA ISHQ TO YE HAM PE KHULA SHAAM KE BAAD

DIN MEIN TO HAM PE KOI SHER UTARTA HEE NAHIN

HAM NE TO JAB BHI, JO BHI LIKHA SHAAM KE BAAD

AA KE DEKHO TO SAHI KITNE NIKHAR JAATE HEIN

TUM KISSI ROZ MILO HAM SE ZARA SHAAM KE BAAD

ROOH TAK SHAAMIL-E-AAWAZ HOOA KARTI HEI

TUM KABHI MAANG KE DEKHO TO DUA SHAAM KE BAAD

AAJ TAK AISE PARENDE NAHIN DEKHE HAM NE

BHOOL JATE HON JO GHAR KE PATA SHAAM KE BAAD

MERI NAZRON MEIN WO BA ZOQ NAHIN HO SAKTA

BE SABAB JO BHI KOI GHAR MEIN RAHA SHAAM KE BAAD

BAZM-E-YAARAN HO YA KOI MEKHANA SHAKEEL

BETHNE MEIN WAHAN AATA HEI MAZZA SHAAM KE BAAD

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::||:: So Sweet Kids ::||::

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Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:57 am (PST)

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8.

Are you in the mood to work ?

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Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:58 am (PST)

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9.

RAKHI SANWANT VALENTINE DRAMA SLAP BOYFRIEND ABHISHEK (VIDEO)

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Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:02 am (PST)

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10a.

friend

Posted by: "karuna sree" karunasri1986@yahoo.co.in   karunasri1986

Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:02 am (PST)


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11.1.

hi

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Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:02 am (PST)


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12.

save it

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Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:02 am (PST)


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victory

Posted by: "karuna sree" karunasri1986@yahoo.co.in   karunasri1986

Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:09 am (PST)


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ideas

Posted by: "karuna sree" karunasri1986@yahoo.co.in   karunasri1986

Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:09 am (PST)


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15a.

"DON'T EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN"

Posted by: "sHДNKДR Aduuuu" adaviyar@hotmail.com

Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:10 am (PST)





"DON'T EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN"





when we met, time flew faster,
we talk a lot but it never ends,
time stops us to sit and talk because its time to go,
i asked time why don't you stop for while,
that we complete our talk and then u start running again,
he said NO because lots of people who

love is waiting for their time to come,
so please its your time to go,
we looked each other,
eyes talked something n tears came,
heart started beating n crying,
Don't Go, don't leave me,
i am yours keep me with you always,
next day is another day we will meet for sure,
before that, a dark night and thought of yours,
Make me unhappy and i miss u a lot,
nights are longer n time flew slower than ever,
One Day i need to go far,we talked and thought time will go faster,
but again time flew slower than ever,
then i back someday and met you once again,
eyes talked and cried a lot,
heart Said : "DON'T EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN",
I love you a lot and won't be able to live without you !!




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16a.

Amul Butter ( Dont Miss Folks)

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:31 am (PST)

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17.

EARN MONEY ON THE NET : THE RIGHT WAY

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:31 am (PST)



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18.

Good Thoughts!! (Nice Mail)

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:41 am (PST)

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- Be strong enough to face the world each day.
- Be weak enough to know you cannot do everything alone.
- Be generous to those who need your help.

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- Be a follower when you are shrouded by the mists of uncertainty.
- Be first to congratulate an opponent who succeeds.
- Be last to criticize a colleague who fails.
- Be sure where your next step will fall, so that you will not tumble.

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- Be sure of your final destination, in case you are going the wrong
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- Be loving to those who love you..
- Be loving to those who do not love you; they may change.
- Above all, be yourself.
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Have a Great Day!!!*

*Marriage *
Two men die and reach the gate of Heaven.The Death God asks both of them,
why they should be admitted in Heaven,& should not be sent to Hell instead..

First man says "I was married some 20 yeas back and had enough punishment on
the earth."
The Death God says "OK"
Second Man says " I was married twice!"
The Death God tells "Go to Hell, we have no space for Fools!!"

