Tuesday, February 12, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1755

Messages In This Digest (6 Messages)

1.
FW: Bajaj's new Cheapest Bike for Rs.1000 (like nano)..... !!!!!!! From: Rajan Malla
2a.
Re: Beauty of woman From: RAJIV CHAUDHARY
3.
Beautiful Photography(Prishi) From: Prishi
4a.
Re: mistakes From: RAJIV CHAUDHARY
5.
Valentines Day Special........ From: juveriya14 -chill
6.
kuch aur jokes From: anju sonik

Messages

1.

FW: Bajaj's new Cheapest Bike for Rs.1000 (like nano)..... !!!!!!!

Posted by: "Rajan Malla" rajan@alico.com.np   prakriti_the_nature

Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:42 pm (PST)



Bajaj's new Cheapest Bike for Rs.1000 (like nano)..... !!!!!!!

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Re: Beauty of woman

Posted by: "RAJIV CHAUDHARY" rajiv_chaudhary_1@yahoo.com   rajiv_chaudhary_1

Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:42 pm (PST)

My dear friend,

I am not agreed with you in case of beauty of a woman. What ever you are telling the over view of poet only. In ordinary language, the beautiful woman is that who:

(a) has good slim figure.
(b) has beautiful face like , Goddess- 'SARASWATI' OR 'LAXMI'
(c) whitish skin.
(d) a dimple/mole on cheek.

But I okay and am pleased with your following writing:-

Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman
But luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.

Absulately correct.







~~SHWETA~~ <shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in> wrote:
Beauty of a Woman

The beauty of a woman
Is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries,
Or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman
Must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.

The beauty of a woman
Is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman
Is reflected in her soul.

It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows,
The beauty of a woman
With passing years-only grows.

Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man

Shweta






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Beautiful Photography(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:42 pm (PST)

Beautiful Photography
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4a.

Re: mistakes

Posted by: "RAJIV CHAUDHARY" rajiv_chaudhary_1@yahoo.com   rajiv_chaudhary_1

Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:42 pm (PST)

Good and commendable.

karuna sree <karunasri1986@yahoo.co.in> wrote:

If a barber makes a mistake,
It's a New style

If a driver makes a mistake,
It is a New path

If a engineer makes a mistake,
If parents mak
It is a New Venture

es a mistake,
It is a New generation

If a politician makes a mistake
It is a New Law

If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a New invention

If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a New fashion

If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a New theory

If our boss makes a mistake,
It is a New idea
If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a Mistake Only




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Valentines Day Special........

Posted by: "juveriya14 -chill" juveriya5@yahoo.com   juveriya5

Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:43 pm (PST)

CHANGES IN NEWTON LAWS...

Regarding Feb14 (VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL)........

Universal Law Of Love:


" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From
One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "


First Law Of Love:

" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless
Any External Agent (Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Break The Legs Of The Boy. "

Second Law Of Love:

" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And
The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The
Bank Balance. "

Third Law Of Love:

" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While SLAPPING...





Juveriya..

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kuch aur jokes

Posted by: "anju sonik" anjufriend_143@yahoo.co.in   anjufriend_143

Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:44 am (PST)

* Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha kay achanak bijli chamki,
badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai

* Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke
chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

* Patni: Suno ji, Aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada kaya Acha Lagta hai, Meri
Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi? Pati: Muje to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat
Sabse achhi lagti hai

* " Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?

Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai
na. "

* Munnabhai: Are Ek bakara Talaab me Gir gaya hai aab wo sala kaise bahar
aayegaa ?????

Cirkit: Bhai Geela Hoker, Tension nahi Lene kaa ...!!!!!!

* Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad
India mein famous hai....

Rabridevi ka laloo prasad

ANJU


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