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Gals........NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:52 am (PST)

*NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE*
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*Element : WOMEN*
*Symbol : Wo+*
*Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.*
*Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.*
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*PHYSICAL PROPERTIES*
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*1. bOiLs at room temperature*
*2. Freezes without any known reason.*
*3. Melts if given special treatment.*
*4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.*
*5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.*
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*CHEMICAL PROPERTIES*
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*1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious *
*stones*
*and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.*
*2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known*
*reason.*
*3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.*
*4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.*
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*COMMON USES*
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*1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.*
*2. Can be great aid to relaxation.*
*TESTS*
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*1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.*
*2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.*
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*POTENTIAL HAZARD*
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*illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained*
*at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct*
*contact with each other.*
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*!! WARNING !!*
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*PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL*
*HAEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.*
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*BE CAUTIOUS!!!*

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pease confirm before speaking

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:52 am (PST)

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*The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialled the***

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*"No" replied the trainee.***

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*"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"***

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How to be happy - -(18 TIPS)

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:24 pm (PST)

How to be happy - - (18 TIPS)

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1. Pursue Achievable Goals
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4. Help Thy Neighbors
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5. Maintain Youthful Spirit
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6. Get Along with the Rich, the Poor,

the Beautiful, & the Ugly
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7. Keep Cool Under Pressure
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10. Have a Few Pals
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11. Cooperate and Reap Greater Rewards
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12. Treasure Every Moment
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13. Have High Confidence in Yourself
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14. Respect the Disadvantaged

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16. Surf the Net at Leisure
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How to be happy - -
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Lesson For Today

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:41 pm (PST)

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Lesson For Today

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Re: *BACKGROUNDS*

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Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:48 pm (PST)

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24.

Powerful Story about Stress Relief Strategy: THE CLUB 99 ...........

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" hassanrazvi786@gmail.com   hassanrazvi786

Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:48 pm (PST)

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Powerful Story about Stress Relief Strategy: THE CLUB 99
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Some time ago, there lived a King.This king should have been contented with
his life, given all the riches and luxuries he had. However, this was not
the case! The King always found himself wondering why he just never seemed
content with his life.

Sure, he had the attention of everyone wherever he went, attended fancy
dinners and parties, but somehow, he still felt something was lacking and he
couldn't put his finger on it.

One day, the King had woken up earlier than usual to stroll around his
palace. He entered his huge living room and came to a stop when he heard
someone happily singing away... following this singing... he saw that one of
the servants was singing and had a very contented look on his face.
This fascinated the King and he summoned this man to his chambers.

The man entered the King's chambers as ordered. The King asked why he was so
happy?

To this the man replied: "Your Majesty, I am nothing but a servant, but I
make enough of a living to keep my wife and children happy. We don't need
too much, a roof over our heads and warm food to fill our tummy. My wife and
children are my inspiration, they are content with whatever little I bring
home. I am happy because my family is happy."

Hearing this, the King dismissed the servant and summoned his Personal
Assistant to his chambers.

The King related his personal anguish about his feelings and then related
the story of the servant to his Personal Assistant, hoping that somehow, he
will be able to come up with some reasoning that here was a King who could
have anything he wished for at a snap of his fingers and yet was not
contented, whereas, his servant, having so little was extremely contented.

The Personal Assistant listened attentively and came to a conclusion. He
said, "Your Majesty, I believe that the servant has not been made part of
The 99 Club."
"The 99 Club? And what exactly is that?" the King inquired.

To which the Assistant replied, "Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99
Club is, you will have to do the following... place 99 Gold coins in a bag
and leave it at this servant's doorstep, you will then understand what The
99 Club is."
[image: Coins]That very same evening, the King arranged for 99 Gold coins to
be placed in a bag at the servant's doorstep. Although he was slightly
hesitant and he thought he should have put 100 Gold coins into the bag, but
since his assistant had advised him to put 99 that is what he did.

The servant was just stepping out of his house when he saw a bag at his
doorstep. Wondering about its contents, he took it into his house and opened
the bag. When he opened the bag, he let out a great big shout of joy...Gold
Coins... so many of them. He could hardly believe it. He called his wife to
show her the coins.

He then took the bag to a table and emptied it out and began to count the
coins. Doing so, he realized that there were 99 coins and he thought it was
an odd number so he counted again, and again and again only to come to the
same conclusion... 99 Gold Coins.

He began to wonder, what could have happened to that last 1 coin? For no one
would leave 99 coins. He began to search his entire house, looked around his
backyard for hours, not wanting to lose out on that one coin. Finally,
exhausted, he decided that he was going to have to work harder than ever to
make up for that 1 Gold coin to make his entire collection an even 100 Gold
Coins.

He got up the next morning, in an extremely horrible mood, shouting at the
children and his wife for his delay, not realizing that he had spent most of
the night conjuring ways of working hard so that he had enough money to buy
himself that gold coin. He went to work as usual - but not in his usual best
mood, singing happily - as he grumpily did his daily errands.
Seeing the man's attitude change so drastically, the King was puzzled. He
promptly summoned his assistant to his chambers. The King related his
thoughts about the servant and once again, his assistant listened. The King
could not believe that the servant who until yesterday had been singing away
and was happy and content with his life had taken a sudden change of
attitude, even though he should have been happier after receiving the gold
coins.
To this the assistant replied "Ah! But your Majesty, the servant has now
officially joined The 99 Club." He explained: "The 99 Club is just a name
given to those people who have everything but yet are never contented,
therefore they are always working hard and striving for that extra 1 to
round it out to 100!
We have so much to be thankful for and we can live with very little in our
lives, but the minute we are given something bigger and better, we want even
more!

Lesson to learn from this Story:

We are not the same happy contented person we used to be, we want more and
more and by wanting more and more we don't realize the price we pay for it.

We lose our sleep, our happiness; we hurt the people around us just as a
price to pay for our growing needs and desires.

That is what joining The 99 Club is all about."

Hearing this the King decided that from that day onwards, he was going to
start appreciating all the little things in life.

Striving for more is always good, but let's not strive so hard and for so
much that we loses all those near and dear to our hearts, we shouldn't
compromise our happiness for moments of luxuries!
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Some of the Inspiring Quotes which tell not to give up in life so you can
learn something from these Quotes

1) Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good valuecreate a value of your own

2) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.But if it falls on
a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.so choose the best place where you
would shine..

3) Falling down is not defeat...defeat is when your refuse to get up...

4) Ship is always safe at shore... but is is not built for it

5) When your successful your well wishers know who you are when you are
unsuccessful you know who your well wishers are

6) It is great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to
tell him/her

7) "To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you just might be the world

8) "Even the word 'IMPOSSIBLE' says 'I M POSSIBLE' "

9) Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your life
makes all the difference.

May ALLAH / God Bless You All,

Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart
because you might wake up one day and realise that you have lost a diamond
while you were too busy collecting stones." Remember this always in life.

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My Unseen Love (I have heard your voice)

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:04 pm (PST)

My Unseen Love 1

I've heard your voice on the telephone,
I've seen your photograph.
We've talked for hours on the internet,
I've heard your funny laugh.
We've shared our secrets with each other,
And as the days went by,
You became a part of me,
A part that will not die.

You've held me in your sweet embrace,
And I've held you in mine.
We've made love so tenderly,
Our fevered bodies entwined.
Truly, there has never been a love,
As sweet as what we share.
And as long as there is cyberspace,
You know I'm always there.

The miles may keep us from reality,
We may never see each other's face.
But in my heart and soul I know,
No other man can take your place.
We'll lol and brb,
For many years to come.
The instant messaging on the net,
Will be our happy home.

Can't wait to get back to you....

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